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I will go to any church,look at the pastor in his face and say “what a shame,none of you could even heal a single corona virus patient”

Those people saying it’s mole don’t know anything
It’s called oclyxoyiclavia
It’s caused by the fungi (tracheabrocitis)
If you keep on staring at it in the mirror for long,it will keep on growing and growing
It has a scientific name but a traditional treatment
Just buy a fowl,native fowl o,all black,cut it’s neck,sprinkle the blood on your head and take the dead body to a four junction,circle it with white native chalk,sit on it for the whole day
Go home with the dead fowl when it’s 12 @ night,boil it with a lot of spices and vegetable ,when it’s done,go to that four junction and throw it away there......






Dey listen to doctors wey you give medical work for nairaland you hear
Nor find money take go hospital,if na to drink beer now,you go drink

This corona virus is a series of those zombie movies,the movie will soon be over,just stay glued to your television and watch

MyVILLAGEpeople:
From today I quit from being a Malian.

You first be malian?

Swiitdoll:
You need a girl. Excessive fapping gonna ruin ur dick. 2017 I met a sweet guy who was shit in bed Cos he lost touch of reality due to jacking off from 10-25 no girls ever. Cldnt even get it up and needed therapy, don’t end up like him. Move to a girl, if u are shy talk to them online.

I can relate

They gave her money and still left her to be cleaning dirt
if that woman was the governors relation,he will not only give her a fatter envelope but also give her a better Job
Why not ask her about her ambitions in life and help
Nobody will want to become a janitor for life

openla:
Please stream and download my new music for COVID19. Thank you as you do so.

Link in my signature.

The music Dey cure covid 19?

jakD:
China is just too powerful. They caused trouble but the whole world is paying for it today. May God intervene and stop the deadly virus.
Good morning all!

China is misleading the world,they’ve stopped releasing real data about deaths,they are now lying to the whole world about wuhan lockdown,if you have had any business with China,you will know are those people behave,very secretive and have a very strong heart filled with hate for other race

switlily25:
What a nightmare!

See me,then you know a beautiful nightmare

Chioma is okay joor,na high fever she get before

switlily25:
And who are you again?

Am the guy you wish your dream man can be

Tacha the unrepentant bad mannered olosho

princemillla:
Did you watch the video at all??

That's not China but Bangkok in Thailand.

Ur own self worst pass the people in the video.

Bangkok o
China o
Taiwan o
All of them na China
E nor concern me

Hellfire is hers for the grabbing

Some fans useless sha
Asking for give aways online like beggers
Shey the celebrities pluck their money,they work for it,work for your money too !!
Abeg when Don jazzy dey do giveaway again?

"DPO be careful na express you dey go
DPO be careful na express you dey go
E don happen I don tell am
E don happen I don tell am
Motor don jam am,He family don carry am

Indigenes of the land be disgracing our culture and tradition because of foreign religion,the fact remains that Christainity is an imported religion

Elimon:
They are testing people of all races all over the world,all we need is a fast cure....stop using ur illiteracy to stop improvement... If they don't test Africans...how will they know what medicine is best for us?

I don't like tacha ,but it's obvious you are oblivious about the whole story
This a vaccine that has not been tested before,it may be deadly, getting volunteers as test subjects for this vaccine is no easy task because no one knows how it will react in humans,these doctors said clearly that they should not test it in a white man's country because of unseen complications,rather in Africa where they think we are bush animals
I don't blame them though,I blame African leaders for still being slaves to white leaders,when our leaders have no authority or dignity in the outside world,we their subjects will be looked upon as garbage

"Lean on me,when you are not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For....
It won't be long,
Till am gonna need,somebody to lean on
You just call on me brother when you nid a hand
We all need somebody to lean on"
Rest in peace icon
Bill Withers, greatest song writer ever,lyrics so simple but deep with meaning and message
In this trying period all over the world,we all need to lean on one another,help each other,help your neighbour,make peace with your friends ,call your mama,tell her sorry for all the pains you've put her through

Astark:
overrated doesn't mean they aren't good but their fans constantly comparing them to someone greater is what I mean by overrated.

If you ask an average Nigerian who is better between kanu and okocha most of them will mention okocho even though he never won anything personally significant and he is only known for his dribbles.

You didn't have to bring Messi to this, the reason I called maradona overrated is because his fans think of him as s God while in fact he's a fraud.

He played 490 official club games during his 21-year professional career, scoring 259 goals; for Argentina he played 91 games and scored 34 goals.

He won a world cup by cheating and if they were var during his era he would have been called a fraud and laughed out

Why are people arguing with this one,with the way you analyse football,you are a kid,I do not think you are up to 20...quote me if I am wrong

Johans1991:
Biafran soldier doing what ipob has trained him to do.

I am not an Igbo person
But sometimes it's better not to talk than to talk and look foolish in the eyes of the world

Almighty USA?
E be like e don jam dem

Imagine...These Abokis are too dirty,that's how the other one was spitting on carrot,some will put water in their mouth ,swoosh it and spray it on their fruits,imagine!!!
Fruits that are meant to boost our immune system will kill our immune system
God help us

Obey simple instruction is the hardest thing to humans,they are not in the market buying food now o,they are gathered in hundreds in their religion centre,how has religion helped this period

DavidEsq:
Stop misusing "begs the question". It's a form of argument whose conclusion lacks impartial evidence or carries the sentiments expressed in the argument. U should have used "which raises the question". Simple English no dey kill person.

Mumu,did you understand what I wrote or not,why people too dey form I too know
Funny enough,in the guise of forming English professor,you put together a string of wrong words...lol
"Which raises the question"
Question dey raise?,na object abi na projectile
"It's a form of argument (whose)conclusion lacks impartial evidence.
"Whose"?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol... argument na human being?
My guy,you are a secondary school student
English is a borrowed word,don't kill yourself
Mama put,Danfo,okada, and many other Nigerian pidgin words were recently added to the Oxford diictionary
Nor form I too know,e dey kill
Oya run along now,Go and read your intensive English

You will see how these bus Drivers will sky rocket their fee because of two per seat
In Benin,the back seat is supposed to be for three persons and these greedy Drivers will sardine 4 or five people at the back and still carry two on the passenger seat at the front
Everybody needs to sacrifice in this time,but bus drivers won't,very greedy set of people
I won't be surprised if a trip of 100 naira turns to 500
I will even prefer trekking self
When covid 19 virus enters the seat or railing of a bus,can it be seen?
How can you dodge the exact spot it is?
What if the person that highlighted the spot you later sit on was infected,and another person and another person sits on it and so on
This pandemic is so confusing,we should turn to God in these times but then you realise and think,how many times has God even answered you before,he has always been quiet to 99 % of prayers
Begs the question :Who do we turn to?

Alexiz031:
did I just make fct?

No o...you made Abuja

I think there's a rabbit hiding in there

mansakhalifa:
Please! please!! please!!!

Why is anyone who isn't black suddenly "white" to you people in this country

How are the Chinese, a Mongoloid or brown/yellow people "white" for goodness sake?

Are the Chinese of European descent for them to be described as white


Here is a proper definition of the term "white" for you.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwi-zsn2gavoAhUGWxUIHY-3AHMQFjAHegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw1DdUEaBlmUWwemiLDoP2KG


Here is a clearer colour classification for you:

Caucasians[persons of European descent]- white

Negroids[Persons of African descent]- black

Mongoloids[persons of Asian/polynesian/Indochinese ancestry]- brown/yellow.

Roger?

Google has made everybody feel that they are Albert Einstein

Danelo:
@OP, you get story finish den u com find one random pikin picture put dea.....



Inside life

How you take know ?

iamJ:
Report them

I feel no sympathy for those animals

Jealousy can kill faster than any virus