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tkb417:
is this another ailment in your ranks?

dont have your time now.

you've been waiting for shady and fif, ain’t no duplicating it baby,

oh how much so i have. Em belongs in a padded room for real. he's demented.

For those looking for another GRODT please take jigga's advie:

N***z want my old shit buy my old album.

tkb417:
lol, see this man
we were under par when we beat u at OT, we were under par b4 the game against Chelsea and yeah we did enuff to draw the game but the REF decided to punish us.

we are under par and we are level on points with your team
are u not afraid?

F**in hell, when will you Men United start acting like men. jeez take your beating like a man and shut d eff up!!! Afraid of who? maybe u havent noticed, they are not giving you 6 mins extra time anymore. Hug transformer!!! 

Ok, wtf is all dis furore about hand balls and shit. Jus read arsebloger now and some morons had the audacity to be linking that shit with Arsenal. Are there people really that stupid?! . This guy(arseblogger) doesnt even give a f**k and he's irish!!!!

Ok, so Henry f**ked em up, they can pull their belts and hang themselves, matter of fact they can pull out their straps and bang themselves, here's 50cents for a bullet, idiots!!!

Well i didnt see it too.  

Tkb u mean dis under par man u title pretenders wil come to emirates and get a draw?!!!

DK, you've only come to see Eboueeeeeee!!!!

See as my boiz jus dey score anywhere and everywhere!!!

Sad to see Assassin didnt make it to the world cup , anyways he's not one of those useless confidence players who cant play ball except they are recieving hugs from everybody. Throuhg n through professional that one!!!

Lets go boys, 'ttenhut!!!!! There's some heavy precious metal that needs lifting!!!!!

dont make me take it to the zenith.

DK, i know Assassin still gives you nightmares, sorry ehn, d donkey don get belle, placenta on its way. Hang in dere sogbo?

edoyad:
If only someone could come up with donkey placenta treatment so we could help massage dayo's head to see if his brain would heal further

Now this is nasty!!!


Something for the 'heads' in here: Now we are stockpiling injuries in our armoury like its the arsenal needed for the cold wars of the winter football. . . damn!!!

Seriously though, injuries is a real b**ch. Notwithstanding the blistering form of VP before the break will anyone have been breaking a sweat if we had to put pre-injury Eduardo into that mix. Infact I dare say he was a lot hawter than VP at the time.

We do have like for like players coming in to fit slots though so this aint too much of a bother. Though you cant argue away the fact that saturday's match will generally be seen as an answer to one question: how does arsenal fare without van persie?

bgees:
i hope we can get lucky in the transfer window.

ynwa!!

And here is the main problem of the scousers. Trial and error during transfers. Ya'll keep going like dis ya'll are done for. No shitting ya!!

Okay this sh*t is getting effed up!! wtf!!!!

Wenger stop feeding this kids noodles and prawns let them take some akpu, eba, tuwo, iyan, abula things that are quite proven to give added strength to Nigerian *cough* U-17s.

Dear God and i pray well oh, ok now i join fasting to the thing. Relax people no more injuries, Baba God don seal am!!!

duduspace:
Van Persie is expected to fly out to Belgrade on Tuesday, with the backing of manager Arsene Wenger, to seek the services of Mariana Kovacevic - who has a reputation for drastically speeding up the recovery times of those she treats.

Lazovic, now of PSV, visited the housewife last month after suffering a hamstring injury that was expected to rule him out for five weeks. But after having the placenta fluid rubbed into the affected area, the Serbian striker returned to action after just one week out.

Ok dis shit is beginning to sound, sorry smell too fishy for me. We all know where hamstring dey occur, and dis woman na desperate housewife, i no gree.   

Thankfully VP injury na for ankle waaaay below the equator. On the other hand maybe we send Bendtner to her, na groin him get!!! 


@ Gekko what we are saying is not a laughing matter oh. We are africans and we must take respecting our elders seriously, haba!!! all these boys wey dem neva born when DK dey do HSc for Baptist boys high school circa 1974 come dey disgrace people up and down.

v3nom4eva:
Lol. . .
Walcott against loserpool ?? Total Disrespect!!

Ha i been done forget that one, he was actually thinking he was some kinding of Moses in that one. Jus parting the red sea anyhow!!! Wengeeeerrrrrrrr!!! 

v3nom4eva:
@folly
After the match, Fletcher walked up to Ramsey and said "Boy,u go need teach me dat skill" and Ramsey said "No. . na my "disrespect" signature move b dat"

Actually V3 e be like say na wide screen TV with surround sound u dey use. For my 14 inch TV i think what Rambo replied him was : Agbaya!!! 

Funny i was mentioning Trappatoni( though i'm not sure dis is possible) to my friends the other day when we qualified and france went one up on them. Like the FBS said, what we need now is a technically sound coach but one more very important ingredient is a motivational coach for whom the chosen players would want to give their all.

whoever said BISD was a dud!!! take ur ear plugs off and listen!!! welcome back Fiff!!!

Ed!!!!! omo you go wound person!!! lwkmdfh!!!!

No be me oh. This thing is wenger's fault. He doesnt teach this kids moral education, they have no respect for their elders. I can very well remember young fab doing the dirty on madrid and juventus the other day. Last season all those alaileko small pikin com disgrace premiership wigan for CC!!

Wenger had better call this boys to order. How can Rambo be signing sack letter for a whole coach. The same way Theo was signing old man maldini's paper for champs league. The disrespect is killing me!!

edoyad:

The boy is not yet a first team starter but He's already causing havoc. Lady and Gentle men, Aaron Ramsey just claimed his first victim, George Burley just lost his job

ha ha ha!! After showing Sharon that he needs to upgrade his lawn mower, he goes and does this to George?!! WTF!!!! 

That kid is too ill, somebody call pediatrics before he overdoses on excellence!!!! 

Ritchie the matter is this. If a coach cannot identify the strengths of a player and is not technically sound enough to use those strengths then it really doesnt matter how good the form of the player is at that time his performance in that match will be nowt.

There is a reason ManU caved in int he finals and it had nothing to do wit their form, they were well and good at the time. It is generally agreed that Fergie got his tactics wrong on the night. Though player's form like that of Ronaldo meant he was stand out in the ManU crowd but what could he have done alone.

Van Persie might have been the hottest property at Emirate before the break but it sure wasnt because we were hoofing balls up to him, neither did Cesc's PFA player of the month and 8 goals come from playing 4-4-2 that requires he defends more than he attacks.

If the coach gets his work tight be it motivational, tactics, discipline. . . . well the result is, say it with me now. . . the player's FORM!!!

^^^ aight folks lets be done with the injury already. he's already rubbing it with placenta, science these days sef!!  

We still have one more night of hearts innmouth though, Arshavin goes up against Slovenia and dem French boys square up to the Oirish!!

Dear God, forgive the mumus dat rejoiced that Diaby was injured, I know You bin dey punish dem with Van Pepper injury. Abeg no vex ehn, we no go dey happy if our player injure again as you must have seen now from Your majestic throne above as Ras been wan kolobi Debosky if no be for Dudu, Ed and Kay wey pour am cold water. Muki for don close our thread today  

We need everybody fit, there are some very heavy precious metal that needs lifting.  

muki wetin u see oh!!

Well ritchie not to butt in ur argument but Mourinho did win the UCL with Porto and took down some big boys on his way there. That does count for something.

^^^Jus kidding man, jus kidding. F**k international breaks. Although this one was quite eventful mostly for the wrong reasons with VP n all that. But then Nigeria gets to go to the world cup. What can i say, ehn, what can i say?!!

Back to to the last claro nown ehn?!!

duduspace:
Yes o, testimonies abound. women get orgasmic when our lads stroke the ball, honestly one of them confessed to a psychiatrist friend of mine.

Hold up man, i coulda sworn it was the other way round. Guys are meant to get orgasmic when ladies stroke the balls, or ball. . . or. . . balls, wtf, u know wat i mean!!

Sh*t dis early evening poli is bad for me!!

Truth is there is hardly any youngster that does not want to play at Arsenal. Plus it is well known we do know how to spot them. even before the media starts creaming themselves about the Swiss boys who won the U-17 we had already spotted some of them. And one has been on our books since summer.

well pundits also said we shld triple that togolese's goats salary, after 4 goals, 1 goals gainst arsenal, challenging usain bolt wats next, e don finish. Visit Man shitty thread and see how they have started cussing him out
pundits said liverpool will win the league by janaury
pundits said arsenl will struggle mid table
pundits said arsene wenger should buy palacios
pindis said, good lord, pundits are real stupid.

Arsenal games is based on possession what do we need from a player that cant get it for us. insaed just gives away fouls all the time. what we needed was  aplayer to make tackles, win the ball and give it to the midfielders and attackers to do thing that has been giving ya'll nightmare. 3 goals average per season. well we scouetd narrow and near guess what, we found one, Alexander Song Billong!!!!

Eff ya'lll!!!

@tkb i'm very sure i said right now!!! compare their performance over the same 12 games please.

@Sauron who was cesc when bla bla bla. Who was fletcher last sunday!!! 2004 lohun lohun, while Cesc has gone on to be getting nominated for world footballer of the year. Fletcher quite older than Cesc is trying to become a pseudo-gattusso, keep deceiving yourself!!!

Abeg free DK from this matter. we are talking world cup quality here u are calling cosafa cup!!

Again fletcher had been consistently fouling for no reason. he wasnt even breaking advantageous chelsea play. he was jsut foulgin for the heck of it. throwing in heavy footed challenges at chelsea's right back positions. which kind of footballer does dat. funnily he never gets carded. The ref was always going to make that call, he went in heavy, no card alrite, but it was a dumb challenge of which he didnt even win the ball. what the point of tackling when you cant reverse possession. That is an ability Fletcher very much lacks and in my opinion will not be getting any time soon.

tkb417:
Slimshay
are u saying verma is better than Vidic?

pls clarify

Right now, he's not just better, he shits on him!!! Forget last season Vidic since the embarrasment at OT he's not been the same. QED!!! lets not even get started on Ferdinand

Sauron, Darren 'Lawn mower' Fletcher is only in the man U team to foul people. I cant count the number of scummies that have boasted abt this. Guess what after repeatedly fouling all over the pitch on sunday he finally daftly gives away the one right in front of the penalty box that leads to the goal. How very 'reasonabale'.

Please produce those facts and figures because right here on dis Nl i posted chalkboard to show how Diaby, the much abused Diaby was shitting on Fletchers performance game in game out. there was a particular game fletcher made only 2 succesful tackles. 2!!!! and sauron wants to be hailing him. 2 tackles.

~Sauron~:
Giggs n Rooney raped your defence before Nani and Berbatov completed the gang-raping.
Vermaelen couldn't stop Shawn Wright Phillips.

sauron stop eating coconet shells its not good for your reasoning.
I repeat Giggs was nowhere to be found. 22 yr old Alexander Song Billong was busy boying him around in midfield.
Rooney was a fookin pedestrian before almunia 'took me legs froom me'. The same Nani and Berbatov that cldnt register a decent shot after coming in to face a non-spirited arsenal side?

~Sauron~:
Gallas was your best defender last season and he wouldn't start at Man Utd.
Vermaelen is your best defender this season but in a Champions League final with Rio and Vidic fit, Verma will stay on the bench wrapping a blanket around his thighs.

maybe u need to know what's happening all over the world. your local championship on nairaland is bothering you. http://community.manutd.com/forums/p/80925/740938.aspx notice how many scummies bleeped vidic over from his position because they just had to put in the verminator in there!!