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Afam4eva: That's the capital of masturbaation.

Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri.

Afam4eva: That's the capital of masturbaation.

My friends and I caught a man wanking,too!!This happened about 5 years ago in Rumudara,Port Harcourt.
Weirdest thing was,when we passed by and saw him,he just smirked at us and started moaning loudly,getting really intense with himself!We were like ...
I saw him about a week later,and he tried talking to me.Mehhn I ran for my life oo,cuz the thing I saw was larger than life!!

Lol...lemme think

SEVEN children!!! Well dayummmmm

toothpaste: Can you guys grow up? You call the Nigerian President a baboon yet you are Nigerian. Do you seriously believe you are British? Smh

Don't mind the broke as$ dude.
I've been reading this guy's posts and he's a completely deluded character.
Cuz he's washing toilets in England...like,what's the biggie about England?

homesteady: LOL! It does not only happen in private uni's oh! It happens in Government to
I remember in my 100L, one lecturer use to tell people to stand on the table in front of the whole class!

Thanks a lot,bro!In my freshman year @ Unizik,a lady asked one of my male coursemates to kneel.And this happened in the admin general office.I almost cried for the poor dude.
Even people caught talking during exams are asked to stand on the table too!It's no biggie.

R.I.P Mikey...so sad.

moreeni: Awwwwwwwww, the various passages will never remain the same again...

johnwizey: Both songs are TRASH

@ least they're making money...what have u achieved in ur life?
Sing ur own,make we see u

Thebrightest: pls accept Jesus into your life tomorrow may be too late.

Ummm...have you heard of the religion section?

joeydozzy: Chai, bebe I nwe weight

I wulu spoili you andi disintegrati you with my ego. Ego divinu m, Aku beke, oria na-eche mba
You isu veli belitiful

I am an importer, exporter, transporter, reporter, trequarter , helicopter. You can asku my boys from Onitsha main marketi

What you is say?.

*drops dead from hysterical laughter*

fckyourman: 1) She doesn't look 23 years old
2) How can she be the most beautiful girl in Nigeria ?
3) Like this post you will hear a sound try it.

Miss Nigeria and MBGN are two different things,hater!!

Oludrex: We all know u don't have any bf

What hole did this one crawl outta??Not everybody is as pathetic as you,y'now.
Now crawl back to your hole,loner

Kamanda: Hmmmmm, don't take it personal. But just incase @OP is right,let me be the first to say-RIP in advance.

@op ain't right...I'll notify you when I get back.

Dey there dey yarn dust...I'm travelling 2 okrika TODAY to see my bf who works at the refinery...friday the 13th ke.
Don't worry,I'll share the sweet money he gives me with you when I come back.Just send me your account details,and I'll show you just how lucky one can be on friday the 13th

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]SO JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REPLY TO MY QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAN MY POSTS?

THIS IS THE WAY OF THE CHRISTIAN. IF YOU HAVE NO ANSWER, SILENCE, THREATHEN, BULLY AND OPPRESS THE SEEKERS OF TRUTH.[/quote]1st of all,I never said 'ur bottom'That's ur doing,my guy.
2nd,all ur posts are the ramblings of a disturbed mind.'Mr pope this','mr pope that'...dude...he ain't on nl!!!!
3rd,u ain't making sense.Y should I reply u

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=28]MR. POPE, I OFFER YOU A KOLA NUT.[/size][/quote]Ahn ahn...e never do
The most pathetic thing is that u just getting only 1 like in all ur stupid posts...prolly from your other moniker or sumtin.I'm tempted to report u cuz u,my guy,are disobeying rule 11.
And why are u calling on the pope as if he's an nl member?

chuqudy: Yobo's son has entered illuminati. See his hand sign.

Dude...u need help

tunshe: If he has a Muslim name,this thread would have accounted for 20,000 views and over 50,000 comments.

Now that he is a Christian,no one is talking about Religion.

SMH for those who hate Islam and Muslims,you better embrace Islam to have an endless bliss.

Dude,he ain't no terrorist.he's just a depressed guy who probably got suspended for no good reason(probably racism),and is just trying to vent his anger.Nothing incriminating was found on him.
If it was a muslim,well,we all know how they are.
PS:There's no bliss,whether momentary or endless,in islam.

doc on air: JESUS needs you.drop all you have for HIM

Annnnd what has that got to do with what the poster asked?

seyi360: . "Half loaf", not" half bread"

Backyard professor

Kanwulia: JonaDunce can always borrow from world-Bank ke!
If I call tribe na, some ijjiots will call their MAMA-NAMAS 'a bigot'!
Na so dem dey behave.

600 billion to show in transportation and healthcare, who needs INEC?

Who gave a HUNGRY, BIA****** REFUGEE-CORPSE this office?

JONADUNCE of course!!!! The BIA****** QUARTER-BRED!!!!!

Did I just read that
Dude,u r pathetic.

joshua idibia: #shaking my big head# is d govt nt already crippled?

Spot on,bro.

This ain't his son...dude should have a paternity test.

MillionDollars: Wealth! Wealth!! Wealth!!! All vanity! END TIME TINZ

Ur username is MillionDollars and u're saying wealth is vanity
Guy,u r confused.U need to discover yourself.

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rigormortis: can you give birth and still be a virgin?

Ask them o.
Can u be alive and still have rigor mortis

All this long talk...the fact remains the fact.Why call urself a christian if u can't stick to the simple biblical rule that condemns homosexuality?