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CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Dances With Students Of Mary Gold College (Photos) by smalmata(m): 6:03pm On Oct 16, 2016
Flexygist:
The lil man cannot believe his luck, lol. Omotola Ekeinde digging out with some students of Mary Gold College during her visit to the school earlier yesterday to celebrate with the student on the World Food Day.

The event was organized by Knorr Nigeria.

The expression on the boy’s face though, lol.

More photos below;

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/10/16/checkout-the-expression-of-this-lil-as-he-dances-with-actress-omotola-ekeinde/
that boy is gonna b a badddddd boyyyyy.
EducationRe: Mohammed-Tukur Breaks ABU-Zaria 1st Class In Engineering Jinx by smalmata(m): 4:54pm On Feb 15, 2016
Daily Trust verify your information before you go to press.
A.B.U Deparrment of Mechanical Engineering graduated 5 1st Class students that were U04 sets.
I will give their names so you verify;
1.Idris
2.Dotun
3.Hamisu
4.Shola
5. ( can't get the name now)
All went for the PTDF scholarship abroad.
Idris was at the American University of Science and Technology, Abuja. Where he collected an award presented by the fmr Minister for Finance(Dr. Ngozi Iwella).
Hamisu is now a lecturer in the Department of Mechanical Engineering.
Shola is a lecturer in a College in the United States of America.
Dotun is in the United Kingdom excelling over there.
The no. 5 don't have any info on him, but I'm sure he's holding himself well.

My reason for chronicling these guys is that; they were THE BEST,they were good mehn.......
Up till now since they graduated 2010, their solved past questions are still being used in the department, courtesy of all the U04 set who made good use of them

For the records, if you doubt me, go find out and don't ask me who I am for reeling out all this, it's obvious. But any Mech boy or Fac. Of Engr U04 reading this will know who's posting this.
Adios!!!!!

PROUDLY ABUSITE.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Solade Shows Off His Wife And Kids In New Photos by smalmata(m): 7:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
Hmmmm!!! This is Senior Annamarsh, from Airforce Secondary School, Ikeja (AFSS Ikj). She's also a Senior Airforce Cadet, strong lady, very stubborn o. Chai!!!! I never knew she was married to Mr Yemi o one of my fav actor. Senior Annamarsh is feared in school o, we no dey joke wit her, even our Commandant; Wing Commander Ojebola no dey joke with her, I hope she reads dis, it'll bring back some memories.
Morning Sir * salutes *
TV/MoviesRe: Channels TV Newscaster Caught Kissing Colleague On Live TV (Pics) by smalmata(m): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2015
Hahahahaha! This is Sewa Josh na. It's a normal thing na at least to calm the stress office work brings. It happens in a friendly work environment.
PetsRe: Touching Moment A Cat Drags An Injured Cat Off The Road (PHOTOS) by smalmata(m): 5:29pm On Sep 14, 2015
The cat wasn't afraid to come to the aid of his fellow cat cos he's not scared of being arrested by the police and being told to write police statement on how it happened or who was responsible for the death.
Humans aren't that heartless as being said by other posters on this topic, it's just that in this part of the world(Nigeria) our police has made us scared by helping our fellow humans in danger of which in other advanced climes this is not the case cos they are thorough investigations carried out, cameras everywhere, fingerprints and eyewitnesses who gives sincere testimony without fear.
So, the cat did well because he didn't have to watch his back or getting scared of being arrested by the police.
PhonesRe: Have You Ever Used A Phone With A Non Removable Battery? by smalmata(m): 6:45pm On Sep 09, 2015
iPhone 5s, currently the best phone to use. I just got my battery changed and I'm still gonna buy another same iPhone 5s. It's truly a wonderful device.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today! by smalmata(m): 10:35am On Aug 17, 2015
lalasticlala:
Former Head Of State, Ibrahim Babangida Turns 74 Today!

Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday General.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photos Of Her Friends; Calls Them 'fresh Fish' by smalmata(m): 6:27pm On Aug 06, 2015
blackssatino:
Am wondering if these are her new catch or wah?

Well that is what she captioned the photo- ''Fresh fish.''

Poko can be up to anything o

https://instagram.com/p/6AtZ_Qr4eZ/?taken-by=tontolet
Pokolee!!! I trust her, no dulling times wit her. Those her d new kids on her block.
Tontolet
IslamRe: In Ramadan, My Wife Doesn't Want To Sleep With Me by smalmata(m): 1:53pm On Jun 30, 2015
docphresh:
She neva chop, u wan still commot the small power she get. . Oga u b weeked man!
Lol!!
FamilyRe: Nagging Wife Vs Cheating Wife: which Do You Think Is Worse? by smalmata(m): 5:04pm On Jun 13, 2015
A cheating wife is worse, I prefer the nagging wife I can tame her. But God give me neither of the 2. my future wife pls be Good.
RomanceRe: My Six Years Relationship Almost Crashing by smalmata(m): 2:28pm On Jun 11, 2015
[quote author=younghartz post=34617124]Love or obsession?

You'll waste your whole life waiting for them to change. Sleeping next to them and feeling alone. Wondering why they won't treat you right. You keep thinking it's your fault and you give more and more, hoping that your efforts will change things. You're in love with a lie, ths just the truth that you don't want to face. Let it go bc God wants better for you & you deserve better
[/quote

I'm so in love with this quote "Your re in love with a LIE, just d Truth u running from".
My brother u see this our Women needs us More Dan we do. so guys just chill and avoid premature death
CelebritiesRe: Stella-Damasus Secretly Marries Dorris-Simeon's Ex-husband by smalmata(m): 10:30am On Apr 25, 2013
Stella is one woman I respect a lot. She really is a struggling mother,trying to give her kids the best life could offer. If this info is true I wish her the best and she shld tread carefully and stil be committed to the welfare of her kids cos they come first.
*Respect Jaiye*
God Bless Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: If APC Survives A Year, Dont Call Me Okupe: GEJ Aide Boasts by smalmata(m): 10:23am On Apr 25, 2013
If Gen. Buhari & Sen. Tinubu can drop their personal ambitions and as a matter of urgency bring out a workable blueprint on Power,Unemployment & Agriculture,using it as a mini-campaign;then I see APC at the helms of affairs in this Great country.
God Bless Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Guys, Can You Marry No Testing? by smalmata(m): 10:02am On Apr 25, 2013
Its a 2-way thing; if you can wait till you both get married,no problem,if you can't just go for it,cos there's no point deceiving yourslf. A sexually active man,having gotten a lady he wants to settle down with and she says no sEx till marriage,he's probably going to get it frm other ladies outside. We all have to respect our individual body needs.
God Bless Nigeria.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by smalmata(m): 10:31pm On Jan 31, 2013
To Help Humanity in line with World Best Practices,not eye-sevice type. If you want to be Good,be good to all manner of people,not only to your rich friends or bootlickers.
So Help Me GOD.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by smalmata(m): 10:31pm On Jan 31, 2013
To Help Humanity in line with World Best Practices,not eye-sevice type. If you want to be Good,be good to all manner of people,not only to your rich friends or bootlickers.
SportsRe: Player Rating: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia by smalmata(m): 11:25pm On Jan 29, 2013
Its Enyeama all the wayyyyy! He's a Genious. Keshi had better buckle up,if not....
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Policemen Dancing On Duty (pix) by smalmata(m): 11:03am On Jan 28, 2013
What the policemen are doing is not bad,it probably could have been a colleague's wedding party & they are showing their dancing skills in-tune with the music played.
They are also Humans,letting off steam makes their work easier.
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Buys Luxury Yacht "Mariya" by smalmata(m): 12:06pm On Jan 22, 2013
Aigonline: Aliko Dangote Acquires Multi Million Naira Luxury Yatch


Report has it that the richest man in African, Aliko Dangote,
recently took delivery of a luxury yacht said to be worth millions of Naira. The Yacht, which was specially built for him, is called Mariya , and it’s currently sitting at Carrington Crescent, behind Femi Otedola’s office in Victoria Island.

http://www.informationng.com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million-naira-luxury-yacht.html
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million.html
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Buys Luxury Yacht "Mariya" by smalmata(m): 12:05pm On Jan 22, 2013
Aigonline: Aliko Dangote Acquires Multi Million Naira Luxury Yatch


Report has it that the richest man in African, Aliko Dangote,
recently took delivery of a luxury yacht said to be worth millions of Naira. The Yacht, which was specially built for him, is called Mariya , and it’s currently sitting at Carrington Crescent, behind Femi Otedola’s office in Victoria Island.

http://www.informationng.com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million-naira-luxury-yacht.html
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million.html
CHAIRMAN!!! Compliments Sir!
CelebritiesRe: Dangote Buys Luxury Yacht "Mariya" by smalmata(m): 12:04pm On Jan 22, 2013
Aigonline: Aliko Dangote Acquires Multi Million Naira Luxury Yatch


Report has it that the richest man in African, Aliko Dangote,
recently took delivery of a luxury yacht said to be worth millions of Naira. The Yacht, which was specially built for him, is called Mariya , and it’s currently sitting at Carrington Crescent, behind Femi Otedola’s office in Victoria Island.

http://www.informationng.com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million-naira-luxury-yacht.html
http://lindaikeji..com/2013/01/aliko-dangote-acquires-multi-million.html
RomanceRe: Good Things Your Exes Taught You? by smalmata(m): 11:47am On Jan 22, 2013
jhydebaba: She taught me to wash my mouth once I get out of bed every morning.




I love kissing so much but she won't give it to me unless I brush my mouth in the morning
Eeya! My Lovely,Beautiful & Wonderful Susan gives it to me anytime,anyhow. Morning Sex which involves loads of Kisses (cos I too love Kissing;esp wit a good kisser) was a norm during the lifetime(1yr+) of the rltnshp.
I choose to comment on this ur post just to let you know that if a boy & a girl so mch love themselves,u guys wld brk laws. Iv also dated gals dt I dint love,& I wldnt dare kiss her witout brushing,it irritates, but with Susan;we went all the wayyyyyy....(Smiling). I bless her wherever she is & I hop she marries a Good guy who'l treat her as d Queen dat she is.

NB: Hahahahahahah!!! I know u guys wana knw wat ended d affairhuh
--Religious Diff--
She's Igbo,Christian,I'm Hausa,Muslim.
I told her we cld work it out,bt she knew better,so she moved.(I beg tire o bt she no gree).
Christianity EtcRe: Your Wish For Nigeria In 2013? by smalmata(m): 9:19pm On Dec 29, 2012
My wish for Nigeria in 2013 & beyond is for Our Leaders to have a Sincere change of Heart towards Righteousness so that we all can enjoy & benefit from the dividends & beauty of our hard-earned Democracy.
A prayer for Nigeria,not curses everyday wil surely make we as a people do things right for the greater good of us all,Nigeria is our Country,let's make it work.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
RomanceRe: The Right Reason(s) For Going Into A Relationship? by smalmata(m): 10:00am On Oct 11, 2012
Simply said; For Companionship. You should marry the one who loves you more,the one who you can trust with your daily affairs,both in business and spiritual life. Marry a Woman who you've seen the qualities of a care-taker for you and your children and extensively your family. I believe these are all important,very Important.
True Beauty lies in the Heart.
Furthermore,after you have seen this type of woman,and you are lucky to marry her,go out of your way to satisfy and take absolute cate of Her and do what makes her Happy always. Ciao!!
FamilyRe: Advise Him: He Got This Mail From His Wife by smalmata(m): 6:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
Olumide31: Dont try to always be the boss in all issues.Forget d mail she sent.Call her nd say u ar sory for evrytin.U wont die sayin it.Giv her a chanc to expres her mind on isues nd alow her take some decisions too.Let her see reasons why som decisions shld nt be accepted bt always acept her contributons at first evn though u wil stil go agnst it ltr but in a matured way.Show love to her always nd let her feel wanted.Let there be good comunication btw u always.See her always has ur half,ur sista nd mother
Seconded; Don't see ur slf as d Boss,say Sorry,ignore d insults rained on you in the mail,see her as ur Mother & jus let it go. Frm her conclusions,its obvious she dosnt want a divorce,she needs her Man back again to Love & Touch her. So Mr Man,let it go,show her you are a Real Man,let d onus be on you by calling her,dnt say anything but I'm Sorry,chikena!!
I'm Sorry,I'm Sorry...,u'l see she's gona cry,u jus let d tears flow,and u'l see how Her Kiss is gona Heal it all.
And again,make sure you both do all this in the appropriate Dispute Resolution Zone(Ur BEDROooM),you go thank me latr wit the results,trust me.
Goodluck.
FamilyRe: Advise Him: He Got This Mail From His Wife by smalmata(m): 6:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
Olumide31: Dont try to always be the boss in all issues.Forget d mail she sent.Call her nd say u ar sory for evrytin.U wont die sayin it.Giv her a chanc to expres her mind on isues nd alow her take some decisions too.Let her see reasons why som decisions shld nt be accepted bt always acept her contributons at first evn though u wil stil go agnst it ltr but in a matured way.Show love to her always nd let her feel wanted.Let there be good comunication btw u always.See her always has ur half,ur sista nd mother
Seconded; Don't see ur slf as d Boss,say Sorry,ignore d insults rained on you in the mail,see her as ur Mother & jus let it go. Frm her conclusions,its obvious she dosnt want a divorce,she needs her Man back again to Love & Touch her. So Mr Man,let it go,show her you are a Real Man,let d onus be on you by calling her,dnt say anything but I'm Sorry,chikena!!
I'm Sorry,I'm Sorry...,u'l see she's gona cry,u jus let d tears flow,and u'l see how Her Kiss is gona Heal it all.
And again,make sure you both do all this in the appropriate Dispute Resolution Zone(Ur BEDROooM),you go thank me latr wit the results,trust me.
Goodluck.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To Pay Me Off And Marry A Richer Man by smalmata(m): 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2012
Boi,u shld reject dat offer if u truly were in Love wit da girl,True Love is Priceless. On d oda hand,it cld b a deadly trap set up 4u;u cld be paid any amount u demand by d desperate-husband-to-be and he cld com bk 4 his Money by staging an assasination on u and u are gone six-feet below,dat way he enjoys wit da girl.
Just giv Karma dis Assignment,and I'm sur u'll be glad wit its results;Trust Me.
A Word Is Enough.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Grants You Just One Wish, What Would It Be? by smalmata(m): 4:53pm On Sep 12, 2012
bomaibulub: Just one wish. Then it has to be;

"please dear God, I wish you grant me three more wishes."

That way it won't end.
Smartest Answer.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Significance Of Praying Before Eating? by smalmata(m): 4:45pm On Sep 11, 2012
dattaswami: You can thank God for providing the food. However you should not ask anything from Him.

Do not ask any thing from God which is either related to present or future. When you ask some thing in present or some thing in the future, it clearly means that you are reminding Him about the corresponding reaction that is to be immediately implemented in the need. This indirectly means that God is not alert as you are. This is insulting God. Due to such sin the requirement is not answered. If you are asking to protect yourself or somebody else, it indirectly means that He is not aware of the things to be done due to the irresponsibility and this also indicates that He is not as kind as yourself.

It means that God has potency to help but not kind enough to render the help. On contrary, it also means that you lack unfortunately the potency. It means if you fortunately have the potency you could have immediately responded and helped. Therefore, when ever you ask for anything it clearly means indirectly that God has some type of defect, which does not exist in your case. When you ask Him to fulfill the desire it looks as if that your desire is constitutionally justified. But God is not positively reacting due to either lack of positive response immediately or due to lack of knowledge of the constitution or due to lack of kindness to help the needy. All these points are very very subtle. But God is the most subtle and therefore, the knowledge of this analysis will certainly restrict you from asking any fulfillment of your desire.

Never bring present and future before God. Confine to the past always before God. Look back at your past life. Hundreds of incidents are there where you were helped by God. Even if you dispose some incidents through the incidental probability of success or through the efficiency of your efforts, certainly there are plenty of instances in which the help from God is clearly evident. At least remember those few incidents and express your gratefulness along praise to God for His kind help that was already done. The word Krutajnata means remembering the past help. Kruta means the past help done. Jna means identifying it by analysis. If you confine to praying the Lord and thanking Him always about the past helps from Him, the Lord will be immensely pleased. Then the present and future are spontaneously taken care of by the God. But do not adopt this technique with a mind that you will be helped by God in the present and in the future by following this procedure!

You should really follow this path and you should really forget the present and the future. When large number of people came to hear the message from Jesus, they were hungry by the noon. This point was brought to the notice of Jesus. He never asked God to provide food for those hungry people who came to hear God’s word. Had He asked for that, He would have insulted God. God knows His responsibility very well towards the devotees who came there to hear about Him. God has the power to fulfill His responsibility even in the last fraction of second. Had Jesus told God to bless the devotees with food, it clearly means that God is not as kind as Jesus. Jesus never asked for any thing. He came to know that there were four breads. He took them and showed to sky. He thanked God for providing those four pieces of bread.

Immediately the present was responded and the four breads became four thousand breads. This application of analysis is limited to Nivrutti only. You should not extend this to Pravrutti. When you are hungry you have to beg the other souls because they are not omniscient to know that you are hungry. Pravrutti and Nivrutti should never be mixed.
So what happens to d part where its "ASK AND U SHALL BE GIVEN". Pls xplain dis frm ur deductions
IslamRe: How To Overcome Hardships (The Islamic Perspective) by smalmata(m): 10:48am On Sep 10, 2012
May Almighty Allah reward u for dis inspiring & well thought out article of faith here. Most of us facing challenges av bin consoled by this and believe Allah does d best for us in all situations.
May Allah giv us d strength to face any challenge dat comes our way,AMIN!!!
CrimeRe: Cynthia Osokogu Was Killed By Her FaceBook Friends by smalmata(m): 10:16am On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]scary as this news is, I can confidently tell you that most girls in Nigeria are in no way better than this lady. They'll be quick to meet you up at any location without any previous acquaintance.

The unbelievable part is that they are willing to jump into car and travel to any city to meet a complete stranger. These girls don't even want to know whether you are married or not. Just recharge their BIS and send them 20k with a flight ticket, the deal is sealed.

similar incident took place around 2007 involving a popular Hausa movie actres "Maryam Iyana" that was invited to meet up with a guy in Lagos, that incident led to the guy making a pornographic movie with her which later went viral on social media.

Log onto Facebook and ask most of our university girls this " when are you coming to see me ?", the response will always be a positive one. I'm beginning to think most of these girls usually log out their senses before login into Facebook. RIP Cynthia.[/quote]Lmao @ 'log out dia senses b4 loggin in to facebook',bt seriously our Girls nids to b careful,enuf bad guyses on d prowl.
PoliticsRe: 2 JTF Soldiers Killed In Maiduguri by smalmata(m): 11:28pm On Jul 29, 2012
This is the Holy month of Ramadan, and I know for sure that true Muslims will not engage in acts of violence.I believe they are criminal elements or foreign mercenaries.
Kudos to the soldiers for their gallantry,I pity Nigerian Armed Forces all over,they are being overstretched all over the country just for us to have peace & be @ peace as a nation,these soldiers too have families & loved ones @ home to see & spend time with,but u see them on the roads,nooks & crannies,in the sun,under the rain;just trying to make the nation be peaceful & for we to conduct our businesses peacefully. Each time I see them on our roads,I just pray for their families silently @ home,may God reward them.
God bless Nigeria.

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