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FamilyRe: Help In Choosing A Suitable Gift by Slimsaj: 10:42am On Dec 29, 2022
And small thing buy am smart phone, if cannot then buy his favourite club jersey for him if his a soccer fan or just give am the bar
RomanceRe: I Can Never Date A Guy With This - Pictured by Slimsaj: 4:31pm On Nov 08, 2022
You must be a very young girl, in the next few years i guarantee that the story will change to " THE HANDSOMENESS OF A MAN IS IN HIS HEÀRT"
AgricultureRe: Agric Grant For Farmers by Slimsaj: 6:37pm On Sep 28, 2022
kingsaj@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: Okey Bakassi: I Will Vote Obi So Buhari, Tinubu, Atiku Won’t Need Going Abroad by Slimsaj: 2:09pm On Aug 03, 2022
Vote Nigeria 2023

PoliticsRe: What Do You Think Will Change In 5 Years Regardless Of Who Wins In 2023? by Slimsaj: 1:16pm On Aug 03, 2022
Nigeria's major problems cannot be solved by just a President and His Vice.

[b][/b]There must be an agreed COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS towards Positivity and Productivity (PATRIOTISM)

FamilyRe: My Girlfriend Wants Us To Wear Same Attire To Her Niece traditional marriage by Slimsaj: 10:54am On Jun 21, 2022
Oga wats d worst that can happenhuh
It could be dat she wants to flaunt you for her people.
Ask her wat role she wants you to play so you can really understand.
Then bill her for it.. cos na our profession to act as fiance and the billing ranges btw 150k-5m depending on the role you agree to.
Warn her not to cross the agreement if not you will cast her..
Watch wat you say how you reply to whining
"Our inlaw when are you coming to do introduction, you know shes not getting older""
U- "when the time comes, we are still knowing our sef thats y i came to know her more,"
Them- " but you can still present wine and cola so that we will know that you are there"
U- "we are forbidden to do such without a member of the family present
If (not when) the time comes we will prepare properly and come. GOD'S time is the best."
Dont be generous


Or you can just not go form busy
PoliticsRe: INEC: No Presidential Candidate Indicated Placeholder When Submitting Nomination by Slimsaj: 9:49pm On Jun 20, 2022
If INEC is making such decision, they should better stick to it, to further strengthen the confidence the people are trying in them...
BusinessRe: Someone Paid $19 Million Dollars To Eat Lunch With Warren Buffet by Slimsaj: 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2022
Value.
Be valuable
Hw much can someone pay to have lunch with you.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye: I Know A Name That Can Change Nigeria by Slimsaj: 9:07am On Jun 08, 2022
2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

Acion point from the spirit: "turn from their wicked ways"
CareerRe: Nairalanders My Ghetto Brother Wants A New Life by Slimsaj: 10:19pm On May 25, 2022
Emmyreal4:
Which f**King god??Godhuh

Please spare that trash
Frustration stinks around this comment, and out of the abundance of the heart the hand typeth...

Therefore i believe you are highly frustrated and depressed...
So therefore i expect only more frustrating reactions from you.
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off The Shopping He Did In Dubai (Photos, Video) by Slimsaj: 5:21am On May 20, 2022
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


I don't just Know why I don't like showing off and I hate attention too
Na until you have what to show off nah grin
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Endorses His Wife’s Bid For Imo-East Senatorial Seat by Slimsaj: 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2022
Kwanza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5081396081939129&id=10000206362P3600
Na aniniversary speech them turn to political ambition declaration.
From everything you have said we agree that shes an excellent wife and nothing more.
You have not mentioned any doings or professional qualifications...
Na Best Firstlady of century award and office, you 4 talk
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Ibiyeomie Gifts Houses To His Pastors by Slimsaj: 4:04pm On Apr 17, 2022
Winters23:
Business is booming grin

CEO (GO) sharing profits with executive directors (pastors) after screwing gullible customers (members).

As long as there's unlimited supply of idi0ts religious scam and ponzi scheme will keep booming.
U no go like learn work??.. make you share profits??
Christianity EtcRe: Ogun Preacher Dies During Sermon Against Ritualists by Slimsaj: 10:29am On Apr 06, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
It's called the ignorance cycle..they keep spreading the belief that there is an imaginary creature up there..how about you take control of yourself and think for yourself instead of taking what you were told..

Don't just believe what was written by men to control others..your parent made the mistake..I don't think you should take the same step..you are a different person entirely..
[b][/b]can you just respect yourself and keep your belief to yourself.
Just allow people believe What and Whom they want to believe.
Respect peoples beliefs
RomanceRe: Did You Finally Date That Girl That Was Forming Too Hard To Get? Did It Go Well? by Slimsaj: 10:23am On Mar 28, 2022
The only things that make a man chase after a woman these days are his ego( i must bang this one) or the value the lady has.

Advice to Ladies
If you want to form atleast have some value, So that even if when you are chased and bleeped, the guy will have pride that he chase better thing.
Not the one that he will now be vexing for wasting his time for rubbish nonsense which happens often.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Dele Momodu Obtains ₦40 Million PDP Presidential Form by Slimsaj: 2:32pm On Mar 26, 2022
Not totally wasted, can still cashout by been paid 100m with other juicy offers by Atiku or someone else to step down..
Car TalkRe: How Do I Press Charges Against A Bullion Van Who Damaged My Car. by Slimsaj: 1:58pm On Mar 26, 2022
After trailing them you should have gone to create an attention seeking scene at the gate demanding to speak to the head of security and further.

You can still try this
PoliticsRe: Glory Okolie Regains Freedom After 9 Months In Detention (Pix) by Slimsaj: 12:21pm On Mar 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I feel for the young lady..look how happy she is.. cry
The smile on the last picture says it all.. nothing like freedom..that joy of meeting your loved ones and the pain of leaving your prison friends behind.. cry

Glad she regained her freedom.. smiley
You seem to know more about this feelings than you are telling us. You sure say you no be x men grin
PoliticsRe: URGENT, Nigeria Needs You Here by Slimsaj(op): 2:49pm On Mar 22, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
You are speaking thoery.
Your class of people and reasoning are the people drawing Nigeria backward.

Imagine when President is travelling to UK for medical checkup and refuse to fix Nigerian hospitals and do checkup here

Same thing with education and Power supply.

Even security is nothing to write home about.

How do you expect the citizens to practice love in the midst of all these.

That's why we have ritual killings everywhere, agitations and several vices.
[b][/b]bro from the way you sound, you once believed in Nigeria but your believe has been killed and buried over and over agian then cremated and blown away by the Atlantic breesze.

How long do you want to wait for the government to change before effecting changes.
For instance use the covid grants, do you know some of these funds were and are actually been released, when it gets to the disbursers they give you offer for the grant or loan and you pay them 50% of the grant or loan upon approval i.e they give you 1.6, you give the connector 800k and still end up pay the initial 1.6 with whatever agreed interest. This act is perpetrated by the people cause everybody is looking for survival and not considering the effects those things have on the country.
These things have eaten into the ordinary citizens and it needs to be curbed so it doesn't enter my child's generation.
Have you heard about the photographer that billed principal 100 for school pictures, principal tells teacher 150 teacher tell class captain 200, class captain tell student 250, students tell mother 300, mother tell father 400.
As far as the father is concerned, in Nigeria a school picture cost 400.

Im just trying to do my bit to make Nigeria a BETTER PLACE for my child, i need you to do your bit so it can become byte then gigabytes then ahead ahead.

For now i just need little hope from you by liking the post and sharing. Thats all for now.
PoliticsRe: URGENT, Nigeria Needs You Here by Slimsaj(op): 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
Can you tell me how the citizens can hold government accountable.
[b][/b]

When the citizens are united to a common goal of holding the government accountable while in office there are constitutional procedures which can be used to keep the government accountable, like signining petitions to remove an inactive senator or rep by a certain population of voters amonsgt others.
Protest also is way, but we all know this is not encouraged in Nigeria as it can easily be sabotaged and turned to a massacre. Knowing this you cant keeping doing things the same way a expect different results, there are other ways to stage effective protests silently without losing lives.
Also reeclection or election of a politician should be as a reward of his real life changing achievements in previous office or as a patriotic citizen (if first time contesting).

All these and many more can only be possible with UNITY towards a particular goal or CONCEPTION born out of LOVE AND HOPE FOR THE COUNTRY.

You can research constitutional provisions for holding government official accountable. Those things and other freestyle modes can actually work, but only with LOVE HOPE UNITY.

WE CAN TAKE IT STEP BY STEP, START WITH LOVE AND HOPE...
PoliticsRe: URGENT, Nigeria Needs You Here by Slimsaj(op): 1:17pm On Mar 22, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
There is what is called "leading by example".
If the President is using Nigerian hospitals for example. All the ministers, senators and politicians will toll same line and this will make them do everything possible to fix the health sector.
If the President children are schooling in Nigerian schools. All the senators, governors and politicians will follow same route. This will make them fix the education system.

What we have are President, governors, politicians who don't have 100% believe in Nigeria. All what they are after is to steal public funds to buy mansions abroad after their tenor they will fly abroad.

Change begins with politicians then the citizens will fall inline.
[b][/b]those politicians before entering where once ordinary citizens who had these corruption and non challant attitudes. So when they got into office they continued displaying such attitudes.
But when you curb these attitudes from the grassroots and replace them with patriotic consciousness of making the country BETTER,you can be sure they will display patriotic consciousness towards positively affecting Nigeria.
Also its the patriotic responsibility of a citizen to protect the country from bad governments. When the patriotic consciousness is activated the citizens will find ways to hold the government accountable...
PoliticsRe: URGENT, Nigeria Needs You Here by Slimsaj(op): 10:54am On Mar 22, 2022
Rollsnjaguar:
If a particular tribe continue to kill another tribe for several decades and no one even the president is ready to find solutions to the crisis how do you expect those set of people to love Nigeria?

If Nigerian Army invade your community and burn down houses built by individual effort without government input and the government is not even addressing the problem yet they are still ready to kill and burn more houses. How will those set of people love Nigeria?

If your President is traveling to UK for treatment just because he NEVER wanted to fix Nigerian hospitals. How do you expect Nigerians to believe in Nigeria?

If President, senators, house of representatives governors and all politicians children continue to school abroad just because they are not willing to fix education in Nigeria. How do you want Nigerian children to love Nigeria.

The change begin with government not with the citizens.
The citizens are the ones that become the government, the Army you spoke about,
Restructure the mindset of these people and you have the solution to these problems you mentioned


Even if the mission to make Nigeria a BETTER PLACE takes a billion steps, its better to start the process now so you know atleast you have started the mission...
PoliticsURGENT, Nigeria Needs You Here by Slimsaj(op): 7:26am On Mar 22, 2022
Good day my fellow Nigerians, it is with a heavy heart filled with pain but searching for hope, that i address you all.
I was born in the 90s when Nigeria used to be hopeful, when corruption was still mostly at the top,
when we were told of all the natural, mineral and human resources our beloved Nigeria had deposited just to make life better for us all, knowing these alone made me fall inlove with Nigeria.
When we were told that we are the leaders of tomorrow,
When all you had to do was to get a degree and you have a job offer waiting for you, jobs were not for sale.
When we only heard about terrorism on international television,
When we fully migrated into democracy believing that the power had returned to the people.
Those were hopefull days.
I doubt a younger chap born in the 2000s has such hope in Nigeria.
Nigeria has become characterised by so much curses and hatred for the country by citizens, this is due to recent and current happenings in the country, whereby
Insecurity rocks every angle of the country, Terrorism banditry and kidnapping has become domesticated.
A time when corruption has also become domesticated to the extent that its fast becoming the norm.
A time when even the resources Nigeria has now harm the country's economy. Eg Crude oil in abundance but pms is scarce with subsidy issues and more expensive, food producing country with artificial hyperinflation and starvation
High level of poverty and suffering
A time when jobs are been sold, a time when the cost of living is very high and the standard of living is very low.
A time when the Niara has hit its weakest
Heavy debts and No functional sector

These current happenings have automatically led to lack of love for the country (Unpatriotism), therefore leading to deeper levels of corruption,oppression , insecurity and disloyalty to the Nation.
This Unpatriotism has weakened the souls of the citizens making them forget their responsibilities to the Nation (which is to defend the country from bad governance and building the country with the resources She has provided).

This Unpatriotism basically is as a result of lack of Hope due to recent happenings.

After analysing the problem, i recommend that love and hope are the first solutions to the problem of Nigeria.

It all starts with the consciousness, realisation and acceptance that you are Nigeria i.e "Everything YOU do affects Nigeria positively or negatively" (#ImNigeria)
Therefore if you have consciously decided to be patriotic then you will only do stuff to affect Nigeria positively.
We need to collectively accept and build this PATRIOTIC CONSCIOUSNESS.

Also your Patriotic consciousness and acts will build the hope for a better Nigeria. When others see your acts they will be encouraged that their compatriots are collectively working to make Nigeria a BETTER PLACE.

We need any and every single ray of Hope especially for the younger younger generation,

WE NEED TO STOP THE SPREAD OF THESE UNPATRIOTIC AND DIRTY BEHAVIOURs THAT ARE FAST BECOMING NORMS.
We need to kill such mindsets if not we will keep recycling the same things and getting worse.
These have to end with us, lets not infest the younger generation.

Please like and share this post if you are interested in building hope through love.

When this thread gets up to 300likes, then we will continue on ways to build patriotic consciousness, show patriotism and also build hope for a better Nigeria.

** If you dont do something who will
** Journey of a billion miles begins with a one step...
Now all you have to do is hit like and share

FamilyRe: Am I Spoiling My 7-year Old Son? by Slimsaj: 10:28am On Mar 09, 2022
You need to let him know that every action has repercussions.
If you dont want me to scold you then dont do these.
If you want me to scold you then do these.

Nobody should suggest how to be disciplined. Only left for you to use your eeko to find the best ways to discipline him.

Or is this a case of "your children Will do u 10x what you did to your parents"??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Roman Abramovich Puts Chelsea Up For Sale by Slimsaj: 9:52pm On Mar 02, 2022
The only lesson i see here seems to be that the state, decisions, glory, disaster of YOUR COUNTRY follows you everywhere you go. Your country name comes before your name.
No matter how you japa make sure your country is in a good state, that your country has credible and somwot sane leaders.
Not matter where you are, whether home or away think of how to make Niaja better.
Be the hope that Nigeria can be great again.
Whatever you do affects Nigeria positively or negatively... #ImNigeria
TravelRe: Video Of Stranded Nigerians, Africans At Ukraine/Poland Border by Slimsaj: 12:12pm On Feb 27, 2022
These things did not start today, these things have been happening almost everyday but nobody speaks out cos you're trying to show your people back home that all is well over there.


I think they can find a senior polish officer explain to him that its deportation you need and not as refugees.
Ask them to book full planes for you guys, even if the govt doesn't pay we will pay, im sure reputable bodies like brekete family and other Nigerians can contribute and pay.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Ukraine Distributing And Displaying Nigerian Flags For Safety by Slimsaj: 9:05am On Feb 27, 2022
ChiefSosa:
Countries like Bulgaria, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia, Albania, etc have been evacuating their citizens since last week. The citizens that have not been evacuated are being looked after, they're provided with shelter and basic necessities like food and fuel that would last them for months. How many has Buhari rescued? What necessity has he provided for the Nigerians there or even the Nigerians in Nigeria?

The citizens don't have to beg the Nigerian government to rescue them, it is basically the duty of the Nigerian government or any other country's government to look after the citizens. It is shameful to say that citizens of a country are begging the government to perform their basic duties, same duties they pay tax for. Abi did buhari not promise to protect the lives and properties of all Nigerians?
In addition, not all Nigerians that left Nigeria are trying to Japa. Some left for work, education, marriage, etc

Lmao, you make me laugh. What is there to be patriotic about? Tell me ONE thing you can brag of as a Nigerian. What aspect of the country's welfare/sector can you brag of, is it the messed up economic sector, the president that is always taking medical leave in ANOTHER country, the messed up security sector, the poverty, health sector, the devalued naira, or what exactly can you brag about as a Nigerian? I want to be patriotic, oya tell me ONE thing I should be patriotic about?
Modify:
I made this comment since yesterday, still yet you've not come up with one thing to brag about as a Nigerian. Smh!
Let me tell you what i have braged about Nigeria both home and away.
Nigeria is one of the countries in the world that has been blessed with all kinds of resources.
You should be ashamed as a Nigerian to be blessed with all these resources and still be messed up.
Do you know what foriegners ask when you complain about your country
"What have you guys done about it??"
Do you kniw that anything you do affects Nigeria positively or negatively??
Do you know Unpatriotism is the tool used by those messing this country up.
So now imagine the effect of this post to the younger generation??
We all need to restructure our minds first not throwing blames and curses..
TravelRe: Nigerians In Ukraine Distributing And Displaying Nigerian Flags For Safety by Slimsaj: 8:30am On Feb 27, 2022
ChiefSosa:
Firstly this is war time, not a time for lame jokes, and it's somewhat obvious you're angry cause you don't have the available means to leave Nigeria, so you're mad at those that are able to. Were you thinking buhari's 30k per month will take you out of Nigeria?
Secondly, those folks are displaying the flag as a means of identifying themselves as foreigners, and it should also be a slap to the face of the Nigerian government.
Why? Because we've been getting hints of this ongoing war for several months now; a sensible and proactive government would have made plans to evacuate its citizens in case of situations like this, after all it's their duty and that's why we have the Minister of foreign affairs. Other countries are already evacuating their citizens and even giving the citizens relief materials that will last for months. But it's obvious this present Nigerian government is useless, they have no tangible plans to evacuate, provide shelter or even relief materials for its citizens(Nigerians). Smh
Oga dont come and be insulting Nigeria here ooo. We all know that the Nigerian Government is messed up right now. You are talking of relief materials?? When there was covid did they share palliative or rather hid what was given to us for free. How do you expect them to hand relief materials.
You left Nigeria looking for greener pastures because you are wise and in side your wisdom you know that your government is messed up and will not do the needful.
Still inside that wisdom you did not know that you have to decide to either be ready to fight for your new found love, be ready to abandon your new found love and japa to greenest pastures, or go back to your vomit.
Dont lash out at these guys insulting or laughing at the people for holding the flag. Do you know how these people insult and dehumanize people once they cross the Atlantic ocean out of Nigeria?? Do you know most people hide their identities as Nigerians. Do you know the kind of posts they make here once they Japa??

Now this is a warning to everybody. Stop insulting Nigeria. You can insult those messing the country up and those allowing them to mess the country up.
We dont need all these stupid mentality you guys are spreading and teaching the new generation,
Spreading Unpatriotism.
You can see the way patriotic people are fighting for their beloveth Country
What have you done for Nigeria either home or abroad.
Let this be the motto for now
'I don complain tire, i don tire to complain'
Now its time to act to help Nigeria any way possible no matter how small.
Be the one Nigerian that gives another Nigerian hope that Nigeria can be great again.
PoliticsRe: Africa Needs Third World War More Than Every Other Continent. Adamu Garba by Slimsaj: 6:02pm On Feb 24, 2022
This guy thinks war is like covid 19 cashout audio casualty.. grin
;DOmo Niaja guys no need war atall
See comments
Guys no even want talk anyhow make putin see am vex angry grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: We Are Stranded - Nigerians Living In Ukraine Cry Out by Slimsaj: 5:56pm On Feb 24, 2022
tasalanoni:
grin Naija embassy told them to remain calm, law abiding and to report any suspicious behavior. They were also urged to go about their normal businesses without fear of molestation as the perpetrators will soon be brought to book.
Typical Nigerian lies have been exported to Ukraine.
Cant stop laughing at this grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
PropertiesRe: GLO Wants To Plant A MAST On My Land. What Are My Benefits And Its Hazards - by Slimsaj: 5:12pm On Feb 20, 2022
Sell the land 100m and move ahead, nothing concern you with health implications.
Ive seen a mast been shut down cause of complains from the nieghbour next door
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