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Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by SlimShawty(f): 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2013
:oHmmm...Linda is in big trouble...if the Ghaoul possesses James,that is.It'd serve her right,though.
Frank,I gotta say...u da bomb!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
U gat phenomenal talent.I mean ur story marvelled me...where did you get such talent from?Pass me some talent!!!
There's love in sharing. smiley
Literature / Re: Secrets Of the gods by SlimShawty(f): 4:53pm On Oct 03, 2013
Nice one.Thumbs up
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 2:52pm On Oct 01, 2013
Afam4eva:
That's the capital of masturbaation.

Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri.
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 2:49pm On Oct 01, 2013
Afam4eva:
That's the capital of masturbaation.
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 11:47am On Oct 01, 2013
My friends and I caught a man wanking,too!!This happened about 5 years ago in Rumudara,Port Harcourt.
Weirdest thing was,when we passed by and saw him,he just smirked at us and started moaning loudly,getting really intense with himself!We were like shocked shocked...
I saw him about a week later,and he tried talking to me.Mehhn I ran for my life oo,cuz the thing I saw was larger than life!! grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: October 1 Special: What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Ever Seen In Nigeria??? by SlimShawty(f): 11:45am On Oct 01, 2013
Lol...lemme think

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Macaulay Idibia Flaunts Baby Bump by SlimShawty(f): 12:27pm On Sep 28, 2013
SEVEN children!!! Well dayummmmm
Politics / Re: Obama Meets With President Jonathan In US (Pictures) by SlimShawty(f): 5:01pm On Sep 24, 2013
toothpaste:


Can you guys grow up? You call the Nigerian President a baboon yet you are Nigerian. Do you seriously believe you are British? Smh
Don't mind the broke as$ dude.
I've been reading this guy's posts and he's a completely deluded character.
Cuz he's washing toilets in England...like,what's the biggie about England?

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Education / Re: Covenant University Student Ordered To Kneel-down During Lecture (Picture) by SlimShawty(f): 3:42pm On Sep 24, 2013
homesteady: LOL! It does not only happen in private uni's oh! It happens in Government to
I remember in my 100L, one lecturer use to tell people to stand on the table in front of the whole class!

Thanks a lot,bro!In my freshman year @ Unizik,a lady asked one of my male coursemates to kneel.And this happened in the admin general office.I almost cried for the poor dude.
Even people caught talking during exams are asked to stand on the table too!It's no biggie.
Politics / Re: Michael Anthony Who Saved A Baby From Fire, Dies by SlimShawty(f): 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2013
cry
R.I.P Mikey...so sad.
Family / Re: World's Biggest Babies Ever Born by SlimShawty(f): 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
moreeni: Awwwwwwwww, the various passages will never remain the same again...

grin
Music/Radio / Re: NBC Bans Wizkid's 'The Matter' And Phyno's 'Man Of The Year by SlimShawty(f): 6:47pm On Sep 17, 2013
johnwizey: Both songs are TRASH

@ least they're making money...what have u achieved in ur life?
Sing ur own,make we see u

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Health / Re: 7 Reasons Not To Wear A Thong by SlimShawty(f): 7:10pm On Sep 14, 2013
Thebrightest: pls accept Jesus into your life tomorrow may be too late.

Ummm...have you heard of the religion section? undecided

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Education / Re: Photos From A Nairalander's Convocation by SlimShawty(f): 9:06am On Sep 14, 2013
joeydozzy: Chai, bebe I nwe weight

I wulu spoili you andi disintegrati you with my ego. Ego divinu m, Aku beke, oria na-eche mba
You isu veli belitiful

I am an importer, exporter, transporter, reporter, trequarter , helicopter. You can asku my boys from Onitsha main marketi

What you is say?.smiley


*drops dead from hysterical laughter*

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Celebrities / Re: Ezinne Anyaoha, Miss Nigeria 2013 Releases Stunning New Photos by SlimShawty(f): 4:49pm On Sep 13, 2013
fckyourman: 1) She doesn't look 23 years old
2) How can she be the most beautiful girl in Nigeria ?
3) Like this post you will hear a sound try it.

Miss Nigeria and MBGN are two different things,hater!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 11:57am On Sep 13, 2013
tongue
Oludrex:
We all know u don't have any bf

What hole did this one crawl outta??Not everybody is as pathetic as you,y'now.
Now crawl back to your hole,loner
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 11:50am On Sep 13, 2013
Kamanda:


Hmmmmm, don't take it personal. But just incase @OP is right,let me be the first to say-RIP in advance. grin

@op ain't right...I'll notify you when I get back.
Nairaland / General / Re: Today Is Friday The 13th by SlimShawty(f): 9:25am On Sep 13, 2013
Dey there dey yarn dust...I'm travelling 2 okrika TODAY to see my bf who works at the refinery...friday the 13th ke.
Don't worry,I'll share the sweet money he gives me with you when I come back.Just send me your account details,and I'll show you just how lucky one can be on friday the 13th
tongue tongue cool cool cool

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Religion / Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by SlimShawty(f): 3:24pm On Sep 12, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:



SO JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REPLY TO MY QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAN MY POSTS?

THIS IS THE WAY OF THE CHRISTIAN. IF YOU HAVE NO ANSWER, SILENCE, THREATHEN, BULLY AND OPPRESS THE SEEKERS OF TRUTH.

1st of all,I never said 'ur bottom'That's ur doing,my guy.
2nd,all ur posts are the ramblings of a disturbed mind.'Mr pope this','mr pope that'...dude...he ain't on nl!!!!
3rd,u ain't making sense.Y should I reply u
Religion / Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by SlimShawty(f): 2:49pm On Sep 12, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=28]MR. POPE, I OFFER YOU A KOLA NUT.[/size]


Ahn ahn...e never do
The most pathetic thing is that u just getting only 1 like in all ur stupid posts...prolly from your other moniker or sumtin.I'm tempted to report u cuz u,my guy,are disobeying rule 11.
And why are u calling on the pope as if he's an nl member?
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Tattoos Son's Name On Her Hand (PICTURE) by SlimShawty(f): 12:18pm On Sep 12, 2013

chuqudy: Yobo's son has entered illuminati. See his hand sign.

Dude...u need help
Crime / Re: Nigerian In US Arrested For Making Terrorist Threats by SlimShawty(f): 11:56am On Sep 12, 2013
tunshe: If he has a Muslim name,this thread would have accounted for 20,000 views and over 50,000 comments.

Now that he is a Christian,no one is talking about Religion.

SMH for those who hate Islam and Muslims,you better embrace Islam to have an endless bliss.
Dude,he ain't no terrorist.he's just a depressed guy who probably got suspended for no good reason(probably racism),and is just trying to vent his anger.Nothing incriminating was found on him.
If it was a muslim,well,we all know how they are.
PS:There's no bliss,whether momentary or endless,in islam.

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Music/Radio / Re: Phyno Vs Olamide..After Ghostmode: Who Has Fared Better? by SlimShawty(f): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2013
doc on air: JESUS needs you.drop all you have for HIM



Annnnd what has that got to do with what the poster asked?
Celebrities / Re: Love Oyedepo And Steve Ogah Wedding Picture by SlimShawty(f): 9:35pm On Sep 06, 2013
seyi360: . "Half loaf", not" half bread"

Backyard professor angry
Politics / Re: N600 Billion Census Budget Outrageous by SlimShawty(f): 9:53am On Sep 06, 2013
Kanwulia: JonaDunce can always borrow from world-Bank ke!
If I call tribe na, some ijjiots will call their MAMA-NAMAS 'a bigot'!
Na so dem dey behave.

600 billion to show in transportation and healthcare, who needs INEC? grin

Who gave a HUNGRY, BIA****** REFUGEE-CORPSE this office? grin

JONADUNCE of course!!!! The BIA****** QUARTER-BRED!!!!! embarassed

Did I just read that
Dude,u r pathetic.
Politics / Re: ASUU Demands Will Cripple Govt – Maku by SlimShawty(f): 1:54pm On Sep 05, 2013
joshua idibia: #shaking my big head# is d govt nt already crippled?
Spot on,bro.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of I Go Dye's Son by SlimShawty(f): 1:43pm On Sep 05, 2013
tongue This ain't his son...dude should have a paternity test.grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido With Femi Otedola And Dangote At His Sister's Wedding In Miami by SlimShawty(f): 5:48am On Sep 03, 2013
MillionDollars: Wealth! Wealth!! Wealth!!! All vanity! END TIME TINZ


Ur username is MillionDollars and u're saying wealth is vanity
Guy,u r confused.U need to discover yourself.
grin

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Fashion / Re: Demand For Padded Bras, Artificial Bums Rises by SlimShawty(f): 7:49pm On Sep 02, 2013
This post has been hidden. tongue

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Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Still Be Gay? by SlimShawty(f): 7:36pm On Sep 02, 2013
tongue
rigormortis: can you give birth and still be a virgin?



Ask them o.
Can u be alive and still have rigor mortis

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Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Still Be Gay? by SlimShawty(f): 7:18pm On Sep 02, 2013
undecided All this long talk...the fact remains the fact.Why call urself a christian if u can't stick to the simple biblical rule that condemns homosexuality?

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