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PoliticsRe: Biography Of Ibrahim Gaidam, Senator Who Introduced 'Repentant Boko Haram Bill' by slightlyMad(f): 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2020
Vortex369:
Boko Haram members, if they truly repent and have zero intention of furthering their criminal profession can be encouraged by such Ministry, just as militants were rehabilitated. It worked for Niger Delta, so I see no reason it will not work for the weaponized-amaljiri North.

If Boko Haram can be defeated with Love since we can not defeat them in war, it is better. That way we dont keep getting defrauded by the Military Heads and their foreign arms-dealers counterparts who also supply arms to Boko Haram to create business opportunities.
if a boko haram member had killed your loved ones, slashing their throat, you will not be saying this nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Tony Iwelu Dies Of Electric Shock by slightlyMad(f): 2:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
In the US and canada, you are less likely to be ever electrocuted.

You know why?
They make laws and they uphold it.

For every 6ft, there must be a wall socket to plug things into or your home won't be up to code, if home is not to code, no certificate of occupancy will be issued.

When we say vote sowore, we know what's up
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Cut Off Maiduguri From Power grid by slightlyMad(f): 5:59pm On Jan 20, 2020
they need to stop rehabilitating these guys, they should just let them meet their 72 virgins quickly
BusinessRe: The Dantata/Dangote Story: How To Create A Dynasty Of Billionaires (2020) by slightlyMad(f): 11:03am On Jan 14, 2020
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Christianity EtcRe: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by slightlyMad(f): 7:47pm On Jan 08, 2020
can someone quickly remind this dude that trump does not pay tithe or first fruit
Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Military Pays Respects To Soleiman Assassinated By The US by slightlyMad(f): 1:16pm On Jan 08, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Nothing like hypocrisy, they are doing what is right. The U.S cannot be bullying anything and anyone and think they can get away with it. Iraq is telling them to pack their loads and leave their country, the Pentagon says if Iraq wants them to leave they would pay for all their military bases and refund the money they've spent in the Iraqi war. Like make tennant dey dictate for me in my own house? Your rent has expired and I'm telling you to leave , you said before you leave I must refund all the previous rents you paid .. This same idiots killed an innocent man who fought tooth and nail for the freedom a and peace of iranians. You took him out with a lame excuse that he was planning an imminent attack. Okay provide a classified document to back your claims he stylishly ignored the request. Until you all realize that the USA is the biggest terrorists of the 21st century, they will continue to commit more attrocities. They created Al Qaeda, they created isis , they were partially responsible for the establishment of Al shabab. And they will create more.
Be like say US don refuse this one visa so many times, lol
anyways, soleiman was the bully and his life was taken just as he was about taking lives of US citizens. haha
BusinessRe: Oil Prices Soar After Iran Attacks Airbases Housing US Troops In Iraq - CNN by slightlyMad(f): 3:29am On Jan 08, 2020
It is amazing how war analysts on NL thinks it is wrong for the US to kill a man who has killed many US citizens and also planning to kill more
is his life more precious than anyone's
without concrete evidences against him, you all think US will just kill him just for fun?

You all need to stop siding with evil
TravelRe: U.S TSA Assesses Lagos Airport by slightlyMad(f): 10:12pm On Jan 07, 2020
the outcome of this assessment will likely determine if the US will stop direct flights to any part of the US or not.
I believe Nigeria will fail this assessment.

We have a terrorist president.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Denies Mohammad Javad Zarif, Iranian Foreign Minister Visa To UN Meeting by slightlyMad(f): 2:42pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kekereekun123:
no country rules for ever. one day usa self go fall
You dingbats have come again, do you expect US to fold its arms and let a single individual plot the killings of many Americans?

Whether you like, sympathize with evil from now till eternity, it will not change anything and Iran will do absolutely nothing. There will be no world War also.

That's how they go about defending nonsense.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Oluchi Ehiemere: Flavour Brainwashed & Slept With Me, Promising Me Heaven by slightlyMad(f): 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2019
She probably picked his used condom from a hotel where he lodged.
what a shame

Advice to celebs, turn your used condoms and rinse it, desperate times require desperate measures
PoliticsRe: Falana: Border Closure And Hate Speech Bill Are Illegal by slightlyMad(f): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: "Nigeria Needs To Learn From Ghana" - Tacha Speaks On Traffic Orderliness (Video by slightlyMad(f): 12:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
What do you expect, rather than enforce orderliness, they go about asking for fire extinguishers and particulars, shameful country
Car TalkRe: FRSC: Using Google Map While Driving Is A Serious Offence by slightlyMad(f): 5:29am On Nov 28, 2019
What do you expect, when a population of young minds decided to elect their ancestor as president.

Now they want to make money by importing some useless device and forcing it on Nigerians.

Nigeria has gone to the dogs
Christianity EtcRe: OPM Opens Its 14th Free Nursery And Primary Schools In Lagos State by slightlyMad(f): 10:11am On Nov 26, 2019
Adebole and oledepo, are you still learners
TravelRe: Share Your Nigeria To Abroad Stories Here by slightlyMad(f):
It depends on the country and your status.

Will break down cost of survival first
Monthly rent of a shity house in the shitiest neighborhood for a room and shared common space $600/month, decent will cost $800 in same shity neighborhood

Upkeep for a month $500 if on an extremely low budget

If you plan to live in the US with a visit visa, I will NOT recommend this as it is suicidal, the reason folks don't come back home after realizing this mistake is because of the shame of what they will tell people they already told they were relocating.

Job options is limited to working in factories, sometimes packing products while standing for hours, they do not sit, let me repeat, they do not sit for 8+ hours and get paid $10/hr and you constantly need prayer to not get caught by ICE

Before you try relocating, pick one day and try to stand for 8hrs. If you survive it without regrets, please come down, these factories need you

People tell me they get back home and cry after day 1&2 of these kind of work after remembering their old status back home.


If you have papers, aka, green card or work authorization, or us passport. Ló and behold, you are a king.

Option are available, you can quit a job today and get another next day. I will recommend America to you, even if you are a bank MD back home.

You can take few month courses in any field and you are set to start making up to $35/hr

If you are in technology, you can even make up to $90/hr depending on your experience.

I sieze this front page opportunity to doff my hat to all Nigerians who are working hard in the US, breaking new grounds and rebuilding our already damaged reputation. You are a rare gem.

If you see or know other Nigerians who are doing the opposite especially frauds, please tip the fbi anonymously. No one deserves to live large at the expense of others hard work I promise.
PoliticsRe: Army Begins Operation Identification Nationwide Today by slightlyMad(f): 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2019
Ethnic cleansing about to begin, shebi una no want ruga, Buhari supporter are the ones I pray to go first
Christianity EtcRe: Two Nigerian Pastors Use Same Woman For Same Miracle by slightlyMad(f): 1:59pm On Oct 24, 2019
Tb Joshua will pay more for this kind of miracle
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Wows In Feathery Dress by slightlyMad(f): 10:31am On Oct 05, 2019
Pataricatering:
nonsense - that u married a community dyck or don’t have a problem with marrying one doesn’t mean all men should be left alone to be misbehaving without any questions .
Look at this one, you advise her to dump that gentleman for who exactly?
All men do underG runs, stay in your mumu world and assume all these online warriors saying they are holy are really holy.

Incase you still live in denial, it runs in their genes
Thats why you have ppl like tuface, pastor fatoyinbo, lecturers etc

Wake up girl and have sense
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Wows In Feathery Dress by slightlyMad(f): 6:17pm On Oct 03, 2019
Someone needs to advise this ladies to fix her marriage, even if you have to do it for the sake of your son.

No man, I repeat, no man is and will ever be faithful

If he is not abusive, why leave that gentle man?
Beauty does not last.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Shoot Man Dead In Lokoja( Graphic Photos) by slightlyMad(f):
When setting out Lord, protect us from unfortunate evils like this and grant us journey mercies.


I know some daft mumu kingdom citizens are already echoing a loud amen to those prayers.

I do not blame them, I used to recite those poems back in Nigeria.

In the US, I do not say a single prayer when I set out from Texas to Virginia by road on a trip which cost 24hours.

No one will shoot me if I run out of gas on i95, instead my insurance company will bring me gas.

They will even apologise for keeping me waiting grin

Nigerians do not know what it is like outside Nigeria and hence they don't get why diasporans were donating hard earned money to push omoyele sowore.

One day, you guys will realise life is beyond bbnaija and being a Davido fan
BusinessRe: Dangote: “Bill Gates Turned Me Into A Different Person” by slightlyMad(f): 11:11pm On Sep 25, 2019
This man should just shut it, his trucks kills Nigerians monthly and has done absolutely nothing to ensure it stops.

All he knows is Forbes list.
I will love to see him take the list to heavens gate.
Olówó igbo
FoodRe: Big Python Caught At Our Backyard In Choba, Port Harcourt (Photos) by slightlyMad(f): 10:55pm On Sep 25, 2019
Lala right now grin
Music/RadioRe: Rudeboy "Audio Money" Video Hits 1 Million Youtube Views In 24 Hours by slightlyMad(f): 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2019
I hit play on YouTube hoping it was just another regular struggle struggle song like before. I was about to get on the journal square train when the song started playing.

I had to step back out of the train because I was not ready to be interrupted by loss of signal.

Listened to it twice before getting on the next train.

This song is a jam mehn, effortless, no nudity, no violence, just happiness.
TravelRe: This Is What A Nigerian Visa Looks Like (PHOTO) by slightlyMad(f): 7:20pm On Sep 13, 2019
See as they print the cost on it so that Nigerian consulates abroad won't make extra money off the thing.

That's where they know how to put accountability, in anything that will not favour them
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Professor Gideon Okedayo Is Dead (Photo) by slightlyMad(f): 9:29am On Sep 11, 2019
Rip, why they can't go after our leaders, they will make more money that way because the man probably had no money. Country is hard
CelebritiesRe: Xenophobia: Pastor Adeboye "Don't Retaliate Against South Africa" (Video) by slightlyMad(f): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2019
Adeboye made the appeal when Osinbajo, the vp whom under his watch, watched omoyele sowore detained unjustly in a democratic system wás present

El zakzaky and his wife are both in jail

Yet you say religion is not a scam.
EducationRe: Covenant University Increases School Fees For International Students by slightlyMad(f): 9:52pm On Sep 05, 2019
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CrimeRe: Xenophobia: Nigerian Students Give South African Businesses 7 Days To Pack Out by slightlyMad(f): 4:41pm On Sep 03, 2019
genitori:
Two wrongs have never made a right.
Are you trying to say we are approaching this the wrong way?
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Stylishly Evading Ekweremadu’s Kind Of Treatment? by slightlyMad(f): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2019
harassing these guys will not fix Nigeria.
Nigerians should seek to have these president and senators banned from recieving medical treatment abroad.
You will be shocked at how they will fix the health sector.

How can a president be heading to another country for medical treatment, putting his life in the hands of strangers
It is a big shame, you mean Nigeria can't afford to import those medical equipments? and have doctors fly in.
TravelRe: US Reciprocity Visa Fees To Remain, Despite FG Turnaround - Embassy by slightlyMad(f): 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2019
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BusinessWhy Are Bloggers Lazy? by slightlyMad(op): 3:13am On Aug 20, 2019
Every story these days are titled 10 ways to identify xyz, number 3 and 4 is very sure.

Then you open it and they tell you it is on the next page
You click next page they tell you part of number 1 and they tell you the rest is on another page

What is all these jagbajantis ké?

Last time, one of them posted a good headline "mom decided to surprise her daughter at college and was shocked at what she saw" at first I was like this must be interesting.

Then I found myself on page 10 reading about how she is the only daughter after her father passed away,.
Page 11 telling me her dad passed away in an auto accident, who cares, tell me what she found in her room and let me go read something else.

You guys are gradually rendering the internet useless, kindly think of another trade.
Thanks for reading.

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