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homesteady: Ok oh! Safe journey!

Help me go call am make she come out. Fast I dey wait.

No. Especially not in your realness till am surprised.

homesteady: But the wahala has died down na! Why are you trying to start another one again

Becos the girl head go dey swell now.

I said you should surprise me if you want me to believe you.

homesteady: One of who?

Haterz.

Alfa Seltzer: I am everywhere. Satan provides my hourly needs.

Okay then surprise me.

topstar80: ....you why ?

I asked my dad the ASUU chairman to opt the price wey jonathan go pay. And now Jonah is pricing it like pepper.

^ here she comes. One of them.

Don't blame them. Please blame me.

Alfa Seltzer: Keep laughing. If you think Yahweh loves you and will save you, let me tell you that you have a big disappointment waiting for you. Your name is already in the book of Hades so you better join us while there is still time.
Ave!

Where are you? What do you do for a living?

homesteady: Hian!! Slyder Why you dey take panadol for another person headache?

Because I hate to see a woman defeat a man. Moreover, na the girl fyn trouble.

ammyluv2002: Seriously, you have to stop using this color

I dey wyne those bastards who claim to be from hell.

Alfa Seltzer: Hell

I was expecting you to tell me hell doesn't exist? What's so special about hell? Heard its a lake of fire. Anything special about it?

advocate666: We are Legion.

From?

Thanks Bro.

Alfa Seltzer: Good question. The gains are numerous.

Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to guide us when we get down, worried, or are experiencing problems.

He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy.

The foundation of Spiritual Satanism is in our finishing Satan's work upon humanity. This is the goal of the godhead, and is accomplished through power meditation. Humanity is currently at a very low level spiritually. When we begin to meditate, we experience profound positive changes within our lives. Satan and his Demons (The Original Gods) protect us and look out for us as we transform and achieve personal power. With Satan, we have protection that outsiders do not have. We can advance in the powers of the mind and soul as far as we wish. For outsiders, this can prove dangerous.

Satan also gives us knowledge. "I lead to the straight path without a book."
As we transform and grow, our lives change for the better and we are much happier. We learn through Satan how to take control of our own lives and destiny instead of being at the mercy of fate. We learn to heal ourselves, and to fulfill our own desires, using the powers of our mind and soul.

Are you with the OP on this? Or its same person with different moniker?

Airforce1: The only thing u gonn gain tryna be like Airforce1 z hate and jealousy.. Trust me.

and what do you gain when you're being hated? And
also what do you gain when ppl are jealous of
you .......,
FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

demelza: Come on!
We dont hate you, we gbadun you sef. Dont tell me you are taking the yabs serious o!

and what do you gain when you're being hated? And also what do you gain when ppl are jealous of you.......,














FAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ammyluv2002: Mission accomplished ba? All dis English na to make Airforce1 stay ba?

Am not through na. Let her come out first from where she's hiding.

ammyluv2002: Well done, have seen your handiwork in the other thread

#winks# that gal will be the one running frm nairaland wen am done with her. Make she no just reply with nonsense that's if she loves herself.

suleiman16: Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yoruba mothers produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,
IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct your
wrong lesekese!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will
confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will
make you expose those who
committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you
pee in your new pants! Now
ABARA is the worst....
And apart from IGBAJU, we have a
more advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go to auto-search
as you'll be looking for what hit
you. This will make you do all the
actions of the other slaps above at
once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one
to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMB)
God bless our parents for the
good upbringing!
which one did u receive most? Share your experience with us!

Op abeg you made my day. But I've never been slapped sha.

Airforce1: I want to leave cuz I just got an NNPC job and I need 100percent concentration.
If I don't deactivate, my mind would still be on Nland.

airforce, no worry, am personally taking up that your fight in the other thread, just read what happened now and na that mumu girl fin trouble ooo.

Annie2gud: Lol@homesteady n babie demelza.

For your lame mind now, you don win trophy. What's all this shit you're spewing? You said your mind about beverly, airforce too said his mind, must his opinion be the same with urs? I see no sense in all what you've typed here. *maybe beverly is you sis, who knows?*

What will be the gain?

Today is my day. 10/10/1...
Its been a journey of tens of months, hundreds of weeks thousands of days, millions of minutes and infinite seconds. All thanks to the CREATOR, MUM, DAD, SIBLINGS and the few GOOD ONES who stood around me. Happy Birthday To Me, Myself & I.

It took a car, just 1 car to changed his life and his entire being.

CastingCrowns: Single

Can I apply? Am also singLe.

Welcome. What exactly do you want on nairaland?

Situation: Buaaahh!!! *fainted* see how this under-age schnook carry me wear pant...i no blame yu since *seun* no put age group for NL..me to this schmo *haba*

sorry sir. Now pls face your front.

When am not MAD.

She actually wants to delete this thread.
www.nairaland.com/162263/welcome-new-nairalanders/18

Situation: My friend shuat up and arrange yurself b4 i break yur fruadulent head *smh*..“yur father has many cars“ en for get wheel barrow.en twenty cars equivalent to one volkwagon“beetle“..no make ma para give yu oo

Sorry bro. Its not my fault you're broke. Vent your anger somewhere else. *cheers*