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imoci:
i Just got an apartment last week.

The journey actually began the weekend before the Easter break.
But then there was a printer who did my wedding Iv some years back and he is also an agent. i have told him early this year that i will be in
need of a two bed with price range 200-250k.I also told him my area of choice,he made it clear to me that the least i could get in that area is 300k.

when i was actually ready i contacted another agent,i paid 1k for form and that same day he called an agent who said he has what i needed and
when we got there the agent called another agent and that one asked us to come for inspection,when i got to the house i felt in love with it and promised to pay the third day which was on a Monday since that day was on a Saturday.
on Sunday morning i took my wife to the said apartment and she loved it.

The house was a storey building with four flats,each flat with a pre-paid meter and another meter for water pumping machine,a very serene environment. But unfortunately i loss the apartment to another client who paid that same Sunday.this i discovered when i told my agent that i was on my way to make payment for the said apartment and he replied that it has been taken by another person.but he assured me that i should come there was another one.
serioulsy that day we waka no be small.i didd find any thing close to what i wanted.

this happened to me twice before i got my current aprtment which is way better than those juicy ones i thought i lost

add this

1. dont rent a house where landlords lives, they will become your second parents and will command you to put off your gen set after 10pm
even when the next compound neighbor runs 24 hours next to same landlord's bedroom.

2. check outstanding nepa bills, i inherited over 200,000 naira nepa debt in my current appartment.

3. check that the WCs, Kitchen pipes, water supply unit does work, get water, flush, then walk round the house to confirm that it actually exits to the soakaway
dont be surprised if your neighbors come knocking telling you not to use you kitchen sink if you dont do this little painless experiment

4. anything not fixed before you make payment has a 98% chance of it not fixed, even if it is the main door to your apartment.

5. talk to your intending neighbors to confirm anything issue they are dealing with
a smart way to ask is " is there anything you feel i should demand from the landlord to fix since i am in a position where i can get him to do something"

6. thank me after

stay there, osun state liason office is asking for 5000 naira

i dont know why no one wants to marry this beauty.
not fair

oh my God,
i love that dude.
ma pa mi oooo
iyawo olele

true talk

we are talking about nollywood people here, that is a story written by them.
thats what they do for a living. dont believe any of it please.

honourableseyi:
Please, is it master or visa card?

mastercard

StanbicIBTC $1=280.00 naira at 17-3-2016 7:10 am

ObiOmaMu:
A young Nigerian lady, Mrs. Oluwamayo Ojumah has translated her 16-year old personal misfortunes into a success story.
After spending 16 years in pursuit of a university degree at four different universities within and outside Nigeria, she finally emerged with a First Class degree in Biochemistry at the University of Lagos.
Interestingly, making a First Class degree, did not come accidental to her, it was a decision taken
after several failed attempts at studying medicine and under the care of her pastor father, Mr. Johnson Ajibade, and her husband, Mr. Felix Ojumah, who is a Petroleum Engineer.
Feeling Saturday Vanguard in on the experience that saw her going from Ago Iwoye, United Kingdom, Okada, Lagos and nearly to Saint Kitts in the Americas for a university degree that was largely elusive for 16 years, she exclaimed;
‘’I am still in shock.”

feeling saturday or filling saturday, awon olodo

emekarl4u:
but this once look like mechanic ppl oh.......check out the coverall they are wearing,pls let they not kill innocent citizen, they should be careful when taking decision to shoot.

I rest my opinion.

they are not mechanics.
Mechanics dont dress from home all planning to be on adidas shorts.

anyone noticed a trend in their underwears? adidas? neatness

they are being sponsored and what they wear gets shipped to them, and they just got some shipment because those boxers are still new

Dharniel:
This is heart breaking, and if i may ask, how was it ascertained that the cause of the death was due to reckless driving and if there was really any reckless driving at all?
just confused!

when Ibinabo decides to drink, she drinks to a state where she starts misbehaving.
she was drunk when she drove that vehicle.

she was lucky she was not lynched right there
and come to think of the Dr, who spent his time studying and got killed while walking home jejely
she sentenced the man to a lifetime jail

and she does not even want to serve common 5 years.

nigerian doctors be sewing face like say na jean, cant they sew with slimmer threads and neatly like their foreign counterparts?

tpiar:
the dettol bar in the link I posted has a different design from the one you showed though:

that also has a slimmer center, more like hourglass shape

it is not fake
every dettol soap you use does this
the problem is the slender middle design

when you use for a while, it wears out, and the already slender center becomes more slender causing it to break

if you had not come down, that bus would have skipped the reckless driver II of the golf
that accident wouldnt have happened.

when are they gonna hang this man self, i pray they put the video on youtube for others to see.

If you use dettol bar soaps, you will instantly be able to relate to this rip off experience, I feel cheated every time use up about 50% of the soap and it starts yelling "i want a break".
The soap tries to break into two.
The reason behind this breakage is in it's design, Dettol soap has long maintained this slimmer center design
because it helps the company record more profit than it would if the design isn't slim at center, at least you are more likely to pick a new one once your current soap breaks

I have written consumer protection council to look into this to no avail, this is frustrating as it is one soap that really works for my skin but it hardly last a week.

inconsiderate dwarfs
how about their unborn kids? have they imagine how life will be for them?

how about the woman get pregnant and be a single mother
and the man look for a village girl to impregnate

Just now,
StanbicIBTC $1=280 naira

this lady, while drunk in 2006 drove and killed a medical doctor.
she worked her way out of her actual sentence, thanks to man knows man

dont drive when drunk

justwise:
;Dsorry but I have to laugh

yea, body no be wood nw

Hi Visa Officer
i have a pending immigrant f1 petition and have refused to get married in order not to change category
i recently got my fiancee pregnant and like her to have her baby in the USA, is it possible to secure her visa without her being married.
i will be responsible for her bills.
thanks and please advice on the best route.

Good morning VO
i have a pending immigrant f1 petition and have refused to get married in order not to change category
i recently got my fiancee pregnant and want her to have her baby in the USA, is it possible to secure her visa without her being married.
i will be responsible for her bills.
thanks and please advice on the best approach.

death sentence please

extremely graphic

you mean the cost of running the query

SELECT * FROM students WHERE exam_center='lagos' ORDER BY SCORE DESC LIMIT 1;

is 500,000 naira

Blizzle:
If indeed you studied English & Linguistics, then you are a disgrace to the course and whatever school that u studied at and Ur qualification is as shoddy as the Web page you attached because you should know that 'cost' is an irregular verb.

By the way, i'm a science major that works in IT, but the little I know in English language definitely trumps your expertise.

Now find attached real snapshots from the web

do more research on "costed", you have google, use it sir
With all you think you know, english plus your major in science or IT, i will school your a55

out of 100 cars, 98 are hondas

a new bulletin released this evening proves the movement is slow

Blizzle:
Its you that need to check your dictionary illiterate, cos the past tense of cost is still cost and not costed as you erroneously put it. The fact that English is our lingual fraca means you should at least have a grasp of it and not ridicule yourself here.

FYI I have attained mental and physical freedom

professor blizzle, no amount of words you string together will make what i typed incorrect, unfortunately for your sorry white-ass, i studied English and Linguistics
whether i speak good or bad english should be none of your generation's business

here is a snapshot i culled from the web for your sorry a55