₦airaland Forum

olac21:
Na push up&coste bro!don't be decieved.btw,is that even big if I care to ask?

Laveda:
well, I'm in the position to say no
so it's all on me.

Laveda:
# Team Faithful Gfs

Moz22:
do u know what d guy does? If u knew, you wouldn't say that

Diddyydiva:
Make I do gbeborun small

sinaj:
I think u nd d girl r novice

LuveU2:
She is so beautiful and not even photogenic! All necks turn when she passes by.

Sounds like something close to the most beautiful

halfricanadian:
u nd money b like lucifer nd torment

My guy ride on

I cant let money run me around

I shd b d one to run money around

God told man to take charge of living nd non living thing

Ewo ni ki non living thing aka money b givin me starched decision mi o le gan pa tori 1 billion dollars

Bt its a free world do it i dey ur bck like dangote cement

halfricanadian:
Im not doin it even for a billion dollar .

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Monalisa185:
lol... you should be hailing me sf

Monalisa185:
lol... you should be hailing me sf

Monalisa185:
very simple... follow these easy steps..

* go to the market, like ASAP.

* look for the oldest coconut in the market, as in that one that's always very difficult to break.

* rush back to her place with the coconut.

* write 'YOU BE MUMU' on a piece of paper and sellotape it on the coconut

* target her bald head from a-5 storey building

* then use all your energy to break the coconut on her head...

in 2, 3 to 5 seconds, her brain go reset with immediate effect...

you welcome in advance

nelycon:
Hello everyone, I'm not exactly new on the forum, I've always been a guest and I appreciate the way some Matters are treated.
My girl has been showing attributes of laziness and I'm beginning to think we might not work out, I love her a d wish to marry her.
She told me when we started four years ago that she was in the university but had a problem which made her drop out, I tried to encourage her to try again, she lied once that she was already admitted again, when I found out, I scolded her but forgave her. I sat her down to ask what she wants to do, I could set her up for business, she could learn any handwork, she said she doesn't want to do any of those, she is yet to figure out what she wants in life, she's 27.
I was outside the country for two years so I couldn't monitor her much but we talked everyday, I sent money to her to take jamb last year and she told me her admission clicked and I paid for her registration and other fees. On getting back to Nigeria, I found out she has not been in school, I suspected though But I wanted to give her benefits of doubt. She only talks about marriage and never how she'd be useful for herself.
Now, it's not like I have a problem being the sole provider in the marriage but what happens to that relationship itself,I would Come home to meet a woman with the same story of how she cleaned, cooked and wash everyday(superboredom) or what happens to her or my children if eventually I die?
I admire a woman with an independent mind, a woman that can take decisions whether I'm there or not. I find myself wishing other intelligent women were my babe and that is how cheating starts which I don't ever want to do.
I'm about to call off the relationship, I just want to know if I'm doing the right thing

RichYoungNigger:
Can you marry an unemployed lady or a lady who wants to be a house wife (stay at home mum) ??

Estharfabian:
Your future female generations "mumu"!


What A disrespectful dickhead!
It's An Almond!
If You disagree, Choke on my clit for all I fûcking care!

donbenedict:
Some ladies r destined to remain single for life


Example Linda, jenny...

I no call person name ooo...

LORDSAMURAI:
TEAM FOREIGN LADIES

LORDSAMURAI:
Like seriously i have been opportune to kiss ladies from the uk,usa,south africa, spain, ghana and nigeria, but what i discovered is that NIGERIAN ladies dont know how to kiss, 90% of them are boring and disgusting kissers, they dnt even know how to french kiss, they will just pack saliva into your mouth, which is very boring and disgusting, those guys that have kissed ladies from ghana,south africa and d rest of the world will confirm it to be truth, NIGERIA ladies needs to take a lecture on how to kiss. "fact" my opinion though. "cc lalasticlala and obinoscopy can even testify that im saying the truth.

Bensondrums:
911

MzOnajin1:
Lol, This guy is a clown

badassdude:
Hy guys, I know women are emotional, but is this problem also borne out of being emotional? she gets sad over the smallest things, i love her so much that i always want to see her happy, but no matter how hard i try, she will still see something that will get her sad, for instance, we were chatting on whatsapp 2 days ago, and her service was so bad that we couldnt chat, could you guys believe that she got depressed over this, that i had to pet and pet, till she was ok again, one other time it was because i forgot to tell her goodnight after our conversation on phone, she got so sad, that i almost lost my cool, but i calmed down, and still had to pet her. now my question is, is this normal, since women are emotional, or my gf has a problem.

Bensondrums:
911

HateU2:
I can bet my life that you are not the one there