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Situation: Buaaah!!! See human being!! Una lagos peeps never change yu wan use rubber collect gold for en hand ba..

What are you even saying? Who has rubber and who has Gold here? All I know is my own dad has many cars she can pose in.

lekpalicious: Yet you still commented....

Lepacious let's relate. Can I get your handle?

chidika: Am I the only one that thinks Kenneth was callous and malicious giving her that reply...come on even if his 'Friend' said that, it was quite inappropriate for him to bring you such reply. At best he should have shut up

The middle man (kenneth) was trying to play the cool good dude, her ex might not even have said that but all becos he wants the girl, he'll try at any given opportunity to make the ex look like the BAD NIGGA while he's the good one. Am a guy and I know how all these works. Am sure he's vying for the girl. Get well soon Martha.

I just smile and laugh along like its a random joke. Then I won't go to sleep that day, I stay awake and plan my revenge. Believe you me, the most UNIQUE thing about me is that I DON'T let them know my next move. That's why I always win. *cheers*

mimicue: *rolling*

She needs it seriously.

Annie2gud: The guy on the left ....looks like YUZedo.and the one on the right looks like..... Sexkills!!!

Are those the ppl you have a crush on?

killuminati: 23:17

Omo na sleep sure pass oh! Minus 1 traffic for Nairaland, Seun see you tomorrow. Well done

Soldier go soldier come. *good night*

Ike~lips:
gombe with my family

Now I know what the problem really is. Pls find your way out of that village. You can probably come to lagos, I'll take care of you. And you'll have the chance to snap pictures in any car of your choice.

oluwadanie1: I want u guyz 2 give ur opinions abt which of ds combinations is best

OSCAR ND WILLIAN
VS
KAGAWA ND JANUZAJ

pls place ur votes

Idiat. Looking to start an argument, just becos he(willian) finally scored.

slimmy gold: nothing i no go hear,dis our Nigeria pple dey talk too much.dey one whr concern them n dey one whr no concern dem.weda dem marry or dem no marry hw does dt concern me.

Ppl like is the main reason NIGERIA is DIVIDED. THEY care about NOBODY.

Ike~lips:
Im not trying to have people feel sorry for me. I just wanted to stress on the fact that i am from an okay family like other okay families on this country because people have been calling me poor and i believe in all honesty that we are above poor grade. As much as people have failed to see this through my eyes, it has bothered me. My boyfriend and i have been through a lot of rough times. I do not believe that a man should change how he feels because of material things its not good. I wont lie the car is nice and i would be very happy if he could let me in it one day. Someone told me girls have been going to their compound to see them and some where even going to get things from the market for his mother. I would like to believe its not true because this could crush my heart because i have worked hard to be with my boyfriend and in these 8months we have achieved more than married people.

Where are you? Asin where you live.

ReineViolet: Such a shame but who knows, he might snap out of it before its too late...who knows?

But if it falls through, I promise her that my jim, the jim I know will DELIVER her with enough beating. No one needs TB Joshua to do that.

ReineViolet: No offence but what was the deliverance for?

They said spirit of stubbornness. But his stubbornness seem to be increasing I have warned him not to try this. And now he's getting married to that cheap ghanian wh*re. John dumelo and co will now be laffing that he is actually taking a TOKUNBO wife home.

Ike~lips:
I am shocked at the number of people who still think these are funnies. I love this guy and for those who are telling me to leave him don't even know half of the story. Don't be too quick to stamp a break up label on us. We met at an eatery and he was playing draft with a group of other guys. My mother had sent me for ofada soup we had special guest coming in that day and my mother is not a very good cook, maybe its the reason why my father sometimes disappears after he gets his salary and comes back when he has almost nothing left. Well i dont know, i leave it all to God, because he knows where my father goes during that time. He greeted me and i looked at him up and down and ignored him and went inside the shop. I ordered food and paid mama junior half her money and i promised to give her the other half the following day. She grabbed my skirt and told me that i could not leave the eatery without paying the full amount. I wanted to keep the other half to do my hair. My friends hairdresser had promised to make my hair at half price. Me and mama junior continued with our argument until my this boy intervened. He used the money he had made from bets earlier to pay what i still owed mama junior and i got to keep the money to make my hair. Sometimes when i rethink about it, i cannot stop wondering about how wicked this woman was. She disgraced in front of people over Ofada. She made me look so poor. I don't believe we are rich or poor. i believe my family is okay. we have a 2bedroomed house where my parents sleep in one and where me and my sisters sleep in the other and my brothers sleep in the parlour. So after the payment he told me that he would walk me home to see where i stay so that he could collect his monies back. So you should understand that this boy has saved me before and this was not the only time. Ever since that day he came to our house to talk to me and then he took me out and this has been going on well until these past days where he has been distant from me. This is love that is not easy to throw away, but this car issue has stressed me, last night i cried and slept a little and cried again when i woke up because today's profile picture was him on the drivers wheel and his siblings in the back sit. I wish his father didn't buy this car, because it it making me sad and crushing our relationship. The way some of the people are responding is making want to lose hope and cry

Maybe the guy don *SLACK* you finish, he needs sumtin tighter. The one he can feel while doing not one like a bottomless pit. Again, op abeg where you dey live??

k.style:
Come o....my blood dey boil....david moyes dey provoke me....so no jst put annoyin threds here ok.....as him don dey fvck d gurl red toto since,hin cal me make i stil folo nack d w.hore?so y una com dey tel me abt their marraige......mak i no jst use bottle zip persn back dis 9te o....off topic....can som1 do a decent job 4 me wit regards' takin care' of ashley young,welbeck n cleverly?jst mk it luk lyk an accident...datzall

asin confirm neat job. Not forgetting Ferdinand too.

BIGVAJINA: not true...jim is currently in my bed

Your grammar sef is sleepy.

antifat: Is it TB Joshua that deliver this dude or one of his Pastors'?

One of his wise men. Wise man Daniel.

xynerise: Anytime he tells me is the best time

Gods time is the Best. Lol.

LONNNG LIFE and PROSPERITY hip hip HURRRAYYY!!!!

MUM have always told me 3 & 4. Dad doesn't have time.

For the OP mind now, she's talking SENSE while you ppl are here laughing, mocking, pepper souping, big stouting and mocking. *coyedfrompatrickobahiagbon*

Pls reach me on njokuvictor9@gmail.com.
My nairaland email account isn't functioning.

Pls anybody here. I also need the soft copy. Njokuvictor9@gmail.com. Thanks.

nelskals: this match na 2-1 , united will be divided today trust me . from an arsenal fan

Concentrate on winning yours.

United to win 0-3. Quote me after full time.

inconnue: Hi guys,
I'm Julie,26.studied mass comm and french.currently serving our great nation.. I'm down to earth,realistic,can be very sarcastic. I love learning new stuff. I'm presently single and would very much like to meet someone I'm compatible with.
He has to be Intellectually sound,serious minded and mature. Physical attributes are not important..but I wouldn't mind if he were to be a bit easy on the eyes.. He doesn't have to be rich,but it would certainly be nice if he has a job and is hard-working(I'm a corper,you can't mooch off me) Ambition,drive and productivity are a big turn on. Tribe,race.. not important. I just want to connect with someone on an intellectual and emotional level. I'm not necessarily looking for forever but serious minded guys only. Age between 30-37

PM me, it's not me who needs you. Its my bro who's returning from UAE. He needs somebody like you.