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RomanceRe: I Have A Huge Crush On Andyblaze And Boiledcorn by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:30pm On Sep 09, 2014
Chai! Too much palestinian film lipsrsealed
#BringBackOurSamLoco lipsrsealed
PhonesRe: Preorder An Iphone 6 With A Pink Diamond For Just NGN7.9 Billion by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:33pm On Sep 09, 2014
I'll give you 50billion NGN for 5, I'm dashing you the 5phones and you can keep the change.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:45pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tomtoxic: # i knw pes has a youth team system but am nt xure u scout 4rm countries 4 youth teamers
am not sure of that either.

Anyways on a totally unrelated note,good news for android users,FIFA15 is coming out free on the android from 23rd to 26th of this month.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:18pm On Sep 08, 2014
Sorry guys,updates not coming this night,I was really busy today and dont think I'll be able to play tonight,but I promise you guys updates tomorrow,and I'll be playing in top player.
Nigeria will be playing Australia in a friendly.

Sorry for the disappointment guys sad

snep190,welcome bro.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 7:13pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tomtoxic: wat i luv bout d fifa 14 on pc is d scoutin nd development of youth team players i always sell my star players to acomodate a youth team player wit promising potential nd ability
you can actually do that on PES Master League #TeamFifa

guys, I just watched the videos of FIFA 15 and PES 15.
FIFA did a great job., PES? Too animated.am definitely gonna be buying FIFA 15 over PES.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
Inclusion of Videos

I have created a YOUTUBE page so I decided to ask you guys what you think about putting videos of Danny and the Matches there, so you guys can go there and watch perhaps highlights of great Matches that Danny played in so you can feel more live action from Danny's World.
so what's your opinion guys, should I be uploading Danny's Videos on YouTube and then give you the link to watch it?
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
liveLongNprospa: Tnk u oo my Broda!..even tho I be fifa pikin dis guy tory sweet die cheesy
lol, thanks and welcome to the thread bro.
updates come every evening or sometimes night depending on my time schedule and NEPA
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:57pm On Sep 07, 2014
sosalekins: ********CONTINUATION********
.................... '' whats sex?'' - I asked miss Tonya
'' I can't reveal that to you dear, I do'nt want to be the person to enlighten you on such a thing. You're so innocent and your mom did a nice job by ensuring that you hav'nt seen something like this. But trust me, as you grow older, you'll get to understand on your own.'' - miss Tonya replied
'' if i get older! That's what everyone keeps saying.'' - I uttered
* miss Tonya smiled*
'' don't worry its only a matter of time, but since you now know my house, you can come at anytime, nd I'll show you certain things ok '' - miss Tonya uttered.
'' ok ma, am leaving now. My mom would soon be back.'' - I responded
'' okay dear, but don't address me as 'ma' or 'aunty'.. Call me Tonya. Am your friend, not your mom or relative.'' - Tonya uttered
'' but my mom said I should never address elderly by their names'' - I responded
'' you can address others like that, but call me Tonya!'' - she asserted
'' Okay ma. Sorry, Tonya!''
* It was so awkward for me calling her by her name*
## she walked me home and I was lucky my mom had'nt returned. I for hear weeeeen! ##
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After I had done everything required of me to do in the afternoon, ( eat, bath, read etc).
At about 5PM, I heard my mom's horn and I immediately ran to open the gate. Getting there, Emi has already done that, I then took over and helped my mom carry the things she bought.
When we got into the house, after my mom had arranged herself, and we both had eaten dinner, she brought out a pack and handed it over to me..
'' take, I bought it for you. I promise If you come out first again, I'll buy you more.'' - my mom uttered
* I opened it in curiosity. And behold, I saw lion king cartoon and learning aid disk plate*
## I was'ntt so excited as I used to anytime my mom bought me cartoons nd learning aid##
'' thank you ma'' - I uttered looking dissatisfied
'' whats is the matter, don't you like the cartoon?'' - my mom asked.
'' I like it.'' - I replied still looking dissatisfied
'' tell me the truth, if you don't like it, I'll get you another one tomorrow'' - mom uttered
'' mommy, I don't like cartoons anymore'' - I replied with a grumbling sound
'' so what do you now like?'' - my mom asked.
'' American films'' - I replied
* my reply followed by a short pause
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'' since when did you start liking movies? Where did you even see them?.. Lekins do you go outside when am not at home? Tell me the truth'' - My mom asked.
* by this time I knew I was into trouble*
'' no mom, I did'ntt go anywhere, I only go to Emi's shop and the main house. Truth! You can ask them'' - I replied
'' so where did you watch the American films?'' - mom asked.
'' at bro.felix's house'' - I replied
'' mommy, even small Emi watches American films, why can't I? - I added
'' its for your own good Lekins, there are certain things they show that you're too young to see. Its not good for you.'' - mom replied
'' what about Emi? Am I not older than her, how come she's allowed to watch American movies and am not'' - I asked
'' aren't you listening to what am saying? I said its not good for you, as for Emi, am sure her mom doesn't know. I'll speak with her mom. And I'll meet with Felix's mom tomorrow.'' - mom replied
''And what exactly did you see in the American film?'' - my mom asked in her cunny voice (which i always fell for) she made it seem as if she was happy to know what am gonno say
* in excitement, thinking my mom was interested in reasoning with me and she might consider buying me American movies.
I then uttered*
'' I saw a man and a woman putting their lips together, bro.felix said its called 'kissing' and today while I was coming back from school, I saw miss Tonya and I went inside her house . I sat in the sitting room with her and an American film was playing.
Mommy, I saw a man moving on top of a woman. Aunty Tonya said its called 'sex' '' - I uttered
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My mom.........
****** story continues*****
gringringrin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
we won a Treble!
thanks y'all for following, you keep this thread going.
world cup qualifiers coming soon, how soon?? tomorrow.
make me too catch small sleep.

Chimax15 , welcome to the league bro.

shout-out to all the big bosses in the house;

Jskelly11

dharyor58

Tomtoxic

Cupid4ig

ezzylee

dreydee

kanechimex

johnpaulbuddy

and thanks to all those viewing but not commenting grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
johnpaulbuddy: See as D̶̲̥̅̊ story b lyk real life yarn...I dey ur bck,carry go
thanks boss.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:58pm On Sep 07, 2014
Girondins de Bordeaux are Ligue1 Champions!!!

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:49pm On Sep 07, 2014
GDB Win Treble

GDB win a treble as they beat FC Lorient 2-0, Danny assisted Xabi Alonso in the 56th min, while Cavenaghi put the game to sleep into the 87th minute with a second goal.
That Victory has given them the French League Title, and GDB are champions of France.
The season is drawing to a close with two matches to go and the world cup qualifiers will continue.
GDB have had a successful year, thanks to their well gelled team, with stars such as Cavenaghi, Xabi Alonso, Plasil, Fernando,Sertic, Ciani, Danny and a host of others.
Danny has said he was particularly happy with the unity in the team, especially with the car gift from Plasil.he said he couldn't wait to play for Nigeria in the World Cup Qualifiers.


PICTURES: GDB WIN THE LIGUE1 TITLE

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:33pm On Sep 07, 2014
Vengeance or Professionalism ?

It seems Danny is always eager to score against Valenciennes, his first ever professional club which he had a disagreement with, as he previously scored 5goals against them at GDB and has now scored a goal and made an assist away from home at Valenciennes.
GDB won Valenciennes 2-0 at Valenciennes home.
Valenciennes are currently after Danny for a mouthwatering fee of £4,716,100 , but Danny has refused to sign with them.Talks with Wigan have also broken down.
If GDB win their next league game (36th fixture of 38) against FC Lorient, they will be crowned Ligue1 Champions.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:20pm On Sep 07, 2014
kanechimex: so you win the cup?. nice
I dey play manager for fifa14 for laptop. crazy stuff
yes oo! that's nice #FifaThings




johnpaulbuddy , I see you bro, welcome to Danny's World.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:13pm On Sep 07, 2014
Danny Becomes Cars Fan

Danny has become A fan of cars after Plasil got him a Porsche 911 Carrera worth £50,000 ($81,000).
Danny also decided to get himself a Ford GT90 worth £98,000 ($160,000). he said he especially loves the colour red on cars and thanked Plasil for the customised Porsche.
Danny was seen in Paris having a fun cruise with his girlfriend in the Porsche.He later uploaded a picture of his Ford GT later that night.
Danny becomes a big boy in Paris, he definitely has the cash to spend after GDB won a double, including the UEFA Champions League.they will be looking forward to adding the Ligue1 Title to their list.

Jokes EtcRe: See What My Girlfriend's Father Gave Me As Surprise (+PICTURE) by SMALLPENIS(op): 9:54pm On Sep 07, 2014
PervyByNature: Nobady cares
did I beg you to click or view ?? angry
Jokes EtcSee What My Girlfriend's Father Gave Me As Surprise (+PICTURE) by SMALLPENIS(op): 4:36pm On Sep 07, 2014
Well,those of you that know about my last thread on what my oga's daughter did to me,my girlfriend(who is a boxer) found out,and her father is a soldier.
Well,she said she forgave me but her Dad has a gift for me.I was happy and when I went to collect the gift........,the picture is the gift that happened to me.
And her father said the gift will continue unless I choose one these options;

1) I commit suicide

2) I kill myself

3) I jump from 25 storey building

4) I drink otapiapia

5) I hang myself with rope

please help me choose the best and easiest option.

Here's the link to that last thread for those who dont know the story www.nairaland.com/1885888/please-she-rap.ed-me

RomanceRe: True Love Is Sacrifice, Can You Die For Your Man/woman? by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:16pm On Sep 07, 2014
destante: Okay don't get me wrong. Don't confuse agape with Eros. Gods love for us is unmatchable, entirely spiritual and divine. Eros on the other hand is physical and with much emotion. I agree it involves sacrifice but be honest, it will hardly get to sacrificing ones life. Eros is supposed to be requited, for both to enjoy. It comes to nothing if one half isn't there no more to relish the love that they have for the person they putatively died for. That's the unreasonableness.
matured answer smiley
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 4:07pm On Sep 07, 2014
sosalekins: @Aundreytimms,
you got me laughing upto choking point.
Lol!
Thanks for reading though, more updates coming!
.
@libertyfather
you also got me laughing,
how i wish I could send you the full story, but I do'nt have it on paper. I write as I remember.
Just stay locked for more updates.
As for Miss Tonya,.................... heheheheheh!
Just chill, I'll tell ya'll eyitin

@ chii8
.
Lol. I'll tryna update often
As time permits me!
Stay locked.
.

RESPECT TO=
.onemansquad
. SP
. Boombost

and SHOUT -OUT to everyone reading and following.
Don't forget to correct me if you come across any errors in my writings.
Happy Sunday all!
lekins! lekins! lekins!
how many times did I call you?!
God bless your head jare!
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Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Off Some Of Comedienne Joan Rivers Jokes. by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:59pm On Sep 07, 2014
Akshow: yeah she sure said that. But do u mean to tell me none of the over forty Joan's funniest lines above is funny to u? Not even one? .........
except that of the swiss cheese, and I didn't even laugh out, I just smiled.
CelebritiesRe: 70-year-old Body Builder Whose Abs Would Make Many Lady Melt by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:38pm On Sep 07, 2014
this one no fit make ladies melt o, na run dem go run.
sha, people like this dey get SMALLPENIS
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:31pm On Sep 07, 2014
Fashola4thSon: KILL DEM ALL
except the fat one grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Off Some Of Comedienne Joan Rivers Jokes. by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:24pm On Sep 07, 2014
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Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Off Some Of Comedienne Joan Rivers Jokes. by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:24pm On Sep 07, 2014
Akshow: hahahahahaha if u love fashion police and her funny comments and I post some of her funny comments y are u not cheesy cheesy cheesy

Abi na wetin u dey see wen watching d show and not what she says that is making u to laugh? huh
remember what she said; a joke which is funny verbally may not be funny in an email (written form) , so you see.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Off Some Of Comedienne Joan Rivers Jokes. by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:30am On Sep 07, 2014
I love fashion police and her funny comments on the show,but OP...
I no dey laff
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:04pm On Sep 06, 2014
Jskelly11: its this not gta 3 come and update since NFF and eagles don disappoint us am giving you 1hour or else.... Who for this thread no about soccer betting pls help
I don update o boss, no kill me. grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:03pm On Sep 06, 2014
Never Give Up On The Saviour

Valenciennes have offered Danny a new offer after he declined on their previous offer.They have offered a more tantalising offer of a salary of £4,716,100 on a 5-year contract.
Danny's agent has said his client is not interested in a move to the club now, although Danny currently earns a meagre £680,600 at GDB.
GDB will be facing Valenciennes next in the Ligue1 fixtures.The season is drawing to a close and GDB will be looking to win a Treble; The French Cup, The Champions League and The 'Ligue1 Title'.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 10:49pm On Sep 06, 2014
Champions League Finals

The UEFA champions league finals was one game no one would forget in a hurry.It pitted GDB against AS ROMA.
Many thought the game was a walk-over for AS ROMA who have stars such as Di Maria, Podolski, De Rossi, Adriano and Nasri, but GDB fought gallantly.
The light of hope first shone on AS ROMA who scored just before half time from a strike from Di Maria after a confusion in GDB's defence.
But GDB broke the deadlock in the 59th min after Xabi Alonso ran onto a through-ball from Danny, then beating 2 AS ROMA defenders before slotting home the equaliser.
Danny got injured in the groin and had to be substituted in the 77th min after an air battle for the ball.
The game pulled through to extra time and then to penalties.GDB slotted home all their penalties, while AS Roma missed two to give GDB a 5-3 victory on penalties.
GDB were thus crowned ' Champions of the World'
Their champions league victory has seen GDB qualify for the Club International Cup and the UEFA Super Cup


PICTURE: GDB ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS
sorry for only one picture, I couldn't switch the IPad on in-time to snap all the celebrations, the rest I snapped were kinda blurry.

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