₦airaland Forum

Righteousness89:
Turn your eyes upon Jesus,
Look full in His wonderful face,
And the things of earth will grow strangely dim,
In the light of His glory and grace.

How many eyes should we turn upon him before he knows there is a pandemic on earth

If this lockdown does not end soon,even 85 year old grandpa go carry cutlass go rob

Na handkerchief me dey use
Face mask don cost for my area
Money wey I go take chop,make I use am buy face mask
At the end,hunger will kill me first before corona
Then someone will now inherit my face mask
Me am not buying

Wisefellow:
we all screamed, as I rushed to put on the power generating set.

#Staysafe

You rushed to put on the gen to watch Buhari?

Bubu will be the last to ask of this because he has ear problems,he has not heard
I do not care about what WHO says about this Madagascar drug,thruth is,whenever an African country or an African discovers something,the white world are quick to discard it because they feel we are not up to human standard
I pray this drug works,so the whites will be forced to curb their pride and come beg for it

Auxiliary nurses are the nurses that come with auxiliary,while a certified nurse does not come with auxiliary but a certified

Pattypatt:
In the olden days, our fore mothers saw their menses late from 19. It all depends on gene and food we consume.

Mrs olden days
Shey u were there,you saw your grandmother and her friends start menstruation only @ 19 abi
Op..please go to the hospital before someone else tells you that their grandfather started seeing sperm at 6 in the olden days
This is a medical condition

Make we make hot eba?

She don dey ripe for plucking
Boys at alert

HoodBillionaire:
so dem nor fit use razor blade
knife
cut open d bag abi

My thoughts exactly

DanseMacabre:
Black man mentality.

Not black man mentality
“Nigerian mentality “

He has vitiligo...,patches of his skin that are visible to the sun are loosing their pigments
There is no known cure for this
I pray he is not stigmatized in his community because of his condition

Many are mad,Few are chosen

viccipedia:
ok you can use barbecue...

Na wa o,which country are you from?

NumbEmotions:
U changed ur mind from MILFs to Dames. After making ur list u then decided to take our minds back to MILFs ...

Anyways as for the photos why do most of their faces look like decorated clay pots

You are not funny

Hate to announce to Nigerians,but police are above the law,they are never brought to book

Mikehot:
Na this kind area be wetin worth posting, let ph people not cum here again with their graphics pics

You and wickedness na 5 and 6 Ahhhhh!!!!

jumper524:
I don't really know what prompted that action though but calling Chinese the worst racist is pure lie.
China is one of the most friendly environment for blacks in the world, they are pure business people and also highly tolerant and adaptive to everyone and environment..

You are right

amstardi:
All The cherished cultures of the southwest , like discipline, humility, hardword, contentment have all been blown away. I see no difference between then CURRENT trend in the southwest and the Fulani herdsmen.

Both societies has lost their fulcrum.

The igbos are the only sane people alive in Nigeria today

Same igbos that are suffering from inferiority complex all over the world

Newguyhere:
I'd personally kill myself if I were you.
This life too hard to dey suffer

You are the most stupid person on nairaland
Yes...you can kill yourself because an idiot like you is no longer needed on earth
Op...be strong,you shall not die,God is with you because you are one of the strongest person on earth

Gracealone:
This does not look like Nigeria

Yes...it does not,
It looks like Switzerland

There are two sides to a coin,we do not know the full story,but that does not warrant him to beat an elder that way though

Who is surprised at Nollywood?
Where bullets pass through glass,kills the person inside without breaking the glass
Where Ghosts sweat
Where Patience ozwokor tastes poison before serving it
Hanks Anuku shoots himself on the head 3 times, how in the world is dat possible?
Omotola remembering her past in 1967,for the background na 2face on AIRTEL signboard!
Airtel and 2face been dey 1967??

Who is surprised at Nollywood?
Where bullets pass through glass,kills the person inside without breaking the glass
Where Ghosts sweat
Where Patience ozwokor tastes poison before serving it
Hanks Anuku shoots himself on the head 3 times, how in the world is dat possible?
Omotola remembering her past in 1967,for the background na 2face on AIRTEL signboard!
Airtel and 2face been dey 1967??

Who is surprised at Nollywood?
Where bullets pass through glass,kills the person inside without breaking the glass
Where Ghosts sweat
Where Patience ozwokor tastes poison before serving it
Hanks Anuku shoots himself on the head 3 times, how in the world is dat possible?
Omotola remembering her past in 1967,for the background na 2face on AIRTEL signboard!
Airtel and 2face been dey 1967??

As far as I am concerned,if any Nigerian artist never fit vibe Rihanna pussy,then they never achieve anything for music

Like for Olosho Etinosa and share for Picture stealing Halima

Butcher table ko,butcher table ni
See ehn,thank God say na kogi e for happen o
The way hungry take Dey do me now,if na for Benin the cows for die,I go sharp my cutlass wella,no need for butcher o
Two full cow leg go last me this quarantine as my own stimulus package
Since Our Government na Audio
Something must kill a man

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Nigerians (savage)

openla:
Just try am boss, I pray for you and your love ones, you won’t contract the virus. Amen.

I pray for you too bro