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Literature / Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by SlimShawty(f): 7:51am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Nice story you've got here.Not really into love stories,but you've got a way with words I like.Witty Like Tonye's character. Rukky's too. Oh,and ermm,Kalabari is Ijaw - language,culture,every every . I basically live among them and have lots of them as friends. You should've just left it at, 'are you from Rivers or Bayelsa state?' Once again,nice story |
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo Smoking Torch-Size Weed (PHOTO) by SlimShawty(f): 10:39pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Ilaje44:. Remind me never to talk to any guy on nl again. |
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo Smoking Torch-Size Weed (PHOTO) by SlimShawty(f): 7:53pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
shymexx: I'm not gassed.Neither am I a little girl. A few ummm...blokes can testify to that . |
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo Smoking Torch-Size Weed (PHOTO) by SlimShawty(f): 4:51pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Okija_juju:Mehn I'm so .This dude is usually so off point and annoying. This side of him is cool though...Let's pray it remains constant |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Cant All Yoruba Guys Just Look Like Wale! by SlimShawty(f): 6:47am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Who said Wale is 5"2? Biko Wale is 5"10. Btw he ain't that cute...I just fancy him because of his lyrics. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Or That Tag by SlimShawty(f): 10:34pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
FOOD Fried rice or Jollof rice: I'll go with fried rice. Efo riro or Egusi:Abeg which 1 come be efo eriri again Egusi jorr Pap or Custard:Custard(preferably Hollandia strawberry flavour...ohhhhh mama)*drops dead from custard induced orrrrgasm* Moi-Moi or Akara:*scratches head* ummm... I can't choose. Ewedu or Ila (okra):None Semovita or Pounded yam:Pounded yam Puff puff or buns:None. Dodo or dun-dun: Dun dun!! Kuli-Kuli or Chin-chin:Chin chin all tha way Meatpie or sausage roll:Meatpie jare. Palmwine or zobo:Pammy!!!!!!!!!! Nkowbi or suya:Nnnnkwwwoooobiiiiiii jorrr Ogbono or gbegiri:abeg wetin be gbegiri CELEBRITIES Omotola or Genevieve:Genny Tiwa or Niyola:Tiwa Banky w or Darey:Darey Ini edo or Mercy Johnson:Merrcyyy! Flavour or Iyanya:Iyanya jare!Flavour is a creepy nigguh! Basket Mouth or AY:Basky all tha way Tonto dike or Rita dominic:Nne lekwanu ajuju...Rita jare. Burnaboy or Ice prince:They call me Buuuurrna!!! Boy!!!!...abeg Ice Prince's songs sound the same.Plus I and Burna both rep ph city. Wizkid or Davido:Wizzy sha PLACES AND RANDOM City or village:Hian...ajuju of life.Bikokwa,even my granny hates the village Abuja or Lagos:Port Harcourt Ankara or lace:Ankara 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by SlimShawty(f): 6:49pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
By the time you hear this,I would have already spiralled up I would never do nothin' To let you cowards f*ckk my world up If I was you,I would duck Or get struck like lighting Fighters,keep fighting Put your lighters up,point 'em skywards,uh!! 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by SlimShawty(f): 6:10pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
When she was just a girl She expected the world But it flew away from her reach So she ran away in her sleep And dreamed of paradise Paradise Paradise Everytime she closed her eyes. When she was just a girl She expected the world But it flew away from her reach And the bullets catch in her teeth Life goes on,it gets so heavy The wheel breaks the butterfly. Every tear,a waterfall In the night,the stormy night she closed her eyes In the night,the stormy night,away she flies... 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by SlimShawty(f): 6:01pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
emöfine2: ^^Beyonce - Summertime Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody.Loooove that song. |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 7:16pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Ukuts gp: @pastor prosper. I wander if that name suit you. Let me tell you, stop wallowing and basking in d epheora of mammoth ignorance and asininity, And liberate ur mind from monumental delusion. Meanwhile let me maintain my state of equanimity and conviviality so that this thread will not be turned into verbal feud and celerous disputation. Pls state ur point without name calling. Thanks. Lmaooo dude,you ended up saying NOTHING! You remind me of my headmaster back in primary school...he had a propensity for useless formal words.The 'I wander' at the beginning spoilt the show,though 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Pattey:Make I waka backwards before?Na forward tinzzz dearie.Unlike some peeps here. Oh,and I'm the one who liked your post. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 6:22pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
rusher14: Yeah,but from their posts they seem really bitter about the whole ishh.If Adeboye or Oyedepo were to start sharing money now,they'd probably be the first in line to receive. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 6:05pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
pastor prosper : You're spot on,siree!!Tell 'em! When the pastors of those churches were hustling,where were they,and their fathers? Now they're waiting for distribution of wealth. #smh 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 6:01pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
rusher14: You would still be the first to criticise if the pastors televise their charity works,saying that they're trying to get more 'customers'. The thing is,whatever they do,y'all would still talk.So forget it. |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 5:24pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
wale81: Most of you supporting this motion of the church helping the "poor" have an entitlement mentality. Lets face it, the way some people talk, you will feel the church has to be giving them money for their upkeep, while they sit down and do nothing. Spot on,bro!!On point! I dunno why they get bitter when they see rich pastors.Is the government and its corrupt officials helping the poor?Are they(the complainants)helping the poor?(That's assuming they ain't poor themselves).Church this,church that.Hian! Face your own and leave the church alone,people! 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 5:03pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Pattey: Annnnd who told ya he doesn't cater for the needy?Lol,whenever they mention Oyedepo or Winners' chapel,some peeps just want to kill themselves,smh. Anyways,it'd be stupid and childish of him to go around televising his good deeds so that haters like y'all can be satisfied.That man helps the poor like no man's business. Abeg try working towards stocking your own arsenal,instead of hatin' on those who've worked 32 years to achieve what they've achieved. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by SlimShawty(f): 4:09pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
I know three teenagers(siblings) in my church who're orphaned.When their parents died,they were left with nothing.The members of the church took responsibility. The eldest gained admission into Covenant University,under the sponsorship of the church.The two younger ones attend good schools here in ph,under the sponsorship of the church.Infact,you'd never believe that they're orphans. Every quarter of the year,there's a samaritan week in my church.Clothes,shoes,foodstuff,and money are given to the poor and needy.Sometimes,collective units in the church take it upon themselves to start up businesses for those who lack capital to do so on their own. And there's also the church bursary that comes up every year...infact the list is endless. Not all pastors are wont to televise,or announce their charity works with gongs and loud trumpets.Some prefer to do it quietly. And as for the church members...who told u they're suffering?Have you ever walked past a church compound and wondered if it's a car shop or if there's a car sale going on there?? I have.Lotsa times,trust me. As far as I'm concerned,churches are trying,even more than the government.Shikenah. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by SlimShawty(f): 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
The Gates . Moonlight(I felt like killing someone when I found out). Kyle XY(like wtf!!) The Event(Jesus wept!) 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Picture Of Abiola, Tukur And Yaradua Back In The Days by SlimShawty(f): 6:43am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Come o,did the mods hide my last post? ? Did I insult anyone or break any rules? Na wa oo. |
Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by SlimShawty(f): 3:10pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
For my 'Normal' profile:Wale-Ambition ft Rick Ross and Meek Mill. For my 'Loud' profile:Praiz-Rich and Famous I even have a ringtone for my 'vibrate only' profile:Burna Boy-Celebrate. Then the ringtone for my nokia phone is Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: In Memory Of The Aluu Four Boys by SlimShawty(f): 11:51am On Oct 05, 2013 |
£10Billions: Oh really?And I guess you'll be going straight to heaven if you die right now,eh RIP brothers,justice will be meted out on your killers. |
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Education / Re: The Deplorable State Of Infrastructure In Nigerian Universities (Photos) by SlimShawty(f): 9:28pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
Appliedmaths.: Thanks!! 1 Like |
Education / Re: The Deplorable State Of Infrastructure In Nigerian Universities (Photos) by SlimShawty(f): 9:26pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
@ op,u just uploaded pics of the worst parts of those schools.I've been to UNN,it's a nice,clean school. Try and be honest.Only about 2% of those campuses are like that. It's just like posting pics of Ajegunle and telling us that that's what Nigeria looks like. 5 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: John Akinsoji who got Missing,Around Ikosi-ketu,Lagos was found in Ijebu Mushin! by SlimShawty(f): 9:14pm On Oct 03, 2013 |
debetmx: Illiteracy at it's peak.How does one misguided person represent a whole tribe consisting of millions of people??I agree,she's very stupid and tactless.But that doesn't mean every other person from 'that part of the country' is like that. Or should I conclude that all members of your tribe have small brains like you?(using your logic,that is) #smh for some peepz tho 1 Like |
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