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Career / Re: 11 Reasons To Quit Your Job And Start A Business by slimberie(f): 11:44am On Jun 05, 2017 |
Untainted007:Really nice try dear[/color][color=#770077] ... 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Born Again UNILORIN Student Withdraws Himself From School by slimberie(f): 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
I must say the guy is a first class fool....he is just trying to make religion look so hard for others,this is way too weird nah....God said go and sin no more ,d least he is meant to do is just ask for forgiveness of sins and make sure he doesn't return to his vomit again,instead of taking such a drastic step of withdrawing from school in 300level,he must be a learner...let him not just go and try it with WAEC office o,cus dem go make sure he face d penalty of 6yrs imprisonment ,na dere him head go correct . 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Can You Solve This Simple Celebrity Puzzle That Has The Internet Baffled by slimberie(f): 12:57am On Jul 19, 2016 |
2+6+3=11 |
Family / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse by slimberie(f): 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
I met my boyfriend on 2go unilorin room for d very first time back den in 2011 probably because it's my Alma Mata nd his too, I was in my 100level nd he was in his 300level den,fortunately for us we later met again on a December jersey carnival in my area in Lagos which led us to knowing dat we stay in d same area of Lagos too... Am currently serving nd We ar still bouncing in love.... The story is gonna change for good as soon as am done with my service year by God's grace. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Calls Out Thisday Style After She Fails To Make Their Best Dressed by slimberie(f): 10:34pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
[quote author=OnWebTech post=43947020]what of omotola...
Go get ur spectacular abeg |
Nairaland / General / Re: The First Thread On Nairaland In 2016!!! by slimberie(f): 1:01am On Jan 01, 2016 |
2016, a year of God's favour. Luke 4' ver19, The Lord says, He has come to proclaim the acceptable year of the Almighty Jehovah God . 2016 is your year of Favour, good Health , Fruitfulness, good open doors and peace. 2016 your year to connect to your Destiny Helpers in Jesus Mighty Name. Amen...HNY my Fellow Nairalanders |
Crime / Re: Suspect Escapes With Handcuffs On Way To Court by slimberie(f): 3:20pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
[quote author=Psalm18 post=41515784]If police took his mug shot Then they can circulate his picture to all the iron benders and welders within the vicinity. IF the police have his mug shot. Can one even run fast with handcuffs? Na so me sef dey wonder o |
Forum Games / Re: Answer The Question Above U And Ask Yours by slimberie(f): 10:30pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Chatting
Wat is ur favorite genre of music? |
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa And Iyabo Ojo Amazing Bleaching Evolution Picture by slimberie(f): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
[quote author=Bdemmy post=36230170]Question 3: why do ladies alway do mouth like that? 20 marks Hey dude! Its called POUTING 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Man Carries Crocodile On Okada In Abeokuta! See Pics! by slimberie(f): 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
firstolalekan:U can like to lie o 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Dark Tears Of Babylon (A Short Story) by slimberie(f): 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
[quote author=LarrySun post=41120414]*When the wicked Carried us away in captivity Required from us a song Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land* I woke up with a start. I was sweating like a racer. It took me a moment to get accustomed to where I was. The room was dark and I could barely see my surroundings, the only light was just a blinking illumination from a flat surface. Then I realised that my phone was still ringing. I looked at the surface of the object and saw the time 1:37am. The same time I saw in my dream. That heralded the beginning of the weirdness that followed. As I reached for the phone, I discovered that the number calling was not displayed. I picked up the phone and spoke into it, "Hello." At first, there was a crackling sound at the other end, then statics. Finally, I heard a voice speak. "Please who is this?" The voice asked. It was a female voice. "Who am I speaking with?" I asked back. "This is Zion," said the voice, "I'm calling because the owner of this line misplaced his phone. And he has just been shot dead." "What!" I screamed. What was the woman talking about? The owner of this phone had just been shot dead? How was that possible? This was me here hale and hearty. "What are you saying, ma'am. Who was shot dead? I'm the owner of the phone and I'm alive here?" "Is that Sam?" How the hell did she know my name? "You came to my kiosk and told me you were looking for your phone." Then I remembered. All what she was saying were what happened in my dream. As weird as it might seem, I believed it was the woman in my dream calling me. "How is this possible?" I asked. Then beside my bed, I saw an apple with a missing bite on its side. This was the same apple I was holding when I was searching for my phone in the dream. Where did this apple come from? Surely, it couldn't have followed me from my dream. There must be a logical explanation for its appearance here. "Are you still there?" Said Zion. "What's happening? What's going on?" I thought I heard a sigh at the other end. I must have imagined it though. "I know what's happening." "You do?" "Yes. You're in an alternate world. This is our own world here. The fact that you're alive there explains everything. You cannot live in both worlds at the same time. You're dead here; I'm even staring at your corpse now. Mabel is weeping, crying sadly." "Who is Mabel?" "The love of your life; the person you're destined to be with forever. But you cut it short by your actions. You shouldn't have left her side. You shouldn't have come to me. Your coming to me destroyed everything. I tried to correct your first mistake by giving you the apples to eat. Those apples were meant to keep you alive. But you had to come back again to look for a phone you never lost. That was beyond my control. So, you had to die to set things aright. Mabel will miss you for the rest of her life. You have lost your one true soul mate because of your actions. She will continue to dream about you. You are dead here; lost to her forever. The only place she would always find you is in her dreams. Damage has been done to reality." This is really a mind blowing piece! Thumbs up man |
Romance / Re: See The Question I Asked That Made Her Angry... by slimberie(f): 10:36pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
[quote author=vfactor post=41373466]Very good question. An innocent person won't pick offence. Would only ask why u asked. A guilty person would make a mountain out of a mole hill. She's probably wondering what u ve heard.[/quote U will be shocked to know dat she might not be guilty of d accusations dou...truth be told,d guy is too fast in asking such a question,its kinda absurd,just call or text her 2 apologise,like u av actually said dat she did asked u a lot of questions,buh did she ever mention'Av u gotten a girl pregnant b4' No nd dats cus she felt its absurd too nd u know an adage says Do unto others wat u want to be done Unto u..so pls do d needful by apologising,don't follow d advice of guys here,dey can mislead u cus it doesn't in anyway affect dem,even after apologising,she will definately tell u d plain truth cus she knows its still lingering in ur head. |
Celebrities / Re: Odulade Adekola Celebrated Christmas In His House In Abeokuta (pic's) by slimberie(f): 10:24pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
greatness22:Oya cum nd marry me nao |
Health / Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by slimberie(f): 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
THUNDER4real:Chai! U pple can like to apportion blames o! Receive sense In Jesus Name...on the other note,RIP 2 d dead 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Mother Raises The Alarm As Rapist-husband Walks Free (pictured) by slimberie(f): 9:55pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
sadlas:From her given complaint,did u see her state dat she had marital issues with d husband? Nd why on earth would u ever think a woman can cook up dis traumatic story against her HUSBAND(a man she bore her child 4 nd still living with)...My dear dis story is Far frm lie abeg! Let's be realistic cus such happens! Its even more of a shame to d woman 4 reporting such ordeal,nd also making it known to d public,buh d fact is she has to protect her child by doing so which some women will try to cover up nd live with...I really commend her courage cus it potrays her as one of d mother's dat can be emulated,buh our forces ar not helping matter @all. I just pray nd hope justice prevail cus as it is now,the woman nd her child ar not safe. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Best Christmas Gift... by slimberie(f): 7:34pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
EnigmaticEnigma:[quote author=EnigmaticEnigma post=41345591] Wen pesin Yaf already die of laf |
Romance / Re: The Best Christmas Gift... by slimberie(f): 7:32pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
bronzegoddess: Its PITO bronzegoddess: Its PITO |
Romance / Re: The Best Christmas Gift... by slimberie(f): 7:29pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
End time packaging...buh am sure d fone must be wrapped nd layed under d food o! If not,d person dat brot d food must be working 4 cocaine dealers...Really can't stop lafn cus dis is not way funny @all |
TV/Movies / Re: Share Your Favorite Movie SoundTrack by slimberie(f): 7:19pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
'Aye le' in Madam Dearest |
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by slimberie(f): 6:14pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
MuhdG:. . . . . . . Omo na only u Waka come o! |
Education / Re: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by slimberie(f): 6:12pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Guess my Alma Mata is Toping d list! Proudly better by Far. 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: A must see : African hair can grow by slimberie(f): 1:15pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
@Fluffybaby...pls am also interested in d oil weneva its out 4 sale..I reside in lagos,but currently serving in cross river,u can contact me on whatsapp 07067709689 or Email-Arukayatabidemi@yahoo.com 2 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Osun B15 Lets Meet Here by slimberie(f): 9:04pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
07039723761...Pls help add d number to d grp chat,I want to move wit pple dat ar goin 4rm Ilorin 2 Osun...am in stream2 |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Vs Ini Edo:Who Rocks The Jumpsuit Better?(photos) by slimberie(f): 4:58pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
My cat rocks it Best |
Family / Re: When Your Presence Is Ruining The Show by slimberie(f): 4:55pm On Nov 14, 2015 |
Lmao...I will even say av soaked d engine 4 thorough Washing |
NYSC / Re: Adamawa B15 Stream ii (2) Lets Meet Here by slimberie(f): 9:19pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Pls help add my friend to the adamawa Batch B stream 2 Whatsapp group page if available...dis is her digit 07060820179 Adeshola Adeshiyan by name. |
Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Celebrates His 77th Birthday With Youngest Wife (Photos) by slimberie(f): 6:11pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Alasodun....so u mean 2 say d lady is 17...Ifahear!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout The Most Hilarious Adverts Ever Put Out....lol! by slimberie(f): 8:27pm On Nov 02, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color]Dis is so HILARIOUS...really can't stop lafn aswear ;DDis is so HILARIOUS...really can't stop lafn aswear |
Education / Re: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by slimberie(f): 10:59am On Oct 27, 2015 |
[quote author=Psalmuel92 post=39382740]We Came,We Saw, We Conquered...Glory be to God! Few months ago we dropped our signing-out photos here, and 23rd of October was our convocation day at the University of Ilorin.Congratz to Us @psalmuel92 and @idearito. Now we better by far |
NYSC / Re: Cross River B'15: Lets meet here. by slimberie(f): 10:39am On Oct 27, 2015 |
[quote author=EmpressOVA post=39354510] Happy New Week Elfibar, LAUTECH, Stream Two, BHG,will leave from Lagos;a day before. Kindly add me! 07039045114 Thanksssssss [/quote 07067709689 add me too |
NYSC / Re: Cross River B'15: Lets meet here. by slimberie(f): 10:35am On Oct 27, 2015 |
elfibar:Yes! |
NYSC / Re: Cross River B'15: Lets meet here. by slimberie(f): 1:23am On Oct 26, 2015 |
Agboola Abidemi,Unilorin,studied linguistics and other Nigerian languages, posted to Cross river stream 2,based in Lagos...07067709689 my digit. |
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