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Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by SlimShawty(f): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
:oHmmm...Linda is in big trouble...if the Ghaoul possesses James,that is.It'd serve her right,though. Frank,I gotta say...u da bomb!!! U gat phenomenal talent.I mean ur story marvelled me...where did you get such talent from?Pass me some talent!!! There's love in sharing. |
Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by SlimShawty(f): 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
Nice one.Thumbs up |
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 2:52pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Afam4eva: Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri. |
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 2:49pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Afam4eva: |
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 11:47am On Oct 01, 2013 |
My friends and I caught a man wanking,too!!This happened about 5 years ago in Rumudara,Port Harcourt. Weirdest thing was,when we passed by and saw him,he just smirked at us and started moaning loudly,getting really intense with himself!We were like ... I saw him about a week later,and he tried talking to me.Mehhn I ran for my life oo,cuz the thing I saw was larger than life!! 4 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 11:45am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Lol...lemme think 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Annie Macaulay Idibia Flaunts Baby Bump by SlimShawty(f): 12:27pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
SEVEN children!!! Well dayummmmm |
Politics / Re: Obama Meets With President Jonathan In US (Pictures) by SlimShawty(f): 5:01pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
toothpaste:Don't mind the broke as$ dude. I've been reading this guy's posts and he's a completely deluded character. Cuz he's washing toilets in England...like,what's the biggie about England? 1 Like |
Education / Re: Covenant University Student Ordered To Kneel-down During Lecture (Picture) by SlimShawty(f): 3:42pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
homesteady: LOL! It does not only happen in private uni's oh! It happens in Government to Thanks a lot,bro!In my freshman year @ Unizik,a lady asked one of my male coursemates to kneel.And this happened in the admin general office.I almost cried for the poor dude. Even people caught talking during exams are asked to stand on the table too!It's no biggie. |
Politics / Re: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by SlimShawty(f): 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
R.I.P Mikey...so sad. |
Family / Re: World's Biggest Babies Ever Born by SlimShawty(f): 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
moreeni: Awwwwwwwww, the various passages will never remain the same again... |
Music/Radio / Re: NBC Bans Wizkid's 'The Matter' And Phyno's 'Man Of The Year by SlimShawty(f): 6:47pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
johnwizey: Both songs are TRASH @ least they're making money...what have u achieved in ur life? Sing ur own,make we see u 10 Likes |
Health / Re: 7 Reasons Not To Wear A Thong by SlimShawty(f): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2013 |
Thebrightest: pls accept Jesus into your life tomorrow may be too late. Ummm...have you heard of the religion section? 1 Like |
Education / Re: Photos From A Nairalander's Convocation by SlimShawty(f): 9:06am On Sep 14, 2013 |
joeydozzy: Chai, bebe I nwe weight *drops dead from hysterical laughter* 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ezinne Anyaoha, Miss Nigeria 2013 Releases Stunning New Photos by SlimShawty(f): 4:49pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
fckyourman: 1) She doesn't look 23 years old Miss Nigeria and MBGN are two different things,hater!! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 11:57am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Oludrex: What hole did this one crawl outta??Not everybody is as pathetic as you,y'now. Now crawl back to your hole,loner |
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Kamanda: @op ain't right...I'll notify you when I get back. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2013 |
Dey there dey yarn dust...I'm travelling 2 okrika TODAY to see my bf who works at the refinery...friday the 13th ke. Don't worry,I'll share the sweet money he gives me with you when I come back.Just send me your account details,and I'll show you just how lucky one can be on friday the 13th 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by SlimShawty(f): 3:24pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA: 1st of all,I never said 'ur bottom'That's ur doing,my guy. 2nd,all ur posts are the ramblings of a disturbed mind.'Mr pope this','mr pope that'...dude...he ain't on nl!!!! 3rd,u ain't making sense.Y should I reply u |
Religion / Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by SlimShawty(f): 2:49pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA: Ahn ahn...e never do The most pathetic thing is that u just getting only 1 like in all ur stupid posts...prolly from your other moniker or sumtin.I'm tempted to report u cuz u,my guy,are disobeying rule 11. And why are u calling on the pope as if he's an nl member? |
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Tattoos Son's Name On Her Hand (PICTURE) by SlimShawty(f): 12:18pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
chuqudy: Yobo's son has entered illuminati. See his hand sign. Dude...u need help |
Crime / Re: Nigerian In US Arrested For Making Terrorist Threats by SlimShawty(f): 11:56am On Sep 12, 2013 |
tunshe: If he has a Muslim name,this thread would have accounted for 20,000 views and over 50,000 comments.Dude,he ain't no terrorist.he's just a depressed guy who probably got suspended for no good reason(probably racism),and is just trying to vent his anger.Nothing incriminating was found on him. If it was a muslim,well,we all know how they are. PS:There's no bliss,whether momentary or endless,in islam. 3 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Phyno Vs Olamide..After Ghostmode: Who Has Fared Better? by SlimShawty(f): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2013 |
doc on air: JESUS needs you.drop all you have for HIM Annnnd what has that got to do with what the poster asked? |
Celebrities / Re: Love Oyedepo And Steve Ogah Wedding Picture by SlimShawty(f): 9:35pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
seyi360: . "Half loaf", not" half bread" Backyard professor |
Politics / Re: N600 Billion Census Budget Outrageous by SlimShawty(f): 9:53am On Sep 06, 2013 |
Kanwulia: JonaDunce can always borrow from world-Bank ke! Did I just read that Dude,u r pathetic. |
Politics / Re: ASUU Demands Will Cripple Govt – Maku by SlimShawty(f): 1:54pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
joshua idibia: #shaking my big head# is d govt nt already crippled?Spot on,bro. |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of I Go Dye's Son by SlimShawty(f): 1:43pm On Sep 05, 2013 |
This ain't his son...dude should have a paternity test. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Davido With Femi Otedola And Dangote At His Sister's Wedding In Miami by SlimShawty(f): 5:48am On Sep 03, 2013 |
MillionDollars: Wealth! Wealth!! Wealth!!! All vanity! END TIME TINZ Ur username is MillionDollars and u're saying wealth is vanity Guy,u r confused.U need to discover yourself. 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Demand For Padded Bras, Artificial Bums Rises by SlimShawty(f): 7:49pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
This post has been hidden. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Still Be Gay? by SlimShawty(f): 7:36pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
rigormortis: can you give birth and still be a virgin? Ask them o. Can u be alive and still have rigor mortis 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Still Be Gay? by SlimShawty(f): 7:18pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
All this long talk...the fact remains the fact.Why call urself a christian if u can't stick to the simple biblical rule that condemns homosexuality? 2 Likes |
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