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Jobs/VacanciesRe: In One Sentence, Convince An Employer You Are The Best. by slimchimex(m): 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2013
the smile on the face of my patients always make me happy...Thank God for that...
PoliticsRe: LPWC Fixing Navy Town Road (pictures) by slimchimex(m): 3:21pm On Jan 12, 2013
mtscheeeew
poor road construction....
HealthRe: Why Would Anyone Want To Become A Doctor? by slimchimex(m): 3:14pm On Jan 12, 2013
Am Proud to Be a Medical Doctor anytime,anywhere,any day....
Doctors save a whole lot of livies dat one can't imagine...
Medical practice is d best thing dat hv ever happened to mankind....
Can't imagine this world without medical doctors....

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Home In San Francisco (Pictures) by slimchimex(m): 12:33am On Jan 11, 2013
nice house....i'll buy the house close to his own cos i'll like to be his neighbour...
Jokes EtcNollywood And Their Problems.... by slimchimex(op): 11:49am On Jan 10, 2013
Nollywood And Their Problems

1. The greatest mistake when you are acting a movie is when PATIENCE OZOKWOR is your mother-in-law, i pity you.
2. The greatest mistake a Girl will make in a movie is going out on a date with JOHN OKAFOR. I sorry for you.
3. The greatest mistake you will make in a movie is when you are rich and PETE EDOCHIE is your elder brother. (R.I.P).
4. The greatest mistake a Girl will make in a movie is to marry Jim Iyke. (Beating Things).
5. The greatest mistake you will make in a movie is dragging a land with CHINWETALU AGU. You Will End Up Sick Or Dead.
6. The greatest mistake a Man and a Woman will
make in a movie is when AKI and PAWPAW are their Children. (High Blood Pressure).
Keep it Rolling........
PoliticsRe: 101 Drug Firms Sanctioned In Edo by slimchimex(m): 5:46pm On Jan 02, 2013
phoneport: Stupid country, arresting the poor who are just trying to survive.
Who registered them first?
Is this how the government want to provide job for the teeming unemployed?
Stupid country.
...
My prayer for u is dat u'll be a victim of fake drugs...
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Good Or Bad Things That Happen To You In 2012? by slimchimex(m): 5:41pm On Jan 02, 2013
the good thing that happened to me last year.....i graduated from medical school...AM NOW A MEDICAL DOCTOR......To God be the Glory....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year (2013) To All Nairalanders!!! by slimchimex(m): 12:47am On Jan 01, 2013
Hope all these tribal attack and insult will not continue in NL dis year
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Biggest Regret Of 2012 by slimchimex(m): 10:54pm On Dec 31, 2012
mo regret though....but........
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hours Before New Year, How Is Your Area Now? by slimchimex(m): 10:43pm On Dec 31, 2012
here in nnewi...pple no want mak i sleep beta sleep wit deir knock out and gun shots....
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Say Happy New Year In Your Language? by slimchimex(m): 10:41pm On Dec 31, 2012
In enugu we say ''Afo Oma''
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Do You Say Happy New Year In Your Language? by slimchimex(m): 10:38pm On Dec 31, 2012
ceeplus: In Mbano Imo State Happy New year is simply called OTU-OCHA
u'r crazy......beta b serious in life
FamilyRe: One Special Thing God Did For You This Year! by slimchimex(m): 10:29am On Dec 24, 2012
I thank God for helping me pass tru medical school,am now a medical doctor...
PoliticsRe: New Sect Kidnapped Frenchman In Katsina by slimchimex(m): 9:18am On Dec 24, 2012
the north is really boiling very hot...i pity dem..
PoliticsRe: FG Uncovers Boko-Haram Plot To Attack 10 States by slimchimex(m): 9:02am On Dec 24, 2012
Biko somone tell d boko boys not to near south abeg oo
FamilyRe: The Mortal Body: Story Of My Child And Grand Mum by slimchimex(m): 8:53pm On Dec 23, 2012
get well soon.God is wit you
Christianity EtcRe: Doomsday(End of the world)......fact,fiction And Fantasy...(pics) by slimchimex(op): 9:01pm On Dec 21, 2012
the rain of a thousand flame

Christianity EtcRe: Doomsday(End of the world)......fact,fiction And Fantasy...(pics) by slimchimex(op): 8:55pm On Dec 21, 2012
more pics

Christianity EtcRe: Doomsday(End of the world)......fact,fiction And Fantasy...(pics) by slimchimex(op): 8:49pm On Dec 21, 2012
mores pic

Christianity EtcDoomsday(End of the world)......fact,fiction And Fantasy...(pics) by slimchimex(op): 8:44pm On Dec 21, 2012
All the time people were curious about when the world end will be? What will happen then? One of the most popular prediction for world end is it will happen in 2012, predicted by Aztecs. There are lots of opinions on this topic but today I’d like to show you some world end related artworks with dark and gloomy mood. They’ll make you worry about tomorrow.
In this collection of photo manipulations, matte paintings and other artworks of world
end you will find impacts, collisions, dead cities and huge disasters. These astounding
artworks will show you how buildings are going to break down, how the explosion is
going to happen, and how the nature is going to turn the another way round which you
have never seen. By these visual presentation, I hope you’ll find them inspiring and motivating to live your
days with thankfulness.

Jokes EtcRe: Check Out This Hilarious Pictures by slimchimex(m): 7:33pm On Dec 11, 2012
lwkmfh
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Nicki Minajs' Before And After Fame by slimchimex(m): 7:22pm On Dec 11, 2012
@op..beta mind urself,who do u tink u wan deceive..dos two gals no resemble in any way..
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's World Trade Centre To Open In 2013 by slimchimex(m): 2:14pm On Dec 11, 2012
good development by GEJ...pls any house in NL cos i'll be relocating to abj soon...
Car TalkRe: Lexus 2013 Concept Vehicles - The Lexus LF-CC & LF-LC by slimchimex(m): 12:11pm On Dec 11, 2012
Toyota...u guyz cant stop surprising me....Is toyota or no oda car...
PoliticsRe: FG Is Addressing Insecurity- Reps by slimchimex(m): 11:38am On Dec 11, 2012
pls who ever wants to com back is free to do dat.but pls no go talk say na me tell u to com back if anytin happens to u@.@
PoliticsRe: 15 MASSOB Member Arrested In Enugu by slimchimex(m): 11:29am On Dec 11, 2012
hhmmmm.......
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Kano Mass Transit Train Service To Begin Operation - Sijuwade by slimchimex(m): 7:43am On Dec 09, 2012
pls GEJ should construct lagos to ghana rail track...na dat one dey more impt to me abeg...
Christianity EtcRe: Should God Be Mocked? by slimchimex(op): 8:03pm On Dec 08, 2012
God knws the best...even if He didnt act now,He'll act soon...beliv it cos the bible says God can not lie...
EntertainmentRe: Photos From "Fotojenik Remix" Video Shoot With Wizboyy & Ikechukwu by slimchimex(m): 11:11am On Dec 08, 2012
See how these boyz dey waste nigerian wrapper wen som pple dey naked dey waka for street....God is watching u oo...
Christianity EtcRe: Should God Be Mocked? by slimchimex(op): 6:22am On Dec 08, 2012
[quote author=Atheist:-D]Yeah yeah... using fear as a tool for arguing. I am still waiting for God to deal with these tithe robbing pastors.[/quote]He will @ the right time...
RomanceWhat Does Real Love Mean To You by slimchimex(op): 6:08am On Dec 08, 2012
♥ Love isn't having 500 pictures of him/her on your phone. ♥ Love isn't when you text him/
her day and night. ♥ Love isn't when he/she buys you expensive gifts. ♥ Love isn't when you
talk withhim/her 24/7 ♥ Love isn't when you ditch your friends for him/her. ♥ Love is when
you do anythingto be with him/her even for a short while. ♥ Love is when you just want him/
her to be happy. ♥ Love is when you think abouthim/her 24/7. ♥ Love is when you cant help
feeling jus alittle bit jeaslous when he/she is talking to other gals/boys and not you. ♥ Love is when you remember the songs you and he/she danced too. ♥ Love is when you can go to
him/her at your worst. ♥ Love is when everything reminds you of him/her. ♥ Love is when
you get butterflies just hearing his/her name. ♥ Love is when he/she breaks ur heart and you
still love her/ him with all the little pieces.
Christianity EtcShould God Be Mocked? by slimchimex(op): 5:01am On Dec 08, 2012
WHO MOCKED GOD:
1:John Lennon (Singer);Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said; "Christianity will end, it will disappear.I do not have to argue about that.. I am certain.Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him"(1966).Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
2:Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
3:Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet); During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
4:The man who built the Titanic; After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said:"Not even God can sink it"...The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
5:Marilyn Monroe (Actress); She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:"I don't need your Jesus"..A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.
6:Bon Scott (Singer); The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang;"Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell".On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
7:Campinas (IN 2005);In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:"My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You". She responded: "Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full".Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken.
8:Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer); said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive...."Jesus"
PS: If it was a joke, you would have commented several times. So are you going to have courage to comment on this?I have done my part, Jesus said;"If you are embarrassed about me,I will also be embarrassed about you before my father".

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