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Interested ….pls add me to the group. |
Untainted007:Really nice try dear[/color][color=#770077] ... |
I must say the guy is a first class fool....he is just trying to make religion look so hard for others,this is way too weird nah....God said go and sin no more ,d least he is meant to do is just ask for forgiveness of sins and make sure he doesn't return to his vomit again,instead of taking such a drastic step of withdrawing from school in 300level,he must be a learner...let him not just go and try it with WAEC office o,cus dem go make sure he face d penalty of 6yrs imprisonment ,na dere him head go correct . |
2+6+3=11 |
I met my boyfriend on 2go unilorin room for d very first time back den in 2011 probably because it's my Alma Mata nd his too, I was in my 100level nd he was in his 300level den,fortunately for us we later met again on a December jersey carnival in my area in Lagos which led us to knowing dat we stay in d same area of Lagos too... Am currently serving nd We ar still bouncing in love.... The story is gonna change for good as soon as am done with my service year by God's grace. |
[quote author=OnWebTech post=43947020]what of omotola...
Go get ur spectacular abeg |
2016, a year of God's favour. Luke 4' ver19, The Lord says, He has come to proclaim the acceptable year of the Almighty Jehovah God . 2016 is your year of Favour, good Health , Fruitfulness, good open doors and peace. 2016 your year to connect to your Destiny Helpers in Jesus Mighty Name. Amen...HNY my Fellow Nairalanders |
[quote author=Psalm18 post=41515784]If police took his mug shot Then they can circulate his picture to all the iron benders and welders within the vicinity. IF the police have his mug shot. Can one even run fast with handcuffs? Na so me sef dey wonder o |
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Wat is ur favorite genre of music? |
[quote author=Bdemmy post=36230170]Question 3: why do ladies alway do mouth like that? 20 marks Hey dude! Its called POUTING |
firstolalekan:U can like to lie o |
[quote author=LarrySun post=41120414]*When the wicked Carried us away in captivity Required from us a song Now how shall we sing the lord's song in a strange land* I woke up with a start. I was sweating like a racer. It took me a moment to get accustomed to where I was. The room was dark and I could barely see my surroundings, the only light was just a blinking illumination from a flat surface. Then I realised that my phone was still ringing. I looked at the surface of the object and saw the time 1:37am. The same time I saw in my dream. That heralded the beginning of the weirdness that followed. As I reached for the phone, I discovered that the number calling was not displayed. I picked up the phone and spoke into it, "Hello." At first, there was a crackling sound at the other end, then statics. Finally, I heard a voice speak. "Please who is this?" The voice asked. It was a female voice. "Who am I speaking with?" I asked back. "This is Zion," said the voice, "I'm calling because the owner of this line misplaced his phone. And he has just been shot dead." "What!" I screamed. What was the woman talking about? The owner of this phone had just been shot dead? How was that possible? This was me here hale and hearty. "What are you saying, ma'am. Who was shot dead? I'm the owner of the phone and I'm alive here?" "Is that Sam?" How the hell did she know my name? "You came to my kiosk and told me you were looking for your phone." Then I remembered. All what she was saying were what happened in my dream. As weird as it might seem, I believed it was the woman in my dream calling me. "How is this possible?" I asked. Then beside my bed, I saw an apple with a missing bite on its side. This was the same apple I was holding when I was searching for my phone in the dream. Where did this apple come from? Surely, it couldn't have followed me from my dream. There must be a logical explanation for its appearance here. "Are you still there?" Said Zion. "What's happening? What's going on?" I thought I heard a sigh at the other end. I must have imagined it though. "I know what's happening." "You do?" "Yes. You're in an alternate world. This is our own world here. The fact that you're alive there explains everything. You cannot live in both worlds at the same time. You're dead here; I'm even staring at your corpse now. Mabel is weeping, crying sadly." "Who is Mabel?" "The love of your life; the person you're destined to be with forever. But you cut it short by your actions. You shouldn't have left her side. You shouldn't have come to me. Your coming to me destroyed everything. I tried to correct your first mistake by giving you the apples to eat. Those apples were meant to keep you alive. But you had to come back again to look for a phone you never lost. That was beyond my control. So, you had to die to set things aright. Mabel will miss you for the rest of her life. You have lost your one true soul mate because of your actions. She will continue to dream about you. You are dead here; lost to her forever. The only place she would always find you is in her dreams. Damage has been done to reality." This is really a mind blowing piece! Thumbs up man |
[quote author=vfactor post=41373466]Very good question. An innocent person won't pick offence. Would only ask why u asked. A guilty person would make a mountain out of a mole hill. She's probably wondering what u ve heard.[/quote U will be shocked to know dat she might not be guilty of d accusations dou...truth be told,d guy is too fast in asking such a question,its kinda absurd,just call or text her 2 apologise,like u av actually said dat she did asked u a lot of questions,buh did she ever mention'Av u gotten a girl pregnant b4' No nd dats cus she felt its absurd too nd u know an adage says Do unto others wat u want to be done Unto u..so pls do d needful by apologising,don't follow d advice of guys here,dey can mislead u cus it doesn't in anyway affect dem,even after apologising,she will definately tell u d plain truth cus she knows its still lingering in ur head. |
greatness22:Oya cum nd marry me nao |
THUNDER4real:Chai! U pple can like to apportion blames o! Receive sense In Jesus Name...on the other note,RIP 2 d dead |
sadlas:From her given complaint,did u see her state dat she had marital issues with d husband? Nd why on earth would u ever think a woman can cook up dis traumatic story against her HUSBAND(a man she bore her child 4 nd still living with)...My dear dis story is Far frm lie abeg! Let's be realistic cus such happens! Its even more of a shame to d woman 4 reporting such ordeal,nd also making it known to d public,buh d fact is she has to protect her child by doing so which some women will try to cover up nd live with...I really commend her courage cus it potrays her as one of d mother's dat can be emulated,buh our forces ar not helping matter @all. I just pray nd hope justice prevail cus as it is now,the woman nd her child ar not safe. |
EnigmaticEnigma: [quote author=EnigmaticEnigma post=41345591]Wen pesin Yaf already die of laf |
bronzegoddess:Its PITO ![]() bronzegoddess:Its PITO |
End time packaging...buh am sure d fone must be wrapped nd layed under d food o! If not,d person dat brot d food must be working 4 cocaine dealers...Really can't stop lafn cus dis is not way funny @all |
'Aye le' in Madam Dearest |
MuhdG:. . . . . . . Omo na only u Waka come o! |
Guess my Alma Mata is Toping d list! Proudly better by Far. |
@Fluffybaby...pls am also interested in d oil weneva its out 4 sale..I reside in lagos,but currently serving in cross river,u can contact me on whatsapp 07067709689 or Email-Arukayatabidemi@yahoo.com |
07039723761...Pls help add d number to d grp chat,I want to move wit pple dat ar goin 4rm Ilorin 2 Osun...am in stream2 |
My cat rocks it Best |
Lmao...I will even say av soaked d engine 4 thorough Washing |
Pls help add my friend to the adamawa Batch B stream 2 Whatsapp group page if available...dis is her digit 07060820179 Adeshola Adeshiyan by name. |
Alasodun....so u mean 2 say d lady is 17...Ifahear!!! |
[color=#990000][/color]Dis is so HILARIOUS...really can't stop lafn aswear ;DDis is so HILARIOUS...really can't stop lafn aswear |
[quote author=Psalmuel92 post=39382740]We Came,We Saw, We Conquered...Glory be to God! Few months ago we dropped our signing-out photos here, and 23rd of October was our convocation day at the University of Ilorin.Congratz to Us @psalmuel92 and @idearito. Now we better by far |
[quote author=EmpressOVA post=39354510]Happy New Week Elfibar,
LAUTECH,
Stream Two,
BHG,will leave from Lagos;a day before.
Kindly add me!
07039045114
Thanksssssss [/quote
07067709689 add me too |
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