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Nigerians girls to kill their fiance and go swim at Bar Beach

MrCork will like her.

Nigerians can make Memes five minutes after an event happens

Krak: Why do you sound so immature?

in what manner,expantiate

So....I should cry??
nice speech anyways.
Wait first o! Going by the look of things and the speech,they must have failed the test,so she is trying to sympathise with them for the Mass Failure.

Ewww! Never!
kissing is pleasurable and so you wont notice you're taking in saliva,but to drink a full cup of saliva??

#questionforthegods

gistmelove ,I'm here again!

Why you black like this na?
Why she use makeup paint face?
Why una no wear anco?
Why you no wan settle down after school before you marry?

And am sure say you don give her belle,you wan come do sharp sharp tins cover up

prof800: I hated it!


Ah!

I was the youngest at home then and my elder ones would ALWAYS ask me to do the rewinding... huh!

Those dudes can watch the same movie over again one million times. Then they'll ask prof800 to rewind "Equalizer 2000" and "Hard Way the only way" while watching "evil dead"for the billionth time. Frustrating. It made me develop hatred for re-watching movies to this day. Once I've seen a movie, that's it. Nothing will make me want to see it again cos I don't want to rewind it with this:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1706406_vhswinderf_jpegb00a0da0131b803a32c3aeeb765c9800


...before we bought this we used to use KNIFE to do the rewinding.

Ewooo! That knife rewinding was hard o!
The Rewinding Man!

UEFA Champions League

The UEFA champions league draws have been held,and GDB have the following teams in their group;

AC Milan
Bayern Munich
SK Slavia Praha

GDB will be playing away to AC Milan next week.Milan currently have most of their players suffering from injury or flu.

GDB News

Danny is back after his injury and was selected for the 2nd League game of the season against Stade Malbere.
GDB won the game 3:0 with Danny scoring his 1st goal of the season.

UEFA Super Cup

GDB played against Liverpool in the UEFA super cup and won the game 2:1.
Liverpool who have lost most of their Star Players clearly showed a lack of form.Danny picked up a goal to give GDB the trophy

Ligue1 News

GDB 3:0 Toulouse (Danny scored an hattrick)

Arles Avignon 0:1 GDB

UEFA Awards

Danny has won the Best Forward Award from his performance at the UEFA champions league. fans and critics both praised him saying he deserved the award even though he wasnt the highest Goal Scorer,he put up a good performance.
Voting for the Ballon D'or will commence next week,Danny was also selected as a nominee with the likes of Ronaldo,Xavi,Messi,Ibrahimovic and a host of others.

Jskelly11: you updated 05:09 but its not on thread smalll p has been banned again

i have talked to a Mod,I think the bans will stop now,and the update has been restored,scroll up and check.
Thanks to you all for waiting patiently,updates still coming up.

First of all, Seun ,I'll like to thank you and the mods for the good job on nairaland,but I want to complain about the outright and unlawful bannng by the anti spam bot.
I run a thread in the gaming section on Become A Legend where I update daily,I tried to update but the anti spam bot banned me from Gaming section for a day,I didnt post any link,advertise or break any rule. please look into this matter
Thank you.

Danny Gets Sponsorship Deal

Danny has signed a Sponsorship Deal with Adidas worth £100,000.
He will be wearing their line of F50 Adizero boots throughout the season.
Danny unveiled the boots which would be released in stores next month.
Danny has chosen to play with the Sun/Tan/Gold F50 which was designed to improve speed and swerve.
Adidas have made Billboards showing Danny wearing the boots with the words "Danny 99" on them.

I was just ransacking my old room in my family house and I found these
indomie generation would never guess right what they are used for.

So my fellow Nlanders,do you remember?

I have been released from my ban.
The anti spambot banned me for no reason in Gaming section
Updates coming up this evening.

Its gonna be out on android on the 23rd of this month.
I'll still prefer it in my XBox360 though

See nyash muscles! Ewooo!

Me too,report just reached my hand fan

lalasticlala: smallpenis, hope u later cut it off. lol

yes

3. The type of Volkswagen Mini Bus Used By The Choom Gang

4. Obama smoking in front of his family's Kenyan hut

5. Punahou High School

A new book that delves into Barack Obama's teenage years gives fresh insight into the president's marijuana-smoking days as a high school student in the 1970s.
It reveals how a teen Obama and his friends formed The Choom Gang - slang for smoking marijuana - in which he invented inhaling techniques and rode a car called the Choomwagon.
In the book, Barack Obama: The Story, biographer David Maraniss calls the future president 'Barry' and reveals he 'was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends';
One was 'total absorption' or 'TA', the rules of which stated that if you exhaled early, 'you were assessed a penalty and your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around'.
Another idea was 'Roof Hits' - rolling up car windows to stop smoke blowing out and going to waste.

'When the pot was gone, they tilted their heads back and sucked in the last bit of smoke from the ceiling,' Maraniss writes in the book, excerpted on Google Booksand due out August 19.
'Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated,' an old school friend told the author.
The book also shows his weakness for marijuana, and how he would often 'intercept' a joint being passed around
And if that rule didn't give enough of an insight into how much Obama loved his marijuana, Maraniss goes on to reveal he was known for his 'interceptions' when a joint was being passed around.
Revelations: The book was out in August 19
'He often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted "intercepted", and took an extra hit,' he writes.
The anecdotes are from Obama's time studying at Punahou School in Honolulu, Hawaii and Occidental College in Los Angeles.
It is not the first time the spotlight has fallen on his teenage use of marijuana. In his 1995 autobiography, Dreams from My Father, the president made the admission himself.
He wrote about some of his smoking haunts, including 'a white classmate’s sparkling new van', 'in the dorm room of some brother' and 'on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids'.
'Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it,' he adds in the memoir.
But Maraniss is quick to point out that Obama was surrounded with the drug in Hawaii - where a wide selection of varieties were on offer - and that 'Barry' did not fit the stereotype of a teen pot smoker.
'In fact, most members of the Choom Gang were decent students and athletes who went on to successful and productive lawyers, writers and businessmen,' he writes.
But they weren't all destined for great futures. Ray, who dealt pot to the group and was known for his ability 'to score quality bud', was later killed by a 'scorned g.a.y lover' armed with a hammer.
The book recounts Obama's teenage years at Punahou School in Honolulu, Hawaii
Ray gets another mention in Obama's school yearbook as the teenager wrote his thanks to: 'Tut [his grandmother], Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray for all the good times.'
One of Obama's friends, Mark Bendix, had a Volkswagen microbus that they called 'the Choomwagon', the book continues, and they would use it to drive up Mount Tantalus in Honolulu.
Once parked, they 'turned up their stereos playing Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult and Stevie Wonder, lit up some ‘sweet-sticky Hawaiian buds’ and washed it down with ‘green bottled beer’ (the Choom Gang preferred Heineken, Becks, and St. Pauli Girl).'
The book also documents Obama's early democratic leanings, explaining that the group operated by concensus and any member could veto a suggestion.
'Whenever an idea was broached, someone could hold up his hand in the V sign (a backward peace sign of that era) and indicate that the motion was not approved.
Inhale to the leader: Obama, who was open about his drug use in his 1995 autobiography, has not supported marijuana use since coming into power - and has cracked down on its medicinal use
'They later shortened the process so that you could just shout 'V' to get the point across,' he wrote.

1. Barack Obama thanked his Drug Dealer,Ray,in his year book for the good times.

2. The Cover of the new book

Egypt Air! You have not seen anything yet!
By the time am through dealing with them,they'll relocate to sambisa!
How dare you tear my country's passport?!

Remorse ko,Fool Ni..,Rubbish!

I feel insulted!
Egyptians own don finish for my hand!
MODS!!!!!!!!! FRONT PAGE!
NOBODY MUST BOOK EGYPT AIR AGAIN FOR THIS COUNTRY!