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CelebritiesRe: Good Lawd!!! Check Out The Beautiful & Ridiculously Curvy Briana Bette [18+] by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
rubbish! BTW, what's that black thing on her waist
all na just fat wash #YIMU
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Congo: Player Rating by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:16pm On Sep 06, 2014
The problem is all from our coaching crew,it all started during that keshi's contract Ish,anyway my new country for AFCON is #TeamToureYaya
RomanceRe: Some Of My Family Members Hate Him Because He Is From Nigeria. What Should I Do? by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2014
Joenice: Hey, sorry about that. I've been in this kind of situation before. I was going out with a tall and pretty Asian girl. She was so excited. She was so deeply in love with me and we enjoyed a lot of affection. We kissed in public too. But problem started when she introduced me to her grandmom barely 6 months in relationship. Her grandmom hated me even though her parents liked me. Our relationship later collapsed because her grandmom wanted non-foreigner. This girl is still sad and wants me at all cost but i said no because i don't want division in her family. Love is so powerful :-)
pictures of you kissing in public or...

#WeDontBelieveIt
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:58pm On Sep 06, 2014
sosalekins: *******CONTINUATION********
.................... '' yes mom, this is aunty Tonya. I met her on my way back from school.'' - I replied
''I see... Young woman, you can come in?''- my mom said to Tonya
## Tonya was the girl (in her early 20s) I met on my way back from school on the First day of resumption.##
Tonya sat in the sitting room while my mom sent me to buy her a soft drink at mama Emi's shop.
I did as instructed.
When I got back, I handed the drink to my mom and she offered it to miss.Tonya.
As she drank, she and my mom engaged in a chat while i went to my room to finish the maths my mom gave me.
Few minutes later, I felt a touch on my legs, I jolted to see who it was.
Behold, it was miss Tonya..
'' good afternoon ma'' - I greeted while I sat up.
'' good afternoon, I see you're reading. I was wondering why you did'ntt come and say Hi to me'' - miss Tonya replied
'' sorry ma, my mom gave me these work to do thats why I did'ntt come to the sitting room'' - I replied.
'' okay dear, am leaving now, your mom gave me permission to come and say bye to you. I'll come some other day to take you to know my house, its not far from here.'' - miss Tonya responded.
'' okay ma, but am not sure my mom would allow me to go out'' - I responded.
'' don't worry, I'll take her permission. She'll let you'' - Miss Tonya uttered.
'' okay ma'' - I responded while nodding.
## she brought out her wallet and pulled out N500 note and handed it over to me.. But i refused to accept it.
She insisted I take the money, but I did'ntt know what my mom's reaction would be if i accepted it. so I told her to hand it over to my mom. ##
'' mommy, Lekins refused to take the money I gave him o,, He said you might not like it.'' - Tasha said to my mom
'' my dear, don't mind him. He's just shy'' - my mom replied.
'' Lekins, take the money from aunty , don't be rude.''- My mom instructed me..
* I took the money and thanked miss Tonya. *
'' thank you my dear'' - my mom said to Tonya while she walked her to the door.
## when my mom came back into the house, she asked me questions on where I got to know miss Tonya. I replied honestly and told her everything. My mom then told me that I can accept money from her, but I should never eat anything she offers me (this law also applied to any one I did'ntt know).
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ON MONDAY:
My mom dropped me up at school and paid my school fees.
I went to my class, I saw Mr Ojo and greeted him.
Our Elementary science teacher was about starting the lesson, I also greeted her. I was overwhelmed to see that they were over 20 students in the class.
It appeared that they had done assembly.
I took my normal seat which was now occupied by Esther and one boy named Akinyele.
The entire class was actually staring at me, some of the new pupils taught I was also a new student. I sighted Nonso smiling, and Tasha passed my books to me.
=class preceded=
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It was break, as usual, I brought out my lunch to eat, I was kinda uncomfortable cus we were now 3 in the seat.
Esther sat at the far right, and Akinyele sat at the middle.
After eating, I went to Tasha's seat to thank her for helping me copy my notes.
Tasha had one seatmate (Donald), he was also my friend. So I just remained at Tasha's seat and chat with then and Nonso came to join in.
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the bell rang for closing, i was about going home when Esther beckoned on me
now you're talking
am starting to feeling this., keep up the good work.
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GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2014
RIOT IN PARIS

There was riot in Paris today after the Presidential Elections, A team of armed men in Sumo Vans stormed paris.
They are allegedly believed to be from the opposition party who lost.
About 23 people have been confirmed dead and 41 injured.
Danny was in town during the time of the attack but was lucky to escape unharmed.
He will be fit to play against AS ROMA in the Champions League Finals next tomorrow.
GDB are currently on their way to camp Nou as at the time of this report.we wish them success.

UPDATES TO COME THIS EVENING

RomanceRe: Some Of My Family Members Hate Him Because He Is From Nigeria. What Should I Do? by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:49am On Sep 06, 2014
ehn ehn! Is that so?
Oya you too,if your country's currency is not NAIRA leave this site!





































am just joking o! grin
CelebritiesRe: Eminem Added To Guinness World Records by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:17am On Sep 06, 2014
Monster,Rap God,Not Afraid.........
I just Love This Guy #NoHomo
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:12am On Sep 06, 2014
Champions League Final Things Today smiley
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:10am On Sep 06, 2014
sosalekins: ma bro abeg nor mind me.. Really sorry!
Trust me, I be wan tag you .. But your username get as e be.
lol,then call me Small P
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:04pm On Sep 05, 2014
sosalekins: BIG SHOUT-OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO BEEN FOLLOWING AND COMMENTING.
Thanks
much!
Respect to ==
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.chii8(f)
.hephzibahbeulah(f)
.Aipete2(f)
.Meeben(f)
.aprilwise(m)
.dokdave
.doman13
.Prosperousmind
. Vibesking

And all those who been silently reading (ghost mood peeps). Thanks alot!
But do endeavour to at least drop words of encouragement or criticism. Just for me to know am not telling the story to myself.
Thanks once again!
*******************
stay locked cus the story has'nt even started.
see as you forget me,your own childhood experience sharer,and na my comments full your thread o sad
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:52pm On Sep 05, 2014
A Moment Of Glory As GDB Claim The French Cup

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:38pm On Sep 05, 2014
French Cup Finals

GDB have won the French Cup Finals from a lone goal from Ciani after blasting away a corner kick into the net.Ciani has earned the name, The Final Man after his goal took GDB to the champions League Finals and his goal also clinched the French Cup Victory.

Danny won the following Awards in the French Cup;

French Cup Most Valuable Player

French Cup Top Scorer

French Cup Assist Leader

GDB will be playing AS ROMA next in the Champions League Finals.


PICTURES: GDB CELEBRATE THE FRENCH CUP VICTORY

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:44pm On Sep 05, 2014
PES SPORT NEWS

GDB have beat AC Arles Avignon 3-0, Danny scored 2goals and gave an assist.

Wigan Athletic have made an offer for Danny for £2,455,100 on a 4-year contract but after what Danny said to the press, he may not be leaving GDB for any club in the nearest future.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:29pm On Sep 05, 2014
The Saviour Replies

Danny has debunked claims that he will want to go back to Valenciennes, he said; "there is no doubt that Valenciennes shaped my career, but I can't go back there, atleast not now, I was disappointed in the fans and the manager for not believing in me, I feel I still have much to do in GDB and I have gotten a family here"
Danny has become friends with everyone at GDB including Fernando who he once had a disagreement with.
Danny will be play next against AS Nancy Lorraine in the French Cup Finals
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 8:10pm On Sep 05, 2014
Jskelly11: come and update small p do you know a bit about betting like nairabet nairastake
updates coming shortly....I have heard of it but don't know what's it about or how to play it, can you enlighten me on it?
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:29pm On Sep 05, 2014
They Want The Saviour Back

Valenciennes,Danny's first club who are also in the Ligue1 but currently 11th position have made a transfer move for Danny.
They are offering him a Four-year contract of £3,825,400.
Valenciennes was Danny greatest place of popularity as he had 270,000 fans while there but currently now has 240,000 fans.
Danny is currently worth £3,273,000 and GDB say they are confident that he will stay with them.
Danny is yet to respond.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:07pm On Sep 05, 2014
GDB News

GDB beat AS Nancy Lorraine away from home 4:1
Danny scored the 2nd Goal of the match.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:00pm On Sep 05, 2014
UEFA Champions League Semi-Final 2nd Leg

The 2nd leg of the UEFA champions league pitting GDB against Barcelona at Barcelona's home was one tough match to fight for honour and valour.
Though Barcelona had many chances they couldnt put them away.
The light shone for GDB after Messi got injured and GDB got a cornerkick,which Ciani did well to put into the corner of the post.Barcelona were unable to equalise and the match ended 1:0,taking GDB to the finals with an aggregate of 2goals to 1.
GDB will be facing AS Roma in the Finals after they beat Juventus on an aggregate of 3:2.
GDB are confident of the Victory after their Team's recent show of Form.
GDB will be looking to win a Treble this season;
The Ligue1, The French Cup and The UEFA Champions League.

SPOILER ALERT: I didnt Reduce the Difficulty,It was Just a Lucky Game
HealthRe: How To Get Rid Of Pimples Naturally by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:55pm On Sep 05, 2014
DeHero1: Yea... u don't have pimples. But d only little spot u have led to ur username.
yes oo!
Jokes EtcRe: Wealthy Poor Dude by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:30pm On Sep 05, 2014
Ewwwooo!
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:03pm On Sep 05, 2014
Upload others you've seen, like that E.REC.TIO.N guy grin
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 12:01pm On Sep 05, 2014
Chalk is to Teacher, As Injection is to Doctor

Small is to P..e.nis, As Tiny is to ____??

Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:58am On Sep 05, 2014
what a FAT HOE!!!

Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:57am On Sep 05, 2014
the tip of the dick is called ?? grin

Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:55am On Sep 05, 2014
so chewing gum and sweet can c...um ??

Jokes EtcRe: 20 Funniest Most Unfortunate Names Of People (+PICTURES) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:53am On Sep 05, 2014
this guy can m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.e !
stroke the willie grin

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