₦airaland Forum

Hopeba:
you are fool,, how much are you earning per month.. if not for the internet fraud u are into. So I should State the exact amount I normally have when she's around..I can employ and feed your family for 50 yrs.. don't just talk to people anyhow because it a faceless forum.. I can track you.

bros bros...after you don cut people tickets on a low

It's well shaaah....Not a Chelsea fan and will never be, but Matches are sometimes rigged against Chelsea team, Pep Guardiola suffered the same thing at some point until he voiced out...

There problem...not mine!! They fit themselves!!

TastyFriedPussy:
If I'm to be honest, this show only gets more boring each year. The hype and everything about the show is gradually fading away..

Coming from a bbnaija fan though.

I swear...I haven't watch for straight 30minx this season, although I'm extremely busy shaah

It's well shaaah

Sirchiboy:
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I will personally attend both of you wedding

Or perhaps you should have told us he's looking for a wife...

Sirchiboy:
I have a friend who has a life savings of 1m.
He is 35 years.
No wife and kids
HND holder and he has no skills.
He is seeking for your advice on how to better his life

since at 35 he doesn't know what to do with 1m, make e play 2 sure odds...

Medianna:
If its you
Then you deserve a resounding slap, how can you allow someone to scam you of 100k just like that in this buhari regime?
He should look more carefully he will bump into one slot someday

FG slot when you are not Ahmed, Musa, Zainab, Amina or anything related to such name...!!

Medianna:
Then he should stop beating around the bush na

Not beating around the bush has never favoured any guy... Atleast not one that I know of, so a little bit of this and that will definitely pull down that pant...

Medianna:
Tell me something like that.
No !after the love I'll make sure you sign an undertaking in police station.
You cannot be using gun and I in the same sentence just like that.

Aunty calm down, it's not that deep... He literally means he wants to straff you!!

Sucre6:
You run your dog street,

I try doing that to my dog, could y believe that my dog rather starve than eat food without meat,

He stayed two days one time without eating because I wanted make hunger wire am make e eat him food without meat, he will just smell the food , look me bad eye and walk away

I had to learn this trick and boom, he eats everything now

Lwkm...!! Your dog is very funny oO, she be like, I will just die and leave this world for you....

Sucre6:
This is mine, he's name is chance aggressive as fvck, he use to be picky too and hardly eat any meal without meat inside the food until I learnt one trick

I always parboils my meat and each time I do, I sieve the water from the meat and store in the fridge, each time I its time for he's meal, I hit up the meat source and mix it inside his food and he will rush it thinking the whole food is meat , him think say e get sense

Una shaah get too much strength, that was how my dog use to behave (if no Titus fish or any animal, she won't eat) until hunger wire am and she realised buhari is the president of Nigeria...

grop1040:
Because I formerly get access to her phone, she has graduated from keeping any secrets there. So am not expecting to see anything there. Trust me

Oh she graduated... Your wife must be very smart, but just to be at peace, what you don't know can never harm you...

Simp....!!! At this stress just for common ordinary kpekus that is everywhere!!

After giving her Money you are asking what should you do, give her more money bro, credit her account and shower her with gifts...

Interesting...if I say lemme advise you, gbese will surely happen, so I rather keep my mouth shut

But since she's your wife, try checking her whatsapp chat with your step bro, because from the look of things, your step bro sees your wife as "Our wife"

Image123:
Who interview help? Na jobless man dey photocopy CV share na oga. Obi needs all the interviews he can get. The other two main candidates don't really need it for now. If you understand Nigerian politics, no be by interview. This is still Sowore stage. You choose your choice wisely when in control. For now, APC is still in control.

control of what?? Even APC would be shocked at the level of stupidity most Nigerians has if they should garner up to 10million votes...

IbadeHQ:
You want to know

Tinubu _ 1st class accounting graduate

OBI-diot _ 3rd class philosophy graduate

Atiku _ Unknown.

This is what makes him the best.

You are indeed a shameless fellow

seunmsg:
Campaign never start and reasonable leaders from the SE are already pressing the necks of obituarists. The election go sweet die.

who is Nnamani by the way?? That one can't even win the president of his Umunnah clans meeting let alone influence those living in his neighbourhood

It's always pardoned looters
Agberos.
Drug barons and Criminals from S.E that keeps endorsing Tinubu

Timmy4real:
Nothing substantial with the articles about a wicked man forcing secondary school students to pay for 3 terms fees at once that school is not for the poor. Terrible

That news was taken out of context, he never said that, else the video will be trending like wildfire...But there is this particular video that said you must be recruited to the Nigerian Army to eat Agbado and cassava on daily basis, I know you don't like yourself, but atleast pity your unborn children and follow who know road...!!

Urchins are really doing overnight work...!! Ybe hardest job in Nigeria so far must be defending APC and Tinubu...!!

It's well tho...

Hehehehehe... wahala no dey finish

Lol...Nobody is changing anything!!

Cooking Gas- 900
Bread -1000
Fuel - 180
Dollar - 720
Education- Strike
Performance - Zero
Economy - devastated
Inflation - double digits
Unemployment - Extremely high

On top of that Muslim-Muslim tickets featuring A man with Parkison + A known Boko haram sponsor!!

Please how does APC plans to campaign and win this coming Election, Tinubu Urchins are indeed very funny set of people, They all need to be arrested for giving their elders hopeless hope in advance.

Realist12:
It's clear, such a man hardly sleep, you can tell he's passionate about his ambition.
All of his success didn't happen by miracle it's a lot of hardwork and planning yielding results now. We saw how he solicited support far and wide during the Primaries. While the other presidential candidates where no where to be found. After the victory they started saying he bribed the delegates yet they saw the process .
We need a hard worker that gets results. Not a radio presenter or an influencer.
Funny thing is we don't even hear them talk about Obi perfomance any more are they maxed out or they now see it's mediocrity they are hyping neither does Atiku talk about his cos he's banking on Obasanjo legacy yet the power sector he handled with all the huge funds failed till date.

mumu talk....he doesn't sleep because the Parkinson disease is seriously dealing with him, he has pledged to withdraw from the race but due to greed from his close associates and media urchins who are hellbent on chopping some of the proceeds from his drug money and clean mouth, they keep adding Nitro to his ass, lying to him that he's fit when they know deep down they won't even vote for him...!!

It's such a pity people like you keeps deceiving and lying to an elder statesman like Tinubu that he will become the President....He can become the President tho, but definitely the president of SW elders forum!!

mofedamijo:
There have always been these strikes for as long as I can remember...... This is not about APC or PDP. This is a Nigerian problem. The earlier y'all know this the better.

The politicians are all recycled. Someone in APC yesterday have moved to PDP today. Someone who slept in PDP yesterday is now in LP.

If you think the strike is a political party thing, then you better wake up.

A president ruling with NEPA bill certificate definitely has no interest in anything regarding Education, you need someone who is intellectually inclined who understands that most of human developments lies in education...So yes it's a political

The face shows no Remorse...That she will definitely do it over and over and over again!!

Ahhh....name of one of my nigga spotted!!!
But I counted 32 persons, so where did the remaining one person come from...!!

Tinubu will even step down before February...!!

Oblongata:
You make mockery of a man from southwest and you want southwest to support you? We are looking and seeing things clearer now. A true Omoluabi will never call BAT a Cassava and Agbado munching Gorilla. We don’t insult our elders. You keep making a mockery of BAT and we don’t really care because just as Biafra noise died a natural death, so will all these noise by next year. Help us divide Atiku’s vote(The real threat) in SE and SS. Thank you in Advance.

E body dey shake or e no dey shake...?? A true Omoluabi will never endorse another sick old man to be President, even Sango and Ogun won't be happy with their choice...!!

seunlayi:
Peter Obi has nothing to offer at the presidential level, you guys are just helping APC to return to power by splitting opposition votes into 2 - Atiku & obi

stale already...try new method!!