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Ilaje44: Young man, that young woman seems to like you.

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Remind me never to talk to any guy on nl again.

shymexx: Darn!! I got sucked into a troll-fest. But fvck it, I'm actually enjoying the banter and I believe others are enjoying it as well.

Let me tell you a story. I went to uni children of some utterly corrupt Nigerian politicians like your pops. They were like gods in naija but when they got here - they were peasants. Well, I showed them how to dress, speak English, smoke weed, talk to chics and what the UK life is about. And every time they get their ar.ses beat in the club, they used to ring me. I was their don and I'm still their don despite the fact that they've moved to naij. And I know when I touch down in naij, that will treat me like a king, if how they've been disturbing me is anything to go by. See why you need to worship me like they do? I'm a fvcking boss and I've always been - bow down to the boss!!

Anyway, don't get gassed, little girl.

I'm not gassed.Neither am I a little girl.
A few ummm...blokes can testify to that .

[quote author=Okija_juju]Shymexx? Na you be dis?[/quote]Mehn I'm so .This dude is usually so off point and annoying.
This side of him is cool though...Let's pray it remains constant

Who said Wale is 5"2?
Biko Wale is 5"10.
Btw he ain't that cute...I just fancy him because of his lyrics.

FOOD
Fried rice or Jollof rice: I'll go with fried rice.
Efo riro or Egusi:Abeg which 1 come be efo eriri again Egusi jorr
Pap or Custard:Custard(preferably Hollandia strawberry flavour...ohhhhh mama)*drops dead from custard induced orrrrgasm*
Moi-Moi or Akara:*scratches head* ummm... I can't choose.
Ewedu or Ila (okra):None
Semovita or Pounded yam:Pounded yam
Puff puff or buns:None.
Dodo or dun-dun: Dun dun!!
Kuli-Kuli or Chin-chin:Chin chin all tha way
Meatpie or sausage roll:Meatpie jare.
Palmwine or zobo:Pammy!!!!!!!!!!
Nkowbi or suya:Nnnnkwwwoooobiiiiiii jorrr
Ogbono or gbegiri:abeg wetin be gbegiri

CELEBRITIES
Omotola or Genevieve:Genny
Tiwa or Niyola:Tiwa
Banky w or Darey:Darey
Ini edo or Mercy Johnson:Merrcyyy!
Flavour or Iyanya:Iyanya jare!Flavour is a creepy nigguh!
Basket Mouth or AY:Basky all tha way
Tonto dike or Rita dominic:Nne lekwanu ajuju...Rita jare.
Burnaboy or Ice prince:They call me Buuuurrna!!! Boy!!!!...abeg Ice Prince's songs sound the same.Plus I and Burna both rep ph city.

Wizkid or Davido:Wizzy sha

PLACES AND RANDOM
City or village:Hian...ajuju of life.Bikokwa,even my granny hates the village
Abuja or Lagos:Port Harcourt
Ankara or lace:Ankara

By the time you hear this,I would have already spiralled up
I would never do nothin'
To let you cowards f*ckk my world up
If I was you,I would duck
Or get struck like lighting
Fighters,keep fighting
Put your lighters up,point 'em skywards,uh!!

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
And dreamed of paradise
Paradise
Paradise
Everytime she closed her eyes.

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
And the bullets catch in her teeth
Life goes on,it gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly.
Every tear,a waterfall
In the night,the stormy night she closed her eyes
In the night,the stormy night,away she flies...

[quote author=emöfine2]^^Beyonce - Summertime



Google it. That's what I did.

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see. . . .

. . . Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all[/quote]Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody.Loooove that song.

Ukuts gp: @pastor prosper. I wander if that name suit you. Let me tell you, stop wallowing and basking in d epheora of mammoth ignorance and asininity, And liberate ur mind from monumental delusion. Meanwhile let me maintain my state of equanimity and conviviality so that this thread will not be turned into verbal feud and celerous disputation. Pls state ur point without name calling. Thanks.

Lmaooo dude,you ended up saying NOTHING!

You remind me of my headmaster back in primary school...he had a propensity for useless formal words.The 'I wander' at the beginning spoilt the show,though

Pattey: Excuse you? Waka forward abeg

Make I waka backwards before?Na forward tinzzz dearie.Unlike some peeps here.






Oh,and I'm the one who liked your post.

rusher14: Not every one that shouts thief wishes to claim the loot for himself.

Yeah,but from their posts they seem really bitter about the whole ishh.If Adeboye or Oyedepo were to start sharing money now,they'd probably be the first in line to receive.

[quote author=pastor prosper ]Ukuts gp, when u were in school u were busy chasing girls, drinking beer and partying, while your mates were reading. Now the consequences of your foolishness has dawned on u, u are now llooking for a fellow like u to bail u out of your self imposed poverty. The instruction to help d poor was given to u as well as every xtain its we all who make d church[/quote]You're spot on,siree!!Tell 'em!
When the pastors of those churches were hustling,where were they,and their fathers?
Now they're waiting for distribution of wealth.
#smh

rusher14: And why would it be silly to let the world know the good deeds of the church?

Don't you think that might even provoke the spirit of the unbelievers to wanting to know this God that makes a stranger show kindness towards him/her?

How come we get to see flyers about vigil nights and symposia but when it comes to helping the needy the mute button is pressed.

In all honesty our churches do little to nothing to help the down-trodden.

Some people are using the number of flashy cars in the church premises to gauge the wealth of the congregation. That is simply laughable.

There are far too many people who make it to church with little or nothing in their pockets and they are simply believing that their breakthrough might come by sacrificing all.

On the other hand many a board of trustees of the church regard the purse as their personal piggy bank and prefer to splurge on flashy cars, airplanes and in some instances bling that would make P.Diddy and Chris Aire green with envy.

I'm happy the people are beginning to question the hierarchy of the church and how money is distributed.

You would still be the first to criticise if the pastors televise their charity works,saying that they're trying to get more 'customers'.
The thing is,whatever they do,y'all would still talk.So forget it.

wale81: Most of you supporting this motion of the church helping the "poor" have an entitlement mentality. Lets face it, the way some people talk, you will feel the church has to be giving them money for their upkeep, while they sit down and do nothing.
The bible says "IF you do not work, you do not eat!!". The church should help people out that are down, with a view to the person getting back on their feet so they do not become liabilities.
Most of these churches you are criticizing have welfare programs, and some of their pastors and co are paying school fees for loads of people you will never hear about, or publicized on TV.
Leave the church alone...and face your own! Like Ghandi said...."Be the change you want to see in the world!". When last did you feed a beggar?
Some people just do not feel comfortable seeing men of God or the church prosper while there are poor people around, and you need to know that even if I sell all my stuff in this world...the poor will still be amongst us.....and its not due to lack of the church not helping out....so face your own, and leave the church alone!

Spot on,bro!!On point!
I dunno why they get bitter when they see rich pastors.Is the government and its corrupt officials helping the poor?Are they(the complainants)helping the poor?(That's assuming they ain't poor themselves).Church this,church that.Hian!
Face your own and leave the church alone,people!

Pattey: Point of Order! You and your wife give to the needy thru the church, NOT Oyedepo using the church's money to cater to the needy instead of re-stocking his arsenal of diverse luxuries!

Annnnd who told ya he doesn't cater for the needy?Lol,whenever they mention Oyedepo or Winners' chapel,some peeps just want to kill themselves,smh.
Anyways,it'd be stupid and childish of him to go around televising his good deeds so that haters like y'all can be satisfied.That man helps the poor like no man's business.
Abeg try working towards stocking your own arsenal,instead of hatin' on those who've worked 32 years to achieve what they've achieved.

I know three teenagers(siblings) in my church who're orphaned.When their parents died,they were left with nothing.The members of the church took responsibility.
The eldest gained admission into Covenant University,under the sponsorship of the church.The two younger ones attend good schools here in ph,under the sponsorship of the church.Infact,you'd never believe that they're orphans.
Every quarter of the year,there's a samaritan week in my church.Clothes,shoes,foodstuff,and money are given to the poor and needy.Sometimes,collective units in the church take it upon themselves to start up businesses for those who lack capital to do so on their own.
And there's also the church bursary that comes up every year...infact the list is endless.
Not all pastors are wont to televise,or announce their charity works with gongs and loud trumpets.Some prefer to do it quietly.
And as for the church members...who told u they're suffering?Have you ever walked past a church compound and wondered if it's a car shop or if there's a car sale going on there?? I have.Lotsa times,trust me.
As far as I'm concerned,churches are trying,even more than the government.Shikenah.

The Gates .
Moonlight(I felt like killing someone when I found out).
Kyle XY(like wtf!!)
The Event(Jesus wept!)

Come o,did the mods hide my last post? ? Did I insult anyone or break any rules?

Na wa oo.

For my 'Normal' profile:Wale-Ambition ft Rick Ross and Meek Mill.
For my 'Loud' profile:Praiz-Rich and Famous
I even have a ringtone for my 'vibrate only' profile:Burna Boy-Celebrate.
Then the ringtone for my nokia phone is Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball.

[quote author=£10Billions]Some of them are now in hell if not all,no repentance after death.WOW! What can we say,may their soul rest where it deserved.[/quote]Oh really?And I guess you'll be going straight to heaven if you die right now,eh

RIP brothers,justice will be meted out on your killers.

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[quote author=Appliedmaths.]@op it's obvious you're in support of ASUU. I'm sure those pictures were taken from one yeye state university. Come to UNIBEN it's far more better than that nonsense joor!. Those pictures look like it's taken from just one point.[/quote]Thanks!!

@ op,u just uploaded pics of the worst parts of those schools.I've been to UNN,it's a nice,clean school.
Try and be honest.Only about 2% of those campuses are like that.
It's just like posting pics of Ajegunle and telling us that that's what Nigeria looks like.

debetmx: These people from that part of Nigeria are just tactless, because you wake your fathers with a kick to their groins you come on a public forum to call another person's father irresponsible. Tomorrow you will go to the roof -tops to complain how people don't like your people. How you were able to call someone in distress is irresponsible is beyond me.

Illiteracy at it's peak.How does one misguided person represent a whole tribe consisting of millions of people??I agree,she's very stupid and tactless.But that doesn't mean every other person from 'that part of the country' is like that.
Or should I conclude that all members of your tribe have small brains like you?(using your logic,that is)
#smh for some peepz tho