Romance › Re: When He Says "IT'S Over"=counter Thread by sleemoon(m): 1:07pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
gbens2000:
e no epp the economic situation buh he help our morale stance  Morale stance my bootylicious tongue licking ass ... |
Crime › Re: Woman Dumps Her Rival's Baby In A Toilet (Graphic Pic) by sleemoon(m): 1:02pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
Subhanallah.... Dis is wickedness of d highest order...
My kinda punishment for her 1. Dip her head inside water for 30secs for her to run out of breath 2. Immediately dip her head face down into soakaway for 30secs concurrently 3. After doing d above process 30ce she must av been full wif shiits, dump her totally into d soak away and seal it up for eternity... Let her be buried dere for all I care |
Business › Re: Get Real Paying Hyip Now And Regain Ur Lost Money by sleemoon(m): 12:54pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
Sleemuun@gmail.com |
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Beautiful Guy On Nairaland. Check My Pics Out!!!! by sleemoon(m): 12:53pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
Joblessness. Is a bad disease
Who he epp? |
Romance › Re: When He Says "IT'S Over"=counter Thread by sleemoon(m): 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
Orisirisi iranu...
Who he epp? |
Celebrities › Re: Merlin With Buhari by sleemoon(op): 9:09am On Apr 12, 2016 |
Aisha96: I didn't say that. Sorry... Jst reglanced tru... And where is dat in dis 9ja...Heaven on earth? D lyt here bad pass satan himself |
Celebrities › Re: Merlin With Buhari by sleemoon(op): 8:52am On Apr 12, 2016 |
Aisha96: Excluding me. My destiny does not lie in the hands of a grass-eating befuddled goathead.
Thankfully, the fuel scarcity isn't affecting yours truly severely as it is dealing a heavy blow on others, especially the brain-dead change-chanting zombies.
The light situation here is enough to power my gadgets, get my electrical appliances running, maintain a steady water supply and afford other amenties. Haba Aisha... That's not fair...@least gv d guy sometime naa.. Btw. D lyt is nt enough to power ur gadgets nd u re here nairalanding.... Smh |
Celebrities › Merlin With Buhari by sleemoon(op): 7:21am On Apr 12, 2016 |
In the land of no fuel, in a time of no light, the destiny of
this great nation lies in the hand of an old man. His
name....
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Phones › Re: Does It Mean No Internet Service Provision For Those With 2/3g Phones On Ntel? by sleemoon(m): 7:03am On Apr 12, 2016 |
dukeo: may I correct you? Please Do? We re all learning |
Politics › Re: Before You Condemn PMB And Praise GEJ Concerning Fuel Scarcity, Note This by sleemoon(m): 8:49am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Pidggin: Abuja? That's where they are deceiving you people na, ask people living else where, we do not buy fuel from filling stations at the regulated pump price. Yes we are... Here in Oyo state... Bovas, forte oil nd Asset re selling @ d normal price... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 3rd April 2016 by sleemoon(m): 4:15pm On Apr 03, 2016 |
RichYoungNigga: If Manchester united loses this game, i will give out $3,000 random people here on Nairaland Unto say u be diezani lost son abi? Thunder fire ........ |
Nairaland General › Re: Live Bush Rat Caught By Me by sleemoon(op): 7:21pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Final preparations coming up
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Nairaland General › Re: Live Bush Rat Caught By Me by sleemoon(op): 5:26pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Preparation begins
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Nairaland General › Live Bush Rat Caught By Me by sleemoon(op): 5:22pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
It was caught alive before it could escape into the ground... It was stuck into the ground xo had to pull it out before it escaped... After killing it, i couldn't prepare it xo had to call a friend... Buh unfortunately before he could arrive, rigor mortis has already set in...
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Celebrities › Re: . by sleemoon(m): 7:38am On Mar 18, 2016 |
Pix or....... U knw d rest.. |
TV/Movies › Re: Watch 900+ Online TV On Your Mobile by sleemoon(m): 7:36am On Mar 18, 2016 |
Thanks.. Buh y use fela's name naa.. |
Romance › Re: Woman Exposes Ladies She Over-heard Planning To Attack Their Cheating Boyfriend by sleemoon(m): 7:35am On Mar 18, 2016 |
Lobatan... I hope dem get to play with his balls and priick a lil. Making im ve hardon b4 chopping it off.... Thats my verdict.. |
Romance › Re: We Have Been Dating For 5years,yet I Dont Know The Job He Does??? Please Help Me by sleemoon(m): 7:27am On Mar 18, 2016 |
Taaa.. How is that possible... Love is indeed blind |
Celebrities › Re: See What Peter Okoye's Wife, Lola-omotayo Has To Say On Psquare's Family Crisis by sleemoon(m): 7:25am On Mar 18, 2016 |
Hmmm.. |
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by sleemoon(m): 11:55am On Mar 16, 2016 |
kowalsky: oleds are quite rare in tvs.. I don't think market leaders like Sammy nd lg have adopted that tech for making tvs.. tho Sammy uses it in its galaxy s smartphone range Thanks... Been looking forward to Led tv den |
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by sleemoon(m): 9:46pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
acunon: Okay good I will have to use simple description to explain better 3D TV A 3D enabled TV is one that has a 3 Dimensional effect on any image or video where it creates a scene of close range images in 3 dimensional form. In simpler form, if you are to play a 3D movie on a 3D enabled TV switching on the 3D option in the tv makes the image blur and if you are to watch from a compatible 3D glass you will see the images appear close to you as if you are watching it life. 3D glasses can cause some eyes effect if worn for a long Time. HDTV A HD TV is a terminology for high definition tv which also know as the 720p resolution. It's been distinguished from a full HD tv where this has a resolution of 1080p which has a wonderful viewing experience. LED TV LED TVS uses a Light emitting diode Technology (L.E.D) as a display screen. Instead of using the one from LCD it's been modified internally where the boards and integrated components are replaced with sophisticated ICs . It is not bulky nor heavy as the LCD bt are slim, optimised power comsuption, some packed with Internet related features like the SMART TVS,more dark screen,economical biodegradable parts tjat can ve easlily recycled and low heatin value. LED'S are part of the latest uses TV technologies and are also modified further to make life easier. side effects of this LED'S are always fragility of parts and weak screen effect. LCD LCD TVS uses the liquid cystal display to power images on a tube. It is always categories with high heating value,fairly high power consumption, slightly heavy,production of water screen which occurs when the viewing angle is distorted a poor image like a mirage covers the screen. Though they are always stronger and would last up to years if used every day. The production of LCD has stopped since it has been fully modified to LED'S OLED OLED means organic light emmiting diode which is a modified form of LED, they are usually slimmer(thickness in millimetes), lighter,more power optimised, rich dark screen and a lot of more functions. There display is almost near a 4K view as there image resolution rating is highly optimised. SMART TV A SMART TV can be any TV that can be used to access the Internet with its inbuilt application. It uses a Smart hub which is a collection of certain preinstalled applications to access the internet. The Internet supply is either powered by either a Wireless connection popular called a WI-FI or a local area network (WLAN). PLASMA TVS Plasma tvs are also form of the cathode rays tube tvs which are often glass type. It can be either a smart tv or a plain one. It's usually heavy, some slightly flat,generate much heat as for the other models like 2009 and below, usually have light glares when light rays are shined on the screen which causes distorted visions and are powerful too. Though the production of plasma tvs is diminishing as major game players in the tv industries has almost stop the production of it. We hope it's been modified into something better 4K TVS 4K Tv also know as a UHD TV (ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION)usually means 4x the full HD display of a LED TV, it increases the picture quality 4 times of a normal full HD TVS, it's has a features of UHD UPSCALING where it can minutely raise a 1080p display to 4096 x 2160p. There are 4K videos which can be played on a 4K tv to know there picture worth as they can be downloaded on the Internet. But my question still remain, are 4K tvs worth buying as I see nothing fancinating on there so called images stability . Thanks Thanks for the insight... Now i ve to choose btw Led nd Oled.. |
Technology Market › Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by sleemoon(m): 5:16pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
acunon: I will soon start uploading videos on how to troubleshoot Defective TVs and quick tv fix solution. Hello dere... Been following ur thread for 2days now... Can you please gv me an insight on the difference between 3d tv Hdtv Led Lcd Oled tv Smart Hdtv ... Need to know xo as to be able to choose.. M new into the world of Tv's.. Thanks in anticipation |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Watford (1 - 0) On 2nd March 2016 by sleemoon(m): 9:28pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
KINGinVAHALA2: GOOOAAALLLL
Man united 0-1 watford. 70mins played. Idiota |
Romance › Re: FOR MEN: How To Last Longer In Bed by sleemoon(op): 9:15am On Jan 26, 2016 |
pTomz: 13 chronicles of Fvck  pTomz: 13 chronicles of Fvck  |
Romance › Re: FOR MEN: How To Last Longer In Bed by sleemoon(op): 1:44am On Jan 25, 2016 |
Smellymouth:
to fvck nor easy kirchofff: Mehn there's nothing easy in dis lyf, even sex? Nawa o Smellymouth:
to fvck nor easy Chai.... Wetin i ryt... Wetin una comment |
Romance › FOR MEN: How To Last Longer In Bed by sleemoon(op): 9:19pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Premature ejaculation can get you down and ruin your s*x and marital relationship. In our usual way, Funville Nigeria will guide you on how to delay Release and last longer in bed. These simple tips will help you to know how to delay and prolong Release. This will enable you and your partner to enjoy a healthy s*x life. The following are ways on How Men Can Delay Release To Last Longer In Bed
1. Kegel exercises – Kegel exercises can help you prolong Release. Kegels are those muscles that you use for controlling urination. So, flex these muscles about 30 times a day to delay Release.
2. Squeeze technique – Prolong Release and delay it by holding the tip of the head of the man-hood. Squeezing the tip of the man-hood can help control premature Release.
3. Testes – The scrotum rises as a man reaches climax and is on the verge of Release. So, delay Release by pulling the scrotum away from the body. Change focus – Rather than concentrating on Release, concentrate on your partner’s pleasure.
4. Combination of thrusts – Delay Release or male climax by combining shallow thrusts with deep thrusts. This technique helps prolong Release and will make you last longer in bed.
5. Massage the prostate gland – When you practice delaying Release, the prostate gland turns sore. Hence it is important to massage the gland to prevent any kind of pain.
6. Perineum pressure – Delay Release by applying pressure to the perineum, which is the spot between the anus and scrotum. The prostate gland expands and contracts while reaching climax or Release. So, by applying pressure on this spot, one can prolong Release.
7. Pelvic muscles – Squeeze the pubococcygeous muscle to stop ejaculating. Contract these muscles, which are used for controlling urine; doing so regularly helps you delay Release.
8. Blueberries – This berry is known to delay Release, as it relaxes the nerves in the man-hood.
9. Woman-on-top – This s*x position reduces your chances of premature Release, thereby helping you last longer in bed. Switch to the woman-on-top s*x position to delay Release.
10. Start and stop – When you have the urge to Release, stop, pull out and then thrust again. Also, the start and stop method helps a couple to last longer in bed and enjoy the full s*xual experience.
11. self service – self service can help you prolong s*x, so delay Release by self servicing at least an hour before intercourse.
12. Control your climax – Without any lubrication self service to the point of climax and stop. Do it a couple of times and then Release; over a period of time you can control Release.
13. Before engaging in intercourse, engage in pre-intimacy – ask your partner to gently massage the man-hood along with lubrication. In time this method can help you prolong Release. Source : mtttn.wojublog.com/this-is-how-men-can-delay-r-elease-to-last-longer-in-bed-without-releasing-quick/ |
Education › Nigeria Pidgin Proverbs And Their English Meanings! by sleemoon(op): 8:28pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
*Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done.
*No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem.
*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny
*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever.
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef. English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus. English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.
*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging. English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone.
*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start. English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke.
*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back. English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.
Add urs abeg |
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Investment › Re: The Safest Strategy In Football Betting Investment ;joining Is Free by sleemoon(m): 5:30pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
08085417882 add me please |
Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by sleemoon(m): 4:53pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
ibietela2: Size please? Am seeing 39mb on playstore It more than that ooo... Maybe na d wrong app u clicked on...
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Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by sleemoon(m): 4:52pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
ibietela2: We talked, the price is kinda huge Hahahahahahahah... Dont blame her ooo... Blame the naira to dollar rate... Its not her fault... U can settle for d 16gb variant if ur budget no rich 32gb...safe bro |
Phones › Re: Modern Combat 5: Blackout by sleemoon(m): 6:53am On Jan 08, 2016 |
ibietela2: Hello,
Please were did you buy it and how much? Am looking for a tablet with 9inch+ screen U can check Tyconcepts here on nairaland... I got my cube talk 9x from her... |