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Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:49am On Sep 28, 2015
Nitefury:
Anyways, when I was serving in Abia State, we were told cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. Is it true?
i guess so! maybe the taste ain't real.
o erm where in Abia state did you serve?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:33am On Sep 28, 2015
TITOBIGZ:
Waht am i doing here selfhuhhuhhuh
hmm maybe your hand misstype and you landed here grin abi.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:32am On Sep 28, 2015
Nitefury:
Lol... Was trying to sneak out without being caught..
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:26am On Sep 28, 2015
Nitefury I See You Homie!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:26am On Sep 28, 2015
menix:
Op re u silly?
today is "silly things day" kiss so you silly too grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:13am On Sep 28, 2015
grin
Nairaland GeneralCelebrate "Ask A silly Question Day" by sltn(op): 10:12am On Sep 28, 2015
Today is ‘Ask a Stupid Question‘ day. It was created by teachers in the (U.S) to encourage students to ask more questions in class. Good idea for the kids when there are no stupid questions. Adults on the other hand should sometimes know better grin lol.

hmm so guy's let have fun na cheesy.
The moment you are the Bank and your homie called you
Phone ring...
Me:- hello my nig.
Guy:- how dey
me:- mehn i just tire with all this guys here o.
guy:- na where you dey, i the try your number seen's.
me:- i dey Bank!
Guy:- waitin you the do there?
Me:- i come do yam festival na! fool! lol.

so guys today your day let have fun LMO.

lalasticlala no dull am oo, come celebrate day oo.
CelebritiesRe: See The Sexy Photo Toolz Shared Last Night That Left Her Fans Panting For Breath by sltn(m): 9:15am On Sep 27, 2015
o'boy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Glasgow Preacher Robbed In 'hate Crime' by sltn(m): 7:21pm On Sep 19, 2015
that bad!

next...
PoliticsRe: ‘Do Not Take Appointments From Buhari’ MASSOB Tells Ndigbo by sltn(m): 11:10am On Sep 16, 2015
okay' we don hear.
CrimeRe: Buhari Having Breakfast With French And Nigerian CEOs At MEDEF (Photos) by sltn(m): 12:31pm On Sep 15, 2015
hob:
What about Lunch and Dinner grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
go ask em that homie!
Nairaland GeneralRefugee Crisis Rocking Europe: What You Need To Know by sltn(op): 1:52pm On Sep 10, 2015
As nearly 20,000 refugees arrived in Munich this past weekend, hundreds of thousands of people continued to flee violence in the Middle Eastand rush across the European border to safety.

While Germany is taking in refugees with open arms, not all countries are as accommodating.
Even Pope Francis has spoken out on the issue, tweeting, "May every parish and religious community in Europe host a refugee family."

Here's a look at the latest on the refugee crisis:

GREECE
About 20,000 people have crossed over from Turkeyto the Greek island of Lesbos, where many are stranded and out of money to reach mainland Greece.

Fights are breaking out as people wait in long lines and sleep on the streets. Police used batons against the crowds to break them up.

HUNGARY
Police shoved back at crowds anxious to cross from Serbiato Hungary today. Some people tried to go back to Serbia, but police blocked their way.

Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban today announced new efforts to finish a wall that would keep refugees out.

GERMANY
Nearly 20,000 refugees arrived in Munich over the weekend, according to Bavarian authorities. And while there has been sporadic anti-migrant protests across Germany recently, many locals are finding creative and heartwarming ways to welcome refugees.

The generosity of the German people has extended beyond train stations from classrooms to kitchens.

"Germany will be able to take in 500,000 refugees a year for a few years," Chancellor Angela Merkel's deputy Sigmar Gabriel said on local TV Monday, meaning Germany will be accepting more asylum seekers than any other European country.

In Dresden, a city in eastern Germany, entrepreneurs have launched a smartphone app to help asylum seekers find information on how to register with the authorities, get health insurance and find their way around. Peggy Reuter-Heinrich, the CEO of Heinrich & Reuter Solutions, which worked on the app with Saxonia Systems, said in a statement the app would help refugees deal with bureaucracy better than paper documents.

Across Germany, dozens of universities are offering free classes for refugees -- while courses are free for Germans, asylum seekers are usually required to pay a fee. Humboldt Universität in Berlin is one of several recently inviting refugees to register as guest students.

Countries outside Europe are getting involved, too.

UNITED STATES
Pressure is growing for the United States to take in more refugees; only 1,500 have been taken in the past four years. A group of Democratic senators want to see that raised to 65,000, while some Republicans say taking in refugees poses a security threat.

Over 1,400 people have signed a MoveOn.org petition to lift the U.S. limit on Syrian refugees.

BRAZIL
Brazil, which has already taken in over 2,000 refugees, will welcome Syrian refugees with “open arms,” President Dilma Rousseff said Monday.
http://abcnews.go.com/m

cc lalasticlala
RomanceRe: Adebimpe The Facebook Girl Part 6 by sltn(m): 7:51pm On Sep 08, 2015
Mehn My Onihaxy Is Back, Mehn Bro I Have Missed your stories so much.
welcome back bro.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Committed Impeachable Offence - Ezeife by sltn(m): 7:35am On Sep 06, 2015
Odilichukwu:
Nice one Ezeife people who know the origin of the present Anambra and Enugu know you. I hope the new govt. Has come to bring out the best in Nigeria and not disintegrate it otherwise God won't spare him. Because, no scheme of man can pluck us (NdiIgbo) from God's hand for we are a Chosen generation and a royal priesthood and even the apple of God's eyes.
are YOU guys serious!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Committed Impeachable Offence - Ezeife by sltn(m): 7:34am On Sep 06, 2015
just laughing, he should go and appoint the ministers nah.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Driver Strips Unclad To Resist FRSC Arrest (picture) by sltn(m): 7:47am On Sep 02, 2015
mehn no b smalltin o
CareerRe: Bennet Omalu Inspired ‘concussion' Hollywood Movie by sltn(m): 12:32pm On Sep 01, 2015
in my watched list, waiting for 26th in three month time sha.
Will Smith Speaking Pidgin Lmo.
CareerRe: Bennet Omalu Inspired ‘concussion' Hollywood Movie by sltn(m): 12:31pm On Sep 01, 2015
wow, i have heard about but have not watched the movie nor trailer
NYSCRe: See Pics From The Accident Handling Simulation Carried Out By NEMA And Red Cross by sltn(m): 7:58am On Sep 01, 2015
what a pity!
Nairaland GeneralRe: [A Must Read] ‘baba Go Slow’ For Buhari, An Irony Of Life by sltn(op): 6:38pm On Aug 29, 2015
cc lalasticlala

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