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LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 3:39pm On Sep 13, 2014
Hehehe! #Daddy&Mummy Play grin
that play been sweet o grin
Lekins, I dey your back!

All these people reading and not commenting,#diarisGodooo!

Signed: SMALLPENIS;grin P.R.O and Bartender of the Thread.
Lekins! Malt don finish for store o,because of vibesking and onemansquad
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GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 3:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
Kennedyiheme: Nice thread, im lovin it....how best do u tink one can play become a legend? Controlin only the player on the field or the whole team?
thanks bruh..,I prefer controlling a single player, you'll be surprised at the good level of intelligence of your AI Teammates.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 3:19pm On Sep 13, 2014
GDB News

The new season kicks off,with Danny unavailable for the pre-season due to a Knee Injury.
He was also unable to play at the 1st League game of the season which GDB lost 1:0 to OGC Nice.
GDB physios say Danny will be available for the next Legue game.

PES Sport News

GDB player,Danny has built a villa in Paris,close to the Notre Dame.
His agent says the job was handed to a Construction Firm and has been under construction for 8months.
The Villa has two swimming pools,9 rooms,a Gym, a theatre hall and a Mini Football pitch.

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 3:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
Jskelly11: ALL THE NEW COMERS OF THIS THREAD YOU ALL ARE HIGHLY WELCOME TO DANNY WORLD.


THANKS ALL FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND GOD BLESS YOU ALL


AND ALL THOSE GHOSTREADERS YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY TO COMMENT BECAUSE IT AIN'T EASY TO DO THIS THANKS ALL.


SIGNED JAY2k007
Thanks Bro. You're my new PRO of the thread grin ,and Welcome to the new members of this thread.

Tagging: Sethuncahier ,check out this thread.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op):
New Season Stats

Age: 20
Value: £5,631,000
Overall Ability: 71
Shirt Number: 99
Club: Girondins de Bordeaux
Playing Positions: SS, CF and WF

Another season goes by with Danny having a total of 42goals in 52 appearances for GDB,and an average rating of 7.5/10.

Please Bear With Me,Picture Was Taken With My Phone Camera,Will Get A New Charger Soon

Jokes EtcRe: Lets See If You Can Read Through This Without Loughing. by SMALLPENIS(f): 2:22pm On Sep 13, 2014
was this supposed to be funny?? angry
CelebritiesRe: Teenager Sues Black Parents For Being White (pictured) by SMALLPENIS(f):
Nigerians! We are so gullible!
Cant you see this is fake news,and some pictures from the internet were just downloaded and put here.
OP! See as you catch them grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:55am On Sep 13, 2014
Updates This Afternoon,stay tuned.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:55am On Sep 13, 2014
liveLongNprospa: Make Madrid try sign am na undecided
na when I be 21 them sign me for my last save,so maybe dem go offer next season.
RomanceRe: My Tenant Has Finish All The Varslean In My Shop. by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:54pm On Sep 12, 2014
You guys mean you dont know BoiledCorn is an #OfficialTroll ?!
I laugh at y'all!
PhonesRe: Do You Still Recall This Phone? by SMALLPENIS(f): 11:27pm On Sep 12, 2014
priscaoge: I used that no5 n 9. My ringtone when I was using No5 was 'Come feel me' grin grin...Who used that ringtone? grin
come feel me,come feel me
come feel me,come feel me baibee!
Yea yea,yea yea,yea!

grin man don tey for this world oo,I loved that Ringtone grin
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:18pm On Sep 12, 2014
Everybody Wants Danny

Four clubs offered for Danny but Danny turned down all the offers,saying he still had alot to do at GDB

1) Olympic Marseille: offered Danny a Four Year contract with a salary of £4,924,800 per year.

2) Barcelona: offered Danny a Four year contract of £5,039,600 as salary but Danny also refused this offer,he said though he felt tempted to accept the offer,he felt loyal to GDB.

Danny also recieved offers from Villareal and FC Utretch, both offered him £4,000,000 as salary but he turned them down.

Report has it that Adidas are planning on signing a Sponsorship Deal with Danny.More information will be relayed about this later.
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 11:09pm On Sep 12, 2014
World Cup Qualifiers

The WC Qualifiers came to an end as Nigeria clashed with Cameroon,Nigeria opened up the game in the 23rd minute with a well placed shot from Obinna Nsofor,but Cameron equalised in the 66th minute after a well linked up pass to E'too.
The Game ended 1:1,with Nigeria though already qualified for the World Cup.


Major Transfers

Ibrahimovic=Man Utd to Barcelona

V.Valdes=Olympic Marseille to Barcelona

Bale=R. Madrid to Olympic Marseille

Aguero=Man City to Olympic Marseille
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:35pm On Sep 12, 2014
Ahn,ahn! Na only Lekins dey the school? All these girls wan spoil mama pikin. grin
great Update,nice work.
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TravelRe: Danfo Funny Experience by SMALLPENIS(f): 10:29pm On Sep 12, 2014
They stole my smallpenis sad
Science/TechnologyRe: World's Most Amazing Ship. by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
HonourablePomk: Whats H
Booking Space thing
Science/TechnologyRe: World's Most Amazing Ship. by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:43pm On Sep 12, 2014
Chisos!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Father “chief Adeleke” Acquires New Multi Million Naira Car by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:01pm On Sep 12, 2014
marieolae: wow! I Love you!
am sorry sad *cries and blows catarrh*, send me your account no, Is #23million enough for your transport tomorrow?
LiteratureRe: My Childhood Life With My Spoilt Neighbours by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
Boomboost: ...instinct tells me some theifing journos may print this story in their editorial.Lekins,I don stamp rights reserved for this story o.Na we own am.
Taaah!!! We and who??
This story na my story! Because...................................







































My Childhood Dey Similar grin
lekins,na Joke I dey Joke oo!
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CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Father “chief Adeleke” Acquires New Multi Million Naira Car by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:52pm On Sep 12, 2014
marieolae: so I'm worth 9K..nah it can't work like that lolz
nah, its just that I borrowed the money from AndyBlaze,and if I dont pay up by next week, its #S.h.it&Lacasera things
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Would Carry Their Women's Bags? by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
I backed my girlfriend round my area,so no biggie smiley
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Father “chief Adeleke” Acquires New Multi Million Naira Car by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:45pm On Sep 12, 2014
marieolae: never loolz
after eating my #9,500 shawarma sad
PhonesRe: Do You Still Recall This Phone? by SMALLPENIS(f): 7:41pm On Sep 12, 2014
FruityLass: Yea, it's Nokia 3310.
O jabo ko fo......its so strong.
Dad bought it then at #38,000....lol MTN SIM at #22,000. Was the first phone I saw and made use of.
you are there jawe grin
PhonesRe: Do You Still Recall This Phone? by SMALLPENIS(f):
My Elder Brother's 1st Phone grin
when MTN sim was #20,000 grin
PoliticsRe: EXCLUSIVE: Secret Intelligence Report Links Ex-governor Sheriff, Chad President by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:53pm On Sep 12, 2014
Ewoooo!
#:IjustDeyLaff
PoliticsRe: Talba the Big Time Thief by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:47pm On Sep 12, 2014
#IjustDeyLaff!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Father “chief Adeleke” Acquires New Multi Million Naira Car by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:44pm On Sep 12, 2014
Lekksite: https://www.gidi360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Davido-Father-car.jpg
https://www.gidi360.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Davido-Father-car-tweet.jpg

Davido’s father recently got himself a brand new Bently and his son Davido has decided to show it off to the world as he took a snap shot and posted it on his social media with a prayer of hope.

OBO….. Like the saying goes, ‘Like father like son’ could be the tale of wave making sensation, Davido, with his Nigerian billionaire businessman father, Mr. Deji Adeleke.

Davidoofficial: Congrats Daddy on your new toy!! You are d baddest! Inspiration!!mine comin soon!! BABA OLOWO!!
The last few months have been a handful for Davido –

Read MOre Here : http://www.gidi360.com/davidos-father-chief-adeleke-acquires-multi-million-naira-car/
so?? undecided
will that make Marieolae love me??
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram:report Links Ex-governor Sheriff & Chad President by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:42pm On Sep 12, 2014
Haaaaa!!!
#InYorubaManVoice
BusinessRe: Employment Opportuntiy - Football Writers Wanted by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:41pm On Sep 12, 2014
jfk1759: Hi all, we are looking for football writers to write for our blogs. Football fans of Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester City and the Super eagles can apply.

Each writer will be paid for their work on a monthly basis if they proof they are good enough. You must have at least SSCE and must be at least 23 years old.

Send your CV ( not necessary helps ) to admin@soccerfanbase.com.
okay
PhonesRe: Meet The “world’s Thinnest Tablet” by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
OP! Its nots the slimmest angry
GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 6:13pm On Sep 12, 2014
Danny,The Spending Lover-Boy

Reports have it that Danny,has bought his Girlfriend an Audi R8 V10 which is worth about £71000 ($115,208).
His Girlfriend,Glore Beyonce wrote this on her Twitter Handle @Glore4Danny; "wow! Danny actually fulfilled his promise of buying me a car,He's such a Red Car Freak. Lawv ya so much @Danny99"
sparks have arisen with so much insults on her Twitter page from Nigerian Girls,asking the French Girl to leave the young lad to face his football.
Danny was captured on camera taking the car for a spin at the Tour De Franc Nascar Arena.
The 19 year old footballer will be travelling to Morocco with the Nigerian National Team next week.


PICTURE; Danny Taking The Audi For A Ride

GamingRe: My Become A Legend Story (+PICTURES)(Comedy Mode) by SMALLPENIS(op): 3:53pm On Sep 12, 2014
Danny Smiles Again

Danny and GDB have been cleared of all Match Fixing Allegations at the FIFA High Court after their matches videos were studied and Olympic Marseille and LOSC Lille Metropole were unable to provide concrete evidence.
And after seeing Danny's performance at the World Cup Qualifers,FIFA was convinced that the allegations against GDB were false.
Sepp Blatter decreed that GDB be paid £500,000 each by Olympic Marseille and LOSC.
Danny and his teammates were so excited and they thanked the fans for believing in them.


My Ipad's Charger Is Spoilt Resulting In The Absence of Pictures,But Not To Worry,I'll Try To Use My Phone To Snap The Pictures,But They Might Not Be Clear.,Atleast Till I Get A New Charger

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