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CareerRe: Do You Know You Can Study In The UK With Your Family? by Smallhead(m): 9:49pm On Nov 02, 2024
You guys are all fake and will lure someone to pay deposit and later be unable to bring his/her dependents
RomanceRe: Lady Recounts 19 Devastating Experiences In Her Relationship With Ex-boyfriend by Smallhead(m): 6:48pm On Oct 31, 2024
Attention seeker! Just look at the lady profile picture. You will understand her type. Big eye's go and create your own Man. Olee!
RomanceRe: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by Smallhead(m): 10:18pm On Aug 19, 2024
Smallhead:
You where happy when you married the Baadass wife material just 4months of dating. You shower her with gift, confused her fish brain with money and made her breakup with boyfriend of 2 years just to marry you. Now, after convincing her dat you have money to spend, you go nowhere! Relationship is more that giving birth or fucking you wife everyday. You don buy market, this is how you will continue to spend on her or her kids till you die. Same guys like you laugh at other partners that are in relationships and huzzling their life jeje! And you give excuse that you don't need a woman, now see ur life. Good for you! God bless everyone and find a way to balance things. You have a good paying job now, your home is about going to Sambisa forest. For this mess you are in now, will you agree that you are a SIMP... ??
Please Note* An average Nigeria girl that went to a higher institution and pass out of NYSC, have kept an average of 2 years relationship with man. So marry with sense *the reason she's threatening to go, she dey miss the other guy dick. It happens when an average Nigeria marriage is from 2 to 10 years. After this challenge, they will end up doing one of the following;
1- They start doing runs on code while still married.
2- Trace back their steps and change to a good spouse.
3- They remain in the marriage, one of either party start preparing their finance to ripe for better divorce settlement.

#Peace
RomanceRe: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by Smallhead(m): 10:07pm On Aug 19, 2024
Valoromega:
I got married in 2022 when I was 25 because I always wanted to settle down and start a family. My wife and I didn’t know each other for long before tying the knot—just about four months—but everything seemed to be going well.

Before I met her, I was the type of guy who stayed home a lot since I mostly worked from home, and that worked for me. But last year, I decided to open a business for my wife, spending over 2 million Naira on it. Things changed when she got pregnant, and we had to close the business for almost a year, which I understood because of the pregnancy.

Now, our baby is 6 months old, and she still hasn’t gone back to the business. When I asked her about it, she gave me excuses like the shop being too far (even though I give her the 1500 Naira for transport). She even blamed me for getting her pregnant, saying she would’ve started the business by now if it wasn’t for that.

With the store rent expiring in 2 months, and 400k due, I told her I wouldn’t pay for it again. She called me ungrateful, reminding me that she gave birth to our child.

Now, she’s mostly at home, trying to control everything in our marriage—when I go out, when I come home—and I feel like, despite all I do for our family, I’m not appreciated. I spend close to 100k every week just to keep the house running, making sure she’s comfortable, but she still acts like she’s doing me a favor by staying, and she acts like she can leave at any time.

Honestly, I’m starting to regret getting married because I don’t see any benefit for me as a man because despite all you do, it seems pointless
You where happy when you married the Baadass wife material just 4months of dating. You shower her with gift, confused her fish brain with money and made her breakup with boyfriend of 2 years just to marry you. Now, after convincing her dat you have money to spend, you go nowhere! Relationship is more that giving birth or fucking you wife everyday. You don buy market, this is how you will continue to spend on her or her kids till you die. Same guys like you laugh at other partners that are in relationships and huzzling their life jeje! And you give excuse that you don't need a woman, now see ur life. Good for you! God bless everyone and find a way to balance things. You have a good paying job now, your home is about going to Sambisa forest. For this mess you are in now, will you agree that you are a SIMP... ??
CelebritiesRe: See How Long It Takes For A Man's Body To Produce New Sperm After Ejaculation by Smallhead(m): 10:55am On Jul 12, 2023
rexesq:
Very good interpretation of the post. To My mind, when it takes up to those 70+ days to produce new sperms, the ones you ejaculate do not empty at once. Just a few millions follow the cunt. The rest remain.

That's why you shouldn't think that after impregnating your wife and you have intimacy with your girl friend the next week the latter won't get pregnant as it is within 74 days and you have only semen. You go see men!
I tried this and I impregnated my gf. Sperm are unpredictable... dat faithful day, we had sex morning, afternoon and evening. I have been widrawing since and very careful after releasing like 3 to 4 times. D last round I couldn't withdraw because I was very tired and it was painful and I just believe the sperm will be weak, watery and light. Behold after a month my girl became pregnant. Please try and perfect effective withdrawal or use a condom. Leave all dis science talk
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Someone That Can Write Or Edit A Personal Statement Urgently. by Smallhead(m): 1:15pm On Jan 09, 2023
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I need someone that is experienced in writing and editing a personal statement. Basically someone that can edit and proofread a personal statement. The pay is very attractive and the work will be constantly given.

Please drop a means of contact on this thread and I will contact you for the job. Thanks.

It's very urgent!
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RomanceRe: Men Dick Smell But They Disagree Lol! You All Shame Women But Some Of You Men St by Smallhead(m):
To be frank with you, maybe because I usually shave once in a month, but from my experience, boys sack don't smell. But, When I wear my boxer's for long, the boxers do smell but my penni's and sack don't. unless her boyfriend bath less frequently, fat or chubby, sweaty, hairy and don't shave, uncercumsize, or have a very big thigh or usually masturbate some hours with dried spit on balls or he has real sex with her or someone else earlier without having his bath, before she normally give head.....

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Do you now see my point of writing

Men dick smell

It might be sounding like sex talk but there is something to learn from it


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 22nd August 2022 by Smallhead(m): 9:57pm On Aug 22, 2022
PerfectStranger:
If Man U wins my ticket with the 4 odds, I’ll do giveaway here. Quote me after the match.
Man U don win abeg Bless us.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 22nd August 2022 by Smallhead(m): 9:55pm On Aug 22, 2022
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RomanceRe: What If I Teach You How To Become A Millionaire 2022??? by Smallhead(m): 5:04pm On Jan 12, 2022
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FamilyRe: Dear Wives, Why Do You Deny Your Husband Sex? by Smallhead(m): 8:10pm On Dec 24, 2021
InvertedHammer:
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Look closely at Buhari and you have the answer.
Just like APC's list of broken campaign promises, your wife reeled you in with promises of a good marital life.
Just admit it. She is married now. Her campaign is over. Like Buhari's Nigeria, it is time for you to bear the cross.

By the way, sex is overrated especially with one partner. But that's not an excuse to cheat on her. Rather you should count it as a blessing that she denies you sex. Now that you know the only power she has over you, take it away from her by being indifferent to sex--reverse psychology!

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I swear when you with woman in the house, you can't unless you don't love her anymore and you plan to divorce her. Konji go disgrace u grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Dear Wives, Why Do You Deny Your Husband Sex? by Smallhead(m): 7:43pm On Dec 24, 2021
Am in this shit now. Yes some women does this, And even when I help with the home chores they will definitely come up with different excuses, because she knows fully well that I can't cheat on her.
With my awful experience of being with my partner for seven years now. I will advise any male/female, to only date or marry, the person that loves you, mad in bed for you, and needs you everytime with little or no regards to ur cash.
Any man or woman who enters a relationship because of finance, will live a frustrating life that can lead to cheating and finally divorce. This can make u have children without d presence of both parents in their life, which means you have failed to form a legitimate family.
When you neglect this, you might go through what am going through now.

I regret anytime, whenever I want to have sex with my partner, it look like I have sex decease. Abe make una get sense! Blue pill is a decease!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by Smallhead(m): 3:47pm On Nov 14, 2020
[quote author=bunmi0130 post=96036668]Pls Bros...Yes i do want. Please send to emmanueleriata@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: OilandGasJobs Recruitment 2020 by Smallhead(m): 1:37pm On Nov 14, 2020
casal:
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Pls when received share to emmanueleriata@gmail.com God Bless
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing That Makes You Attracted To A Guy/lady at first sight by Smallhead(m): 10:15am On Oct 01, 2020
No make up, self confidence, beautiful Eye's and Smartness. Just be sweet and be you.

And about neatness I can remember a girl told me she fell for me cos I smells good and funny thing I can remember I don't use perfumes.
I guess it's gud for a guy to be neat at all times.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: If You're Not Lazy And Can Work 3-5 Hours A Day? Click Here by Smallhead(m): 11:20pm On Jun 02, 2020
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FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m): 11:04am On Feb 18, 2020
Ladycewhy:
lol, I am just here laughing you know why? Even pastors are not left our of the infidelity ring, grin grin cheesy. I refer to Nigerian men because they are the ones I have lived with and grown up to see who am I supposed to refer to ? German men? undecided

Nigerian men are probably the only ones in West Africa willing to marry a so called civilised lady his grandmother's age mate so of course they will be prefered grin grin grin grin.


I have seen alot in this young years of mine and nothing surprises me as far as Nigerian men are concerned. The drug dealers ,the ritualist na una get am,then the new trend now is sleeping with your daughters and raping babies . Abeg I nor fit talk.


If you hate infidelity,good for you,you are but one man in a multitude of many,you are in no position to hold the forte for others.


Have a nice day .
Sorry for the long text.

Buh Am so surprised you not giving up on this, you are a learned person buh am surprise you do not following global trends/news.

Am not in support of the bastardise act of some men. But you see this issue of infidelity and lost for sex with minors happens to both sex, all over the world but more in foreign countries but in both.

Lemme quot popular people you may know. e.g Nicky minag younger brother consistently rape his 11years old step daughter, Michael Jackson was a gay, he molested young boys 13&14, R.kelly love having sex with minors, George best sex with minor, travolta abuse young teenage boys etc

There are too many to mention, haven't you ask youself why is it that in Nigeria its only the poor men caught in these act?
Let me tell u its becos the rich ones use money to cover everything up in Nigeria both home and foreign countries.

Many men run from their responsibilities becauae of quarrel, fight, disagreement with wife, many wife does same buh both will tell different stories to individual families causing a huge conflict, and d women will decide to keep the children and spoil them against their dad. The men keeping the children will do likewise.

In Nigeria only the poor people are caught stealing, buh when the rich steals no one challenge it or ask questions dat is how the root has been from the days of our fore fathers.

Till tomorrow rich men in Nigeria marries teenagers age 12 to 16 as wife even below dat age. did you and your feminist group stop the girl family from giving their daughters out for marriage.

But with modern day technology, camera, laws, policies, social media, internet, women right/equality, the act if speaking out, Ngo, women forums etc.

Theses are the things that is exposing all the things evil men do into limelight all over the world but women are not free from some of this dealings, this is where ferminism is bayers.

Till tomorrow women prostitute, sleep with dogs, horse, eat shit in Dubai, have sex just for penny, marry rich old or disable men for money, collect money from huzzling guys, and your feminist didn't see all these and you blaming guys doing same and calling them all sort of names, please check yourself properly.

As am texting now, one stupid man is in one corner, committing evil atrocities, so also is one stupid woman doing likewise.

God put those attribute in Man not to use it for the wrong purpose, buh man have to have self control, values/beliefs system, and spiritually guilded same must women. But when a man/woman losses his self control meaning devil has taking over.

That's why there's law which any animals in human form found guilty of such atrocities, will serve his/her punishment here on earth before the one in Hell.

In regards to money rituals women and men does it( remember d story when a woman and her son connived to defraud oyimbo using juju), but women visit most of our native doctors almost daily, thank God for my life.

From my experience, women can control you life till you die with juju powers and renew it by sleeping with native doctor's.

See, you blessed to be so learned the way you talk like someone who jst started hearing evil thing's that men do, according to the bible jesus said,be the first to cast stone on this sinner if thou haven't sinned; everyone droped their stone and walked away one after the other.

please go far away from feminist, they might destroy you view of God image creation 'Man'.

Focus on your development, in this present life the devil have taken over, everything has two side, there is no wrong there is no right, it only depends on the persons in the position.
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m): 2:06am On Feb 18, 2020
Ladycewhy:
lol, my friend go sit I a ditch somewhere, Mr observer grin grin grin. You wish. Failed relationships ke? I can't count how many men looking for a relationship I have turned down this year alone cheesy.

Nigerian men that can even sleep with mad women and rape babies are those the specie of men I am supposed to be scared they will cheat on me? Bro please. grin grin grin . I enjoy it while I can and if he changes I move on to the next one, even if I am married and shit gets real I will bounce ain't nobody got time for "let me stay for the kids".Even your father cheated on your mother, you all men are the same and I have long kept men on a leash like dogs and will never be surprised as far as Nigerian men are concerned


You lots are always quick to refer to how our mothers were the best thing to happen to the Earth and call it the good old days but guess what they were never good enough for your forefathers hence the reason they married many wives.So why then should any woman bend over backwards to please a man when even the generation of women currently still being praised today were never put in the pedestal they deserved undecided.


You should be more focused on your life darling,cos I have mine all figured out, I have both plan A ,B and C grin grin grin, I know all the variables and where it is likely to tilt with different behavioral patterns ,so don't worry about me tongue
You right on your own opinion but along the line you get it all wrong. You always make mention of 'Nigerian Men' this is a very bad notion you have about Nigerian Men.

We now in a globalised world Where whats happening in asia can happen in africa, what in America can happen in Europe, & Australia etc.

Anywhere you go that's the trend everywhere, men are all the same. The only difference is the Mindset, Motivation, Values and Beliefs system, experience, education, economy, demography and the languages.

Even women in civilised country prefer a Nigerian man that is doing good for himself. Humans or let me say Men are different, not all Men are Men.

What you need, is to be at peach with yourself.
change your mindset and orientation, you will just be fine.

You need to be with a real man to know this, you have only encounter boy's in the form of Men. Age is not maturity, there some men with a boy mindset. When you with a real man every other things in life will fall in place.

You talked about cheating, when you in a very healthy relationship your Man will fear, respect and love you.

Note* some men when having the opportunity to cheat, will cheat so even if you go find a new Man in form of the new Saint, it same mind in another body.

I hate infidelity, What i advice is that a real woman will own his man and desciplines his man, communicate with him and trust him, he will never let you down.

*though he is just human.
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m): 2:25pm On Feb 17, 2020
Ladycewhy:
lol I do have a good man who is not a redpiller, thank goodness for that.

Now as for being jealous of men being pampered, if you go back to my previous coments I will gladly do that for a man so long as he becomes house husband,we will switch roles while I put my feet up and watch telemundo he will be in the kitchen making me dinner, slowly this generation is getting there and we surely will.


Atleast the ones marrying older women are nothing but boy toys so it's all good ,ride on boys . House husbands are very much welcomed in my world,I am all for breaking the dynamics.I always tell my fellow women,if you share the bill share the house up keep and everything else,let him mop and go to the market,go out and have fun and leave the kids with him to bathe and feed.That is where I want my fellow women to be woke ,dont let these me eat their cakes and have it,if he wants to be a Leach he might as well be a house husband .


Lastly dear women stop massaging these men's ego ,if he is not a provider,there is no point trying to massage his ego by using your money and making it seem he is the one paying for it. Many women do this alot and that is what is giving these boys the guts . If I pay for the bill,I will sure let it be known that I am the bread winner, ain't no shame in that ,it means I am a strong woman, proudly take the crown off his head and wear it but some women are ashamed to let the world know they cater for their family. I just don't get this logic. This has to change.
It shows you have really come a far way from nothing to the present state you are now.

From my observation, seems you flirted with peoples husband's and boyfriends in the past, who have favoured you in one way or the other to where you are now.

Base on your bossy attitude, seems you have had series of failed relationship in the past and you are now afraid, tired of being alone and empty then you meagle with intending boyfriends of average class, that shows you a little spice of Mr. Nice and responsible which you now gave them the title of 'goodman', 'fiance', 'boyfriend' etc.

My dear sister you only deceiving yourself the Man u presently dating now is having a better side chick aside you. If am lying investigate or if you so thinking he's your futur husband, why havnt him propose yet?

What you say, is who you are. Change your mindset. The way your wrote this write up shows much hatred to be totally submissive to a Man.

Mind you i knw girls like you. Even if you get so rich like you dream, your choice of having any man you like will surely hunt you, even when you find any, they can do all the sacrifices and sugar coating for your hard earn money and just for a short period of time and not forever. no matter how much you have in your bank account.

And at the end you will still need a man to head over you.

I donnot know if i will be available but you really need true love and need to be taken care of properly. You cost me my lunch break
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m): 7:46am On Feb 17, 2020
Seems men have really damaged majority of the women participating on this tread...

My sisters pls this is not where you can do your payback since the guy is still with you or may have absconded or you can't do him or his new family any harm.

Just look around for a better person and continue your life, all men are not the same. Bad things happen in life, its in human nature to dust off and continue living a better life and please don't be lazy. When you hardworking better men will flock around you... you can select anyone of your choice that suits you based in your experience.

Don't dwell on the past, because it might hurt you or even consume you. The future is always brighter.
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m): 7:22am On Feb 17, 2020
Ladycewhy:
lol I read everything and could not find how your long epistle relates to my comment. undecided. Una funny for this forum sha grin grin. Your moniker suits you bro grin grin grin grin


Me envy makeup wearing men and the ones married to their grandmothers ,lawd this is so hilarious grin grin grin grin grin
How does it feel to you when a Man is being treated, pampered, cared for like a lady disgusting in your sight ba? You one hell of a feminist.

You so craved to be loved and treated right but you always fall in the hands of wrong men, which you call scum, etc

I don't advice any sex marrying older people buh lets be logical... if a young girl can marry an older man, why can't a young man marry an older woman?
Its their choice... so carry your feminist mindset comot here...

Try breakup from that your boyfriend or if you married, divorce your husband. Get a good man for yourself and have a good mindset towards men why enjoying a good life. Life too short to be lonely the few years you get to live.

Everyone only complain of the bad side towards men buh no one talks about the good things and good times they enjoyed together.
FamilyRe: We Have Stronger Women And Weaker Men Now!! by Smallhead(m):
Ladycewhy:
oh feminism is the one encouraging Abuja fine boys to be looking for rich women to leach on many of them are even marrying their grandmothers age mates or is it feminism that is making more men drill asses and dragging wigs and makeup with women? undecided
See how greedy and jealous you are, u even envy such men, the world is changing, stay there dey dull urself, both boys and men are getting wiser by the day, men need peace of mind, life is short.

Pls my fellow men, be watchful who u marry stop marrying used runs babe, slay queens, fresh out from school, village or city girls. Pls marry someone that u knw very well, somone that can manage family when things not going well.someone that advices and bring reasonable solution to problems, someone that has a future which both of you can work hard and make a reality. This kind of woman can do anything to protect her home *Marraige is not easy, women change dats why God gave us men the wisdom to make good decisions.
CrimeRe: Delta Corper Raped By Michael Anigholor Of Grace Life International School by Smallhead(m): 8:15am On Feb 12, 2020
xpmode:
Bad new am still struggling with this line


A corp member like her who had received quasi-military training should be able to beat up or fight dirty with the rapist. Did she just lay down under him to watch being raped or what? Maybe broken agreement between them.

Upon all the trouser, inner short and legins the ladies are wearing this days, I still wonder how they get raped.
Am not beefing anyone though buh frankly to say unless with high degree of assault, physical manhandled or drug, one advance man cannot rape a woman, talkless of one as educated and smart jst coming from nysc camp.
All this girls i dnt trust any of them. dey open legs anyhw or she really want it or its been long since 3weeks she had it, so she let d man did it then she regretted nd told her friend and now this...
Sorry girl maybe d court might give u justice buh i knw d truth my small head cnt lie.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by Smallhead(m): 7:43am On Feb 12, 2020
Sheyhunn:
These inec guys are just trying to play with our intelligence. I don't think neither them nor the site is ready for any recruitment.
At first, the site interface was different as at yesterday. Later same yesterday, the site was reconstructed but not allowing candidate to SUBMIT application.
Inec nor ready employ anybody... simply waste of time... na thunder go fire all theses Nigeria recruitment when nor fair and waste our time.
TravelRe: China Places Visa Ban On Nigerians Over Coronavirus by Smallhead(m): 11:24am On Feb 04, 2020
Whiteangel1234:
grin chain Buhari don finish us ooh
9ja don enter one chance... everybody wan come into limelight to ban Nigerians from entering their country... well we dey look
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CareerRe: Oando Graduate Accelerated Program (GAP) 2019 by Smallhead(m): 5:09pm On Jan 22, 2020
LadyHeaven:
Done Sir, many thanks
Pls help with the past questions to emmanueleriata@gmail.com

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