₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
babe shey na dis cold weda make u change my name to freezer ni, na fridge u for call am... Hw are u doing jor? Wia u go hide put since all dis days wey I dey miss u for here. Hope yaa gud sha...

giftiebrown:
dat 1 sure die say dem go pay...Na FG go pay dat 1 directly, FG bn no wan release money fr camp cos dem no sey nysc officials go chop more dan half of d money Mnt fr our up keep in camp...pls no frgt ur straw fr house o COS u go use am sip soup n beans #NYSC is fantastically kwarrupt

giftiebrown:
dat 1 sure die say dem go pay...Na FG go pay dat 1 directly, FG bn no wan release money fr camp cos dem no sey nysc officials go chop more dan half of d money Mnt fr our up keep in camp...pls no frgt ur straw fr house o COS u go use am sip soup n beans #NYSC is fantastically kwarrupt

MemphisDepay:
has that dude paid your bride price? He just wan mark register on top you

giftiebrown:
lol...No 1da Okitaiji head dey big, sha pakage am wella, hope to b d 1 to do d unveiling of d new tomatoes...Am fyn dear...Happy Sunday

marvluv:
Imaooo...maccabi y are u sayin dis now!! do u want Fraiser to start doubting me?? u Berra take ur time...

friaser dulling...don't mind dis maccaroni abi waytin b hin name seff jayray..
believe me, u dont av any back up cos u seff stand gidigba...u be original nah, so u dont need anyback up, u know only fake things needs back up..

i think hez only saying dis just because of his own selfish interest..cos i dey even suspect d guy self..can u imagine him using style to tell me dat I should come to his house dis night just because of prawn cracker..

maccabi:
She will be online in due course .. I saw her in a Salon when I was filling my Gas in a store ...

giftiebrown:
lool...E b lyk say u miss road! lv my bae alone btw whr is slimfitdiva

okitaiji:
where is my slimfitdiva nah!!! i haven't seeing you since morning, i hope yesterday night adventure is not taking its course in u. i missed u like kilode...

okitaiji:
lol... we are friends to protect each others back but not to share my tomatoes with me because u kno dey don cost now for mkt abi i lie? slimfitdiva

Precious91:
Good afternoon villagers.Elders of our land I hail you.I want to report someone in this village to the elders.His name is S****pa.
cc: Mazis
Friaser
Okitaiji
VillageGoat.
Oyehomie
SMartins1
Ray004

Lovelibeache
Slimfitdiva
CandiceJay
Marluv
suogal
lvlink
and other elders.

VillageGOAT:
Suogal the only angel from heaven that said ''let there be light and there was light in london but they took light in nigeria''

fraiser the only man with 200 wives and 500 concubines, who has 50 plots of land in ota and 3 private jets, even 2face the father of all nations is afraid of fraiser.

slimfitdiva the lovely angel that purchased 200 baskets of tomatoes at a high price and distributed it for free to all the villagers, the queen herself

marvluv the only lady that can satisfy fraiser with her sweet soup, all other girls are learners when it comes to cooking

innosaint27 the only jega of our time that told DG kazaure that ''does he want to disrupt the peaceful democracy in nigeria? He must obey us or bow down''
he said let us logistically protest this better planning of the DG, and the protest was assidiously successful

okitaiji the only man that fought goliath with one hand and defeated him by putting groundnut in a catapult and throwing it on his head, the groundnut sounded like a bomb

giftiebrown the only man that beat usain bolt in a 100 meters race, only to find out that it was a dream..

barongmj the first woman to drive aeroplane in nigeria, she fought tirelessly for the freedom of her people and she stopped the killing of triplet...

Oyehomie the only democratic president that fought corruption in nigeria by giving out fuel for free, you don't need to pay any money for fuel again, just meet oyehomie and he would give you for free, he has a refinery in his house

jubrealguy happy birthday bro

laramite happy birthday sis

sunnepa17 the only man that controls all the nepa office in nigeria, he actually brought light today, but they took it after 2 minutes...

Lvlink the strongest lioness, and the queen of the jungle that even the mosquitoes and ants pays homage to her...

Kalimera101 the bravest of them all

candicejay the only woman that lectures professors... The great scholar

IghravweIG the only man that uses his head to break kolanut

northkendal the only queen that own an island in jupiter

i greet all of una oo

it is your humble boy
villagegoat

maccabi:
*clears throat* lover girl , how u dey na , been a while we see ur green light oooo

okitaiji:
All this our bae wer dey ghost mode since with long names like mosunmola33,xterdynamic nd lucreziaborgia abi na lucozade boost i don kno... i see una all oo, if una like make una no com inside villagegoat will soon shut the gate

okitaiji:
lmoa... my lips were design to cover the twins wella without allowin any part to remain outside either small, medium, big or extra big all hav their size in my lips

okitaiji:
bae I tell you enh!!! u no know say I grow up with those twins? na them make my bone strong nah

okitaiji:
that's my bae.. very soon all this logistics and assiduously will end and Parry go take place

mehn no be small enjoyment because as he go be thre*some enh!!! no dull moment at all

giftiebrown:
Ur future husband dey Kano, na only wetin i fit tell u b dat

okitaiji:
walahi slimfitdiva will wear hijab for two weeks only then come d speak like ekama with me lol...

okitaiji:
u are right bae but I will manage am like that no wahala

giftiebrown:
Lol..I c 1 hijab babe fr bank ystrday, mehn, d girl set die...cnt wait to c slimfitdiva in hijab, also cnt wait to hear Okitaiji speaking like OKON...

Fraiser:
lolsss... And your sincere apology has been accepted in due course... Diva ayaf missed u far dont worry kano will be a blessing to your life and u will have reasons to give testimonies for serving in kano. Its not about d distance, wot matters most is your ppa nd d opportunities dat come your way while serving, some of my friends that were posted to delta states, crossriver states, edo states nd likes were crying now for being posted to those states because they were posted to a very remote village wit no network or electricity to serve in a ramshackle primary school whereas some dat are in extreme north like kebbi, Jigawa, sokoto nd d likes were given ppa where they will be treated like kings and queens all tru d service year. In short pray for a gud ppa, dat is what matters most not d state.

Precious91:
Choi,have missed this village.Had to go to city for ac air. .I missed everyone.

cc:
slimfitdiva
lvlink
marvluv
okitaiji
oyehomie
fraiser
smartins
village goat
and every other person here.

okitaiji:
hahaha bae I told you, what God join together let no man (fraiser) put asunder, just present it sharperly and come and meet me der, I'm working our posting to the same place already. is it uyo or eket u want us to serve just mention any place. our wedding anniversary will take place in our ppa... sunnepa17, ray4000, villageGoat, IG, marvluv, candicejay, giftiebrown maccabi make una come celebrate my victory from village customary court... Ahh Abishaddy baby still dey oo chaiiii...

genius43:
Fine jare, wetin man go do NYSC no fit give person HBP... How are you?

undisputedk:
Don't burst his head with these name praises na. You know what, juz chuk brezz for hin mouth. Dazzol

okitaiji:
Hahaha na true oo my bae is been hurt oo, anyway she wil be redeploy by God grace

genius43:
And just like that she is back from sabbatical....... Welcome back

okitaiji:
baba this yesterday protest from Abuja is dedicated mostly to slimfitdiva darling and abishaddy beauty... i felt their stay at home so that is the to show that i care about their welfare and my love for them will always be sustained

Fraiser:
lol... I don promsie her sey I go buy carol white for her wenever she dey go na, why she come dey fear again?