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wrong choice.....
it's quite easy to play football but managing a football team is another ball game entirely

sonature1:
She took the picture

She took wetin? what happened to at least selfie? or u wanna tell me they can't hire a photographer?
Baba this there honeymoon looks outlandish

Which kind marriage is this...?
ON YOUR OWN kinda marriage
Me I'm confused oO

nawa o

Lol....Some girls are just too funny shaah
I even thought the long distance was just around Nigeria like Abuja 2 Enugu!! Aunty please lemme ask u one thing, don't u have conscience?? do you want konji to kill that young man u claimed to love over there? how can u be in Nigeria yet u still wanna claim sole ownership of that young man's preek?? it's not possible... He should return back for you, that's the most important aspects u should be thinking about and not whether he is straffing or not

Misses next match.....

Okay..... Am on my way!!

Delivar:
Dating Wizkid was what made her famous. Without it a lot of people wouldn't know her and why she is making news, therefore introducing her as Wizkid's ex is still necessary to clarify her identity. If she doesn't want to be addressed as Wizkid's ex she has to make a name for herself.

in as much as the prefix 'ex' ain't healthy for her anymore, u are on point!! Imagine the topic as Sophia Alakija "We be like who tha phuck is she? perhaps she has accepted her fate!!

kayus4live:
419. Police will surely catch you one day

Stop wasting ur time on this kinda people....
Have u ever seen any nairalander looking for filling station to buy?

Are just de pity Chelsea FC shaaah....
If Gonzalo Higuian fit troway Messi assists...
wetin una think say e go do Hazard own??
Na to de gbalum ball dash fans naw...

Younghacka:
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Maybe The Senior Manager For Give Me Group Beating Cos They Respect That Their Coordinator Woman No Be Here. . . I No Know Wetin She Day Put For Mouth Talk To Them. . .
And The Senior Manager That Put Her Hand In My Pocket Was The One That Was Lapped By Her Fellow Senior Manager In The KEKE. . .

Now i get it....
guess they are always enjoying her kpekus juice

Younghacka:
When I Left The Place I Started Regretting Why I Didn't Just Stand Up And Tell Everybody That It's A Scam Or Better Still Walk Up To The Coordinator And Give Her A Dirty Slap.

That dirty slap could have been the surest thing

Good riddance.....

GeoSilYe:
Dem dey wait you

Lol..... which one is stealing his style again? nothing wey we nogo hear for this naija

Ahhh..... With all the quotes their father thought them about women, they still went ahead and misbehave chai....

Nairalander say this prayer with me below!!

I just wished some people's brain will return back to default setting..
!!Stupid people everywhere....


And to that mod that banned me from Political section for no just reason!! You will hear from my lawyer very soon

They don start again abi....

Lagbaja01:
Now you are taking this personal...shey persin cannot joke with you again

Lol.....

Lagbaja01:
This animal doesnt deserve death, it ought to have been captured and taken back to the wild where it belongs.

Owk... mayb if u see one is ur house, capture it and take it to the wild where it belongs

Eberechi24:
And He would be among those bashing girls online
Nigerian girls ayaf suffered.

Noo no no.... The man can never be a Nigerian guy, He's from Kenya

Lwkm...... This more of a comedy than story interestingly I experienced this in the past!! But OP i must confess u got chills, me i left them in middle of the jamboree, Say i no fight them that day is by the grace of God because they made me to write an application letter, CV included, bring 4 passports,dress in cooperate,and the most painful aspect is that they told me to come as early as 7am if not i should forget about the job, me thinking it was genuine went 6:30am only to wait for the idiots till about 11:30am without eating anything.... They are lucky it wasn't anywhere closer to my hood, i would have broken someone's head before leaving

Lol.... well United shouldn't even be bordered about Neymer, Kylian Mbappe is more dangerous in attack

MCMXCVIII:
Heheheheheheeee Battle of foreheads

wickedt somebody....

QuickStandard:




I met two pretty ladies at the bus stop last week Tuesday, they wanted to lap when a bus came by, and I told them to seat that I will pay for the second seat.

When we came down I saw them behind me again and we entered the same vehicle again to the next stop, and I repeated the process.

Without exchanging words. Though I observed the thank you were plenty.

For the 3rd time I was surprised when we headed to the same bus again and boarded the same bus.

I paid again, but this time I asked them how come, does it mean we are going to the same place? That was how we started gisting.

But truth be told there was one that was very pretty. When we came down I requested for her number which she obliged.

Two days later I called her and we hung out, she requested for a repeat the next day which I obliged to as well.

Then on Sunday I called her, so we could hand out, she requested she came with her sister I didn't say no, they came and had lots of fun.

When I took them home she requested for some money, I was surprised, I gave her, and the next thing is baby I want to make my hair. huh

I was like em, sorry I don't have money for that, and she said baby, do you like my hair like this?


I was forced to ask her, sorry the day I saw you, your hair was already loosed, where you not planning to redo the hair before you met me?


Chai, for my mind I was like this babe self, so you at this hungry abi you think say I be ATM?

Her countenance changed.

That was how I left, now she's saying I ran away.

This is a lady that told me her last guy left her barely a month ago.

Now my question is, who will stick with such a lady?

I have not even be rude to know the color of your undies.

Now you see me as a mugu fall guy woman chop. My

Anyways what are my even saying

You see a cute lady on the outside and you think she has some self esteem, but you later find out she's a broke ass, looking for the next meal ticket....

Lol.... They are everywhere!! fear those type that will start calling you baby overnight, but u must be a gentleman

obembet:
The lady would have hold his 2 balls, he guy go rest

Ahhh.... Aunty don't let too many Nigerian movies to deceive you oO, because u won't like the upper-cut that will follow up after holding that place

Yambee:
Look at him?a Sissy.

What manner of man fights with a woman?Nigerian men with their unnecessary show of strength towards women. So a woman insults you with her " Mouth" and you feel you have to beat her up?shame.

If you are a woman beater, please go for a mental medical evaluation.

Yea sure.... But some Ladies are using that as an advantage not knowing not all guys are gentlemen

crazygod:
Oga its Sala not Salah. Two different people.

Oga I know, that 'h' is silent

Patrioticman007:
Real Madrid are tired of champion League .........3x in a role is a record that will be hard for barca to break. In their dreams, not to talk of reality. Real Madrid are only afraid of their success only not barca, who are peddlers of failure in champions league. So wise up .
Barca should sign c.boy & neymar if they want to reach semi finals in the nearest future.

Lol.....!! Did madrid inform u they tired of winning UCL? mayb that will just be an excuse, apart from the WorldClubCup nothing for them this season!!