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Teenzy: When u're being nice to a guy,very caring and smile when he talks, the next thing he does is to ask u out sooner or later thinking u have feelings for him....so many people av told me about their experiences and its really annoying...

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Andyblaze: To be a balling player is not hard. For naija babes side e fit hard but if u follow my tips you will be 'celebrity player'. Na just 4 u to use ur head....lemme tuor yall
1. spot your naijagal,
smile if she looks back or smiles she is interested.
2. walk up and smile, tell her what she is wearing
looks beautiful.
3. tell her Let's go out for a meal. I want to
enjoy your yummy lovely looks while we eat, Who
knows, after we can enjoy some closeness with each other.
4. get the naija babe's cell phone.
5.smile and say
until then my sweet, then walk the Bleep off.
6. call
the naija in a day or two, and make a weekend date
on friday or sat., whatever day she gets off. Take her
to a hotel with a lobby., Place to dance and eat. Order,
dance with her and pull her close. Rub all over her
and tell the gyal you want her. You need her. she is
the woman you desire.
If she flakes out on you at this point. excuse your
self to the restroom and climb out the window. If no
window. Walk up to the sitting point and tell them
she will take care of the bill. smile and wave at her.
make sure she waves back. then run out the door.
If she reponse well. take her to the hotel loby and say
you forgot your wallet all you have is cash. Show her
the money clip with cash. ask her to leave her
information at the desk.
now f*ck her, cuminside her. after it is done tell her
you are going to get some drinks
that are coming, carry your clothing in a towel out
the door. walk in a towel down the hall to the stair
well. put on your clothing and walk the hell out of the
hotel.
this way you can get her pregnant with only having
to pay for a meal. Oh an use an unregistered sim card.
I have done this 87 times in 12 cities. I live in a
village at enugunow. So, i do this all the time, i am just
another face in the crowd. I have around 36 babies.

texaco1: guy forget,anytime u want to go and talk to her just take small ogogoro,or alomo,dont take too much oo,so that u wont be saying rubbish just enough to shak ur eyes and sharpen ur brain i swear even if she is queen of england u wont fear her.the vibes will just be coming into ur brain as if u are rapping like dagrin.but make sure u dont trek along the expressway

alutacontinua: That is the problem with u guys. I'm nt a guy, so, I don't know how it feels but u guys have to learn that you won't be getting a 'yes' everytime. One of the things you have to learn as a matures guy is how to handle rejections cos they will surely come one time or the other. I know some nairalanders are gonna say dey've never been rejected before but it's nairaland, ain't it We all know the truth in the real world. So, boss....don't be bothered about her saying 'no'. At least, you would not have yourself to blame then. You rily don't wanna let her slip u by and friend-zone u, thereby coming to tell you all that goes on between she and some sweet guy she met. That bit is torture,man!

BoboYekini: Dude, don't you ever try asking her out o! Thank god the other guy already made that mistake, just watch as she turns him down flat.
As for you, let your swag speak for you. Especially at this critical point. Be cool, be calm, maintain at least 5 seconds eye contact, grab her and say na play. Anything you do, never ask her out oh-ha. Let her do the asking.
Remember it's a love triangle, the babe na the selector and na you be chairman.