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RomanceRe: 11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 7:04am On Jul 14, 2016
IlorinFirstSon:
We don't marry.
It's registered ThugLife®
U be true IlorinFirstSon....
RomanceRe: 11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 4:17am On Jul 14, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Sorry I can't add mine I'm not married yet, wait till I'm married
Its not a must u add urs... Just prepare ur mind... Shikena
RomanceRe: 11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 4:16am On Jul 14, 2016
Irishrena1:
There's some element of truth in these
Of course there is.... Its just the bitter truth
Romance11 Things Women Should Admit.. by sleemoon(op): 10:18pm On Jul 13, 2016
1. Most Men cannot have s*x exclusively with
just one woman, for the rest of their lives. # you
can ask God why#

2. Men are created with varied sexual
appetite, some men can do without s*x for a
year, some cannot do without s*x for 2 days.
#take it or leave it!#

3. A man who's madly in love with one
woman can still have s*x with other women
but still love his 'woman'. #hate me if you like!#

4. Some of the best husbands have
concubines or mistresses, these extra marital
affairs play a role in keeping the man sane
and free of sexual tensions, especi ally during
mid-life crises. #believe it or not#

5.If your man is just having s*x with some
sweet sexy teen or babe, WORRY LESS. But, if
your man starts making midnight calls,
pinging and exchanging text messages with
another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.
#dont agree with this one though *winks*#

6. Before you choose your man, ensure he
believes in AIDs, STDs and protected s*x. That
way,there are chances that he will not bring
HIV and other STDs into your life. #believe you
me#

7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful
husbands, they hardly have extramarital-af
fairs. #90% fact#

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have
concubines, these concubines keep the man
abreast on new ways of making women
happy. #85% fact#

9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most
times not interested in you or your home. She
has already seen your pictures and those of
your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and
your hubby just have a sexual understanding
or partnership which helps both deal with
peculiar individual issues. # sure #

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to
catch your husband red-handed cheating, you
WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen
hard to your domestic servants in their
private discussions,you will certainly hear them
insult you, so why listen? #of course#

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities
towards you and the kids, and NOT by who is
giving the"G STYLE" to him in the office...

Add urs....
Technology MarketRe: Easter Promo Get GLO 4.5gb #1500/15.6gb #3500 Call/whatsap 08126609722 by sleemoon(m): 7:04am On Jul 06, 2016
Nice doing business with you..
IslamRe: Multiple Bombings Rock Saudi Arabia by sleemoon(m): 6:52am On Jul 05, 2016
Subhan'Allah... Ina lilahi wa ina ilay rojihun...
PropertiesRe: Before You Rent That House!!! by sleemoon(m): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2016
Bravo.. Tnx for dis OP... Would definitely look out for ur points wen renting my next apartment nxt month
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 4:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
Snow ll probably die in S7

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maxibrainz:
Glo 10gb data available now for #1700 only validity 30 days
How do I pay you....
EducationTo All Jambites, Who Choose Funaab As Their 1st Or 2nd Choice. by sleemoon(op): 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2016
2016/2017 Admission Session Has Been Opened For Fresh And Direct Entry Students
.
Guidelines for Online Application
Procedure
Eligible candidates are to access the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta FUNAAB Admission Portal, click on "Apply for Admission" and enter their JAMB UTME or JAMB Direct Entry Registration Numbers to generate and print out their Application Invoice which states their Reference Number and other information on payment of a non-refundable fee of Two Thousand and Five Hundred Naira (N2,500.00) only, including REMITA fees.
Candidates should proceed to any Bank accepting REMITA payment (nationwide) or Online using debit card or via Internet Banking and make payment of the prescribed fee using the REMITA Reference Number.
After payment, candidates are to proceed to FUNAAB Admission Portal and complete the e-application form as appropriate.
Application opens on Thursday, 30th June 2016 and closes on Tuesday, 12th July, 2016.
On uploading of all required details, candidates are expected to first preview and confirm the entries before clicking on Submit on the acknowledgement page.
Candidates should thereafter print out the Application Form displaying their passport photograph.
Correction of wrongly entered data attracts a fee of One Thousand Naira (N1,000) only as penalty and can be effected online not later than the closing date of the application. Click here for details.
.
Candidates who up-load wrong Bio-Data, O’ Level results and UTME/OND/HND/NCE/A'Level/IJMB/JUPEB results will be automatically disqualified.
NOTE: The Pre-Admission Screening Exercise is interactive and holds fromy Monday, 25th July, 2016 to Wednesday, 27th July, 2016. Candidates are to check the FUNAAB Admission Portal from Wednesday 20th July, 2016 to check their status. Short-listed candidates should print and note their screening venues and dates.

http://unaab.edu.ng/admission portal
http://admission.unaab.edu.ng/apply.php
Thanks

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
embarassed feeling emotional

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 8:54pm On Jun 27, 2016
Tommen landing.. Hehehehehehe

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 8:45pm On Jun 27, 2016
Westeros here i come

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 7:05am On Jun 27, 2016
sayyid:
please where can i download season 6 all episode Game of thrones. will appreciate if someone can post the link
Use mobi4mshows.com
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 4:32am On Jun 27, 2016
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 4:31am On Jun 27, 2016
Omg.... Cersei ti ya were..... Anyways no spoilers.... GOT iyaf kill me.....
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 11:49am On Jun 25, 2016
Unfathomable:
Hmmmnn....so we have 2 Baratheon houses?I see
The baratheons brothers have different banners [ King {Stannis Baratheon }, Robert's younger brother, the Lord of Dragonstone and Storm's End, claimant to the Iron Throne. King {Renly Baratheon }, Robert's youngest brother, the Lord of Storm's End, also a claimant to the Iron Throne.]

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:53am On Jun 25, 2016
#GOT Houses

PropertiesRe: I Built My Own House After Following Some Of Nairalanders' Advice by sleemoon(m): 9:40pm On Jun 23, 2016
davit:
Once again, thanks to you all for rejoicing with me. There are so many questions asked that I dont even know where to start. Well, for those asking for location, it is in Lagos, around Iju-Ishaga, Agege axis. I cant reveal more than that for security reason.
As regards the cost of building, I will say something around 11million. This is so owing to the quality of the materials used for the house, most especially the interior decor. I could have spent something less, like 9million. Each room is ensuite with modern day facilities.
I used around 150 bags of cement alone to do plastering. Dont ask me if artisans did not cheat me.I was my own engineer. I was always on the ground to monitor everything happening on my site.
You can use less depending on how solid you want your wall to be.I need to add that there are 2 gates in the house. Both cost around 200k

For those who think that I have the money, so no need to say that I was pushed to do this. Well, lemme tell you that when the work began, I had around 3million naira. And that was meant to buy a half plot of land at Obawole, Fagba. The plan then was to just buy the land and see what could come up for the development. But the land I wanted to buy was sold to someone else . I never knew the Lord already had a better place for us that wont cost that much. I got the land, about a plot, for less than 2 million.

This project is a testimony in many ways. Shortly after getting the land, my mind was always there. And the fear that Omo oniles could take over if not developed made me begin the work. It wasnt really easy. Omo oniles were on my neck 24/7. But I was told then that house builds itself. Beyond my imagination, lines began to fall me in pleasant places. I got help that could make the work progress. I got a better job and the likes. It is a long story. But one fact I remember then was that my meal was more or less once in a day. Most times it was beans! grin grin The fear of omo oniles too has now reduced.

May I add that the thougt of having my own place never occured to me at all until when that neighbour of mine was making life difficult for me. And of course, some Nairalanders suggested I get my own place. It was initially funny to me. But at the same time I decided to give it a try.

For those talking about taste, HMMMM, I can see that you dont know what it takes to get here. I could have made the exterior more colourful than that though, but if you know what is called security and the environment you find yourself, you will not dare do what will make your house kinda attractive to some bad guys. Most houses around mine dont even have their exteriors painted. I agree with those who suggested colour combination. I can work on that at anytime. Painting is more or less the easiest part of building.

I just finished doing the interlocking. May I let all know that you cant finish building your own house. There will be need to do adjustments every now and then.

I hope I have been able to do justice to some of the questions asked. Thanks once again for your inquisitiveness. May the Lord build good houses for us all.
Thanks boss... God bless awa hustle
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 8:53pm On Jun 22, 2016
Glad Ramsey wasn't given Jon's role

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 9:35pm On Jun 21, 2016
Epic
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:33pm On Jun 20, 2016
Graviton2:
I wanted Ramsey's death to look something like this -

1. His "netherparts" should have been chopped off
2. Then those parts should be stewed up while he watched
3. Then he should have been made to eat it all up
4. Then he should be stripped (and whipped, optional) and left out in the cold for a while
5. He should be anally raped with something really large (a cudgel, maybe)
**He should be begging for death by now**
6. Then he should have his eyes gourged out (Come and see)
7. Then maybe Flayed SLOWLY and left out to die

My honest opinion.
Guy u wicked pass devil ooo @ no 5.... Hehehehehehe
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:30pm On Jun 20, 2016
His hounds be like... Oga Bolton.. Aw va naa... Pic1

Oga no vex ooo... Na death mk crayfish bent... Pic 2

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
Ramsey's face after being dealt with 21 punches of Jon snow fist

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 9:59pm On Jun 20, 2016
Lady Mormont looks @ Ramsey Bolton here is epic!

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 5:49am On Jun 20, 2016
God whyyyyyy..... I don't know how i felt when jon was dealing Bolton wif dos massive blows... I was like hit him hard.. Chop him ear cut his balls... I was xo angry i felt like entering the show and giv Bolton some of my fist too.... M jst xo angry ryt now.. Even my anger has not subside after bolton's beasts feasted on im.... I was like its not enough.. Guess its cos of rickon's death.. Though we all knew a stark must die.... Was thinking Jon ll say lady witch to resuscitate rickon back......
Buh anyways good episode.. Now let's wait for the season finale....
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 4:59am On Jun 20, 2016
Epic reply from Sansa
You are going to die tomorrow Lord Bolton.. Sleep well
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 4:41am On Jun 20, 2016
Christianity EtcRe: Am I Destined To Sin As God Already Knows What I Will Do Next? by sleemoon(m): 9:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
malvisguy212:
you are not destined to sin ,why? Because,God will not interfere in your decision(freewill) to sin or not to sin.

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:21pm On Jun 18, 2016
Vickyydera:
Lol,you are so hilarious.
Yeah i knw... Even my wifey na hillary Clinton... Xo am used to being hilarious
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 10:10pm On Jun 18, 2016
Vickyydera:
I was banned by dominque yet she didn't ban her crush.
Imagine, a guy called me "aunty smelling pussyy" and yet she didn't ban him. She should continue.
No worries jare.. I dun send waif and jaquen to go deal with her... U ll be amused @ d outcome
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by sleemoon(m): 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2016
siempere:
oh....so u're wanting D porn star kpanshing...huh!!!.....u gat taste...perv!!...
Tnk u.... Na 1 person go marry the IndecentStar.....
IndecentStar or not m xo crushing on her..

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