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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Names Nine-man Airlines Audit Committee by slimchimex(m): 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2012
no b to name commitee b d problem,bt will it b effective,will it yeild any result,n we'v nt heard any tin abt d oda commitees...naija una dey confused...sorriiiii....
PoliticsRe: How To Cross Roads In Nigeria by slimchimex(m): 11:45am On Jun 07, 2012
pls u des shld stop dis joke....naija is on the rite track to greatness
PoliticsRe: GEJ Seeks Senate Approval To Rename UNILAG And 2 Other Federal Universities. by slimchimex(m): 2:46pm On Jun 06, 2012
well,good move...bt which oda 2 universities does he want to rename?
PoliticsRe: Chief Ibe (Imo 2011 Guber Candidate) Lost Wife & Daughter In Dana Air Crash by slimchimex(m): 10:04am On Jun 05, 2012
wat a bad news...God pls dey need ur help...
PoliticsRe: Chief Ibe (Imo 2011 Guber Candidate) Lost Wife & Daughter In Dana Air Crash by slimchimex(m): 10:04am On Jun 05, 2012
wat a bad news...God pls dey ur help...
PoliticsRe: Pictures: Jonathan, Fashola, Amosun Visit Crash Site by slimchimex(m): 12:08am On Jun 05, 2012
damola1: Jonathan looks stressed.. I think he should seriously consider resignation, he just doesn't have the what it takes to move us forward.. it's so obvious...
u r a capital big fool..guess u didnt attend any school
TravelRe: What Is The Most Dangerous Airline In Nigeria? by slimchimex(m): 11:08pm On Jun 04, 2012
Unforseen occurance can befall anyone says the Bible....We should always pray every min of the day,dedicate our life to God so dat should incase we'r involved Almighty God will ressurate us in paradise....
TravelRe: What Is The Most Dangerous Airline In Nigeria? by slimchimex(m): 11:08pm On Jun 04, 2012
Unforseen occurance can befall one says the Bible....We should always pray every min of the day,dedicate our life to God so dat should incase we'r involved Almighty God will ressurate us in paradise....
PhonesRe: Android Vs Symbian Phones, Which Is Better? by slimchimex(m): 5:11pm On May 31, 2012
Guess u guyz talkin based on ur out-dated infomation...symbian os is dead n off d track....pls compare android with nokia belle or nokia windows..believe me if u hv phone dat dos nt run on nokia belle or nokia windows7 pls u gat no phone.....Nokia all the way.....
PhonesRe: Android Vs Symbian Phones, Which Is Better? by slimchimex(m): 5:03pm On May 31, 2012
norrisman: Symbian is dead!

Nokia uses WindowsPhone on its high end phones now.
help me tell dem
PhonesRe: Android Vs Symbian Phones, Which Is Better? by slimchimex(m): 4:59pm On May 31, 2012
[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]The topic should be 'nokia belle vs android' and i would willingly go 4 a belle anytime. Nokia belle devices are relatively cheaper than its android counterparts. Everyone knws Nokia has stronger hardware than any other fone, it's also user-friendly. The nokia maps is free-for-a-lifetime which means u can navigate OFFLINE. Data consumption on nokia belle is relatively lower than android. Android has lots of apps, yes(over 450,000) but nokia has a better battery(and also has lots of apps too at ovi store). If u want to know more about belle, just go to d thread wit d topic 'nokia belle is here'.[/quote]correct bro....
PoliticsRe: NUPENG Threatens Strike Over Sacked Lagos Doctors by slimchimex(m): 9:43pm On May 28, 2012
[quote author=~Bluetooth]They were bragging before but now they are lobbying and begging for the same job they didnt appreciate.fashola should not take these guys back.very arrogant bastarrrds ! angry[/quote]jelousy,na because u no be doctor,u no fit read medicine..
PoliticsRe: NUPENG Threatens Strike Over Sacked Lagos Doctors by slimchimex(m): 9:40pm On May 28, 2012
kswagz: Those doctors where stupid dat was y they lost their jobs did u know how many souls where lost as a result of their stupidness now dat they are being purnish cant the stupid nupeng allowe them to face their problem after all sacking them would create a good amount of job opportunities...so tumbs up 2 fashola eko oni baje oooo
u'r nothing bt a bunch of big fool,na because u dey jobless n fraustrated,u want odas to join u,eno go work for u..
PoliticsRe: NUPENG Threatens Strike Over Sacked Lagos Doctors by slimchimex(m): 9:25pm On May 28, 2012
jmaine: Wetin consign NUPENG with doctors sack huh . . .what sense is in this angry
na workers spirit,u need to protect the interest of ur fellow workers irrespective of sector u work under..
PoliticsRe: Imo Threatens Abia With Retaliation Over Sacked Non-indigenes by slimchimex(m): 9:22pm On May 28, 2012
Orji need a psychatric doctor,think he's having demensia....
PoliticsRe: Imo Threatens Abia With Retaliation Over Sacked Non-indigenes by slimchimex(m): 9:12pm On May 28, 2012
[quote author=alj_harem]Rochas is taking it overboard. How does two wrongs make one right ?

He needs to be the mature Leader here.[/quote]think b4 u say any thing
PoliticsRe: NEPA: No More Black- Out 1986 by slimchimex(m): 5:13pm On May 28, 2012
ogbeche77: Am even thinking we need a Chinese President, FEC, governors and local govt chairmen... Maybe that will do the magic..lollz
correct bro
RomanceRe: Is It Good To Date Your Age Mate? by slimchimex(m): 5:03pm On May 28, 2012
pls guyz,dont make d mistake of marrying ur age mate cos she'll age faster dan u,unless u'll marry every year young which is very rare.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by slimchimex(m): 5:48am On May 20, 2012
Abeyjide: D coach first match was napoli and afta benfica ,was der any form of 9 -1 formation?stop usin sentiment in ur comment.chelsea fans dont force haters to lik dem.u dey vex say drogba and torres scored in some crucial matches ba? Go hug transformer
hahahaha...i love u bro...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by slimchimex(m): 5:45am On May 20, 2012
medjai: If this is the evolution of football when one team attacks practically for the entire game(Barca) and the other just plays in their own half, continuosly defending, diving intermittently to disrupt the flow of the game, relying upon a couple of opportunistic attacks and luck(Chelsea), then it is terrible for the game, period!

Games of such nature are destructive for the sport. The anti-football of Chelsea is shameful and destructive for the game of football. It's even more disgraceful when you consider that Chelsea are supposed to be a big club. Abrahamovic has endlessly pumped money into this Chelsea project since taking over. This is a Chelsea side that was put together with hundreds of millions of £ and even has a £50 million signing on the bench and yet, the best they could come up with is this cynical, vulgar and vomit-inducing, anti-football, SMH. It's understandable when small clubs like QPR, Blackburn and Stoke play like this but Chelsea? Even those poor clubs in Spain that don't have up to 1/10 of Chelsea's budget don't indulge in such shameful act. I can't even imagine how any football fan would be proud of such display. If every team played like that, I'm pretty sure there won't be as many football fans in the world today.

Where exactly is the sympathy for us fans enduring those 180 minutes of repulsive, anti-football?
you are a capital big fool.wit all ur pretty football u went tropyless dis season,cant afford to b in a trophyless club like urs..
NYSCRe: FG To Pay NYSC Members' Delayed Allowance On Friday - Min Abdullahi by slimchimex(m): 10:01am On May 17, 2012
Goodnews,guyz don already spend d allawi b4 payment tru borrowing....God pls save ur children..
Jokes EtcFlash Back....the Old Days When Men Were Boys... by slimchimex(op): 4:15pm On May 16, 2012
FLASH BACK.......
I could still remember those days when men were men,when men use to wear bongo,capusu and akpoola shoe.
When men use to carry afro hair and women used to carry jumbo hair.When we used to enjoy muscians like Mandators,Peter
sag,Raskimono,Felix Liberty,William onyeabor,Victor Wifoo,Alex O,Blackky,Johnex,Chaka Chaka,Onyeka onwenu,Sir warrior,Bob marley,ABBA,M. Jackson,Bright chimezie,Maxwell
udor,Oltris Wilip,Majeck Fasheck and list of other musicians. When Dj plays any of their their music on the dancing hall,every where must filled with joy and exuse me dance is allowed.
I miss the days of Akwaoche, clothes made from chair materials
• The days when we went to school,lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our
nails and uniform and then we march to our classrooms singing oh my home oh my
home,when shall i see my home or Israelite are marching on,let my people go.........
• The days of Computer Socks! U Remember na?? • The days of Nasco Biscuit,Bournvita carthony written boldly on the konkom(tin) Trebor,
Okin Round and Okin Four Corner. X_X
• The days of Goody-Goody and Kpako Biscuit. X_X
• The days of sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Igodo, Living in bondage,X_X
• Chei i remember those days when one naira coin na money...when groundnut was 50
kobo. • days of karashika,who is in d garden, police and thief,cheesy
• D days of na me b papa na u b mama playcheesy =))
• The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,who į̸̸̨§ in d̶̲̥̅̊
garden,mr marcaroni,change Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я style,pio pio pio and ten ten.
:/•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange •days when votrum, jumbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
• when we say 'sheke leke give me white finger' #:-s
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best:x
Days of hotel the jordon(kokori), Village Head Master, Willi Willi, MI5, Tales by moonlight ,
moon light hide n seek games. Behind the cloud [nusa] Victo wifo show, invisible man.
Kpakpa golo, copi d blind foldin, pursue purse ooh,m' mayo, swer, in n out together, jumpin,
cookin wt tin tomatoe cup or milk cup,building house with sand
• D days when we sing mama dede oyoyo :s Nd̶̲̥̅̊ the three white men(mirinda)/
D days where basket sandals,simbi and kitto sandals was d best.Days wen we all sing
sandalili sandalili songs dstv has come no more old fun.When Texas belt and Peka sandals were the only things that went well with school uniforms.I remember when nitel was the only means of calling your people abroad.When choco choco choco choco milo was advert on NTA.I'm really proud to have experienced all dis....... if you'r nt smiling it means u were not born
in my generation.I wish i cld reverse the hand clock of watch.Share your own olden good
times with meEnjoy your day pals.
Jokes EtcFlash Back....the Old Days When Men Were Boys... by slimchimex(op): 4:15pm On May 16, 2012
FLASH BACK.......
I could still remember those days when men were men,when men use to wear bongo,capusu and akpoola shoe.
When men use to carry afro hair and women used to carry jumbo hair.When we used to enjoy muscians like Mandators,Peter
sag,Raskimono,Felix Liberty,William onyeabor,Victor Wifoo,Alex O,Blackky,Johnex,Chaka Chaka,Onyeka onwenu,Sir warrior,Bob marley,ABBA,M. Jackson,Bright chimezie,Maxwell
udor,Oltris Wilip,Majeck Fasheck and list of other musicians. When Dj plays any of their their music on the dancing hall,every where must filled with joy and exuse me dance is allowed.
I miss the days of Akwaoche, clothes made from chair materials
• The days when we went to school,lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our
nails and uniform and then we march to our classrooms singing oh my home oh my
home,when shall i see my home or Israelite are marching on,let my people go.........
• The days of Computer Socks! U Remember na?? • The days of Nasco Biscuit,Bournvita carthony written boldly on the konkom(tin) Trebor,
Okin Round and Okin Four Corner. X_X
• The days of Goody-Goody and Kpako Biscuit. X_X
• The days of sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Igodo, Living in bondage,X_X
• Chei i remember those days when one naira coin na money...when groundnut was 50
kobo. • days of karashika,who is in d garden, police and thief,cheesy
• D days of na me b papa na u b mama playcheesy =))
• The days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,who į̸̸̨§ in d̶̲̥̅̊
garden,mr marcaroni,change Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊я style,pio pio pio and ten ten.
:/•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange •days when votrum, jumbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks advert on black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous
• when we say 'sheke leke give me white finger' #:-s
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best:x
Days of hotel the jordon(kokori), Village Head Master, Willi Willi, MI5, Tales by moonlight ,
moon light hide n seek games. Behind the cloud [nusa] Victo wifo show, invisible man.
Kpakpa golo, copi d blind foldin, pursue purse ooh,m' mayo, swer, in n out together, jumpin,
cookin wt tin tomatoe cup or milk cup,building house with sand
• D days when we sing mama dede oyoyo :s Nd̶̲̥̅̊ the three white men(mirinda)/
D days where basket sandals,simbi and kitto sandals was d best.Days wen we all sing
sandalili sandalili songs dstv has come no more old fun.When Texas belt and Peka sandals were the only things that went well with school uniforms.I remember when nitel was the only means of calling your people abroad.When choco choco choco choco milo was advert on NTA.I'm really proud to have experienced all dis....... if you'r nt smiling it means u were not born
in my generation.I wish i cld reverse the hand clock of watch.Share your own olden good
times with meEnjoy your day pals.
CrimeRe: ;; by slimchimex(m): 10:35pm On May 15, 2012
dey shld beta pay bimbo his gratuity and if possible his pension b4 deporting him for his good services good complete 20yrs...is d fruit of his labour joor...
CrimeRe: ;; by slimchimex(m): 10:25pm On May 15, 2012
yorke: Bimbo Olumuyia Oyelwole sound like Yoruba name or what do you think people?
u'r rit,na dem..
CrimeRe: ;; by slimchimex(m): 10:15pm On May 15, 2012
my man wan survive for yankee by all means,abi unah want d guy to come bak to dis messed up country....i dey sure 90% of u guyz will do worse dan bimbo to stay der...
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 10:07pm On May 15, 2012
egift: You Voted For Him, for the following reasons:
1. You believed a man who have not achieved anything since 1999 will start performing wonders overnight.
2. That even if he surrounded himself with Nigeria's finest criminals, that it will not matter.
3. That you are voting for GEJ and not PDP.
4. That Nigeria will be governed by LUCK and you even hope that by voting him you too will become LUCKY (hope you where not going for lottery).
5. You also believed that to become a good president of Nigeria, we needed someone with BSc in Fisheries and PhD in Zoology.
6. And as Onye Igbo, you thought because his mum hailing him Azikiwe, his Ijaw name Ebelemi being abbreviated Ebele and marrying from Igboland makes an Igboman and qualifies him to take the turn of Ndigbo as well.

The list goes on. But at the interim, just face front, open your mouth and enjoy the heart-breaking fresh air!
ur too tribalistic,be carefull.
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 10:04pm On May 15, 2012
maclatunji: Buhari is turning-out to be a legendary visionary- I believe there is a Political ideology that we should called Buharism. The man has not even spoken up to a week and the things he speaks about are happening.

Dear blind supporters of GEJ,
Feel free to support him in his electoral Abracadabra come 2015. You have not yet seen hunger O, this is just an appetizer and please don't complain if your salaries and allowances (for NYSC members) are not paid. It is part of the transformation agenda to make you cash-less.

***Dem will vote for Goodluck Jonaaaaa ***

tongue cheesy tongue grin
na u d hunger go first kill,beta open ur eyes well and c d future..
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 10:01pm On May 15, 2012
Jimmy Boy: This what you get when you vote a man as president and not his party. I would have laughed, but I cant laugh because all of us we probably bare the consequences of what you guys did in April 2011.
shot up ur mouth,can u do beta dan him.wat have u don to improve ur community...u cant even manage ur family...
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 9:54pm On May 15, 2012
where is d money recovered frm ibori and co.,let's start with it first...
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 9:52pm On May 15, 2012
unclebros: Na who broke Nigeria ? grin grin grin grin grin grin
ibb,obj,ibori and co.
NYSCRe: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by slimchimex(m): 9:45pm On May 15, 2012
grafikii: Blame it on buhari
Y?

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