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LORD HAVE PERSIE!!!! :O :O :O :O Happy 125th anniversary soldiers! TEEEENHHHUTTT!!! ![]() |
'O n dun o n daaaan o, wayi Eledumare Baba mase fi kikan si' For those who know, that is K1 the Ultimate on some Awade things. ![]() Unto more serious matters: If you know your useless club is not playing in the Champions League can you please stay away from this thread. We will be much obliged. ![]() I hope we get [b]BASEL[/b]ona next round and show this waste of allocations how it is done. Awon adojutini jati jati ![]() ![]() ![]() Ol boy DJ-A-40 I see the hits wey u dey drop for dance floor o ![]() |
I thought ya@ll were building a squad to challenge the Barcelona . Well, you failed your audition binshes!!!! ![]() [size=48pt][b]BASEL[/b]ona[/size] ![]() ![]() |
Dear ButtMunchers, can you please help us knock out those moneymissroad people. We will be very much obliged, thank you. ![]() |
Donkey Horsestradamus, guess you must be feeling like some insightful pundit. Weren't you and Sharon here disgracing yourselves saying RvP was useless and can never score more than 10 league goals in one season? Oga take dressing. On to better people jare, if only Arshavin wasn't such defensively deficient, he would have started that match and have been our creative midfielder in the final 3rd. Lovely performances by Kos, Frimpong, Coquelin . . . .infact I just realise I might have to name the whole team. TEEEENHUTT, soldiers. Meanwhile, abeg forgive my ignorance o, did Nasri play yesterday? ![]() |
A-40 abeg which Mikel? John Mikel, Mikel Sylvestre or Mikel Art-Enter-The-Pitch? ![]() Abeg, clarify, just so we don't confuse zobo with chapman ![]() |
New thread. Niiiice *fabolous voice* Meanwile some people are still trying to 'keep shape'. Oh one other thing, DK I know say na here you dey squat so I wan leave message here for you. I know say you don qualify, so have we: real recognise real my nazi. . .sorry. . .my ni99a! Can you please ensure that c-u-n-t of a traitor joins totoyam in Europa league on thursdays. I will thank you later ![]() |
Aawww Lateef stop cashing feelings na. I yos rey yoke. Ya'll know you are the cause of our trophy drought. We stopped winning when you guys were created in 2005 ![]() 50million pon for 5 goals. Jesu oba iye :O :O :O |
Lateef, for someone vehemently defending a man called andres villas BOAR, you really must have the nerve to call someone PIG -_____- |
SSsssssh sharrap dia. First english club to wetin? We are in crisis I tells ya. ![]() Song wan go throwey man of the match with that janglova last minute move wey dem take score sha. We've got only one soooooong!!!! |
Ed you sure say na Kuyt hin foul? ![]() |
4ller how is that Wenger-Out working for you? Baba Ijebu knows, all ya'll fudamuckas!!! ![]() |
Dudu don show o. Alrite man will expect ya response. @dipo, it's not so much they underperforming, more like underscoring. Pundits will say things like that are in the head. Both Theo and Gerv did practically everything except put it in the back of the net today. Gerv actually dribbled the keeper and practically passed it back to him. ![]() They've got to get past the mentality RvP is the only one sure to put it past the keeper. For the second goal, Gerv was waaay better placed than RvP yet Song put it through to the captain. I hope they get past this quickly. An even scarier stat is the one that RvP has contributed to 38 out of 58 or something ridiculous like that. That's quite impressive, but also potentially dangerous. 5 wins on the bounce. . . . . .hold the line. . . . .TEEEEEEEENHUTTT!!! ![]() |
My Director of Defence!!! E mi naa so, no wonder this man is very adept at goal-post security matters. Ase baba don dey serve one year of a life sentence Always on guiding ![]() Congrats man, ohun rere la ma ma ba ara wa se o ![]() Meanwhile where is Dudu?. . . . .how far, shey na you be dat? If na you, you know wetin I dey talk o. ![]() |
polis007:Okay, here goes. . . . . . Enterprenures deserve higher awards than politicians, CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!!! Hear that sound? Yeah, those are my steel balls clanking in my scrotum!!! ![]() What utter , !!! ![]() |
Debosky and HellBoy will you guys please stop taking the piss. . .sorry. . . .peace. . . .sorry piss. ![]() [size=20pt]CROUCH IS A PLAYMAKER [/size] ![]() . I go vex o!!! Seriously you guys dont know football . Rory Delap is also a player maker . Do you know how many goal scoring chances he creates from those throws? Do you, DO YOU, DO YOOOUUUU!!!! You dont , so shut up and learn football. ![]() What nitwits, reprobrobate homo-pholic sapiens from the pits of hell. You guys dont know football. ![]() |
debosky:Debo sharrap dere . All those knock-downs he does are they not making play? Abi when Capello needed a playmaker didnt he call Kevin Davies? ![]() |
To buttress this point I particularly love that first goal, when RvP made a lovely through pass to RvP on the right who cut in and had his first shot parried by the keeper before RvP now slammed home the goal. Miraculous. ![]() More importantly though, there was that header at 3-0 that RvP stretched his hand to save for us to keep a clean sheet. I love this club: aRseVPal ![]() |
Docky don come again, I talk say person dey create chance, you dey talk about output. Aint that output? Meanwhile Kistradamus, you and Ochiro na so una waya Kokomaster, dey call am Kosileyin. Baba your crystal ball fit need servicing o ![]() Dipo this is not a matter of the cliche 'not fit enough to play' for Arsenal. Its about player bias. Some people here think say Theo is 'crap', but tell A-40 dat one e fit broke bottu for ya head. And that goes for every manner of Arsenal player. Meanwhile Ramsey is more Cesc na Wilshere o. Better pray he comes through, Wilshere aint exactly the best going forward or more accurately we haven't really deployed him as such. |
You can't make it up. The player who has created the most scoring chances for a team is suddenly not good enough for that team ![]() |
A-40: Ibime:Make una see Ibime dey shift goalpost. 2 games in a row now he is shyting on Assh0l£ Cole, you are mentioning unchallenged. . . . . like he went unchalleneged through 5 blue shirts to score uhn? Abeg, Cashley is Walcott's binsh!!! ![]() |
Abeg person thief Dipo account. That has to be the most unsupportive declaration of love I've ever heard. Ya'll started on Ramsey, nobody had even hyped his performance. |
Dear Ibime, I still haven't seen the game. Please how was AssH0l-e Cole and Walcott battle. I heard he did him proper, can you kindly expantiate? . Yours Sincerely, Slimshay ![]() |
Dipo ooooo, Good God!!! Now we have started critisizing players for mistakes they haven't even made in the next match!!! I still have not had the opportunity to see the game, but I swear it is only on Nairaland I have heard a bad thing about Ramsey yesterday, and that's in the frigging whole wide world otherwise known as the www. |
KKK. . . .bwahahahaha, Ed you no well. Shekpe I come in piss o. First time Chelsh-i-t conceding five goals since ya'll were created in 2005. Good run boiz ![]() |
1. Richie, I have been following Arsenal for ogun oduns now, I have never seen an Algerian at Arsenal .2. Dudu it is alrite to praise Theo without analysis . Go ahead, try it, if feels good And its Theeeooooo Walcooott!!! ![]() 3. I have only seen the goals, I missed the match. But that wouldn't stop me from doing my duty: SOLDIERS, TEEEENNNNHHUTTT!!! |
For months on end we talked about refeering incompetence in the EPL, they said it was cos we were not good enough and were looking for excuses. I repeat, the 4-4 draw at Newscastle will never have happened without Phil Dowd. Welcome to a bit of our world. However why is everyone saying Drogba disrespected Mikel by telling him to shut up. I rather saw it as advising him not to go protesting about the referee's actions. It didnt look like any confrontation to me. |
debosky:Agbada lo fe fi ran ti e ni? ![]() |
Na lie Debo , what he meant was some players frustrate you so much you are jumping off your seat shouting like a real coach should do . After a while they just let you sit and relax like Onigbinde ![]() Those players include RvP, Koscielny and the chief of them all Billabong Song Belong ![]() Seriously though, he wasn't talking about our players, it was just an off statement. Make una no start o. |
Okay let me help a lot of people out with this OX-Walcott speculawhatchamacallit. As long as Sagna is not back and Jenkinson is not beasting that right back position, Walcott will be starting ahead of Ox. That boy's defending is putting it nicely very bad. We can't afford to expose our makeshift right backs. Dudu, you see say I jus dey whistle pass na. I no give sliding tackle na, when I no be Drogba. ![]() |
Dudu na wa o. You hope Arsene keeps playing Chamahk until he get his form, and virtually the next sentence, you expect walcott to be dumped very soon. *whistling away, no be talk o* |
is not playing in the Champions League can you please stay away from this thread.
. Well, you failed your audition binshes!!!! 
Ya'll know you are the cause of our trophy drought. We stopped winning when you guys were created in 2005
But that wouldn't stop me from doing my duty: SOLDIERS, TEEEENNNNHHUTTT!!!