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Hehehe! #Daddy&Mummy Play ![]() that play been sweet o ![]() Lekins, I dey your back! All these people reading and not commenting,#diarisGodooo! Signed: SMALLPENIS; P.R.O and Bartender of the Thread.Lekins! Malt don finish for store o,because of vibesking and onemansquad |
Kennedyiheme: Nice thread, im lovin it....how best do u tink one can play become a legend? Controlin only the player on the field or the whole team?thanks bruh..,I prefer controlling a single player, you'll be surprised at the good level of intelligence of your AI Teammates. |
GDB News The new season kicks off,with Danny unavailable for the pre-season due to a Knee Injury. He was also unable to play at the 1st League game of the season which GDB lost 1:0 to OGC Nice. GDB physios say Danny will be available for the next Legue game. PES Sport News GDB player,Danny has built a villa in Paris,close to the Notre Dame. His agent says the job was handed to a Construction Firm and has been under construction for 8months. The Villa has two swimming pools,9 rooms,a Gym, a theatre hall and a Mini Football pitch.
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Jskelly11: ALL THE NEW COMERS OF THIS THREAD YOU ALL ARE HIGHLY WELCOME TO DANNY WORLD.Thanks Bro. You're my new PRO of the thread ,and Welcome to the new members of this thread.Tagging: Sethuncahier ,check out this thread. |
New Season Stats Age: 20 Value: £5,631,000 Overall Ability: 71 Shirt Number: 99 Club: Girondins de Bordeaux Playing Positions: SS, CF and WF Another season goes by with Danny having a total of 42goals in 52 appearances for GDB,and an average rating of 7.5/10. Please Bear With Me,Picture Was Taken With My Phone Camera,Will Get A New Charger Soon
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was this supposed to be funny?? ![]() |
Nigerians! We are so gullible! Cant you see this is fake news,and some pictures from the internet were just downloaded and put here. OP! See as you catch them ![]() |
Updates This Afternoon,stay tuned. |
liveLongNprospa: Make Madrid try sign am nana when I be 21 them sign me for my last save,so maybe dem go offer next season. |
You guys mean you dont know BoiledCorn is an #OfficialTroll ?! I laugh at y'all! |
priscaoge: I used that no5 n 9. My ringtone when I was using No5 was 'Come feel me'come feel me,come feel me come feel me,come feel me baibee! Yea yea,yea yea,yea! man don tey for this world oo,I loved that Ringtone ![]() |
Everybody Wants Danny Four clubs offered for Danny but Danny turned down all the offers,saying he still had alot to do at GDB 1) Olympic Marseille: offered Danny a Four Year contract with a salary of £4,924,800 per year. 2) Barcelona: offered Danny a Four year contract of £5,039,600 as salary but Danny also refused this offer,he said though he felt tempted to accept the offer,he felt loyal to GDB. Danny also recieved offers from Villareal and FC Utretch, both offered him £4,000,000 as salary but he turned them down. Report has it that Adidas are planning on signing a Sponsorship Deal with Danny.More information will be relayed about this later. |
World Cup Qualifiers The WC Qualifiers came to an end as Nigeria clashed with Cameroon,Nigeria opened up the game in the 23rd minute with a well placed shot from Obinna Nsofor,but Cameron equalised in the 66th minute after a well linked up pass to E'too. The Game ended 1:1,with Nigeria though already qualified for the World Cup. Major Transfers Ibrahimovic=Man Utd to Barcelona V.Valdes=Olympic Marseille to Barcelona Bale=R. Madrid to Olympic Marseille Aguero=Man City to Olympic Marseille |
Ahn,ahn! Na only Lekins dey the school? All these girls wan spoil mama pikin. ![]() great Update,nice work. |
They stole my smallpenis ![]() |
HonourablePomk: Whats HBooking Space thing |
Chisos!!! |
marieolae: wow! I Love you!am sorry *cries and blows catarrh*, send me your account no, Is #23million enough for your transport tomorrow? |
Boomboost: ...instinct tells me some theifing journos may print this story in their editorial.Lekins,I don stamp rights reserved for this story o.Na we own am.Taaah!!! We and who?? This story na my story! Because................................... My Childhood Dey Similar ![]() lekins,na Joke I dey Joke oo! |
marieolae: so I'm worth 9K..nah it can't work like that lolznah, its just that I borrowed the money from AndyBlaze,and if I dont pay up by next week, its #S.h.it&Lacasera things |
I backed my girlfriend round my area,so no biggie ![]() |
marieolae: never loolzafter eating my #9,500 shawarma ![]() |
FruityLass: Yea, it's Nokia 3310.you are there jawe ![]() |
My ![]() when MTN sim was #20,000 ![]() |
Ewoooo! #:IjustDeyLaff |
#IjustDeyLaff!!! |
Lekksite: https://www.gidi360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Davido-Father-car.jpgso?? ![]() will that make Marieolae love me?? |
Haaaaa!!! #InYorubaManVoice |
jfk1759: Hi all, we are looking for football writers to write for our blogs. Football fans of Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester City and the Super eagles can apply.okay |
OP! Its nots the slimmest ![]() |
Danny,The Spending Lover-Boy Reports have it that Danny,has bought his Girlfriend an Audi R8 V10 which is worth about £71000 ($115,208). His Girlfriend,Glore Beyonce wrote this on her Twitter Handle @Glore4Danny; "wow! Danny actually fulfilled his promise of buying me a car,He's such a Red Car Freak. Lawv ya so much @Danny99" sparks have arisen with so much insults on her Twitter page from Nigerian Girls,asking the French Girl to leave the young lad to face his football. Danny was captured on camera taking the car for a spin at the Tour De Franc Nascar Arena. The 19 year old footballer will be travelling to Morocco with the Nigerian National Team next week. PICTURE; Danny Taking The Audi For A Ride
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Danny Smiles Again Danny and GDB have been cleared of all Match Fixing Allegations at the FIFA High Court after their matches videos were studied and Olympic Marseille and LOSC Lille Metropole were unable to provide concrete evidence. And after seeing Danny's performance at the World Cup Qualifers,FIFA was convinced that the allegations against GDB were false. Sepp Blatter decreed that GDB be paid £500,000 each by Olympic Marseille and LOSC. Danny and his teammates were so excited and they thanked the fans for believing in them. My Ipad's Charger Is Spoilt Resulting In The Absence of Pictures,But Not To Worry,I'll Try To Use My Phone To Snap The Pictures,But They Might Not Be Clear.,Atleast Till I Get A New Charger |
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