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CrimeRe: Helicopter Distributes Appologetic Notes From Boko Haram In Adamawa by Slimchase(op): 6:41pm On Feb 22, 2015
Chai !
The fire on d mounting from d combined international military is burning dia ass now.
"Egwu Ekwerozi Nkwo Buru Udele"
CrimeHelicopter Distributes Appologetic Notes From Boko Haram In Adamawa by Slimchase(op): 6:38pm On Feb 22, 2015
REPENTANCE: Helicopter Drops Apologetic Boko Haram Leaflets in Adamawa

                                    
A helicopter hovered the skies of Adamawa on Thursday, dropping flyers residents say may have emanated from a breakaway faction of Boko Haram,The leaflets contain renunciation of the sect and apology messages to the people.It is the second time in two weeks the Boko Haram sect has distributed flyers.The first batch warned northerners not to go to the polls.The message showed spellings and pronunciations that appeared Nigerien or Chadian and not Nigerian Hausa.Below is translation of the message."We started this jihad of Ahlis sunna lidda awati together as one. We sleep together, we eat and drink together. We studied the Holy Quran and prayed together in the early days of this Jihad. Those of us that are doing the work of God for the past 5yrs today.

"We have to realize today that we are being used for selfish and corrupt reasons. We have reached a situation whereby our leaders are enjoying and we are suffering in the name of jihad.

"The Holy Quran in 8;61 has told us that the religion of islam of peace. Again the Holy Quran haseen very clear on the rules of jihad in 2;190. And again in 6;151 that no one should kill and that life is sacred and it belongs to God.

"Though we started good (in honor) with preaching and teaching rules of Islam. We have woken up today to burn villages and kill those who have done nothing to us especially Christians without any just cause.

"We have sent people away from their homes and villages. And we have killed Muslims even though the Quran has forbidden so in 4;-29-30. All the properties we found in those villages and towns were parked and sold on the streets of Ndjamena Chad, Bosso Niger, and Fotokol Cameroon.

"And the proceed went to their pockets calling themselves our leaders. even though its supposed to be for our jihad. And calling for more in destroying our country for no reason".‎


Source :http://www.alexreports.info/2015/02/repentance-helicopter-drops-apologetic.html?m=0
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Kills Herself, Five Others In Yobe Blast – Witnesses by Slimchase(m): 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2015
Mumu People !
Let dem continue 2 burn-up themselves and dia Properties dia in d North. That's d nemesis of wht they did 2 Ndi Igbo during Biafran War.

Ndi Ugwu Why ?
Ndi Ugwu Why ??
PoliticsRe: Happening Now ! Gunfire Disrupts APC Rally by Slimchase(op): 3:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
Nawaaa oooh !
Are we safe in dis election so ?
GOD plz, save us in this Obodo 9ja.
PoliticsHappening Now ! Gunfire Disrupts APC Rally by Slimchase(op): 3:00pm On Feb 17, 2015
Happening now !

Gunfire disrupts APC Rally in Okrika Rivers State.
A TV reporter was seen lying flat in the name of taking cover from beign hit by stray bullet while reporting the situation at hand.
Stampede everywhere as People scampare for Safety of their lives.
More details soon.
HealthRe: First Aid: Tips For Common Accidents And Emergencies by Slimchase(m): 10:12am On Feb 16, 2015
What an excellent Life-Saving write up !
First Aid Kit is really a must have in every household, even in our Cars too.
Life is lost in this Obodo 9ja on daily basis because of unaveilablity of First Aid treatment 2 injured patients esp on d case of Accidents on our Highways.
Thankz Op.

(Doctors in d house check my signature for supply of high quality Medical Equipments)
PoliticsRe: Graphics Photos From Today's Explosion Scene In Damaturu by Slimchase(m): 10:25pm On Feb 15, 2015
GOD plz deliver 9ja from dis barbaric sect called Boko Haram........ A̶̲̥̅̊m̶̲̥̅̊e̶̲̥̅̊n̶̶̶̲̥̲̥̲̥̅̊̅̊̅̊ !!!
CrimeRe: Assemblies Of God Pastor, 2 Others Beheaded By Angry Youths In Cross River by Slimchase(m): 7:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
Barbaric !






Too bad !!


Rip to d dead.
PoliticsRe: Touching Photo Of A Nigerian Soldier Praying Before Battle With Boko Haram(Pic) by Slimchase(m): 4:53pm On Feb 02, 2015
Prayer is da Key !
Wish Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ Gudluck Son.
EntertainmentRe: Chief Femi Fani Kayode Congratulates A Nairalander by Slimchase(m): 9:48am On Jan 13, 2015
In Obj's Voice.....

FFK is my Son dat I know too well, giv him enough food and he can dance 2 d tune of any music Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ can play 4 him .
PoliticsRe: Father Mbaka Saga: ’Mixing Religion With Politics Is Dangerous' -Cardinal Okogie by Slimchase(m): 9:44am On Jan 11, 2015
Hmmmm...... All I can say is "CHUKWU MA NDI NKE YA" (GOD Knows His PEOPLE)


KA Chineke Mezie Okwu !!
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Church Disagrees With Father Mbaka by Slimchase(m): 9:27am On Jan 06, 2015
Imo...... What Men of GOD owe 2 d Leaders is Prayer and one-on-one Advice if necessary not talking with both sides of dia big mouth as Nwa Mbaka did.


Walah! Nwa Mbaka.... Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ re on Ūя̲̅ own !!
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Releases New Pictures by Slimchase(m): 4:30am On Jan 05, 2015
Wardrobe Malfunction.
Car TalkRe: I Witnessed An Accident (viewers Discretion Advised) by Slimchase(m): 10:17am On Jan 04, 2015
Gorry scene.
May GOD grant d injured rapid recorvery.
RIP to d dead.
PoliticsRe: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by Slimchase(m): 8:41am On Jan 04, 2015
Confused n Controversial Men of GOD here n there, draging GOD's ethics of Christianism to the mud. Throwing every religious decorum to d floor , talking with both sides of dia mouth thereby blowing hot n cold @ d sight of any 'fat-cheques'. Playing Political psycophantism like a common street urchin.
Am now vindicated of d decission I took 5yrs ago of not going to d Church n listen to d girbrish they preach @ d alter accusing Holy Spirit of telling dem dis n telling dem dat. I 'll rather pray in d quiteness solemnity b4 my inhouse Chapel dan going 2 any of dia Church.

NOTE : Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ re free to attack me for dis write-up but for all I care , I 've delved it out how it is in my heart..... Thankz !
PoliticsRe: 7 Things Fr. Mbaka Got Absolutely Wrong by Slimchase(m): 9:57am On Jan 03, 2015
Any Clueless Man of GOD who involves himself into POLITHIEVES should go n Sit in d Gutter.
Hmmm.... Nwa Mbaka, Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ re On Your Own biko kwa !
I wonder how much money APC paid him with d money they scammed from Amaechi.
PoliticsRe: PDP Primaries Ebonyi State by Slimchase(m): 8:48pm On Dec 08, 2014
[quote author=PerfumeRepublik "And the Prof was absent"


Kuvuki Collections...... Nwanne I sight Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥U̶̲̥̅̊ jareh !!
PoliticsRe: Obiano Launches Intercity Taxi To Link Onitsha, Nnewi, Awka by Slimchase(m): 7:22pm On Dec 07, 2014
From Obi to Obiano, from Agulu to agulueri. Anambra adigo mma....... Carry-go Obiano ! Carry-go Akpokuedike ndi Igbo !!!!
HealthRe: Breaking: Ebola Goes Out Of Control As 21 Quarantined In Enugu - Fg by Slimchase(m): 9:25am On Aug 14, 2014
[quote author=5252World]#Ebola is real. Get access to over 83 million phone numbers of Nigerians for awareness and proper sensitization. Let's fight this disease together! Call 2347068389181 to get yours now.

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Bedroom Photos With A Gun by Slimchase(m): 4:00am On Dec 12, 2013
If I hear "Rich Boi friend" !
Rich boi friend residing in a room n Parlour apartment wit dat toy refridgerator n mini set . Just like d settin of my room 10 yrs ago @ FUTO.
Abegi joooor !!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nelson Mandela's Body Lying In State In Pretoria (Pictures) by Slimchase(m): 3:40am On Dec 12, 2013
RIP Tata Madiba !
RIP Symbol of Freedom !!
RIP de Peace-Maker !!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigerian Survives 3-Days At Bottom Of Atlantic Ocean by Slimchase(m): 11:24pm On Dec 07, 2013
Itz only a fool dat can §aγ̲̣̣̥ there iz no GOD !
One wi GOD iz Majority (Oji CHUKWU ji ihe)
PoliticsRe: Obi, Obiano Pelted With Sachet-Water By Onitsha Traders During Market Campaign by Slimchase(m): 6:11pm On Oct 29, 2013
Hehehehehe..... Ochiº°˚ ˚°º≈atoº°˚ ˚°º≈gbueº°˚ ˚°º≈laº°˚ ˚°ºDr Chaseº°˚ ˚°º Cant stop Laughing
Rented cum Staged Protesterz in action.
Nov 16 = Chief Willie Obiano.
#Chikina#
PoliticsRe: Nizamiye Hospital Opens In Abuja(pictures) by Slimchase(m): 5:10am On Oct 04, 2013
9ice piece of a" Hote"l called Life Saving Centre !
Buh dia Delivery Beds doesnt fit completely, Hill-Rom Delivery Beds shuld replace those locally fabricated beds ASAP.
Datz d Biz Deal i kn̶̲̥̅̊☺W̶̲̥̅̊ too well !
Tell Us ur budget n we 'll help Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ in Equping ur Hospital 2 World Class Standard !
UPRIGHT MEDICAL EQUIPMENT LTD is a place 2 call 4 ur Complete hospital equipments needs.
We just opened Eastern Zone branch @ Enugu , #4 Ezilio Street , Opp Chitis, Independence Layout , Enugu.
Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ can also reach us via 08037867454. We re in Idumota / Ikeja Lagos too .
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda's 'keeping My Man' Movie Premiere (Pictures) by Slimchase(m): 7:34am On Sep 28, 2013
Gorgeous Yeyebrities =))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa
HealthRe: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by Slimchase(m): 8:47am On Sep 14, 2013
ђã†̥ is "Boxer" ¶f i may ask sef ?
I 've never seen one b4.
Plz upload d Pix le mi see . We 're d Cave men dat dependz on broad-leaves in covering our anaconda. D rich among us tie Loin cloth (Ogodo)
CrimeRe: Abandoned Police Barracks In Lagos Turns Rapists, Hemp Smokers' Den by Slimchase(m): 8:21am On Aug 14, 2013
=))•´¨) 
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa @ and even Molestation of innocent gurlz @ 9ite"
English jabrattaaaa !![color=#990000][/color]
CrimeRe: Godogodo (Notorious Armed-Robber), Captured In Ibadan by Slimchase(m): 2:09am On Aug 03, 2013
QUESTION: IF it took Police 14yrs to Capture dis Hardened Criminal , How long will it take them to Capture Boko Haram Leader ?

ANSWER : Forever !!
FashionRe: Miss University Nigeria 2013 Contestants(Raw Photos) by Slimchase(m): 3:10pm On Jul 26, 2013
Ebonyi State nawa ooo !
F2C
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood Movies That Made You Cry? by Slimchase(m): 6:53am On Jul 21, 2013
Evil Forest movie Staring Sandra Achums and Nkeiru Sylvanus.

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