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okitaiji:
hello my sugar it is my privilege to welcome you to my inner chamber so that I can weigh your "sexy ass" well, hope your night was good

There is fire on the mountain if oki oooo
U Neva free 4RM us yet u don dey call one ass 2 weigh..... Hmmmmm...I pity ur condition nd shook my head 4 u..

Fraiser:
lol... Dat means oyo is his case already because hin no go ever pass my interrogation...

After u, na still u.....I trust ur judgement..... Ride on my elder.....agba a da le ooo

olisestephen212:
@Slimfitdiva My dear don't worry about the divorce proceedings at the village Square today because you just got another legal luminary added to your legal team, and victory is what I promise you.I forgot to tell you that i am also a barrister,a bussiness tycoon and also a philantropist so dont worry any how okitaiji wants it i will give it to him except he is related to dangote or danjuma . Sunypa can be the lead counsel in this case but trust me my experience in the legal field will fast track the judgment in your favour. As for my six packs do you know how many slim fit tea I took just to unite with my slimfitdiva. Before I forget how many litres of fuel do you want for today alone.

Awwwww.....that's so good 2 know......okitaiji no go escape this one......as dem elder talk say one day 4 the their nd anoda day 4 d owner........I gat solid six packs men behind me....but abt d fuel.....no worry as NEPA don land us light dis morn after 2weeks of failure..... Iwo lenu tie ojere

maccabi:
Oh okay ... When the time is set , have u filed up all the divorce docs already !!!

Trust me.....I don yarn dem already...today na today

maccabi:
I hail oooo plus night was Cold and worth rising for this morning , thanks to Jah

Hallelujah!..... Hope u go follow join at d elders court today sha..

okitaiji:
good morning famz hope you all slept well, may the beauty of today never elude any of us we shall all print our CUL with joy tmao...

marvluv I sight u dear have a nice day ahead, kumee baby u are my wife already no one shall come btw us,..

my one and only goddess slimfitdiva yes our night was splendid because despite bruhaha u still cover me with ur utmost blanket tnk you darling

abishaddy my heaven on earth, you are my sweetening and romantic voice to my ear yesternight in order to resolve all the happening in our family.u I love you my dear

my love lvlink were art thou.. I have not been seeing you lately I miss you like die... I would like to find my refuge in your house today because my home is on fire with slimfitdiva and abishaddy in the house.

all my goons here fraiser, giftiebrown, sunnepa17, precious91, eaglevision, IG, oyehomie, ray4000, villageGoat, that guy that want to compete my slimfitdiva with me, we shall see... and all the beautiful and handsome bae and guys here don't allow govt insensitive to our plight deprive you of your joy...LOVE YOU ALL.

candicejay baby I will reply u specifically soon, enjoy your day ahead

Dnt worry ur bonga fish head...DT fire will be put out today.....as we wil be packing out of ur house.... You can den av all d ladies in d village*an advice, no pass ur boundary wit d engaged ones ooo* as for myself.....proposal don plenty...... I go do screening b4 interview go follow join kom chus d one who my gele go fit....

jubrealguy:
na the weather win am ooo, e just b lik say make i dey on top ds bed till CUL go comot....... shey u dey feel am d way i dey feel am sef

Same here..I dey feel am but na okitaiji feel am pass as me and abishaddy send am mk him go sleep boys quarters..

jubrealguy:
no mind am jare, if no b say na my realestG, i for don find u one single guy......buh u sef dey fresh na, my guy dey take care of u. Baby! d cold bad trutru, buh i no mind extra cold sef cos d heat wey hep us start ds year bad gan

Yes jubreal. That heat no be 4 here ooooo....na d last person wey enter hell fire cuz am as hin no remeba 2 close d door...

jubrealguy:
pleasant is an understatement, guess ur morning was worth rising for?

jubrealguy:
pleasant is an understatement, guess ur morning was worth rising for?

*winks* guess so too..every1's morn sure is worth it dear...hope u enjoying d drizzling weather

olisestephen212:
@slimfitdiba aren't you tired of all this small boiz chasing you around. while not come to the real deal,which is me. I have so much to offer. I have an untapped love to give to you, I have enough fuel to provide you daily,and you will even forget that fuel now sells for 145naira, and trust me I am a sugar daddy with a difference,one who has six packs and a lot of oil money to water this our young proposed love. I know those small boiz will come straight away to attack me but my dear don't worry I have a thick skin like kpomo@ DG minister of women affairs NYSC.Fraiser.

Oh dear, dis ur honey creamy sugar coated mouth dey mk fear grip me so..that's how I fell 4 okitaiji the endowed and renowned player. Are you sure the claimed 6packs you've got ain't push up bra you putting on 2 deceive me so?...but not 2 worry....today is the elders meeting which we see 2 it that abishaddy and myself divorce okitaiji...... Hope you will be at the square 2 cheer me and my lawyer sunypa on...till then keep your so called sugar daddy with a difference skin plus your thick pomo thing in one piece oooo....cuz fraiser will need interrogate you for me....
Have a wonderful day..

jubrealguy:
this babe .......ehn! Good morning

Notin do u bro..... Same here.... Hope u had a pleasant night rest.

Goodmorning gr8 hamlet. How was each and evry1 night? 80% call up loading.... May we all find favor in the sight of God and that of the officials..... A lovely weather it is this morning.. You all have a pleasant day ahead in anticipation of our letter.....one luvvvvvvvvvvv

*clears throat* uhnuhnuhnuhn.....ni bayi....we no see rope to tie d day nd now d tym has gone......a diva gotta av her beau sleep....oki....mk I no see ur mosquito leg 4 my bedroom oooo...night ya all

okitaiji:
that's why I want both of u to be my terry and ivanovic and defend me now if not Stamford bridge will fall oo

Oh boi....no b Stamford bridge go fall alone oooo.na ur tin go fall dis tym around

okitaiji:
do u pple want me to leave this house for both of you this night? I no wan die bfor my time for una matter oo

okitaiji:
do u pple want me to leave this house for both of you this night? I no wan die bfor my time for una matter oo

Abegii...leave traffic 4 lastma joor.....park wella go anyway

Geegar:
hmmm..u must b a comedian..soo u wan myk dah *spirit of
okpeteshi*entr my body uh?!.bro go well..tel mi more wen una
return

No mind am Mr jega.....na hin dey go alone den as u sef no gree 4low am...hin don cast lyk dt

okitaiji:
oohh gush!!! u ladies should give me time to sort out this issue amicably because we can not discuss marriage issue in public pleeaassee

U shud av tout of DT b4 u decided 2 turn ow body nd hrt in2 a field kom dey score as u lyk.......oki wey dey form drogba....ishhhhh

okitaiji:
will you both stop all this drama? I'm the man of the house here, both of you should go to your room we will talk tomorrow

Wole si bo Ko Jo rara!!! Nah dis nite we go iron d mata out.....nd go d village square 2mao .......just be ready 2 face women's wrath.....na seasonal film ooo

Fraiser:
na for which aspect of biology u do practical o, u know biology plenty na...

Keep guessing ooo

okitaiji:
that juju u use on slimfitdiva will soon expire, the truth is coming out already

It already has.....afefe ti fe a de ti ri furo eeeee......shaddy don spil da beans herself..... Nd now we are both filling 4 divorce.....

abishaddy:
Evening y'all,it's bin awhile. N Oktaiji weldone oh,I hv bin seeing ur handwork oh.. I will send u d divorce papers for u to sign.lol

Owww....abibaby......welikom nd ow was ur journey..... Am so so pleased 2 meet u....he practically told me u peeps are colleagues......BT tanx 2 da elders of dis hamlet.....nw I knw best.....not d creamy best ogogoro oooo....av filed 4 divorce too.....he deserves it 4RM u too....DTS wat happens wen u try 2 kill 2chicks with 1 d**k okitaiji my player

okitaiji:
who am I seeing my dear abishaddy thank God you are here, some people in this village want to kidnap me from you so that your foreign trip allowances will go for the ransom but my resilience win me for you... how is life with you welcome to my mansion well furnish

Gangannnn!..busted......she steps in2 da parlor nd meets me filling my nails on d couch........1st of introduction...... Oya start

Fraiser:
better... I dey ur back lyk hunch back

Ose Jere......u b correct nigga.....dem baba dem.....in AY's voice*dier fada

Fraiser:
lol... Abah da one na abomination o, wetin I mean b sey both man nd woman na still under same specie dem dey abi u no do biology ni?

Sure did but na practical I do ooo..... Not theory

maccabi:
Ok then , let me count in ur words I will check out on my downloading page site maybe I can find it there for downloads.... Thanks

I think its best u go buy d disc cuz it stops at season 13.

Panelbeater:
https://m.facebook.com/officialnysc/posts/1013249392090922?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9258484121

As updated by NYSC this afternoon, read the comments and call one of those numbers and beg for the truth from them..
Your vituperation is understandable but I thought I was giving out a tip. based on intelligence so as to to mount pressure on them not to try anything funny but since you would in turn throw banters with it?
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Well dear,,,we all so av been keeping a positive mind......I bliv ours will rule out all nysc negativity.......we just trying not 2 lose hope in our faith..so help us God nd u.
Berra

okitaiji:
bae no vex u know say I been the u about my plan to divorce her because of her travel travel for official assignment to the detriment of my family that's why God sent slimfitdiva enter oo, u know sey opportunity do present itself once that's why I'm making use of it... but no tell any of them say anything d happen oo there is enough for both of them

and for fraiser issue eeh, my dear just forget about him patapata and inform slimfitdiva too that fraiser is yours and she should stick with me alone.. thank me later

Oh oh...I don catch am.....tout una two be govt official worker...abi no b colleague u call shade 4 me......
Ile ti mo ba ooo ba yen.......iseju kan lo Ku to wa fi te mehn....

hardiodun:
Uncle pls keep ur sadonic news to urself. Come tomorrow evening, don't even show ur nonsense face here so u can enjoy ur hbp alone. Ewo tie losi atiranu gan naa??

Abeg help me ask am oooo... Oga panelbeater.....go panel beat d news 4 ur room nd park one Syd....we've been in a jollification mood.... No kom panel beat our mood...... Aje ooo

marvluv:
abi ooooo...no mind Fraiser jare, d only problem he has is dat his eyes doesn't stay in one place..na so hin eyes go dey roll from one corner to another.. he no dey even fear me at all..

buh..by d way, u no tell dis ur new slimfitdiva say u don get house wife with kidsu wan make all my efforts on top ur relationship b in vain??

Marvluv,,, u sef dey Okitaiji no telle me oooo. Nah nw I just dey hear about abishaddy sef.......ah! Dis guy don jam us body nd hrt 419..

hardiodun:
Lmfaoooo......my sister, I don fly enter the seventh heavens sef.

Berra ooo.......DT guy bad gan

Fraiser:
dat means u no even luv d bae sef, u re ready to replace her so quickly, slimfidiva u don see wetin I dey tell u ba?

My eyes don open my broda.....d divorce case still on point.....

Fraiser:
lol... So wetin u mean now b say women no b my species...i tire for u o

Shuo....women don dey get wee wee 4 una village.......