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WTF or Sweet?

Sircuba:
Pls Experienced , Matured Guys and Ladies Should help with hint on what to do when a girl fainted during sex....Thanks

Omo mehn say na Cucumber u carry down below...abi watin u won kill person pikin abi...

Ifakiland:
Been together since dec 2011, thu we started dating april 2013....thu we quarrel, but never had breaks. I feel I've gotten to my last bustop. I want to start a family with her and being kids into d world from btw her legs.
she knows and understands me too much, I love her to bits...I call her milky, she d milk of my life.
pls where can I get a good engagement ring to buy?

OP must b sick...lolz u made me laugh

Hilarious guy

jonaifame22:
my guy no worry I go PM the answer to you, cos if I post am for here ehn, gbege go shele!

oya nah send d PM

jonaifame22:
chai my brother no be only you, I have been calculating how her pvssy looks like, judgnig by the way her lips look like and I have gotten the answer!

Oya na....really hint me nah

Omo I don reason d tin taya her kitty go make sense

softbabe:
On a scale of 1-10

Ur topic shows u r new...anyways d picture is bad, can't really see ur face well...but I will rate anyways. 0.2/10. u try small I can manage u 4 side chick

But next time think of beta topics OP

Mimido2:
how can u determine a lady's pvssy by d size of her lips?.....Smh.....its not true

Hmmmm am really taking a wild thought on how dis minido2 kitty cat go be

kilode100:
I am talking of high class fashion, Men great taste and a thing for classy women, and here you are, talking about our classless cheapskate Nigerian Artiste??...

Guy, receive Sense biko!

Well classy ppl I know wear very lite make up, make good wives n great home, oda Dan dat I don't see anytin classy kapish

kilode100:
Can you mention names?.. Siddon there, make pant dey wear You.

Na all dis musical artistes dey deceive una Wen dey open narsh dey open breast, being classy is not about excess make up n being nude, well I hate to burst ur bubble we don't care abt all dat most times...Afta dez men don nak all d artificial babes finish dem go go find one beta good girl to mary...sedon don der dey deceive ursef

osmodes:
its a No, No case for me, I don't like fake a*s cos I like ladies with big a*s and if I mistakenly catch u on pad...na "control Delete" from my life
y confusing me ?

Padi me correct me n u nah dsame jor, I hate fake girls

kilode100:
You mean Real Men without Money abi?... Na poor men dey like natural women, while Rich and Classy who adorn classy wears, nice rides equally love their Women kitted in the best fashion has to offer..

Poor men only love natural women so they won't spend but I Kilode100 is not deceived

The most classy ppl in d world, I mean real wealthy ppl don't even have time for make up n most times der make up r usually very lite...so ur argument does not hold water...na wanna bezz dey do all dos kind tinz to meet up

kilode100:
I think it's a good development, but the only problem I have with the proposal is that the guy didn't measure up to any standards..
He looks poor and unambitious!

If I should propose to a Man, I go look for better man like Dangote/Adenuga and not one that looks like social rejectee..

Gold digger spotted.

kilode100:
You were disgusted because she wears but pad?.. Lol!

I wear makeup, padded bra 24/7, infact, none of my husbands/boyfriends have ever seen my bare face before and for what?.. No be your fault sha na the idiot girl wey leave her biz outside I blame.

Men, Love artificial women and I am here to satisfy their fantasies.

Real men don't like fake tinz like dat gurl, we like you natural...na f*ck boys dey find all dos kind tin

Hello peepz....

Some gurlz can disappoint person o, with all this der misplaced priorities, Well went to visit a friend who stays at face me I slap u compound... , but e get one fine chick wen dey d compound mehn dis gurl really fine, bin don dey trip 4 her o, until I discovered sumtin, went to my friend's backyard to ease ma sef raise ma head to shake d*ck afta pissing only to see for hangar na BUTT wen dem hang I start to dey laugh say gurls r jst too crazy nowadays, I went back in n asked ma friend den he told me say na dat fine babe wen I dey trip 4 na him get am nah...all of a sudden got disgusted n didn't hav interest in her again...for me it was just so lemm


What's ur view on BUTT Nairalanders?

akeensbussy:
Pandoro (mi do do ) Ori (chee butter) Amo (do mi). am not only serious...I was born into it. go and do the research and come and give me feedback. visit the elewe omo. immediately you ask for those items they know what u want to achieve.

Bros me sef nid dis ur solution how I go take get am?

cumz:
my nigger!!

Bad guy....

Y she wear dat small tin, she 4 no jst wear anytin at all nah

Nzuzu

Hmmmmm wot a story tinz dey happen sha....make dat idoit release person daughter
I don't know wot is wrong wit dis northerners n small small girls

joliyp:
that moment you have 100 plus male followers and most people will think i have lots of bf on my list,but the painful aspect is that none of them is making moves to date or intend to ask you out blocking way for a prospective guy to come,mare seeing the number of guys following you he tends to chicken out,am not saying am available cos i dont need to say it......lol

Sent u PM

joliyp:
that moment you have 100 plus male followers and most people will think i have lots of bf on my list,but the painful aspect is that none of them is making moves to date or intend to ask you out blocking way for a prospective guy to come,mare seeing the number of guys following you he tends to chicken out,am not saying am available cos i dont need to say it......lol

Op am interested, follow me lemme send u PM....

VaselineVirus:
how meny inshes can u handel

cus once anaconda xcape, u no fit cash am ooo

Guy u r a complete idoit....i don laugh 4all 4rm chair wen I dey....

All dis ur long myth can read it o...but simple answer she doesn't meet my standard hehehehe

Anoda useless thread today....wer dis girl again watin b dat her name again oooO ****

efemena8:
Is very painful but i just have to let him go.

Congratulations welcome to d singles club, abi u get side guy...?

Books space...n laughs anyhow dat second comment though dat guy no well at all

sophietosyneabou:
hmmm..lwkm..if your boo farts when you guys are busy having a hot make out session,wah are you going to do..continue?or it wud be a total turn off 4u..be truthful tho..

Na dat time u go know say watin u dey do even get serious effect 4 her body, experience dat shit most times mehn

greatness22:
Okay ladies, your uncle provides all your basic needs, takes good care of you but always harass you sexually... What would be your reaction?

Rukkydelta
Omotayor123
Ebayray
QueenValeriej
cruzita
HateU2
refiner
mjswthrt
sickstars



All beautiful nairaland ladies, oya, lets hear your reactions.


**Sips Hollandia Yoghurt**

See question o...hmmmm open ur leg wel well for ram nah nonsense

Such a BIG fool....

Adaure4ever:
Is that so? I doubt it. What abt pretence? Anyone can fake the "I Love You Too"

Not for long...if it's not 4real

So d useless guy tryna spoil genuine ppl chances of getting help...finx OP

Gave d idiot some gud advice neva knew he was a con artist

Lolz

biz2get:
Knowing the fact that lies full their mouth... can you still go ahead and date em?

Part time or even distance f**king is allowed