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RomanceRe: Weird Encounter With A Lady In Abuja This Evening by Slynation(m): 2:58pm On Sep 25, 2023
Watinhapen:
A woman driving a big SUV doesn’t have fuel in the car, doesn’t have cash, and also doesn’t have money in her bank account? Is that not questionable. A lot of people are saying you would’ve helped her just because she’s a female. A lot of scams and atrocities are going on in Nigeria. If you lose guard, you will be the victim instead of the good samaritan most people are claiming to be here.
The only sensible comment here...like, you can imagine!! She doesn't have husband?? Boyfriend or one of those Alhaji bankrolling her she can ask for such herculean favour...😂 And people get mind dey say OP for buy her fuel, someone that is driving a bigger car than the OP from the way he explained the big SUV...

Anybody that doesn't have money for fuel should sell his or her car, the country is already hard, do not make it harder for others.
RomanceRe: Weird Encounter With A Lady In Abuja This Evening by Slynation(m):
Joeyfizzo:
I wud have helped her if I had the cash even if it was a male. U never know tommorrow. A guy was stranded yesterday ...his car overheated and his battery ran low ....he had a Jumper and was begging commuters for assistance to connect his jumper to thier battery so he cud power his car....nobody stopped....he waved at me for help stretching out his jumper ....I stopped n assisted. It was a success ...nobody died! Learn to lend a helping hand folks
It's a different scenario bro, you might not have helped if he needed cash...!! We are not talking about the usual urgent 2K here, like you expect OP to part away with about 10K just because he's meeting someone for the first time on an unusual setting...

Lemme just conclude that the lady in question was testing if the kayamata she just did was legit...!!
RomanceRe: Weird Encounter With A Lady In Abuja This Evening by Slynation(m): 2:41pm On Sep 25, 2023
Omo...the comments here is just somehow!!

So because she's a beautiful lady she thinks she can just wake up one morning or afternoon and drive on empty tank hoping to meet simps that will fuel her car in this harsh economy. Her audacity is top notch tho...!!

O.P you did very well...!! Don't allow anybody to deceive you with nobody knows tomorrow, that's the most manipulative line on earth. Irrespective of your help or help from others, people will always sort themselves out...
EducationRe: KSU Fresh Graduate Killed By Cow Few Days After His Pictures Went Viral (pics) by Slynation(m): 10:34pm On Sep 24, 2023
thesicilian:
Nothing like village people here. Thousands of people die everyday in Nigeria from various causes. This one is only looking special because he was already popular on social media.
Oga... this one na pure village people. Village people dey exist guy!!
EducationRe: KSU Fresh Graduate Killed By Cow Few Days After His Pictures Went Viral (pics) by Slynation(m): 10:27pm On Sep 24, 2023
Na village people.... nothing anybody can tell me about this one.
TravelRe: Long Distance Travel: What Do You Eat Or Drink Before You Travel? by Slynation(m): 4:06pm On Sep 24, 2023
I can go a full day without eating...so what to eat ain't a problem. As someone who was normally frequently between North and South East during school days!! I will only get myself a sprite and bottle water, and will only have my pee at the designated places the bus normally stops for people to ease off. But if I'm that pressed which has happened only once, na inside one of my empty water bottle or sprite can I run my thing...!!

As for poopoo, it will never happen to me because I watch what to eat before travelling. For those that eat anything on the way, please get fragil drugs beforehand traveling, it will tighten your stomach against poopoo.
Christianity EtcRe: Find Any Three Of These Words In The Scripture And Win $100,000 – Reno by Slynation(m): 1:01pm On Sep 24, 2023
Nonsense....Reno get $100,000 ?? That should be the first question one should ask
BusinessRe: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by Slynation(m): 6:02pm On Sep 21, 2023
eteebanky:
Return Goods policy has a part in their misfortune

Jumia will accept everything from you without even questioning you

There was a Day I got a message to come for my item in their pick-up station in my area

While they are sorting for my Goods, I saw a lot of people coming to return their items

Even brand new flat screen Television, air conditioner, freezers was not left out, people came to return it and jumia keep accepting them

Nigerians are very wicked, the flat screen TV, smartphone you unbox, unsealed...... you still have the mind to return it, how did you expect jumia to resell it......wicked people


Before I order an item on jumia, I always check reviews, descriptions on the said products before I order, jumia never disappoint me

The very first time I ordered on jumia was 2017, till date they never disappoint me, I have ordered up to 30 items through the platform
Oga keep quiet, if the items where good, don't you think nobody will return them...!! What is so difficult for jumia to upload only original products on their website and maintain that standard...

You are lucky to get good items doesn't mean other are lucky as well...

You will see jumia upload the same item, one will be like 150K while the other will be like 125K. Any rational human will go for the cheaper one, after all, it's same product and quality from the pictures. Then when you get the item, you will realise that it's nothing to write home about, and you expect Nigerians not to return the nonsense...Baba rest abeg!!
BusinessRe: Francis Dufay Plans To Rescue Jumia by Slynation(m): 5:58pm On Sep 21, 2023
They caused there downfall, too many fake products and bad reviews. Bought two shoes from Jumia only for both of them to spoil the first time I wore it...I wanted to reject it outrightly, but the agent convinced me and I stupidly had pity on him!!

Since that day, I cancelled jumia and anything online products, I only trade on jiji when I meet the seller and survey the product I want to buy before paying...
EducationRe: Tuition Fees Increment: OAU Students Threaten To Shut Campus by Slynation(m): 9:08pm On Sep 18, 2023
They have to oO... that's how Unizik students went on protest in 2021 for same reason!! This ugly trend must stop...But since the government are no longer sponsoring private universities, I don't know what the outcome would be.
EducationRe: Sexual Harassment: UNIZIK Launches ‘Operation Speak Out’ by Slynation(m): 9:02pm On Sep 18, 2023
The truth of the matter is that nobody can stop this trend, because in most cases, it's a win win situation for both students and the lecturers...I'm an Alumni of Unizik and the fact is that most ladies don't read, they rather travel round Nigeria in the name of hookup and come during the exams periods only, at the end of the day, they make A's and B's and you begin to ask question yourself...

Every exam period, that's when I used to see beautiful ladies with skin like milk as my coursemates back then making sharp A's and B's...

Omo... forget, Unizik get fine fine babes shaah!! I won't blame those lecturers at all, it only take grace to resist those Mani water when they enter your office to complain to you "sir...I missed your quiz" while showcasing their padded standing boobs...
PoliticsRe: Enugu Signs Electricity Bill Into Law, Targets 30 Billion USD Economy by Slynation(m): 2:40pm On Sep 18, 2023
And where will this $30Billion come from?? The masses right...
PoliticsRe: US Panel Terminates Gbajabiamila's Law License For Stealing Money - Gazette by Slynation(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2023
But over here...The thief is an icon and he's been celebrated nationwide!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by Slynation(m): 2:14pm On Sep 18, 2023
Standstrong:
Because they failed to understand my own point
Bro...!!! Do not feel bad whatever anybody is saying, you saw an opportunity to make extra 15K in one day and trust me nobody will miss such opportunity, location was even close by...

Your boss overreacted simply because he was'nt in good terms with the man, he wouldn't sack you if the man you worked for was his friend, I can only understand from his perspective that you unknowingly made contact with his perceived enemy thereby jeopardizing his safety... Anything other than that is absolutely bullshit, you are not a signboard that should mount one place and wait till 6pm before Oga shows up while you can easily make extra 15k nearby in this harsh economy...!!

Bros ehh, lemme tell you something, in this life, sometimes you must have to asslick people/persons in other to reach your goals, and you have to learn how to tell harmless lies in other to save yourself... cheesy your honesty got you sacked, a simple I went to buy something down the street would have save us all this epistle...!! cheesy

Everybody bashing you currently would have done the same thing if laced in your shoes including I myself, but since there is a scapegoat, let's crucify him...!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Slynation(m): 1:40pm On Sep 18, 2023
caprini1:
Under pressure any adult might not divide 21 by 3, people should cut this kids on BBN naija some slack,its not really easy knowing that all eyes are on you 24hrs and they try to avoid mistakes by making more mistakes 😂,its not easy.
Lol...stop defending nonsense...!! What pressure if I may ask? Imagine questions they failed...

-Who is the current INEC chairman... (Angel)
-7 X 0 = ?? (Alex)
-ROI stands for what...(Pere)
-GDP stands for what... (Mercy)
-The first man that landed on Moon (Soma)
-NBC stands for what... (Angel)

And so many others I can't remember...!! What pressure can make an adult to fail this questions?? 😂 It's not pressure bro, wetin you no know you no know...
TV/MoviesRe: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Slynation(m): 1:33pm On Sep 18, 2023
Switruth:
They are empty skulls. I asked my little daughter the questions they failed and she got them right. How Alex wan take quote constitution in a court house ?
Asin ehh, I was so shocked they were busy showcasing their dullness on national TV...
RomanceRe: How Japa Changed My Life Within 3 Years: A Story Shared From Place Of Grace by Slynation(m): 9:09pm On Sep 17, 2023
advanceDNA:
The bolded should have made u realize the guy has been on a sarcastic mode all along.......
Omo...I just weak for that line!!
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Slams Nigerians Demanding Justice For Mohbad by Slynation(m): 9:05pm On Sep 17, 2023
Yul is one man I respect so much, even when the wife was ranting, I knew there was more to it...But for an action man like Yul who believes talk is cheap, silent is golden...!!

All of us sudden, Mohbad is everywhere, people showing fake love just to trend and feel among, like he rightly said, of Mohbad death touch you, send money to his family members, console them and stop disturbing our timeline...
PoliticsRe: Yul Edochie Slams Nigerians Demanding Justice For Mohbad by Slynation(m): 9:02pm On Sep 17, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
look at this Ekuke

Is it a lie that you impregnated another woman?..

Is it a lie that she forced you to marry her?.. even against your will..

is it a lie that your first wife left your stupid asss?...

Is it a lie that you are not in good terms with some members of your immediate family because of your fk'up?

Is it a lie that your son would have been here if you didn't misbehave and abandoned them?..


No lie was made against you, bloody he goat..

Your endorsements are gradually drying up..
You are simply not informed...!! And it's not your fault, leave Yul matter...
RomanceRe: How Japa Changed My Life Within 3 Years: A Story Shared From Place Of Grace by Slynation(m): 8:52pm On Sep 17, 2023
Habanero05:
At lest I’m in Canada. The number of white people I’ve touched and hugged, u on the other hand can only dream of it. Because you live in Nigeria where u can barely afford to eat. I know you’re also dying to come here and you’ll kill to be here. Keep deceiving urself
What fuckerry...!! angry this is exactly where I confirmed you are suffering from low IQ, low self esteem and and everything associated with low...
TV/MoviesRe: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Slynation(m): 8:18pm On Sep 17, 2023
valentineuwakwe:
Them dey form super star and models yet empty brains......simple current affairs questions they couldn't answer!
Aswear... someone failed the meaning of GDP...

The one wey tire me pass, upon all the wailings and shouting from people all over Nigeria, someone couldn't answer a question of "who is the current INEC chairman...😂🤣
TV/MoviesRe: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Slynation(m): 8:16pm On Sep 17, 2023
porthouse7:
na white money, reason they evict him like a thief today
Lol... grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by Slynation(m): 7:57pm On Sep 17, 2023
This show is becoming annoyingly annoying... what's the essence of evicting just Doyin last week only to carry-out exodus of evictions tonight...I wonder who they were protecting last week...!!
CrimeRe: My Friend Bought Iphone 14 Pro Max For 50k by Slynation(m): 11:53pm On Sep 16, 2023
This is quite hilarious...🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
RomanceRe: Best Come Back Line Ever For Greedy Women. by Slynation(m): 11:45pm On Sep 16, 2023
Samantha124:
But you guys are missing something here, let's be honest here... I father can no longer be financially supporting a daughter that is no longer a virgin.

Because immediately she starts sleeping with men, she becomes their responsibility, unless she's working and is able to provide for herself.

Imagine a girl that's sleeping with her boyfriend anyhow going to her father to ask for money for sanitary pads, when she has a man that's been drilling that same hole she needs sanitary pads for.

Immediately a girl becomes sexually active, then her mother should become her father's only responsibility since she's his wife and the one sleeping with him... Unless the father still insist on sending her the money.
So what happens to her two legs and two hands...?? So.she can't work to fend for herself right!!

If they tell some of you that you have chicken brains, they will think it's an insult, but it is pure fact...!!
PhonesRe: I Never Understand Why People Buy Them by Slynation(m): 11:23pm On Sep 16, 2023
Oga try rest... it's nobody's fault apple knows how to market themselves and has kept a high standard for themselves...
Music/RadioRe: Top 5 Nigerian Musicians Who Couldn't Seized The Moment by Slynation(m): 3:50pm On Sep 15, 2023
Memphis357:
The current generation of artists all around the world na thrash, Nigerian artists included. With the exception of The Weeknd and J.Cole.
Nobody is stopping you from becoming the next 2pac, weekend or J.cole...if e easy enter studio naw...!! It is very easy to criticize from the window...!!

You go just open mouth dey yarn dust...!!! 🙄🙄 A Memphis for a reason!!!
PoliticsRe: We Will Spend ₦‎5 Billion To Renovate Governor’s Office – Otu by Slynation(m): 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2023
Omo ehhh, the manner in which this guys are looting the country with reckless abandon, one can only imagine if these country will ever get better...!! #5Billion just to renovate office, how much did Davido build his house in banana island again...!!

#Nobody really cares if the nation is building to the ground, the politicians only care about themselves...
PoliticsRe: Adaora Soludo: We Left Nigeria Over Threats After My Dad Reformed Banking Sector by Slynation(m): 8:40am On Sep 14, 2023
Too many kids with no sense on this platform... it's becoming unbearably annoying to keep up
SportsRe: Full List Of The 24 Countries That Qualified For 2023 AFCON by Slynation(m): 8:24am On Sep 14, 2023
No team in Africa is more star studded, organized and play good football like Morocco...they should just give them the trophy in advance...!!
PoliticsRe: The Peter Obi Then And Peter Obi Now (photo) by Slynation(m): 6:11pm On Sep 13, 2023
It's okay...Peter Obi is not the president neither will be ever be the president due to Northern influence. Enjoy your Tinubu and his predecessors in advance...

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