₦airaland Forum

Precious91:
slim,is that you and Oki

Rara ooo. Na giftie nd bae

Precious91:
no worry,your twinie,lollydope will teach you.If she can't,you have Okitaiji,Fraiser,Giftiebrown,lvlink,villagegoat and others to teach you.You may also see me for private lesson too.

Ma twinnie sef na city babe....no be 4 9IJA dem born am sef......
BT I will giv ur private lesson a trial.......but na open lesson e. Go be oo.

Oluwa provide a boo oooo.

Precious91:
Be using one eye to be picking dry sticks around as you are picking the snails.This is a village you know.

Lmao.....abeg, me be city girl ooooo. Na oki drag me kom village all 4 luv......I no sabi firewood joor

Aieboocaar:
Yes o! I slept well... Just say i bin dey dream where i dey NYSC store dey test my khaki wey dem give me

And i hereby prophesized in2 ur lyf....... May DT dream start coming 2 pass 2Mao......oya, receive d anointingggggg..........

GentlemanAyo:
Bigger Amen oooo. What callMeAlpha said just destabilize me jare. Why will NYSC have such plan? Batch B loun loun, Hmm.

Tinkin abt it is just making me go gaga

Precious91:
or better still,start looking for snails around.Rain has started fallen already .At least that will keep you busy till nysc post their letters

Hehehehe....on point but rem say d gas or kerosine wey u go use 4 snail sef don over cost too oo.....plus stress involved

VillageGOAT:
the increase in fuel price is also affecting the consumption of goat meat, so no more goat meat, maybe you can use egg

Lolzz....fuel affected egg too joor.....no more 30# egg 4 my place...na 40 nd 50# dey now.....na mushroom sure pass ooooo

GentlemanAyo:
Those hiding somewhere who are trying to make Nigeria tough for the masses will not have peace. This country is becoming something else. harrg.

Amen broda......I tell u....
*hmmmmm, sighs sadly

Fraiser:
my nyt was awsome dear bur very short... I belive yours was beautiful too

Yeah sure was,,,,abegi, I Neva see oki nd shaddy dis morn oooo
Abi dem don elope nd leave me 4 OYO ni...

giftiebrown:
babe, na ur buttons fit console me nw

Lolzzz. So u b wan see oki wrath abi

giftiebrown:
my nite ws gd...Urs??
hbd to ur kid bro! nd my regards to ur buttons!

Tanku.....was gr8... Nd no go my buttons matter if u no wan mk ur hand burn ooo

Fraiser:
hbd to ur bro... Wish him llnp...

Ose dear....will relate to him

giftiebrown:
no vex, i bn dey sleep

If I hear.....lol....fear don catch am.... How was ur night dude?

Aieboocaar:
Hapi birthday to him! How was ur night ma?

Tanx dearie. Night was pleasant.. Urs was too, I Hope

Fraiser:
babe no vex jare, I dey on my way to d village square wen I hear dat news sey cul no b today again, as I hear am lyk dis, fuel just finish for my car just lyk dat... I infact d car battery sef die join, bur I don already go buy fuel nd new ba3 sha... I go show for d village square dis eveni sha nd mobilise d oda elders to do d same

OK ooooo.....blast nysc....mk dem no let ur fuel finish dis evening oo....how was ur night?

Aieboocaar:
Hehehehehe! It seems d gods want u to be forever tied to okitaiji in unholy matrimony my dear just go back and make peace with le boo

4 ur mind joor

Page #290# is dedicated to my kid bro...happy birthday 2 him...sis loves him sooooooo

Oyehomie:
Shey na dat one dey ya mind now?

No worry, we all av same tin in mind....2Mao weda dey lik it or not

lonngmann:
Either today or tomorrow, we will see our callup letter this week sha

Amen ooo...

Aieboocar, maccaroni, fraiser, sunnypa, gift, oyehomie , village ewu nd oda elders of d hamlet..... Chai! Okitaiji don bribe una abi See as una fall my hand big tym no kom show 4 d village square.... Uhnnn......dairis God oooo

lonngmann:
After telling my parents that I will print me callup letter today, only to see another shocker this morning.

Nysc ti Fe somilenu, ofe somi di oniro

Awww. I feel ur pain..na same shoe size we wear so oooo

Morning gr8 GC... Dnt need 2 ask abt evry1s night cuz am sure it was in anticipation lyk mine...just kept checking tym 2 see d day break.....now nysc wan fall my hand....which 1 be 14th again.....mum just shook head 4 me now nd walked out without saying a word....nd u knw silence says more Dan words kud express....anyways.... Dier fada....no b me dem go turn 2 a liar b4 my peeps.......

Now d day is overrrrrr....night is drawing nearrrrrrr....shadows of da holy ghostttttt.... Still across d sky....heavenly Father we bless ur holy name, for everything, that which you've done for us so far so good....as we all are about to board the same bus just so we can alight at the bus stop called sleep....we require thee to guide our path to a glorious dreamland and grant us the grace to another breaking of a new dawn tomorrow.... We also commit our call up into your able hands......oh daddy, do come and take perfect control and at the end of tomorrow Lord........let us all have the cause to glorify your wonderful name..... Once again Lord...... Thank you for your infinite mercy upon our very souls.....be thou exalted. Amen!!!
Goodnight and have a pleasant night hommies.......one luv

MemphisDepay:
which kain reply b dat? Awon eleyi gidi gan o. #noformingformeo

Forming ni bo? Ko Jo rara

MemphisDepay:
na ado u dey ni?

Baws...na Omo I dey ooo. On my own

Fraiser:
babe I no get u o, u mean sey u won knee down beg am?

Na 4 dream jare....me beg? God 4bid bad tin

olisestephen212:
where is Slimfitdiva, the former wife of okitaiji

Present sir....

okitaiji:
u know say I have the power to pursue everybody out of this village to remain only me and the chief judge then ask judge to dismiss all the charges due to complainant absence

Oh my God! Am so afraid now to the extent that am shaking all over.....infact, I feel lyk going dwn on ma knees 2 pacify u......
Mtchewwww.....4 ur dream!

giftiebrown:
na okitaiji say mk i help am press ur button oo...As per him lawyer, i suppose oblige...I luv buttons doh

No worry nah, shebi u go put hand 4 fire if hin ask u to cuz u be him lawyer..... I pity yr condition

Darey00:
I JUST REALIZED THAT TOMMOROW IS FRIDAY 13th (THE UNLUCKY DAY)

For you bah? As 4 d rest of us.....a lucky day it sure will be

giftiebrown:
lol...Dnt worri i go press her button fr insyd bus on our way to AKS...i go tell yu how soft slimfitdiva buttons dey..

Giftieeeeeee....I swear wit my grandmother's tits.....na danger button u go press....1 wey go catapult u to sambisa forest