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Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m): 4:12pm On Jun 16, 2020
coputa:
you 're lucky o,congratulations!!!
Lol... Thanks bro
I hope it stays that way
Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m): 4:05pm On Jun 16, 2020
friday2011:
No mind me jare, just joking... grin

The guy no serious... Na only am get problem?

If he narrate in story now, you go see say na 1 yeye matter wan make am commit suicide...

If he hear another person own...

He go chil...
Don't mind him, I'm very sure thorough investigation would proof his GF just left him grin he thought he can install Buhari for us and die before 2023... Na lie oO, we all are in this together grin
Politics › Re: Protests Rock Kaduna Over Killings (Photos, Video) by Slynation(m): 4:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
The Killing is just so much, Going to Kaduna itself it like walking your way to death, By Bus the thought of going through Abuja/Kaduna expressway for 2hrs is frightening, By Air, one will have to land in Northern Kaduna, that's where most of this Kidnappers operate... The only option left is to make a stop at Abuja and board a train... But for how long will this continue, I wish the era of Operation Yaki under Arc. Namadi Sambo can be reinstituted
Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m): 3:45pm On Jun 16, 2020
coputa:
why 're you still keeping your own.you prefare a life of penury and servitude.
No bro... I'm doing well
Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m): 3:43pm On Jun 16, 2020
[quote author=friday2011 post=90734669][/quote]Lol... You dey vex o grin grin
Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m): 3:30pm On Jun 16, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Do you know any buyerhuh
Lol.... Go and meet different Doctors at the hospital, They must have one or two connection
Crime › Re: Police In Lagos Prevent Frustrated Man From Jumping Into The Lagoon (Photos) by Slynation(m):
Eya... Things are really hard in this Country, But Suicide ain't the best way to end it all....

I heard the price of Kidney is over $150K now

Modified :Please oO, I don't know where they are selling grin grin
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Orders Removal Of Roadblocks At Kaduna's State Boundaries by Slynation(m): 3:18pm On Jun 16, 2020
missingribs:
Are you in kaduna right now....pls i need some information to make certian decision.
If you are in kaduna your opinion will be highly needed.

Pls i need the attention of anyone in kadanu
Noo bro, I'm out of town....The lockdown prevented me
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Orders Removal Of Roadblocks At Kaduna's State Boundaries by Slynation(m): 10:19am On Jun 16, 2020
rxmusa:
The best governor we've ever had in Kaduna State
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If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.

Elbert Hubbard
Which useless best governor...
The best Governor of Kaduna State is Arc. Namadi Sambo.... Both Northerner and Southern Kaduna State were carried along
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by Slynation(m): 10:08am On Jun 16, 2020
Adek15:
maybe you should check makelele Stat too. Remember he was one of the best midfielders in his prime
Lol.... Oga leave that thing,
Mikel no dey push attack simple
Family › Re: Should The Man Pay It? by Slynation(m): 10:31pm On Jun 15, 2020
Lol... My special kind of man grin
Greedy family...They should help your brother to contribute money for his marriage, what rubbish....!!

This is an eye opener for all aspiring guys planning to get married, If the girls family decides to extort you in the name of marriage, if you can pay it, just pay, but after that they shouldn't receive any shi-shi from you anymore since they sold their daughter...
Sports › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by Slynation(m): 9:40pm On Jun 15, 2020
mediocre:
Here come the stat mongers, he was a DM. you know, defensive midfielder? whose primary job wasn't to score goals
Then check Michael Essien's stats and get back to me...
Politics › Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Slynation(m): 9:25pm On Jun 15, 2020
TwentyOnePilots:
... meaning his mumu is "extraordinary"! grin grin grin
Serious one o... grin FFK is my guy but I disagree with him on this one
Politics › Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Slynation(m): 2:39pm On Jun 15, 2020
holycup:
Every nonsensical nonsense tweet FFK does must not be a news here pls.....mods please take note!!!

So many matters to settle for our country
It's because the mods knew quite well many people will attack him thereby generating more traffic grin
Politics › Re: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by Slynation(m): 2:36pm On Jun 15, 2020
Only for Lady....
This one wan turn houseboy....

This one had been watching too many telemundo
Family › Re: What Was Your Monthly Income When You Married? by Slynation(m): 2:19pm On Jun 15, 2020
zeenaman:
What was your monthly income when you, as a man took the bold decision of marrying her?

Does marriage really pave ways for more blessings?

I'm thinking of taking the giant step at 30, but really scared of the future.

Please share your experience so that intending husbands like me can get motivation.
If I can't make a profit of at least 5K daily in any business, Marriage can wait...

Mistake most people usually make is getting married without family planning, how can someone be earning less than 30K then get married and start giving birth like rat, frustration may kill you oO... So it's a matter of planning ahead and let your partner understand your financial strength
Romance › Re: . by Slynation(m): 1:00am On Jun 15, 2020
lefulefu:
u dont know friends of benefit sex is very sweet cheesy
Lol... I know naw grin but Op made it looks as if our Nigerian girls ain't trying grin
Romance › Re: . by Slynation(m):
RighteousI:
If you marry a white European girl she will:

Be humble

Be polite

Show manners

Be grateful

Give you a powerful international passport

Give you citizenship of a developed country

Make you a millionaire due to the citizenship

Be less likely to cheat



If you marry a Nigerian girl she will:

Not be humble

Be impolite

Show no manners

Be ungrateful

Have no passport to give you

Have no citizenship to give you

Make you poor

She is highly likely to cheat with her boss for 45 minutes at work, afterwich she comes back home without you knowing she has cheated.


As the "returning officer" I hereby declare that the white European girls have won this contest... lol.

Guys, let this be a lesson to you, there are loads of single European girls that want husbands. You can try going online. Why not try your luck with the European girls and become respected, loved, cherished and rich.

Believe it or not, it is a win win win situation with the European girls and it is a lose lose lose situation with the Nigerian girls.
Rubbish.... It's high time we stop belittling our Nigerian Ladies especially when you haven't crossed the boarders

Same white ladies you meet today, knack her in 15minutes time, the next day you both are strangers na e you come here dey hype... Unless you are talking of the fat ones wey nobody dey reason their matter for there, off course we all knew fat people are humble
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Too Much Profit A Sin? by Slynation(m): 11:44pm On Jun 14, 2020
JourneytoEL:
Personally, a gain of 300k is not greedy or sinful because it is not excess. Remember, you did not add shop rent, shop maintenance costs, staff salaries, tax etc. Besides, you did not state how long it takes to sell it all off. If it takes 2 months to make a gain of 300k on a product, it means the business is not yet successful sef. The bible is against using false scales and Cheating People and also against inflating prices to frustrate people. Eg garri that is normally sold for #500 per paint because you heard the government is introducing a lockdown you sell that same stock for #1500 per paint.
And you ended up contradicting yourself
Romance › Re: Guys,what Do You Call A Perfect Woman? by Slynation(m): 11:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
amosrich:
Lol..I will greet her oo
It's TRUE you have to mould...but you wont mould with anyhow clay na...you have to find a suitable clay too..
There is no best way to get that suitable clay... grin
Women are just unpredictable...
Romance › Re: Guys,what Do You Call A Perfect Woman? by Slynation(m): 11:21pm On Jun 14, 2020
amosrich:
I stumbled upon this write up in a friends diary and I thought,this might be his own definition of the perfect woman...
What do you call a perfect womanhuh

"I want a woman,
who has dark hair,dark eyes,
between the height of 5.4 to 5.9,
very feminine,graceful,
outgoing,funny,intelligent,strong,confident,
sure of herself,has a great body, in great shape,
and with a great personality.
Superb sense of humour..
I want someone that can pitch and catch with me,
someone who when I banter with her is not going to collapse because she has a great self esteem,
or become insulted by every other thing I say..
I want a woman that will stay in her centre and not get pushed off,someone who gives as good as she gets...
I want a singer.
I want a black woman, not in colour but in race...
someone who is a good actor but not a drama queen
someone who is calm but not moody...
Someone who has self esteem,but not proud...
Someone who is playful but not unserious..
Someone who laughs...
A homely queen!!!.This is what I need."

Read and share your thoughts.
When you see her.... Tell her I'm greeting

You can only mould a man/woman to your taste
Politics › Re: Beautiful Areas In Awka You haven't Seen (photos And Video ) by Slynation(m): 11:05pm On Jun 14, 2020
Twistaray:
Check this one out too.

Please, let's always tell the truth.
Please check maitaima using same altitude...
I want to see something
Politics › Re: Beautiful Areas In Awka You haven't Seen (photos And Video ) by Slynation(m): 11:00pm On Jun 14, 2020
vanunu:
Amazing, where do Igbos get there own money?
Most Igbos are now seeing reasons why they should invest at home... I knew what many big names lost in the Northern States just because of crisis...
Politics › Re: Beautiful Areas In Awka You haven't Seen (photos And Video ) by Slynation(m): 10:58pm On Jun 14, 2020
Awka is gradually transforming....
The real deal is continuity, Obiano continued from where Peter Obi stopped...
Politics › Re: El-Rufai’s Email Saying Southern Women Youth Corpers Are Seen As Whores - Reno by Slynation(m): 9:42pm On Jun 14, 2020
Daddysidhan:
The igbos have been threatening to vote for a northerner in 2023" here is the opportunity before your eyes. At least the first prime minister of Nigeria that the igbos voted for has the same character with hell-fire abi na elrufai be him name
We all know the core problem of Nigeria is the Northerners, but the main issue is that the South, East and West have blatantly refused to align to eradicate that problem...
Politics › Re: Obaseki Meets With Udom Emmanuel In Uyo by Slynation(m): 9:22pm On Jun 14, 2020
cry
Peridotushers18:
So interstate law no hold am abi
From this part of the world, Rules and Laws are only meant for the poor and a nobody...
Politics › Re: Obaseki Meets With Udom Emmanuel In Uyo by Slynation(m): 9:09pm On Jun 14, 2020
Lol... This one has transformed into a political wonderer grin
PDP upholding him as their governorship flag bearer means they would still blackamail him with same certificate saga in case any discrepancies arises in future, that's if he eventually wins the election..

I remembered vividly last 4 years when Ize-iyamu and most Edo citizens(PDP) was screaming of how APC shared face-cap and handbands to only those that would vote for APC....Obaseki was smiling and nodding his head while Oshiomole was busy controlling midfield like Xavi, now body go tell am grin

#No permanent friends and Enemies in Politics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Eibar (3 - 1) On 14 June 2020 by Slynation(m): 7:24pm On Jun 14, 2020
caniva:
Abeg.... lipsrsealed

make Real Madrid no score again oh...na 3 : 0 correct score I played oh!
Just forget about that ticket...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Eibar (3 - 1) On 14 June 2020 by Slynation(m): 7:02pm On Jun 14, 2020
kenzysmith:
my brother is close to the stadium he told me by 35mins he will run to hug bezema guys watch out he is a barber in madrid and he is planning to go into music he just want to trend and build is career.
This ain't the right time to trend o, make they nogo deport say e wan give Benzema CoronaVirus.... Besides I don't think security will let any fans into the stadium
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Eibar (3 - 1) On 14 June 2020 by Slynation(m): 6:57pm On Jun 14, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Haters Full Ground
I'm not a hater please...both if you want Barca to loss while Real to win, Perhaps you are certainly the hater here

All is want is equality till the end of the season grin
Romance › Re: 6 Things Ladies Should Never Do On A First Date by Slynation(m): 6:54pm On Jun 14, 2020
AiteeAitee:
This is what ladies need to know. I don't know why many ladies think men are money machines and order what their fathers' may not even be able to afford on a date. I am a female but I believe it is not fair to men sad

Shoutout to the men on this forum who work hard to make money, I pray God bless your hustle. If you notice any lady who wants to use you as her ATM, forget beauty or shape and drop her straight up.

They don't deserve you cool
Wish I can like this post more than once...
Celebrities › Re: 2020 NET Award: Davido Emerges As The Most Popular Music Artist(Photos) by Slynation(m): 6:45pm On Jun 14, 2020
Confusion everywhere.... grin grin Davido wins most popular musician while Wizkid wins most search musician... Shey nobi who know person dey do research about amgrin

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