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This Ramsey stuff, o scary o:

FactFile,
Player name: Aaron Ramsey
Jersey number: 16
Club: Arsenal FC
GIST: Every goal he has scored for Arsenal this year has killed Int'l figures
May 1, 2011 - scored against Man U
May 2, 2011 - Osama Bin Laden died
Oct 2, 2011 - scored against Tottenham
Oct 3, 2011 - Steve Jobs died
Oct 19, 2011 - scored against Marseille
Oct 20, 2011 - Col. Gadhafi died
QUESTION: Who are the tyrant/dictators left? Arsenal's on a UN mission

DK I see you are still displayin law of diminishing returns with your brain.

Wetin concern Arsenal concern muri thunder? Abi na Fatai Rolling Dollar.

No ves, I jus dey find fight. Muki abeg restrict ur clean up to explicit matters. I was enjoying the discuss, twas nice putting names to all those events we remember from times past.

[size=16pt]Happy Birthday Moderakizzle!!!!!![/size]

I am now editing the training movie we made yesterday . . . . .it's gonna be a monster hit box office hit. . . .pun intended!!!!

Happy Birthday, just bought you your birthday suit, wanna come try 'em on for me?!!!

[size=16pt]TEEENHUTTTT, soldier!!!![/size]

Moderakizzle (tm deboskysports) I yam hia na, pre match-post match, you know

Meanhwile seems all these staff seargent no sabi the work wey I give them, see me in my official quarters, in camera. Lets make a [size=2pt]p0rn0[/size] training movie

TEEEENHHHUUUUTTT!!!. . . . .at ease soldier!

Oya na, my Niggas are in Paris. . . .sorry Marseille

3 points please, so we dont meet those cuntalans until the final

See cypher bringing men out from hiding.

Bamsyles know this!!! Seriously that Nine line made that cypher for me.

In other news, why MI go rap after M9 na. . . .

In other other news, dem say JimmyJatt wey no rap try pass NaetoC!!!

These boys no go kill person, what was that crotch grabbing jumpology X-O was doing on a cypher? Since last year everybody has been telling XO the same thing. Eni a wi fun, oba je o gbo.

Funny how them 'folks' kept quiet and didnt say nothing until someone posted Modenine's lyrics and then they felt they had a point to criticise and then ended up getting put in their places.

Its a cypher, nobody cares if you are talking about your grandmother's best friends sick puppy, they care however about the way you tell are telling it.

the last time I was out rhymed I was about 9 . . . . . .the delivery of that line alone killed everybody on that cypher

In other news, Saucekid still dey flow o.

This 4ller dey crase, dovetail ko. . .cow wings ni

Ha I knew you were suffering from amnesia. So there was no C.Ron when Demento splurged 17million on Nani.

MOTD specialist all presuming to know what is wrong with Arsenal.

Abeg make I go outside before them lock me up for una ward.

Ha, the old fart blows rancid air again. You were jus kissing the boy's ARSEnal. Is that what we need? 2 goals in 2 starts. . . . wait lemme check. M0r0n!!

Sharon, I apologise, I'm not one to discriminate against the mentally disabled. Sorry I didn't realise.

Meanwhile in other news, DK are you going to hide behind this binshes wrapper?

Sharon, I called DK and pointedly called him on his disease, are you in his support group or something?

Sharon, your moniker resemble DK? The old fart can't speak for himself?

DK will u shattap?! You were here telling us he was a waste of money. You think everybody suffers from amnesia like you?

Muki who con track you reach arsenal thread na . Na wa o. Angrybasket, oruko tun wa o, basket case lawon eleyi o.

^^^^Na Naijababe be dis?! Lance Corporal Muki what can fa this coup-de-dictatorship na

I do not support it to be honest. Same as the paedo chant, even worse cos in this one people actually lost their lives. Im just pissed because hypocrisy is the order of the day here. THEY CREATED THE CHANT and that is A FACT!

Dear Arsenal,

PLEASE STOP LOSING.

Signed,

Very veeeery concerned fan


Why una dey follow this moomoos argue for this kain season na, it cant be won.

Dudu abeg free that song nonsense, that particular chant was created by Totoyam fans! They had no problems with it then, why should we? Anyways it's not their fault, na the team dey create this koboko for all of us.

I have to disagree with most people about Chamahk yesterday. His holdup play and control in tight areas was one of the best I've seen from him in a long while. Simply put, he put in work, once chasing down an opponent in an almost lost cause to win a corner.

As per his goal threat. . . .the less said the better

@Debo, Sagna was possesed by the spirit of Clichy yesterday, no other explanations . Seriously though, he had little cover yesterday. . .think Clichy on Arshavin's 'holi' days Ox needs to increase his defensive awareness.

Finally, £400m cant buy you a champions league win, if you don't have a LOUD VOICE!! #WE ARE THE ARSENAL!!!

TEEENNHUUTT!!!!

Song CB. . . .Le Coq, DM. Djourou still got the hammy jammy.

debosky:
Naah, you need to be able to jump up and down too - sitting on the bench makes you a bad coach.

Oh you bloodtey genius Debo ! No wonder those MOTD guys give ret@rd£d analysis. Must be those comfy couches in the studio dulling their intelligence.

Come to think of it, forget being a damn good sports agent in Jerry Maguire, Tom Cruise will make a damn good coach! That wigga be jumping up and down all over Oprah's couch.

Wow what a day!!!

[size=24pt]ABEG MAKE UNA NO VEX!!! I HAVE TO SHOUT AS FROM NOW ON!!!!!! YOU SEE, HAVE A DREAM OF BEING A VERY GOOD COACH. AND IT IS A VERY IMPORTANT CRITERION!!!![/size]

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PHEW, AT LEAST THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR CARLING CUP ABI?

Its all Fergie's fault tonite, he didn't stand up and shout!

The real miss will be Koscielny at the back. Mertasacker is now the only fit CB at the club. Of cos Song can deputise.

Arshavin will start ahead of the Ox.

The insight on this thread is quite outstanding. AW needs to visit this thread more often.

@Coded abeg no vex. AW no dey hear word, he's meant to call you and inform you of the punishment he's handing out.

Eyin gunners, I dey hail o. Abeg wen those greeks dey come collect them own share of ass whooping?

Debo, I don't believe Hart is obviously better than Chesny.

Debo oh what we're you expecting him to say? :

In indepth retrospection and sundry advocation, We have collectively deliberated on our present quargmire and elocated the need for expeditious improvement without further prevarication?

He's a footballer godamnit: Bounce back is a big word

Dudu I'm here o
TEEENHHUUTTT!

Oya, I don show, I don show, I don show, akproko people make una know

Ol boy, it haff be for us o. We are in great danger of being the Liverpool of this season. We had no business losing this game. We trounced them in every statistic FFS. Will this boys just start winning? Anyway anyhow?!

Always loyal, fo0ls! TEEENHUUTTT!

[size=16pt]TEEENHUUUTTTT!!!![/size]

Awon elese yo ma sa. . . .etc etc bibeli lo so be.

Na where I mention your name? Ogbeni abeg go do strip tease for Northpole

Ehen, as I was again human beings. . . .