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the mods of this site are low lives. we have close to 50 celebrities in nigeria who travels first class.
how on earth do you go about moving talentless 22 year old boy to the homepage

you dont tell her,
build it up by giving her more attention, be nice to her.
when you go out, but her meals if you can
let it roll for like a month.

then ask her out, she will not object
then spill the beans

as far as i know, this pictures were taken forcefully by those who beat him up.
they probably wanted to humiliate him.

i doubt he stole in the first place.

good looking parent, i'll name him noob saibot if i buy him

i had to adjust my monitor screen to see her properly

point of correction, before the milo

sorry, the cancer guy gets to own the body because he owns the brain which has the memory

instead of risking their lives, why not just shoot the damn thing from afar huh?

this delicate office assigned to Fashola has just positioned him to be the next president.
quote me

naijaking1:
Why?
The sweet taste of Changi gone sour in your mouth already? ??

yes, it has gone sour and i sure regret voting for him.
we expected something and we are not getting it, should i just blindly throw my support for incompetence?
No.

your dogs are not photogenic

naijaking1:
Those st.u..pid companies are wailing wailers who are jealous of PMB success at the elections, his beautiful under-aged wife, his body language, his gap-toothed smile, and his fight against corruption. You know they say when you fight corruption, corruption fights back.
These companies must be Igbos or something

You are so ignorant, either you are still being fed by your parents or you just cant figure what goes on around you.

A large amount of money you have moving around somehow came from Government.
as it is at the moment, buhari has a file on his table that need signatures so funds can be released to a government office.
A very close friend delivered a 25Million naira worth of project to this government office and at the moment, he has less than 100k naira in his account, he is waiting for his 25 million naira after delivering the job with his 18 million naira hard earned money

He had a plans to travel for a course since 4 months back but he couldn't, he has to wait till this payment is made.
he just sacked his house cleaner, and cook because he will no longer be able to sustain them.

Tell me how those sacked families will meet up for their children's school fees and indirectly the proprietor of the school pay teacher's salary
and the teachers indirectly feed the kids at home.


You see the ripple effect of cluelessness?

a new bulletin has been released for december,
they all seem to keep the same pace, all thanks to the fact that it is the beginning of a fiscal year
by the time they start assigning those unused in different categories to the right ones, it may start to move awkwardly.

cant believe this.

BIGBANGTHEORY:
All this local channels are not patriotic at all, channels TV, Stv, mitv, AIT, and even NTA international is not showing this match. What a country.

i am ashamed of them

michaelwilli:
Well its true that most of our pastors are d spenders of the money, just drop your offering believing its for the work of God and leave God to deal with the pastor knowing you have played your part.

now thats the template the now use
how about you look at it this way?
God is using the youths to deal with the pastor by making them drop peanuts

it should be, WHY DO MOST YOUTH GIVE PASTORS PEANUTS
and btw, what scale was used to determine whether it is peanuts or enough

omg! dem don score us

we go don kill them 1 minute ago before get to see it

nta on startimes if freaking slower, 1 minute late

mexico seriously need to revamp that anthem, nobody sings those kind in 2015

haha, mexico will be sorry today

bodescous:
chaiiii!! That's d problem we face about this petition filing. I can feel what you going thru at d moment at this stage of yours,very tiring waiting but at d end I pray and hope it all goes well.. I'm in my mid 30s too, she got her LPR thru F2A too by her parent many years ago but we had a son together here in naija. before she travelled over many years ago, then she was under 20.
So, she came home and we did d needful and d whole process started. That's it.

if she is able to apply to be a citizen if she meets the requirement, you may not need to wait.

numbness is one feeling that can be achieved at a dental center or an operating theater
this is the inability to feel pain, this can also happen with some illnesses such as diabetes or leprosy

one main reason we are able to feel pain is because the nerves and section of the brain responsible for this feeling is intact.
when this section dies, then every pain goes, you can literally, cut yourself open with a knife without stress or trauma.

Now, This is bad news for the "repent or hell fire" crew because how will the sinners feel pain when they no longer have these nerves and brain to conduct pain huh?

the brain is not there to even think anymore. so how do we reason or remember our past or feel pain or wish for a drop of water to quench our thirst?

Let me put forward an hypothesis,
i was born in january 1982, when i die, it will all be just as it was with me in january 1980 when the sperm and egg that formed me had not grown. i was non-existent at that time and could not feel pain or remember any past life.

I still believe there is God anyways.

this vulture is already claiming his carcass

daretodiffer:
Spoken like an expert

Your BS is what it is, BS

so sorry, your was just breazy, mine was like that.

I know of 2 friends who are in serious cash crisis, they are expecting payments worth millions from services delivered to government parastatals.
Buhari is just running the nation like he owns it, like i can do what i like when i like

sissylucy:
so her curves ain't natural

coming from a lady? shm

she was slimmer there and yet the curves and a55 were there, when she gained weight, what were you expecting?

mashin:
I feel conserved about this, am not writing this because am a proud type, but for the Glory of God almighty, i have stayed with my fiancee for 7 years and 6 months, we graduated from the same university, we did our traditional wedding on the 24th of October 2015, our white wedding comes up by November 7th, though we trusted each other, but i still have to confirm from my Gynaechologist, that my wife to be is a virgin @ 27, and currently running her Msc.

You too can do it to the glory of God, it pays to be faithful to God. We hope to wed next week and hope for a good job and a God fearing family.

If you practice, you can get use to it. It was hard for me, to take my mind off at initial stage, but God helped us till, we became the last one standing among our peers.

if you visit there and somehow, you are able to get the job done in less than 30 mins, then she isn't a virgin

you will unlikely be able to penetrate on day 1, trust me, it is war.
you need a jar of oil and you need to be generous with the oil plus lots of "calm down honey, i am already in" even though you are far from getting in.
when finally in, she has to hold her breath and bulge her eyes like she is in labour

anything from this, she is a secondary virgin