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Its a Joke people!!!

Wow! Sad news at the beginning of the year! RIP...

Jejux!

Hi everybody,

This broadcast message has been on bbm for weeks but no one has put it on NL so I decided to do it...

Ayobami Jaiyeola came from the United States for her nysc but disappeared from her lekki residence leaving her phones behind, her clothes still in the house. Please anybody with useful information should contact the number. Thanks

Below is the bm:

DAY 22: Ayobami Jaiyeola (my dp) went missing on Fri, 29th Nov '13. Do call - 08022228276 with any info. Lord pls bring her home safely in Jesus name. Amen

Narrow escape if I ever heard of one! Shame no dey there o, she sidon for floor ni o!

danalad: seen n downloaded it already...thanks very much..

plsssss I beg u ooo send it to me thank you sintotosin2@gmail.com

Pls I didn't get the msg too sintotosin2@gmail.com

Can arts apply?

sintotosin2@gmail.com thanks

Old PDP 4 New PDP 0

Mine is 31st too...please does anyone have the past questions? Kindly forward it to me. Thanks sintotosin2@gmail.com, would be really grateful.

8000 for conference registration I no get ooo

Fine gial! Be careful in that state o make ur country no use all their money for ransome!

Haba! Wickedness in high places muhehehehhehehehehheh!

Wetin him go find for village sef?! Get small money build Trump tower so that everybody can see! Hope his wife is released soon cos d possibility of catching those boys?...

The adventures of the gay and the loose!

Let's see how long you can hold on to stolen property!

Pelummy: y not get her contact and ask her in person....................silly qxn

Blind Bartimus! did u see a ques mark? Now THAT is a ques muheheheheheheheheh!

Enu O NO!

Flooding happened in the northern part of the country o!

Confused or na because of man!

Ajibanban: Xianity is a sick, twisted, perverted, odious religion that keeps people from true spirituality and humanity's real God, Satan. That's enough right there, but the problem is much, much more than that. You are walking down the street, minding your own business, some pasty looking creature, that has a mask like artificial smile affixed to his/her face, so plastic, robotic and alien like, accosts you with this Jesus garbage. The smiling mask immediately drops, turning to hatred and rage when you state that you are happy in your choice with Satan and you would rather be dead than switch.

You are in the privacy of your own home. Most neighbors, friends, and relatives are considerate enough to call before coming over. You could be in the shower, eating your dinner, watching something of interest on TV, having sex, whatever. You work, pay your rent/house costs and/or taxes, etc. This is YOUR home. You are minding your own business, not bothering a soul; maybe you are even feeling very happy. All of a sudden, regardless of all the blatantly visible "No Soliciting" signs, the "Do not Disturb" signs, or anything else posted to deter unwanted visitors, there is an urgent knock at the door, or the doorbell is ringing like there is a serious emergency, interrupting you, disturbing you without any respect for your privacy or any consideration as to what else you may be tending to or engaged in, in your own place of residence, whatsoever. Door to door, peddling the Nazarene.

You are sleeping, resting, AGAIN, minding your own business. Maybe you are even expecting an important phone call. The phone is ringing and ringing. It's not a friend, relative or neighbor, it's one of those foul xians, telemarketing the nazarene. They will relentlessly keep calling and calling until they get a hold of you. You tell them NO. A couple of months later or even less, they are back like fleas on a dog, only they are much worse than any animal parasite.

You open your mailbox, more of their garbage. Jesus coupons for redemption, always begging for donations to further the relentless nuisance and add to the multi- trillion-dollar industry of wealth they already possess and use to work towards depriving you of your freedom and constitutional rights.
You snap on your radio or television, here we go again, some craddle-robber capable of literally ANYTHING when perpetrating crimes against humanity, AGAIN is soliciting for more donations as their greed knows no bounds.

You want to read your newspaper, you find pages and pages of full page ads, promoting and marketing the nazarene and the opulent, financially exorbitant institutions where they relieve congregations of their money and their souls.

The absolute WORST of this is what they do to our children. They stalk them and prey upon them, corrupting their innocence and instilling hang-ups and psychological problems where there were none before. They use all kinds of scare tactics to frighten them with their lies. They work to turn them against their non-xian parents and destroy their lives, coercing them towards living for their death and throwing their lives away.

The schools are full of them. Freedom fighters and the government are constantly battling the xian church that is forever a continuous threat to the lives and liberties of others.

Once children are ensnared, they are abused, Molested, molested and psychologically destroyed, and in some cases, even mutilated and murdered. In the least, they will never live up to or acknowledge their full potential.

Xians are forever trying to wrest control of the legal system, perverting it, like they do everything else, using it as another instrument to deny ALL of us our freedom, to enslave everyone, destroy lives and ruin what others have sacrificed everything for.

When they seize control, through whatever means, legal, illegal; however, makes no difference to them, they work diligently to maim, torture, murder and destroy anyone who is even suspected of disagreeing with their sick doctrines. Their reign was during the "Dark Ages" To find out if something is good or evil, all one has to do is give it power. Here, the xian religion speaks for itself!

They continuously PUSH themselves where they are not wanted. They are compulsive and obsessive. They are not a joke and will not just go away or mind their own business. They would gladly resume their murderous ways if only given the opportunity.
Anything that has helped humanity- medicine, communication, literacy, modern conveniences, sciences that help us understand the world around us, anything that gives life more meaning or makes it pleasurable, they have worked overtime to slander and destroy. Yet, they make full use of everything they have contributed NOTHING to, working every step of they way to destroy. They make use of modern conveniences to spread their malignant virus around the world.
There IS NO room for tolerance here. This is total bleeping WAR! If each one of us does our part, we can bring this evil institution down. IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. They have used the terrorist attacks to their advantage, like all kinds of other ugly things. We need to start fighting back, LEGALLY. Don't let rage get you at a bad moment, use it constructively. You can't get away from them in prison. People rationalize, make excuses, focus on the small percentage of xians that are polite and mind their own business. This is what keeps them going. There are many who lack the education concerning world history, the INQUISITION, and the church's control of life and government in the dark/middle ages. These people know next to nothing of the truth. They believe what they are told and are too unmotivated or lazy to research for themselves. Knowledge is everything; this is why xians prey on the ignorant and illiterate.

High on cheap drugs! Were!

The most painful thing is those wack terrorists will take the coward's way out: kill themselves!

What most pple don't know is that Uncle Ben of Project fame was the voice coach for West African Idol and they produced Timi,Oma and Jodie,I will agree that nigerian idols is just plain wack, and who says Timi has not made it? I will wash ur mouth with soap!

What won't come out China again?! We have the "lion" dog, now black chicken? Won't want to know what their snakes look like

Na u sabi book pass?

Can't wait! Can't wait!