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Like, do u thnk som1 is educated because of the skul he/she went, certificates he/she achieved, how fluently d person speaks in public or among fwends, hw wise d he/she is? Plz nid ur help cuz i wanna knw.

Hmmmm! 2 me Mr. President has every damn right 2 say all he jst said u knw, why ar most of u nagging uneccesarily? Or iz dat nt hw u gonna appriciate ur own wife/girlfwend of her own day? Thumbs Presido,u do well!

ATMC: mercy refers to d love dt continues till d object is brought home!

wow! Jst learnt 4rm u now. Tnx

advocate666: i ask that he leave me alone and mind his own business. you know what? he actually answers my prayer.
i spend each day in happiness without god. try it.

seriously dnt really knw wia u driving at. U sayin dat u ask God 2 leave alone?

ATMC: u know his mercies goes beyond forgiveness?

how? xplain plz.

Omo Alata: To take authority over the day.
This is the day the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it.
I programme blessings into the day.

And more:-

God should cancel every evil programme drawn against me.
The heavenlies shall not steal from me today.
All the elements shall favour me today.
Every negative thing written in the heavenlies against me should be blotted out by the blood of Jesus.
Oh Lord, cause my heart to be at rest trusting in You today.
Let my fellowship with you become greater today.
I tear down the stronghold of satan against my life today.
I silence every power cursing my destiny in Jesus name.
I recover all my virtues.
I shall possess the gates of my enemies today.
The fire of the enemy shall not burn me today.
My ears shall hear good news today.
My eyes shall see good things today.
etc etc etc - I pray between 15 to 20 mins every morning

a big Amen 2 dat wondafl prayer.

Hmmm! Buh seriously some pastors have a way of backing dis tithe issue up with d bible cuz if it waz nt written somhw in d bible so many pple won't be paying tithes.

ATMC: I ask for his mercies...seriously its all dt matters to me right now in my walk of faith.

u ar ryt, His 4givness matters a lot.

Long life, success in life nd protection of my fwends nd family members.

Missy_B: What about this?

https://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/c67.0.403.403/p403x403/420406_366394253381487_2146616779_n.jpg

dats ube in my dialet.

prettiest1: In our dialet, it's udara. Cherry is its english name.

yeah we kal it udara.

Coldfeet: Nwanyi MBANO kam bu.

hahahahahaha. I bu ezigbo nwafor igbo.

iykemanchi: That is akpu miri and aki beke in igbo. Abacha are those once
They cut so silm, dry them sometimes and prepare them like
African sallad. We put dry meat, kpumor or kanda wif gardern egg
And uterzi(don't knw d english name) in abacha and wash it down
Wif palm wine. Very nutritious.

hmmm,jst as if u ar preparing it at da moment. My mouth is watery nau.lolz

irpheezy: C'mon its abachaa, don't confuse urself. Tapioca is abachaa

we call it abacha in imo state.

Lolzz! Seriously am shot of words. OMG! The young man neva knew he waz gona recieve lashes lyk a kid. Wel gud 4 hm though, guez dey won't hesistate 2 gv dat community light again. Realy funny o

xcitedjay: Isnt he still in secondary school?

lolz, u are damn funny.

Arkt!^3:
Brov. i can see that your eyes are so clear to the extend that you can even see your ears without mirror. lol

lolz, seriously u ar damn ryt. Ah! See Mikel wedding Tonto nah.......e no ryme at all.

CrazyMan: Sure...what would you like to know about me?

hey guz, am kyda new here, so i would luv 2 be interviewd.

ronkebp: I think Nadia Buhari should be in the top ten, though she is mixed, she is a very 'pretty mixed-blood' lady, Jackie Appiah is also very pretty, for me it would be:

1. NNEJI
2. EKEINDE
3. EDO ( INI- EDO) LOVE HER
4. RITA DOMINIC ( SHE LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND)
5. NADIA BUHARI
6. JACKIE APPIAH
7. LILIAN BACH
8. STELLA DAMASUS
9. TONTO DIKE (did not want to add her but had no choice)
10. hmmmmmm who else ooooo Me i guess,

u ar right, Nadia buhari is really pretty, lv her much.

Dats one thng i hate abt dis guz,they play the ball nd they deny scoring the goal, if he wants he can deny the kid,who cares?

So we shuld stat flying? Abeg make we hear word.

kunletiwoo: This is a typical handy work of a Photo-shop Application,

Its not Real!!!!

Mehn our eyez are open oo. . . . .this is really the handy work of photo shop. Damn it.

salam001: This was after he sang Dont Dull,stop lying @op

dnt mind dem, they thnk we can be decievd, datz nt a sec skul pix oooo

Hahahahaha, u caught him red handed

acidosis™:
you just lied

I-YuckMouf-I:
Happy Birthday for what!?!?

For Being an Overrated manager who has underachieved his whole career in the EpL ??!

For Constantly getting his skull crushed and caved in by Man United and Chelsea Year after year?!!?

For having an Endless Supply of Under Utilized French Talent that he can't even Manage Properly??!!?

Fuc Him.

It's time for this Guy to Perish!

This old Bastaard should expire shortly!

...Who Cares about the English League Anyway....bunch of scoundrels who have robbed Africa of All it's Talent.

Just to dress them up in those Corny EPL Kits.

Why is a Lion the Symbol anyway?!!?

Ha..subliminal Message?!!?

....

It's all about Fc Barcelona.

La Liga!

Viva Barca!

u can quench 4 all i care, he is a great Man so stp sayn wat u dnt knw. Happy Birthday My coach!

floriana: He looks like Tonto Dikeh

u guz won't kil tonto dikeh oo

Yomieluv: Is this not a recycled topic?if there aren't a topic again on nairaland,let's just keep mute.

If you don't trust her for a long distance relationship,dump her,simple.

nd if u dnt trust him 4 dat kyd of relationshp, dump him, simple.

It works 4 som pple, presently am in dat r/ship, alwaz blushn each tym i hear hs voice nd alwaz eager 2 hear 4rm hm. It requires trust nd commitment.

Is nt alwaz funny whn in labor buh few days afta delivery u wil stat hearin stories of wat u said 4rm either ur sista or ur fwend or ur mother inlaw who waz dia durin d labor. . . . . . Nd u wil neva belv dia stories.

U ar right sha buh seriously kids luv dat meal nd it wil be difficult 2 stp dem nau dat d information is clear.