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Plug in ma airpiece *listening to glowreeyah...miracle worker* while scrolling comments...

ganie:
no b only u,na hw my aircraft go touch ground for Ado i dey reasn nw

Owwww.....DTS tempting oooo.
My peeps dier has been calling me 2 kom visit but unto nysc I dey clear dem....I might show too if dis kotinu jare

Oyehomie:
Lol...shey u go cm ma place....na only me dey stay o...nd na cool environment oooo

Lmao......tanx.....u wan mk dem pour hot water or pepper 4 ma body abi.....

Oyehomie:
Nd where una go go ooo?

Go anywier but home

Hmmmmm. Observations on here is even kinda giving me second thought...... Both positive and negative....anyways,if call up doesn't show b4 Thurs, I go just carry my box komot 4 ous.....am tired mehn!!!

Fraiser:
yaa yaa yaa I don remember.... Na dis play wey u mention dey sweet pass, nd d gud tin b sey na just two pple dey play dis kyn play, dat moment wey u go hide under bed wey I go u seek u com dia wey both of us go come hide for dia for lyk 1hr bfor we comot, dat play can make sense enh... Na dis play gangan we go play..

Hide 4 gud 1 hr......wetin we go still dey do 4 1hr under dier? Abi na 4RM oki we dey hide

eaglevision:
Fraiser no near slimfitdiva o,that babe is a killer esp for bedroom affairs,ewwwww u go nearly say ur last prayer,im talking frm experiencesssss o. lol
*hides behind a finger*

Eagle, dis is interesting.....ow did u knw that abi u were eavesdropping on me nd oki d last tym we do the do ni?

Fraiser:
awwww dat will b so nice, we will also play idi ore mi le mi o fisi, idi ore mi jalanjolo, we will also play orombo ati ogede...., we will also play after round one original panadol extra... finally we will play daddy nd mummy play, I will b d daddy nd u will b mummy, sunnepa17, eaglevision, oyehomie, ighraweIG, okitaiji, jubrealguy, ray4000, smartins1 nd giftiebrown go b d children, dont b surprise na only bois we go born....

Ahahahahahaaaaaaaa.......chai! Afi igba ti o mk me voice out....u so funny......mummy nd daddy 4 wier.......na one na old skul play joor....but we fit do hide nd seek or catch me if u can sha

Fraiser:
lol... Baba no worry about dat, na my friend, hin don already tell person make hin go handover slimfitdiva to me, am capable of d emotional support, u too u fit take over abishaddy till hin go come...

Lmao.......DT mean oki ask u 2 follow d bible verse that says....be ur brodas keeper ba.

Fraiser:
ok make I go chill den dis one dem don even dash me slimfitdiva, make I go dey follow her play den till tomoro...

No worry, we go play tinko tinko.....suwe and tenten jare...even who is in d garden

Fraiser:
lol... D only tin wey go make me relax now na dis fine babe wey u dash me o...

Lol...u sha wan mk I talk.....but me not in d mood....been observing since yesterday.... Neva ready 2 talk sef

Primusinterpares:
Hummmmm #clearsthroht# this is expressly from the gods... Listen up my great people of stream 2 village... Our people say that the reason why the dog scratches it's scrotum by it self is because nobody will do it for him... #clearstroathagain#... Be rest assured that by this time next week you all will be in camp at our various States... That's the latest from the gods.
#donotpanic
#donotbefrustrated
#donotbeworried

Cc:sunnepa17 Villagegoat Ray4000 Slimfitdiva Precious91 panelbeeter etll

Cool.....abeg give d gods sum kolanut nd fowl as appreciation on our behalf

Ipheyemmy01:
It seems its those of us who had one problem or the other that results to delay in graduating that are pushed to stream 2. Because of the story i have being reading here is of "if i talk wetin my eye see, make i no talk my story, your own still better naw and so on. Please do we have any fresh graduate (No spill over, no delay) in this city that graduates latest December 2015 that is still around for stream 2. All fresh graduates wey i know go with stream 1 oo...

Hmmmmm......am afraid u rite.......wondered if dey deliberately made it so or if its merely a coincidence

Dolypson04:
So where do you have in mind maybe we can go together. Just you and me So where do you have in mind maybe we can go together. Just you and me

Aks dear.....I pray ooo

Dolypson04:
Wow..... What an interesting thread! I read a lot of comments, some are pensive, some hilarious and some annoying. Great people all in here.
My advice for us is to just chill and prepare for any eventuality. I am not been pessimistic but anything can happen.
I guess we should all be having a back up plan in case NYSC display their madness again.
As for me, I am already planning to collect the money and stuffs my mama prepared for me. If NYSC gives another excuse then am out of my area. I am simply tired of giving explanations to different people; young, old, literates and illiterates alike.

Gbam!! Exactly wat av been tinkin

ganie:
arewa i m gud o,mak una no wori all go favour us at d final end.

Amen ooo but one can't help not to worry.....

ganie:
Where is omo dept mi o? Chai NYSC don do slimfitdiva somtin,she don overtire.

On low key dear...over tire is an understatement...... I no even wan tink anytin again sef....ow u dey?

Ephyartz:
very authentic just pay ur 3k. Sharp sharp u fit see am print today sef.











Bro na joke ooo, if u read my posts on d earlier pages u go see sey na play ooo. I just someone won't just open nairaland see my post come dey curse me. Na play I dey play ooo. Bt form still dey for MY OWN CAMP ooo

Lol..baddest......

henchamb:
one of the directors
she said fg said no money for stream 2 and they should cancel stream 2

That has Neva happened in the past.......if this is true.....then I must say, this time of change has changed everything 4rm bad 2 worst....imagine... Abeg, where all d money wey Mr change dey recollect back dey nah Abi dem don use am travel finish ni?

kle4d:
Apologies Ma Lady.

Apology accepted.... No qualms

Ephyartz:
lol. U sure sey u wan come my camp sha?

Yea, u shud pay 4 DT nah

Ephyartz:
No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

Okies....that's very simple......when do I send u my acct num?

Ifabernard:
am nt d type dt sit back at him bt dis 1 I no get choice onto say I stay alone. na double wahala my own con b sef...nepa don de stroll for Street de ask for nepa bill and nysc no fit mk me run comot. ayaf tired

Ifabernard:
am nt d type dt sit back at him bt dis 1 I no get choice onto say I stay alone. na double wahala my own con b sef...nepa don de stroll for Street de ask for nepa bill and nysc no fit mk me run comot. ayaf tired

And I repeat.....good 4 thee

kle4d:
That shouldn't bother you my guy.
I graduated 2014 and I'm yet to go for service.
Nobody.... I repeat Nobody can ask me about service coz honestly I'm doing well.

If not for my dad my guy....I for still no register.

The truth is you ain't going for anyone. That elder of a person will not give you 1kobo to take along #fact.
Bro you owe no one an explanation exept those that paid your tuition fees.

Just Make Money and Make Money. #DontStop.

Well dear, we in the same shoe...same with me......that's why they find it hard that am still at home...
You right about that....
In BTW....I ain't bro ooooo. I b babe.lol

Ifabernard:
lol...av nt stepped outside since mowin and I shall remain indoor till wen my team start dia celebration for winning league @barca.

Good 4 u dear.....as 4 me, if I no wan face more questions, nah 2 ja komot ous sure pass oooo

Ephyartz:
That's gonna be hard my dear! In my camp its random selection ooo. Not to worry sha, if u are good we can make an exemption. I can post u to d best place, the poultry farm, that place make sense die u'll get to eat eggs everyday n chickens every weekend. Or I could just post u to d house you'll get free accommodation, free meals and lots more. NB: those are d 2 PPA available.

Lolzzzzzzzz..... That's so so very unfair..... None of dos alternative suits me.....I no learn agric 4 skul neida do I want house arrest ppa....tanx I wll just stick wit all da free tinz u included without dier initials.....

Ifabernard:
same here. in fact am in ghost mode nw and don't really filik to talk to any1. c ma bae de vex say wich kain mood I de lik dis. she no evn get any idea ao hurt I am at d moment

Awwwww. Dnt let nysc get d upper hand jare...we shud just try hard 2 keep calm although sum peeps ain't making DT easy....imagine greeting sum1 dis morn wen I stepped outsyd nd d 1st tin he asked is *u mean u are still home? Isn't today Sat DT d camp opens?*
I just gav him one bad look which I felt bad 4 afterwards bcuz he was an elder. So I concured and told him its nxt coming Sat d 21st........am tired of all d endless questions pple are throwing at me.......aswearrrrrr

Ephyartz:
u r so free my dear, where is d fun if I'm d only corp member bt I'm gonna be d platoon leader, I'll also be d official that will do d posting of PPAs.

Oh...gr8! That means my prayer don and b DT......I can just go ahead nd require u to place me wier eva I want

giftiebrown:
pele my dear...

Ose jare, padi eee.....hope u slpt well

Ephyartz:
Me I sha know sey in 7 days time I go dey camp, if nysc no gree open there own, I'll tie rope, find drums and tire put for our backyard, wear my whites and d rubber shoe. I go match, climb d ropes. I go even snap pictures. I no need orientation. I don finish camp be dat. MY OWN CAMP.

Jeez.....u such a clown....but tanx cuz u just made me smile.....that means a lot 2 me in dis bleak mood of mine......hope u wudnt mind me joining u sha

Morning house....will it be rude of me not to ask after anyone's night. Mine wasn't 2 be called a night and now am battling wit headache coupled with a dull mood....all thanks to nysc.......they had better blow positive trumpet 4 us today oooooo