₦airaland Forum

Nice one...

Nawa oO.... Nigerians are fully satisfied celebrating nonsense in this country!!

Stallionhorse:
This your story is just like tinubu's campaign.. It has no directions.. How old is the guy? What is wrong with marrying a girl older than you? Will she be flogging you like a kid? Mehn! I really hate why I'm a country with people that reason like this.. Its so pathetic.. Do u eve know if your mum is older than your dad? Mimi society.

There is nothing wrong until the day there is a slight misunderstanding and she tell you to shut up that you are not her mate...!!

It's well ooO...just like that!!

The only thing you and your fellow fraudsters lack is financial intelligence, I knew so many guys like you currently in such scenario, the only thing they have to show for is pictures of them living the good life...

I hope and pray you get back on your feet...

Congratulations...

Our darling daddy...

Hmmm...I don't know about other countries but if I may ask, what happens to most of this drugs that has always been busted in Nigeria, because we all know corruption has eaten deeply and rooted at the bedrock of this nation

DaddyGideon:
Good day Nairalanders
I've been a regular member in here but I'd decided to open a fresh account for the sake of privacy, and please pardon my typographical errors or probably correct them for me cause I like learning.

So here's the thing, I've been working for someone as a labourer for the past five years in a small private company. A very stressful work and very time consuming that I see no future in it and its affecting my health at the same time causeI always look stressed up, however I've been able to save a little over 3 million within this period of time. But your man is getting old, am 27 and by now I'm supposed to have a sable business of my own I should be doing.

Now am planning to leave the work cause to me it seems like I've wasted all this years cause I don't have any single skill to start with, I have no knowledge of any business to venture into and if I decide to go and start learning handwork it will take me more time, hence my confusion.. So many thought have been going through my mind. if I should relocate, buy a small car and start uber business or if I should look for a way and leave the country, or if I should just venture into business.

Please guys what do you advise me to do

Please for the sake of had I known, perish any idea to Japa if you don't have atleast who and where to lay your head at night when you get there...!! It's a suicide mission and you might end up falling for scammers in the name of embassy agents...

Your best shot now is too continue your work and start any online sales with some fraction of that money in any business while you build your customers from there...

This one loud oO...but let's blame it on the innocent alcohol

Nothing for United this season and next season's to come, I can set my scrotum...

Bunch of average overhyped players...!!

Onu.... chest beaters just like one certain tribe we have here, anyways I trust Israel to the needful when it's time...

kerry57:
That club will be confused throughout the season. Why sack him after playing against the top clubs in England? He won his first match for God sake. Let's see who will come and do the magic for them.

my thoughts anyways...They beat Villa and have played 3 out of the top 6 clubs in England, the board must be really sick, were they expecting him to beat City, Arsenal and Liverpool, very idiotic board

mrmayoh:
We will keep borrowing as long as we subsidized fuel, education, electricity, health etc.

Imagine paying N6.72trn for fuel subsidy, that's stupidity.

Students pay N30,000 per session as fees in Federal Universities and you expect Nigerian University to be great. The cheapest university in South Africa is above 1 million naira.

Let's tell ourselves the truth.

stop defending a failed government...there are many resources in Nigeria which are under utilized but your problem alone is education, even if the Nigerian government decides to make education free across the nations, with good and effective leadership, it will have a negative impact on the our GDP...

You talked about SA while making references with our weak currency, don't you think if naira was more stable with more value it won't amount to such exorbitant price payable in SA...?? Nigeria has a lot of work to do but I can assure you, it can only gets worse because we are solely in love with our oppressors...

Nigerians shaaah...

Chaos14:
I remember a day i helped a female friend who had been stranded by the guy she went to meet so i got her a uber and gave her some money. Fastforward. Three days later i asked her how she ways she said she was okay. then i jokingly asked her " can't you say thank you for what happened" then she said "why must you men always ask for something in return".
so now i want to ask why its hard for females to say thank you nlfpmod

Omo ehh... it's tiring shaah!! Once bought chops for one in a bus, gave her a chest and knee to sleep on, held her phone while she slept off and there was no thank you at the end, she just woke up and zoomed off...

It goes like this, there was this girl I met on the bus while traveling, she came and sat next to me, so my friend at the front row said something like "He's handsome and loaded o" and she immediately introduced herself to me while I returned the favour...I decided to get something chewing for my myself and my friend and also took her along, throughout the journey we had some nice gists and she even slept on my chest and knee, but from our gists I quickly knew she was a hook up bitch...

Babe woke up, pressed her phone and started giving me some lamba, not knowing my rare side eagle eye quickly caught the moment a nigga was telling her to come to Benin that he would give her 20K, she now told me her mom is sick and nobody is there to take care of her and she needs a return journey from P.H to benin, she kept on bringing the issue and was expecting me to tip her some bucks not knowing manipulation doesn't work on me, Me I just encouraged her not to take that risk and wait for tmao before going on a sex trip...so when we got our destination, she highlighted and zoomed off without saying a word to me...

A graduate of John doe...
A follower of Shola and a role model of Andrew Tate can never simp for anybody...

Most guys just need a place to call home where they can sleep and have peace of mind while the other gender sees men's apartment as an avenue for making Snapchats and tik tok videos...!!

My friend started like this and it went on for over 8months, today there is nothing you won't see in his apartment...

Lol...

Jones4190:
A local champion built his party ACN from the scratch, won 6 states, had 6 governors from 2 regions, 19 Senators including Ngige from the SE, and 50 HOR members, the Minority leader seat of the NASS, 136 House of Assembly members. Tell us anyone else who did it like him.

so because of that we should all compensate him with a presidency right, since it was him alone that did all this, he should go ahead and declare himself the President

SeaTrade:
One weyrey billed me 400k for knacks for VI a few days back,I price am down to 60k and was willing to pay,
However when I got close to her,found out she bleached terribly and is just a local hustler in ballers space opportuned by conji to even speak to a nigga like me.
I told her that let me go and withdraw the funds,that I don't transfer.
She say make she follow me before another girl carry me,I declined.
I boned her,went up to sleep.
She call tire ,I no pick.
She sent a text that "if I'm broke,I should just say so".
I just smiled and didn't respond.
I'm not in the habit of giving champagne to maltina girls, make she try gee boys jarey
I pay according to cleanliness,I'm hardly carried away!

The bolded comments shaah

Kingcalls:
U are even dumber thst I taught ... he was subbed cos he's humble chai... illiteracy comes in different forms

says someone who didn't even know the colour of jersey PSG was putting on... please swerve!!

Mirawonder007:
I wonder cause I no know wetin that guy dey see his headlines

I just tire I swear...

plaindealer:
Not a fan of Reno, but I see a lot of sense here.

Peter Obi and his followers are always dodging Mondays. Why? Una dey fear your own people?

Yea we dey fear... nobody is an idiot to come out and face people with AK-47 who doesn't have conscience, even Soldiers and Police with weapons are nowhere to be found every Mondays let alone ordinary citizens...

Tell Oga Reno to enter Nigeria and campaign for Atiku, Atiku is already having minus one vote from Reno as we speak....

Kingcalls:
How stupid can someone sound ... he had better ratings but was subbed off ...and the ones with lower ratings played 90 mins while they were searching for a win .... y are u messi people so deluded ...living in lala land

You are very sick in the head as if you don't know Mbappe owes PSG nigga was selfish throughout the game, PSG would have won that match if Mbappe was a team player...Yes the coach subbed off Messi because he knows he's the most humble player among the trio, subbing Neymer would got him annoyed while subbing Mbappe would have made him lose his job...

Binancian:
Yea
The GPL
Guardiola premier league

Lwkm...

Binancian:
Yea the one a team swallowed 9 goals the other day

You mean the Man city League...??

God1000:
Messi is my guy, though we are not seeing much spectacular performance from him in PSG, but he will always be Messi.

The topic is misleading, Messi played very well in that match but Mbappe's selfishness will be the downfall of that team...

Ahhh...the same match I watched, how did Messi struggled?? Someone with a better rating than Neymer and Mbappe but got subbed off...

Madam leave Messi alone naw, your self acclaimed GOAT is currently a bench warmer who ain't even guaranteed coming in as a substitute in the next 5 matches but your problem is still Messi...very anyhow human being

SafariHunter:
Gbgege!!!!!
Team poison will spew tales of trash..

Alcohol poisoning is a thing and men dey over indulge these days. E fit be expired spirit or a jilted lover...
RiP, died with your homeys...

do spirit expire?? I thought it's the longer the years, the fresher the wine as long as its still bottled...

A finished man...

jeromestarks:
It's a lie. They will care if your father married your mom as a virgin. I am not shitting you, I am very serious.
Everyone values a virgin and her fruit; I can not say same for a woman who has slept with many men and can't really tell the real father of her children.

Would you as an uncle care for a child that you don't really know if it's your brother's or not?

what a point, so you mean to say your father told his brother/s that your mother is a virgin or not after sleeping with her...I'm hearing things