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Wandering oooo....

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soe:
lol...
Do we have Nairaland Muslm Organisation NaMusOrg?
Please let's get it right...i read 'typed' materials Mr Chairman

Seriously me sef no know until now

Jazakum llah kairan....
Buh y didn't i hear anything about this contributions? Paining me though

saniboy:
Yes I think its 2 month

2 months far oooo.... According to what I heard yesterday, they ve already started marking the scripts.... So let's kip awa fingers crossed for the outcome... Buh i knw it won't reach 2months..

The rate at which graduates dey find work enh.... Come see que for NN sch ojo.... The last time I enter dis kinda que na my 100l days ooo...

All izz well sha.... Wishing us best of luck...

Wishing us all Best of luck in tomorrow's exam....

Sholaystar4me:
Nice one bro...thanks for the sharp reminder

And then my man abeg how I go reach navy secondary school ojo from Ikeja and or isheri-osun.

Thanks in anticipation for ur response

Well m comin tru sango syd... So i ll pass iyana ipaja route.... Enter iyana iba from iyana ipaja.. Drop at d last bstop... Walk towards d express nd cross to d oda side, a bus to mile 2 and drop at alakija bstop.. Cross to d oda side nd walk down the street or pik a bike...

Beedude:
@ OP , u did the right thing at the wrong time

Kai... Some ppl sha... Must u quote d whole post to comment... SMH

sunquiyahki:
Please, what's the format of the Acknowledgement form? Or is it among the other printed forms?

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Nop.. Its not among the forms....

The is no format like dat... Just > i knw dis so so person and he or she doesn't have any bad character or such bla bla bla

sunquiyahki:
I don't have my school certificate now, will my notification of result be accepted? #someone please help...

Yes... It ll

azakasamuel:
Applicants are to bring the following to the Aptitude Test Centres.
Parent/Guardian Consent Form. 
Local Government Attestation Form. 
Acknowledgment Form....... I hope these are part of the forms we printed out or we going to come with these seperaterly?

Local Government attestation form < its a paper from ur state of origin stating that u re from dat local government >

Acknowledgement form < this can be either from ur local government, pastor/imam or the king of ur state of origin > they ll just acknowledge dat dey know you and also vouch for u...

Hope av ansd ur questions.. All d best

Yomi777:
From my observation, I don't think som1 that qualifies is not short listed. For u to be qualified, u must pass these 3 ; education qualification( here u must have 2:1 and ur course of study must correspond with post apply for), age and height. But u can try ur luck

Well ur observation is quite wrong.... I had 2.1 buh d department i chose is far far different from my course of study.... And I was shortlisted... Was surprised though..

Sholaystar4me:
Nice one bro, thot It would be Navy barracks ojo, but its OK, wish u success in ur test and all ur endeavor....congrat once again bro

Ojo loading.... Please and please... Everyone should endeavor to mk a photocopy of their signed documents... I repeat.. Photocopy ur signed documents. For future reference.. Thanks

ausproxi:
Good day to all the gurus in the house,
I have an observation, I noticed that ever since I installed the FIFA14 game on my phone, my google playstore app has stop working, it's always showing "error in connection" whenever I open it to download from it. Pls how can I make it start working again without having to uninstall the FIFA14 game? ??
Thanks

Very simple.. Had dis kinda problem too... Best solution
Go to Settings on ur phone
Click on Accounts
Scroll to Google and click on it..
And delete ur Google account from the Account section... Thats all.. Just restart ur fone nd go to play store.. It ll ask for a new Google account... Just re login back nd u re good to go...

I knw wat to do.... Ll send my c.v without any letter of interest.... Dem go mail me sharp sharp

Abayor7:
Well I understood you, but I still prefer the original uc browser to its minimini

Yea... I only use the Operamini... Buh m in love with the real deal UC browser.. Avnt tried d ucmini

Abayor7:
Yes you have. But Which of the two is better?

Well i really can't say... I still prefer the mini cos it compresses data thereby saving ur mb... Buh d real deal ll open the sites as it is Giving u a crispy clear view of the site... Not a fan of saving ur mb cos it ll b zapped..

Abayor7:
Uc mini browser different from Uc browser?

Yes... UC Mini is different UC browser... Jst lyk Opermini and Opera browser... Both are from d same maker, just that d Mini compresses data dan d browser... Hope av ansd ur question.

Thanks OP... Gonna try out the musixmatch

If u can get Albers Rabbit Breeder Pak feeds.. Its a complete ration on its own and no other additional ration is necessary.. And if u can't get it, u can get the normal concentrates in pellets form... Its not advisable to give rabbits the normal concentrate cos of their nose or u can get poultry growers marsh and sprinkle some water on it b4 feeding... Its highly possible they contact nasal congestion if given the dry nd dusty feeds...

Meanwhile if u can't get d concentrate too.. U can get succulent forages and grasses, like Aspilia africana <goat weed>, Talinum <water leaf>, stylo grass, centro, Guinea grass or Elephant grass..

And please give them enough water.. Shortage of water can lead to retarded growth...

Take care

yvesboss:
Head cutting isnt d antedote for headache bro..no one cant fight for God or stand for him in judgement...Nobody can judge God. May the Almighty forgive us all of our trespasses and mske us favorites in his sight...Amin

You are right bro...

imas:
Maybe Boko Haram will also take a break from killing people and start the fast.
And some mofos in here would say islam is not equal to Boko Haram.

Those guys are really staining Islam... Part of my prayers dis ramadan ll b for dem to be wiped out

1. When the month of Ramadan starts,
the gates of paradise are opened, the
gates of hell are closed and the devils
are chained. (Al-Bukhari 1898, Muslim
1079)



2. Every Muslim must make intention
before fajr to fast(for an obligatory fast)
. Intention is not uttered. It is
determination in the mind and should
not be done with audible wordings. (Al
Bukhari 1, Abu Dawood 2454)



3. Fasting is NOT just abstaining from
eating and drinking, it is also refraining
from vain speech and foul language. If
one is verbally abused, he should say
'I am fasting' (Muslim 1151)



4. Taking the pre-dawn meal (Sahuur)
is a BLESSING. Every Muslim is
expected to take the meal EVEN if with
a mouthful of water. (Al Bukhari 1923,
Ahmad 44)



5. It is the Sunnah to DELAY the
Sahuur and HASTEN to break the fast
as soon as the sun sets. (Al Bukhari
1921, Muslim 1099)



6. If one hears the call to prayer WHILE
still eating the Sahuur, he should not
stop eating, rather he should finish his
food. (Abu Dawud 2350)



7. Whosoever does not give up
speaking falsely and acting on lies and
evil actions, Allaah does not care for
his abstaining from eating and drinking.
(Al Bukhari 1903)



8. The Messenger of Allah used to
break his fast BEFORE magrib prayer
with 3 fresh dates, if there were no
fresh dates, he would eat 3 dry dates,
if there were no dry dates, he would
take 3 draughts of water. (Abu Dawud
2349)



9. Whoever provides a fasting person
something with which to break his fast,
he will earn the same reward as the
person without the person's reward
being reduced. (At-tirmidhi 807)



10. It is PERMISSIBLE for a fasting
person to bath or pour over his head to
relief him of the hotness of the sun or
of thirst. (Abu dawud 2365)



11. If somebody eats or drinks
FORGETFULLY while fasting, he should
complete his fast, for what he has
eaten or drunk been given to him by
Allaah. (Al Bukhari 1933, Muslim 1155)



12. Zakaatul fitr is OBLIGATORY on
every muslim, old & young, slave &
free, male & female. One Sa'a (approx.
3kg) of food items should be given out
before people go out for the 'Eid
prayer. (Al Bukhari 579/2, Muslim
2159)



13. The Messenger of Allaah never
proceeded(for prayer) on the day of
'Eid ul fitr unless he had eaten some
odd number of dates. (Al Bukhari 73/2)



14. We should put on our BEST
garments and chant Adhkaar TO & FRO
the Eid ground. (Al Bukhari
88,89,102/2)



15. On the day of Eid, the Messenger of
Allaah used to return (after offering the
Eid prayer) through a way DIFFERENT
from that by which he went. (Al Bukhari
102/2)



16. Whoever observes fast in Ramadan
and also fasts for six days in Shawwal,
the reward of a whole year fast is
recorded for him. (Muslim 2614/6)


I pray Allah swa forgive us during dis holy month, accept our fast and grant us Jannah firdaus... Ameen

tyconcepts:
CHANGE OF NAME


I, formerly known as Miss Akinlade Funmi now wish to be known and addressed as Mrs Tuoyo Funmi. All former documents remain valid.

The General public, Nairaland & My esteemed customers should please take note.

Chai... I missed the D-day sha...

Mrs Tuoyo Funmi AKA TYwizzy..
M so sorry I couldn't get through to you dat day.. Was sick as at that time... Hope my Wedding wishes aren't too late...

I wish you long life and prosperity in good health and wealth...
Nd to ur hubby
Wishing him long wives <haaaa... Sorry> life and prosperity too plus 10 beautiful children minus sorrows nd untimely death multiplied by happiness and prosperity..... Ameen..






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Edited version = please how much can i get D Cube screen...

Ogarancha... Nwayanwu...

Rubbish... Controversial comments from afrolollipop or wat eva she calls herself..
1st u sed u hav the outfit for quite some time buh u were waiting to slim down b4 putting it on....

Now thats a lie..

Observation.. If it was true, that means u avnt worn d clothes b4..nd if she hasn't worn it b4, aw cum nicki stylist saw it in ur wardrobe..

2. The style u re putting on in the pix shows that it was sown to fit ur body size.. Had it been it was sown for the future slimfit version of u, m sure u won't be putting it on....


Your Honor, I rest my CASE....

TTC

I don't believe it... She might be an attention seeking biatch...