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Celebrities / Re: Is Genevieve Nnaji Eating Less Or Vomiting More by slimgene(m): 12:16am On Apr 01, 2008
@lucabrasi,

Too bad he died a painful death.I hope u dont end up that way. cheesy

@ Topic,

Nigerian actresses are just what they are. . . . .They have a very bad shag history in America & UK.

My all-time favourite is Regina Askia, she has got class. kiss kiss kiss
Celebrities / Re: Is Genevieve Nnaji Eating Less Or Vomiting More by slimgene(m): 7:58pm On Mar 31, 2008
Luca Brasi?
Vito Corleone's best HIT MAN? grin cheesy
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Live A Pseudo Life ! by slimgene(m): 7:27pm On Mar 31, 2008
@ ty4real,

That was harsh. grin
Sports / Re: For Gunners (no Uninvited Guests Pls) by slimgene(m): 1:36pm On Dec 03, 2007
grin tongue
Arsenal will lose soon.
Sports / Re: Germany 2006: Group C( Group of Death) by slimgene(m): 1:06pm On Jun 06, 2006
Argentina will claim this group and they are the only team i know that can stop Brazil.
If Argentina can get above the under-currents and self-destruct phenomenom that always kills the team spirit they can reach the finals.
With Gabriel Heinze, Messi, Aimar and Tevez-these bunch of boys will light up the event.

Holland should produce good football as well. Robben,Van Persie and Van Nistelrooy(Goal-Machine) will kill teams off easily.
Van Basten, just like most Dutch Managers is a manager that has a flair for attacking football.
I think this group is a group of Death and Cote D'Ivorie simply has no chance.
Toure and Eboue will be used and abused by monsters like Robben,Van Persie, Crespo and Van Nistelrooy.
Sports / Re: World Cup Group A: Group Of Aces by slimgene(m): 12:51pm On Jun 06, 2006
@ Huc,
What about Robert "robot" Huth? He looks to me like a strong, no-nonsense defender. Huth will be handful as well.
I cannot forget Miroslav Klose. He is very good aerially and reminds me of Oliver Bierhoff.
Ecuador and Costa Rica might also rise to the challenge on the big stage and cause chaos and anarchy.
The Group looks as easy as its difficult.
3 points is very vital here and whoever takes em will surely survive.

****Ballack will be the star of the group.
Sports / Re: 2005/2006 Premiership Dream Team by slimgene(m): 1:06pm On May 17, 2006
The dream team.
1. Edwin Van Der Saar
2. Gary Neville
3. Gabriel Heinze
4. John Terry
5. Rio Ferdinand
6. Claude Makelele
7. Steve Gerrard
8. Joe Cole
9. Cristiano Ronaldo
10. Thierry Henry
11. Van Nistelrooy

Substitutes
1. Petr Cech
2. Paulo Ferriera
3. Kolo Toure
4. Mohammed Sissoko
5. Didier Drogba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivorians E Eboue And Kolo Toure Are Good For Arsenal! by slimgene(m): 11:40am On Apr 10, 2006
@ Priscilla
So u still consider slave henry a king after his shambolic performance last nite?
I will not say u r myopic cos i am sure u know better.
Henry's pics should not be posted here till Arsenal plays portsmouth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ivorians E Eboue And Kolo Toure Are Good For Arsenal! by slimgene(m): 11:38am On Apr 10, 2006
@ skintite,
I know u are swallowing ur words now.
So how did Eboue and Toure handle Rooney last night?
I thought u said they could have handled Pele and Maradona.
Rooney was a big thorn in their flesh and Lehmann's number 1 spot will be questioned in Germany.

Heard u swallowed Cyanide. Too bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by slimgene(m): 11:32am On Apr 10, 2006
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skintite and Pie1ect were rushed to a hospital.
They took CYANIDE before Priscilla advised 'em NOT to.
Lets pray they recover from it.
Sports / Re: John Mikel Obi Better Than Okocha At 19? by slimgene(m): 4:37pm On Apr 08, 2006
@ Deejay1
There u go again,
We r comparing Okocha of 1993 and Mikel Obi of 2006.
Mikel Obi's composure now is awesome. Lets forget about the media hype. This kid is too good its not true.
A boy who happens to be in the middle of the biggest transfer saga in the history of football and yet produces sublime skills and technique.
I wonder if Okocha wld have been able to handle the pressure when he was 19.
Okocha's head was too hot. He was very playful as a football player. Mikel Obi plays with so much composure, maturity and the intelligence of an adult.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by slimgene(m): 12:46am On Apr 08, 2006
Up United!
I suggest 6-1 goal margin to Man Utd(A repeat of feb.2001 fixture)
RVN to bag a hatrick
Rooney,Ronaldo and Giggs to complete a humiliating rout to the Gunners and a consolatory goal from Hleb in the 90th minute.
Whatchu guys think?
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 11:25am On Apr 02, 2006
Spikesod,
Why don't ya shut ur bleeping mouth up. We just confirmed u to be a mind-Bleep and a disgusting human mutt.
All ya do all day is lick Menike's giant balls.
bleeping gay!!!!!!!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by slimgene(m): 11:21am On Apr 02, 2006
Aaiyo i drink to that!
Spiky licks asses. Thatz his trademark.
He is just anutha human mutt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by slimgene(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2006
In your dreams,
Arsenal will not beat the reserve team 4-0 let alone the 1st team.
Be realistic, Wenger even knows Arsenal will lose. United is not Juve. No premiership team can contend the strike force United has got at the moment.
56 goals shared amongst the 3 strikers in ruud,rooney and saha and Ruud scoring 150th goal for united today in just 5 years?
Wenger should be praying.

I wish the Gunners well in Europe. The only English team still standing. Do us proud like United and Liverpool has done.
Break the Q/final jinx in Europe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manutd April 9 by slimgene(m): 6:33pm On Apr 01, 2006
@ Reyes,
U got it wrong this time.
The match will be fierce and one-sided and it will be a clean sheet for United. United take high profile matches like this serious.
They had it clean against Chelsea,Liverpool and Newcastle. Ferdinand wld not lose sight of Henry at OT and Arsenal hasn't scored a goal on this ground since 2002.
United wld thump Arsenal 2-0. Ruud to bag a brace.
Arsenal's sights are on UEFA and this juicy tie might not live up to its expectations.
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 5:31pm On Mar 30, 2006
Kulex2k1 is just a MC wannabe.
I know his type. He happens to be one of those gay teenagers that carries a walkman with a starter cap. He sometimes sag his pants and thinks he is a gangstar.
Kulex stays in the suburb of ketu and he is just one of 'em hungry negroes. He doesn't even know what QB is.
The most annoying thang is he wants to kick us(the elites) outta Nairaland cos he is facing a tough competition from us.
gay Kulex,dont take the pain out on me. Neither me nor Menike was responsible for ur huge predicament. U need deliverance and Jesus in ur life.
Ketu is not where u can start displaying gangstar traits. MOPOLs and OPC crew are watching ya. Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Forgotten Players In Nigerian Soccer by slimgene(m): 5:21pm On Mar 30, 2006
Forgotten Players in Nigerian Soccer?
The list is endless,
I remember,

Monday Odiaka
Jero Shakpore
Andrew Uwe
Uwem Ekarika
Peter Ogaba
Nosa Osadolor
Adeolu Adekola
Moses Kpakor
Etim Esin
Segun Fetuga
Chris Ohenhen
Ayo Oguntuase
Kayode Keshinro
Augustine Igbinabaro
Moses Kpakor
Shobayo(i think he plays for Stationery Stores)
John Okon
Friday Elahor
Tarila Okorowanta and the list goes on and on.

P.S. I met Abiodun Baruwa in a barbershop somewhere in East London. He told me he now plays for a conference league team(Dagenham & Redbridge FC)
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 11:17pm On Mar 29, 2006
Thanx son.
Most of these ketu/agege wannabes r fast encroaching. Imagine that slimy,dirrrrty roach spitting germs and tryna contaminate the whole zone.
Nairaland is getting infested. Menike,pls get me some insecticide so we can burn em roaches.
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by slimgene(m): 2:36pm On Mar 29, 2006
@spikelord,
They think u r Gay cos ur momma mentioned it to Jackal. She said. "My son loves a man's butt. I caught him several times digging his brother's butt with his penis".
Can u defend urself. Say the truth and shame the Devil.
Ain't u a gay?
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 2:30pm On Mar 29, 2006
@kulex2k1

U r just a filthy sonofabitch. Roaches like u die slow and i'm gon kick ur butt if u put me in ma FIGHT MODE. Who the Bleep are u and who do u represent?
Rap Battles / Re: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by slimgene(m): 1:22pm On Mar 28, 2006
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jackal is the best lyricist on NAIRALAND.
He took his tyme on this and the DELIVERY and RHYMES r just perfect.
G-unit has won this tie with elegance and grace.
G-unit on top!
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 11:15am On Mar 25, 2006
*************BELL RINGS***************
Slimgene has won this round and has moved to the next stage.
Theryman commited suicide due to slimgene's venom-laced lyrics.
Lets have the other rounds
Spikelord Vs IBB
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 3:51pm On Mar 24, 2006
It's started already. Slimgene vs. Theryman

I'll spit a racial slur,monkey sue me!
This shit is a horror flick
but the slimgene doesn't die in this movie.
You mess with me,gene,dawg,u gotta be kiddin'
That makes me believe u dont have an interest in living.
You think Nairaland's gonna feel the shit u say?
I have got a better chance joining the KKK.
or some real shit, though i like you
Thatz why i didnt wanna have to be the one u commit suicide to.
This guy keeps screamin,is he paranoid?
Quick,can someone get his ass anutha steroid.
Matter of fact,here's another ginsu
Go home,write some shit,make it more suspenseful
And dont come back here till something dope hits u.
Bleep it,u can take ur degree home with u
Looking like a cyclone hit u.




Theryman shld slang his reply,
I'm in a real FIGHT MODE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by slimgene(m): 1:04am On Mar 23, 2006
Kola,
Forget pie1ect, He is too blind to see the facts. To him, Arsenal can still win the Premiership!
What a Arrow?
Music/Radio / Re: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by slimgene(m): 1:02am On Mar 23, 2006
@ Theryman,
The difference between u and me is awesome cos while u r a cunt,i am the MAN. Getting a degree in languages does not make u intelligent or brilliant. It just tells me u r ignorant and u cannot read between the lines.
This is about rappin and free-styling. What has ur college degree gotta do with knowing who can rap better btw the 2 gods? Nairaland is getting congested with roaches and gay*ots like u.
S*ck ma bleeping dick,
U swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by slimgene(m): 2:15pm On Mar 22, 2006
I hope others will learn from mr reyes.
His small contribution here is awesome.
Keep it up son. For u, i am a gunner against Juve(both legs)
I hope nightrider and pie1ect(fake gunners) learn from this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by slimgene(m): 7:08pm On Mar 20, 2006
@ nightrider,
Get ur stinkin a$$ of the forum. U are the Gay and the fetish guy here. U started the donkey thingy so dont blame it on anyone.
We dont need heads like u in here. Everyone on this thread will be happy to miss u.
Stay off and find a gay site where u rightly belong.
Sports / Re: World's Most Entertaining Football Team by slimgene(m): 6:23pm On Mar 20, 2006
Ohhhhhhhh ma dayz.
I have always thought u were GAY.
Sports / Re: World's Most Entertaining Football Team by slimgene(m): 6:18pm On Mar 20, 2006
@ Akolawole
Dont tease nightrider. As u can see he is a cold-blooded animal. He is active during the day and passive when the sun sets.
Sports / Re: World's Most Entertaining Football Team by slimgene(m): 4:26pm On Mar 20, 2006
@ nightrider,
I think ur pick here is reasonable so why r u so unreasonable on the other thread? Ruud scores more than Henry. Why cantcha see that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: For Your Viewing Pleasure- R. V. Nistelrooy Vs T. Henry by slimgene(m): 4:16pm On Mar 20, 2006
I think we have a loco in the house. Where do u come from? Majority of ur facts r bollocks and do not hold water. Limit ur arguments to Ruud and Henry not confed cup or whatever.

What we r saying about Ruud is he has a better goal sense and he should. Henry has constituted himself as a jack-of-all-trade kinda of player. He is too selfish and busies himself with things that do not concern him. He is the only striker that plays corner-kicks in the premiership when he should be in the box to score it.

All Ruud thinks about is to put the ball in the net and he sometimes does classically. I hope u have not forgotten he took 6 players on in a maradona kinda trick against Fulham and he ran 3 defenders down @ Highbury to score a magical goal in the same year.

Frankly speaking, Saha is not benching Ruud. Fergie is moulding his confidence and wants him to play. U shld not forget this is a world cup year and Fergie wants to see all his players in Germany so dont get things twisted. Arsenal is the only place where a player is given a free role like Henry. This is the reason why arsenal loses when Henry does not play well/injured.

In Man Utd, no player is bigger than the team. That has been evident ever since. Just like the days of Cole,Yorke,Sheringham and Solksjaer. Any player can bench any other player. Thatz the way it is and the way it will forever be. Raul,Ronaldo,Larsson,Etoo sometimes sit on the bench. It does not mean they are not good.

I hope this helps ur beclouded senses and if it doesn't, then u better swallow a bottle of tylenol.

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