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AgricultureSEMINAR For Pigg Farmers (the Gap Between Commercial And Profitable Farming by Slimsaj(op): 4:13pm On Jan 30, 2022
So many pig farmers have been asking alot of questions and the most frequently asked questions are
-how do you make profits from piggery. This is because piggery despite its prolific nature has not been profitable to most farmers especially when on a large scale i.e commercial level. Because alot of farmers end up in losses not to talk of breaking even.

-Biosecurity. How to prevent Asf and other diseases.
How to survive an outbreak and still be profitable
How to recover from Asf and other disease outbreaks.

We have decided to answer all these questions uniformly i.e answering everybody on one platform through an online seminar titled
" THE GAP BETWEEN COMMERCIAL AND PROFITABLE PIG FARMING"
This will comprise the following

= Commercial and Profitable pig farming
- What is commercial pig farming, difference between commercial, traditional and subsistence pig farming.
- Profitable pig farming
- Breeding systems that ensure profitability in piggery
* Profitable pig feeding systems ( cheapest means of producing quality commercial feeds)
* Controlling and maintaining cost of production
* Most profitable marketing and sales systems that ensure profitability.
* book keeping to monitor the financial status and progress. I.e profits, losses and break even.

= Biosecurity for Commercial Pig Farmers
* understanding biosecurity on a large commercial standard
* Preventive biosecurity measures
* Surviving and managing ASF and other disease outbreaks
* Recovery after been hit by ASF and other disease outbreaks.

= Unification of Pig Farmers
* prospects of unified pig farmers
* creation or identification of pig farmers Union.

Date: 6th of February 2022

Drop your watsup numbers if interested
Call or WhatsApp +2349063842424

#3000 for registration
CrimeRe: "I Thought Policeman Who Shot Me Was Joking When He Cocked His Gun" - Victim by Slimsaj: 7:53am On Jan 23, 2022
You cannot wind down but you can decide to park and come down
CrimeRe: "I Thought Policeman Who Shot Me Was Joking When He Cocked His Gun" - Victim by Slimsaj: 7:51am On Jan 23, 2022
This story doesnt seem to add up
SportsRe: Guinea-Bissau 0:2 Nigeria In Pictures by Slimsaj: 5:55am On Jan 20, 2022
[quote author=francisisking post=109522592]Nothing to celebrate here... The country is in shambles and we are

What have youdone aboutthe situation of Nigeria. These wins have given Nigerians some Joy and hope
Do you know the last time Nigerians collectively celebrated something together not minding religious, political and tribal influence
Do you know the last people were Proud of Nigeria.
Abeg tell us what we should be doing oooo??
AgricultureRe: Pig Farming Consultancy And Mentorship Programme by Slimsaj(op): 11:48am On Jan 18, 2022
adekusibe10:
ur number
09063842424
EducationRe: Please How Do I Solve These Difficult Primary 4 QR Questions (pictures) by Slimsaj: 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2022
Psoul:
Follow this pattern
Answer number 2 in the first pic
FamilyRe: We Caught My 16-Year-Old Brother Smoking In His Room by Slimsaj: 12:52pm On Jan 10, 2022
Guest2008:
How Can I Help My Brother Out Of This Mess

Good afternoon nairalanders. As I'm typing this, my mum is not herself and she's been crying since morning because she caught my younger one smoking in his room..

He locked himself in the room for a very long time and my mum decided to go check on him. After a while, he sprayed his room and opened the door.

The room was filled with this hard drug smell, she called me and we decided to check the room even though he denied ever smoking.. We saw a light brown paper that he probably tears from, a nylon containing something like sand and a lighter behind the toilet seat. Despite all this, he still denied it claiming the smell is probably from the next compound.
My brother just clocked 16 and he's in SS2..

How can I advise and help him stop because I believe he was actually smoking even though he denied it?
[b][/b] the best thing you can do for him is to tell and show him all the advantages and disadvantages, reactions and repercussions etc then he is left to choose.
But from the way you sound you dont know anything about this so dont even try cause you will end up making it worse.
You need the help of a well experienced addict who has gotten his shit together.
Call 09063842424 to find one.
FamilyRe: Man Narrates How He Found Out Daughter Was Not His by Slimsaj: 9:32am On Dec 07, 2021
Robisky001:
How far about the hospital in Lekki phase1 that carry out discounted DNA offers? They never call results?
Omo dem threaten the guy life make him no open am. We no hear about the thing again o.
Car TalkRe: 7 Seater Keke Napep (tricycle) Designed In Nigeria by Slimsaj: 8:50am On Dec 07, 2021
Penguin2:
So that when trailer jam am as it usually does, instead we will be crying for losing 4 people, we will be crying for losing 7 people.

Abeg this one no follow!
Omo na wa ooo
This is the dumbest most backward reasoning of the year. You should be preparing for your Baboon d'or award
BusinessRe: Betting Made Easy ( Bet With Sense ) by Slimsaj: 12:38pm On Dec 02, 2021
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CelebritiesKAAKA WELL (shit In Peace) TORPEDOES by Slimsaj(op): 2:45pm On Nov 30, 2021
Recent news and occurances have raised a scare and paranoia amongst Nigerians where snakes have been found in some tiolet bowls which has also led to few casualties.
This is not a new thing, its usually common at these early stage of transition from the rainy season to the dry season because the heat in the soakaway increases and becomes unbearable to reptiles (snakes) and rodents hidding in tge chambers and pipes, this causes them to migrate to cooler conditions therefore picking the tiolet bowl as the coolest exit, habitat or hunting spot.
As this problem has been existant so is the solution. There is a very effective solution which has been combating these problems easily without having to break your chambers and pipes. These product has been resurrected and repacked as KAAKA WELL (SHIT IN PEACE) TORPEDOES.
KAAKA WELL TORPEDOES kill all reptiles and rodents from your toilet bowl, bathroom drains to your pipes then chambers then soakaway.
STOP SHITTING IN FEAR, WHEN YOU CAN JUST SHIT IN PEACE WITH KAAKA WELL.
ORDER YOUR KAAKA WELL ( shit in peace) TORPEDOES at [/b]#1500 each and [b]#15000 for 12(dozen)
07011826341
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BusinessKAAKA WELL (shit In Peace) TORPEDOES by Slimsaj(op): 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2021
Recent news and occurances have raised a scare and paranoia amongst Nigerians where snakes have been found in some tiolet bowls which has also led to few casualties.
This is not a new thing, its usually common at these early stage of transition from the rainy season to the dry season because the heat in the soakaway increases and becomes unbearable to reptiles (snakes) and rodents hidding in tge chambers and pipes, this causes them to migrate to cooler conditions therefore picking the tiolet bowl as the coolest exit, habitat or hunting spot.
As this problem has been existant so is the solution. There is a very effective solution which has been combating these problems easily without having to break your chambers and pipes. These product has been resurrected and repacked as KAAKA WELL (SHIT IN PEACE) TORPEDOES.
KAAKA WELL TORPEDOES kill all reptiles and rodents from your toilet bowl, bathroom drains to your pipes then chambers then soakaway.
STOP SHITTING IN FEAR, WHEN YOU CAN JUST SHIT IN PEACE WITH KAAKA WELL.
ORDER YOUR KAAKA WELL ( shit in peace) TORPEDOES at [/b]#1500 each and [b]#15000 for 12(dozen)
07011826341
kaakawell@gmail.com
Delivery Nationwide

FamilyRe: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by Slimsaj: 3:33pm On Nov 15, 2021
truthfulnigeria:
From experience; definitely this will hunt you in the future. No two ways about it.
The father did all these with a clean heart to entertain his well wishers and all... but people are watching; Your wife's siblings, the mother her family members all know the occasion was sponsored by the girls family. Whether you did the marriage rites yourself or not, nobody cares.
As it stands now, the respect you have in your home as a husband must drastically reduce whether you like it or not. Embrace reality! not all these comments here telling you there is no problem. Remember many years are coming, in few years to come what keeps you going as the real man of the house is actually the respect you have earned and there is none here. You should have insisted on your low budget quality wedding.
Now what's the solution?


[b][/b]forget about respect
Did you beg anybody for anything
Just take care of your family you have a long job at that ahead
Hustle tight ooo cos them go sti bill you
FamilyRe: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by Slimsaj: 3:27pm On Nov 15, 2021
E be like say you don suffer well well, that any gesture is suspicious... omo that wedding has been the parents dream right from time, he invited his goons so he cant fall his hand.
You will only have a problem if you start going to them for money and support, because somebody giving you money must have suggestions on how to spend it. Which makes them have a say in your marriage.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't collect money or support from them oo. Just flex whatever is given to you without conditions and obligations i.e only random grants.
Enjoy your life over cacu na run down
Abi what do you want to do about it??
RomanceRe: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Slimsaj: 8:42am On Nov 12, 2021
Mylordmygod1:
A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders.

Firstly, my greatest fear when it comes to things of this world is 'women', That's why i don't want to break a womans heart in a way that i will be the one to recieve the blame.

I've been in a relationship with my girl for about 3years now, and each time my mum or friends ask me if i'm gonna marry her, my answer is always a capital letter NO.

Now, my mum is warning me to better let her go since i don't have the interest of marrying her. But the hard part is that i'v been promising this girl that i will marry her even when i'm 100% sure i won't marry her, and i don't no how to go about ending the friendship now.

Recently, i've been picking offences for minor isues, getting angry with her for no reasons, trying to give her signal, but none seems to be working, and its now like my anger is her source of happiness these days.

I really want to end the friendship now, but i want the blame to be on her side and not mine, how can i go about it?

ADVICE ME WELL

Thanks.
Just get some competition for her either other girls or drugs
You can also hire my company to toast and bang her, so you can bust her for cheating
FamilyShould He Go Or Not, Whats The Worst That Could Happen If He Does Either?? by Slimsaj(op): 11:22am On Oct 23, 2021
I have this friend he spent most of his life schooling abroad, got back to Nigeria about a year ago. He then met this 33 year old Yoruba lady who wears a wedding ring but isnt married (she was almost married to the stage of printing and sharing iv before d tin cut). She got pregnant, (supposedly) by him, she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl who was miraculously AA cause both her parents are AS. His parents and other fractions even common sense imposed a no marriage order based on the genotype thing and besides ma nigga is not even thinking of marriage. Except that her Mum advised that if she gives birth to another child (taking the risk that the child could be SS) the guys parents might not have a choice than to just synchronize and they can have some more ground in negotiating a marriage deal.
Now to the question
This babes Mum now invited this guy to her mother's burial who died while she was at her Granddaughters omugor. Stating her reason that she has bp fluctuations. She doesnt want her daughter to bring another child without a father, that she doesnt want to go through such ordeal again.( I.e just to show him off).
SHOULD HE GO OR NOT?? AND WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IF HE DOES EITHER??
like maybe he could be jazzed or something
The burial is in a week...
AgricultureFeeding In Piggery by Slimsaj(op): 7:41am On Jun 26, 2021
Feeding is the most important factor that determines the profitability of any piggery venture as it constitutes over 75% of the cost of production of pigs.
Feeding is very important as it influences the quality and standard of your products either as meat for pork (great carcass value) or as farm inputs (great genetic abilities) either for new farmers or farmers who want upgrade the genetics of thier herds.
At Jemrag Farms when we decided to specialise in breeding pigs as farm inputs either for new farmers or farmers who want upgrade the genetics of thier herds. In other to achieve this we provide our pigs with professional breeding practices and quality feed to maintain and improve the genetic abilities of all our pigs which comes with the challenge of high cost of production which we have through experience, research and consultations devised some strategies to tame or minimise cost of feeding by getting ingredients at the cheapest rates possible.
The Major secret of maximising profit in piggery is being able to provide your pigs with quality feed at the cheapest rates possible. To achieve that you have to make your feed yourself to be able to control the quality and cost.
As it has been said " You dont feed to save, you feed to PROFIT"
In other to achieve this
* First you must know the nutritional requirements and metabolism of the pig. This will ensure that your feed comprises all the nutrients a pig needs at every given time.
*Second you have to know all the ingredients that provide these different nutrients and thier nutritional value. This will aid in knowing and finding substitutes around you for expensive ingredients to achieve the same results
* Thirdly, you must know the proportion and ration of all the nutrients that give different results at different stages i.e how much energy (ME) Kcal, Crude Protein(CP) etc is required for the formula for growers, finishers, lactating etc.
* You must know how to source for these ingredients at the cheapest rates possible. For example your can grow your own grains,
you can open mini mills around you in other to get offals,
you can buy at harvest time directly from the farmers cutting off all middle men etc.

Trial and error is more costly than cost of information to aviod ERROR AND FAILURE . As i always say EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER BUT CAN BE EXPENSIVE.

We are offering training on feed production where you can learn all this
# 15,000

We also have different formulas suitable for different stages and results. Can provide tailored formulas with the ingredients around you.
#5,000 each (discount for multiple )

We also have quality feed for sale
#4500 for 25kg

We also have Landrace, Large white and hybrids (piglets, Growers, Gilts, In-Pigs)

If Interested you Inbox or call
07011826341
AgricultureRe: Fresh And Very Healthy Piglets And Growers For Sale by Slimsaj(op): 12:21am On Apr 17, 2021
Very healthy breeding Growers will be perfect as fresh farm inputs

AgricultureRe: Hurry!!! Meat Processing Training On Whatsapp by Slimsaj: 12:02am On Apr 17, 2021
09063842424 hi
AgricultureRe: Pig Farming Consultancy And Mentorship Programme by Slimsaj(op): 11:47pm On Apr 16, 2021
amadasunfarm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C-MPxZ_ROs&t=52s
All Glory to God and Congratulations on how far you have gone on your project.
From the site, size and quality of your structure, also your speech I believe you have a huge and clear vision and objectives to be one of the biggest and standard pig farms. You are on the right track as you already have some of the most important factors of maximising profit in piggery which are large land and quality housing.
I attached a few pictures of my pen hope you get a few tips for your pen from them
I noticed the roof is quite high, I would advice you plant some trees around the pen as soon as possible to provide adequate shade for the pigs.
The number inputs you want to start with shows how big your dream is. Just a little scope into the dream of starting with 25. Do you know that if you start with 20 gilts and 4 boars of 7-8months old in a year you will have an average of 224 pigs.
That brings us to the most important factor which is quality feeding you have to be prepared to feed your large herd. Feeding constitutes about 80% of the cost of production. It's doable but you have to be prepared.
That brings us to strategies to employ in other to ease the stress and pressure of feeding such a large herd and also to start earning revenue. These are the marketing and sales strategies, with good and vibrant marketing you can select the ones with good breeding traits and sell off the remaining 80%.
The most important thing is you have to be prepared and you will need a mentor, we can together create a plan and execute it, exploiting all the various channels and strategies to break-even quick, maximise profits and grow as all "my experience will be your foundation".
You can visit our profile on Facebook Jemrag Farms for more pictures.

AgricultureRe: Pig Farming Consultancy And Mentorship Programme by Slimsaj(op): 1:18pm On Apr 16, 2021
adekusibe10:
ur number
07011826341

Wassup 09063842424
AgriculturePig Farming Consultancy And Mentorship Programme by Slimsaj(op): 12:29pm On Apr 16, 2021
Practical reasons why paid consultancy and mentorship from a professional who has achieved your desired results is necessary as trial and error can be very costly.
As it's known Experience is the best teacher but very costly. So why not learn from an experienced person. Let his experience be your foundation

• Your result will be the advanced version of his own. You don't get to make mistakes or omissions they made. You are expected to attain greater results.
• You gain knowledge it took years of pain, experience and resources to acquire in a short period of time. You have the right to ask any questions and get productive answers.
• You gain access to tested, trusted, working and accurate systems, styles which include record keeping I.e for accounting, medical, stock keeping etc. You learn managenment styles on how to keep your staff in check and attain maximum productivity etc
• Your mentor becomes accountable to you. It's not just about getting certain information from various groups and random people.
• Your testimony is his Success. His success is your foundation

Call 07011826341
Wassup 09063842424

AgricultureRe: Fresh And Very Healthy Piglets And Growers For Sale by Slimsaj(op): 12:13pm On Apr 16, 2021
More pictures

AgricultureFresh And Very Healthy Piglets And Growers For Sale by Slimsaj(op):
At Jemrag Farms we have pure Landrace, Large white and hybrids for sale
2- 4 months

7 - 11months about to cross

Pregnant Sows

Located at Masaka Nasarawa near Abuja
Call 07011826341
Wassup 09063842424

AgricultureRe: Power Tiller Needed Urgently In Abuja by Slimsaj(op): 9:10am On Feb 26, 2021
Where and how much and what specs please??
AgriculturePower Tiller Needed Urgently In Abuja by Slimsaj(op): 3:01pm On Feb 24, 2021
Please does anyone have or know where I can buy power tiller with all the attachments in Abuja??
AgricultureUrgent by Slimsaj(op): 8:45am On Dec 03, 2020
I need maize in Nasarawa
09063842424
AgricultureRe: Updated Price Of Grains And Location. by Slimsaj: 12:55am On Dec 03, 2020
shariff84:
Beans now 25k brown olonyo and drum.maize white 13k,yellow 14k,suya beans 17k5,millet 15k,sorghum 18k.paddy rice 14k.local rice 42k 100kg 32 painter.
Can you deliver maize 5ton to Nasarawa ??
AgricultureRe: Buying Agric Products In the North Made Easy by Slimsaj: 10:02am On Dec 02, 2020
I need maize in Nasarawa
AgricultureRe: Pig Farming Mentorship And Consultancy Program by Slimsaj(op): 7:07pm On Oct 12, 2020
First I need to know the current state of the farm and his intentions if he wants to develop the farm or keep using the old system or if he wants solutions to some problems. Then I can proffer advice, solutions to the problems, and also how to maximise profits etc...
AgriculturePig Farming Mentorship And Consultancy Program by Slimsaj(op): 10:14am On Oct 08, 2020
Practical reasons why paid consultancy and mentorship from a professional who has achieved your desired results is necessary
• Your result will be the advanced version of his own. You don't get to make mistakes or omissions they made. You are expected to attain greater results.
• You gain knowledge it took years of pain, experience and resources to acquire in a short period of time. You have the right to ask any questions and get productive answers.
• You gain access to tested, trusted, working and accurate systems, styles which include record keeping I.e for accounting, medical, stock keeping etc. You learn managenment styles on how to keep your staff in check and attain maximum productivity etc
• Your mentor becomes accountable to you. It's not just about getting certain information from various groups and random people.
• Your testimonial is his Success...

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