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 Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:39pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Lekins! Thumbs Up ,good job man! Since kayemjay don retire from Complete Assasin,you are my new Main Man.  | = = |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:25pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Danny In Match Scandal Danny,along with 7 other GDB players have been suspected of match fixing and have been taken to court by Olympic Marseille and LOSC Metropole. The trials will come up next week. When Danny was asked about it he said; "I bring my absolute best on the pitch,and not as a result of a match fix.my records are there,you can watch my goals,and tell me if they are free goals.I believe and know the team is innocent and we will fight this case to the end." World Cup Qualifiers Nigeria have qualfied for the World Cup after beating Tunisia 3:0. Danny opened the game after scoring in the 45th min from a 23.3 meter shot. He assisted Obnna Nsofor and then scored a second goal to close the game. Nigeria have sealed their spot at the World Cup. Nigeria played Senegal next at the Abuja National Stadium and won the game 1:0 from a lob shot from Danny in the 2nd half. Nigeria will be playing Cameroon in the Final Leg of the African Regonal World Cup Qualifiers. |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:11pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
imsuboi:Thanks alot bro  |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Tomtoxic: Instead of danny 2 dae train 4 field e wan dae train 4 house with e girlfriend abi?no mind am,later he go say groin injury |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:05pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Haaaa! Esther wicked oo! Sha na those kind problem small children dey like to use laff person |
| Gaming › Re: King Of PES Forms Still Selling! by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:46pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ok now, Jskelly11 come see advert o! |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:57pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
sosalekins: ********CONTINUATION********see small esther o,chai! Lekins,ti e ti pari! |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:54pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Jskelly11: small p so this kind tori dey and you never holla me chai nice story lekinssorry my man,mehn the tori too sweet my belle |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:55pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Am pretty sure She'll ask you to kiss her,a girl did that to me in primary school. #ThoseDays #IgoodOh! |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:45pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
dhayor58: dis danny dey enjoy ooono mind am,God go soon catch am. |
| Celebrities › Re: Do Actors Get Turned On Filming Romance Scenes? Nigerian Actors Respond by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:11pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lalasticlala! If this thread enter front page, I'll cut off my smallpenis 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy And E-money Battles For The Richest Nigerian Record Label Owner by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:00pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
OLUWOLEYINKA: Stop alll this useless hyping of DON JAZZY, HES never n can never own an oil n gas firm, here is an interview from the owner of mavin energy ,( 1. Can you tell us a little aboutjames collins na Don Jazzy younger brother oo! They both opened Mavin Energy but James runs it. Oya you too,ask Google. |
| Car Talk › Re: See The Supercar Made Of Wood... Interesting(photos) by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:12pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
The car fit challenge Porsche,But na who go first burn? #ThatIsTheQuestion |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:39pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ewooo! Your own don finish! |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
World Cup Qualifiers Nigeria played Mali in a 5-Star Footballing Masterclass,by beating them 5goals down. Thanks to Danny,Echiejile,Martins,Kanu and Moses. Nigeria will face Tunisia in 4weeks. They currently top the World Cup African Regional Qualifiers Group A, In 2nd place is Senegal. Teams like South Africa and Cote D'ivore are in the Group B. Danny took to Twitter to say he will be spending 2weeks with his girlfriend at his newly acquired Beach House. |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 1:51pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
PES Sport News The Footballing season has ended and here are the results of some of the Leagues this season; Ligue1: GDB won the League,in 2nd place came Olympic Marseille and the 3rd place spot went to Olympic Lyonnais.PSG came 4th despite putting up a tough fight this season. Premier League: Manchester United came 1st with 94points and in 2nd place are Arsenal who did well this season after signing Alexis Sanchez. Ibrahimovic tops the goal chart with 29goals. La Liga: Real Madrid are Champions of Spain with a staggering 100points.In 2nd place are Barcelona and Athletico Madrid Respectively. Forlan of Athletico topss the Goal chart with 43goals, just 2goals ahead of Real Madrid's Ronaldo. Inter Milan won the Italian League,PSV won the Eredivisie and Bayern Munich won the German League. Danny Won The Following Ligue Award this Season; *Highest Goal Scorer *Assist Leader *Most Valuable Player And he was also listed in the Ligue1 Top Eleven. |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 1:35pm On Sep 11, 2014*. Modified: 1:53pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
GDB News GDB played the last game of the season against LOSC Lille Metropole. The GDB manager used the opportunity to test some of the substitute players,but that resulted in a low chemistry in the GDB team as they were down to two goals in the 1st half. Danny came on in the 70th min but couldnt influence the match except for a shot from 35yards away which he took in the 89th minute to give GDB a goal because the LOSC keeper was out of his box. Nothing much could be done as GDB lost the match 2:1. LOSC attack was stronger thanks to their New Signing,Pavyluchenko. World Cup Qualifiers Nigeria Played against an E'too led Cameroon away from home in the fourth WC Qualifiers and beat them 2:0 with goals coming from Danny and Mikel. Nigeria will be facing Mali next. |
| Romance › Re: Coming Out Half-clean by SMALLPENIS(f): 1:18pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
destante: oya you, come out and speak nowlemme cut the shortlist to 2 guys; beennkumar and logicalmindy I wont say which one of them,let the house choose before I'll now reveal the person's identity |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Qualifier (0 - 0) On 10th September 2014 by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:50pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
IF NIGERIA WIN, I WILL CUT OFF MY SMALLPENIS!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Coming Out Half-clean by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:48pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Destante , I'll talk oo....mhmm,5k or I talk. |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Ethiopian Girls Who Insert Plates In Lips To Be More Attractive by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:36pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
It made them Beaugly. Mtsew on 2nd thought, #IjustDeyLaff |
| Autos › Re: The New 2015 Camry by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:35pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
I am buying this car tomorrow. |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:25pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Updates Are Served,Special Thanks To; Jskelly11 dharyor58 Tomtoxc Cupid4ig ezzylee dreydee liveLongNprospa Chimax15,Snep190 and Hyinkar97 And Special Thanks to those I couldnt mention,I appreciate y'all. And those viewing but not commenting,mhmm, ,thanks to you too. 5 Likes |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Hyinkar97 ,welcome boss. Hope y'all are enjoying the story so far? Thanks to you all, #Page6Things |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:59pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Money,Cars and Beaches Danny has bought a Beach House on the Paris Plage Beach,close to the River Seine. The small beach house cost's £45,000 and covers 2,600 sq meters. The beach house has 5 rooms,a swimming pool and a natural view of the River Seine. Danny would be looking to spend the Season's Break with his Girlfriend at the beach house. Danny is currently worth over £3million ,but is worth about £300,000 in his Cash at the Bank. Danny has to watch on his spending to avoid being a victim of Bankruptcy.The Cars and the beach house all cost a fortune of £143,000. PICTURE: Danny's Beach House and His Porsche Carerra Parked In It
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| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 5:46pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
PES Sport News GDB drew with Olympic Marseille 1:1.Danny scored a goal in the 59th min after a confusion in the opposition keeper's box,but Gameiro of Marseille equalised in the 90th minute. GDB will be facing LOSC Lille Metropole next. GDB won the Ligue1 and the draw has given Marseille the 2nd place,giving them a spot in the Champions League. Fighting for 3rd place to also have a spot in the Champions League are; PSG,Olympic Lyonnais and FC Lorient who will be looking to win their next matches and have more goal difference. National News Coach Stephen Keshi has put out the list for the World Cup Qualifiers against Morroco,Danny was called up,but sparks have arose as he did'nt call up Ahmed Musa. An 18 year old Nigerian, Kanu,has also been called up,he is also of Spanish Descent,and plays in Barcelona's Reserve.Barcelona have promoted him to the 1st squad after a wonderful performance in the reserves.. Hopefully he'll show what he is made of against Cameroon. Major Transfers Thomas Muller has joined Real madrid as they hope they improve their spearhead in attack.They are currently topping the La Liga Table. Barcelona have also signed Robinho. |
| Literature › Re: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:38pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
Silliest utterance of your life; What The F*ck! nice update. |
| Gaming › Re: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:04pm On Sep 09, 2014 |
GDB News GDB beat OGC Nice 3:0 in a footballing masterclass,Danny scored a goal and made an assist. The GDB manager used the match as an opportunity to test the reserve players because GDB have already won the League. They will be facing Ligye1 giants,Olympic Marseille and LOSC Lille Metropole before the Ligue1 then comes to a close, National News Nigeria beat Australia 2:0 at the Abuja National Stadium. They will be facing Cameroon next in the World Cup Qualifiers at the close of the Ligue1 season. All About Danny Reports have it that Danny would be buying a Beach House in the Surburbs of Paris,but his agent has denied the rumour saying that is not currently in the player's budget.But fans are keeping their fingers crossed as Danny has been spending extravagantly lately. |
? Rubbish! I don't want anything from you, I just want you to cry for insulting and slapping me.. And if you shout, I'll press it more! I want you to kneel down now'' - Esther uttered1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 45 pages)