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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The Biggest Challenge You Overcame This Year? by smartr: 7:22am On Nov 23, 2023
TrustNone:
chai this is funny grin but do you really need a babe at this point?
Loneliness is a bad thing. If I have a babe, the way I’m feeling now eh, the urge to drink will reduce. Sex dey relieve tension far more than alcohol.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Was The Biggest Challenge You Overcame This Year? by smartr: 7:11am On Nov 23, 2023
I haven’t overcome anything.

Still broke.
Might enter debt AGAIN this week.
No babe since January.
Overcoming masturbation with 112 days clean sha.

IF!
I can beat alcohol, gambling, find a babe before the year ends and not enter 2024 with debt, I’ll be very happy.
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Peaceful In Nigeria? by smartr: 10:42am On Nov 22, 2023
LAGOS.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by smartr: 3:14pm On Nov 19, 2023
BTTS is 1.4 odds. Make my money no vanish. God pls o.
CelebritiesRe: Bewaji Ewatomi: 'DJ Chicken threatened to release my sex tape’ – Portable’s Wife by smartr: 8:28pm On Nov 18, 2023
Cleans girls dey, na community project wey dey flashy una dey find.
CelebritiesRe: Bewaji Ewatomi: 'DJ Chicken threatened to release my sex tape’ – Portable’s Wife by smartr: 8:27pm On Nov 18, 2023
Wahala for who dey marry olosho o
FamilyRe: My Sister Abroad Doesn't Reply My Messages Anymore. by smartr: 8:25pm On Nov 18, 2023
When you una wan kill am with billing. Let the diasporans breeeet!
HealthRe: I Am 22 And I Don't Have Beard. What Could Be The Problem? by smartr: 8:24pm On Nov 18, 2023
Testiebobo:
I feel discouraged to look at myself in the mirror, anytime i noticed that i dont have a single hair under my chin. Even someone that is sixteen years old is already having one. I dont feel ok. What could be the deficiency problem?

File Photo
Stop drinking garri first
FoodRe: What Is This Called In Your Language? by smartr: 8:23pm On Nov 18, 2023
popplm:
This is a nutritious meat that sustained most homes in my home town during the 1983 crisis and military government austerity that led to famine. Its called "kánnì" in my l9cal language and I don't know what it's called in English. Do you know this creature and what is it called in your local language?
Igbin
Ikwikwu
Ekpo
CelebritiesRe: "Be Careful Who You Fall In Love With" – DJ Cuppy Warns Singles by smartr: 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2023
Abeg gettaut!! Make konji kill person abi
FamilyIs Ikeja Court Marriage Recognized? by smartr(op):
Pls I'm preparing for my Court Registry Wedding, I want to know the costs and requirements of Ikeja Registry.

Is Ikeja court marriage recognized like Ikoyi court marriage?

If you have the info, pls share...
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Abducted Priest In Kogi After Collecting N1 Million Ransom by smartr: 8:33am On Nov 16, 2023
AntiChristian:
Israel is stylishly using it.
Christians are supporting them!

About virgins...

Numbers 31:17-18
So now, kill all the boys, as well as every woman who has had relations with a man, but spare for yourselves every girl who has never had relations with a man.

All boys/men were killed.

All women who had previously had sex were killed.

Only virgins were spared!

Numbers 31:35
and 32,000 women who had not slept with a man.

How was this known? Will they have to open them up and use a speculum as in HVS test or what?

I don't have Holy Spirit, Someone with the Holy Spirit should help with the answer!
Wahala
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Abducted Priest In Kogi After Collecting N1 Million Ransom by smartr: 8:24am On Nov 16, 2023
AntiChristian:
cool1) Capital Punishment Crimes:

Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents
1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery
If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication
A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions
Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets
If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, “You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord.” When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night
But if this charge is true (that she wasn’t a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father’s house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

Kill Followers of Other Religions.
1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Death for Blasphemy
One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD’s name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother’s name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD’s will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, “Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD’s name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD’s name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

Kill False Prophets
1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, ‘Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,’ do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)

2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.’ You may wonder, ‘How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?’ If the prophet predicts something in the LORD’s name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)

Infidels and Gays Should Die
So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God’s death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)

Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle
For the LORD had said to Moses, ‘Exempt the tribe of Levi from the census; do not include them when you count the rest of the Israelites. You must put the Levites in charge of the Tabernacle of the Covenant, along with its furnishings and equipment. They must carry the Tabernacle and its equipment as you travel, and they must care for it and camp around it. Whenever the Tabernacle is moved, the Levites will take it down and set it up again. Anyone else who goes too near the Tabernacle will be executed.’ (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT)

Kill People for Working on the Sabbath
The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: ‘Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.’ (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)

What do you think about all these?
I think they haven’t been applied in the modern world. Unlike Islam. Blow up yourself and others for 72 virgins in paradise..
HealthRe: World Diabetes Day : Access To Diabetes Care by smartr: 7:46pm On Nov 14, 2023
online4business:
The Dieases set me up for life I've made more money from this dieases than any of my books Darm you Amazon!!!

By now I should be doing like $10k in Q4. History hmmm.

Diabetes is easy to reverse

Cut out pasta rice potatoes bread and foods with excess carbs.

Most foods contain hidden sugar and sweeteners that spike blood sugar and affect gut bacteria.

If you're a diabetics you need to quit foods that contains

Sucralose
Splenda
Aspartame
High Fructose corn syrup
Maltodexin
Sodium nitride

Google the proposition list it's a list of chemical used in foods that increase diabetics complications, heart disease and cancer.

Heart dieases and diabetes are 5&6 them dey always Waka together.

Saturated and trans fats should be cut completely.

You must quit eating Pork meat red meat and processed meats.

The only sugar a diabetic can eat is stevia, monk fruits, allouse and inuin.

Erythritol na sugar alcohol it can affect gut bacteria.

Exercising daily and healthy lifestyle choices.

You must quit alcohol and smoking.

If you don't you're increasing your risk of

ischemic heart dieases
Vascular dimentia and Alzheimer's dieases.

Insulin and drugs are not going to do anything for you as a diabetic.

They will not help you reverse diabetes instead you just waste your money and die slowly.
Can I take only action bitters as alcohol
HealthRe: World Diabetes Day : Access To Diabetes Care by smartr: 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2023
warlord24:
One reason I just hate myself.. made stupid mistakes.. sugar always with no exercise.. sha I guess cus I lost my parent early at age 10.. so noo guidance.. just do what you tink is right.. now it's hell to my life..

Guy if I see motor jam me.. am serious I'd be happy. Make e no be say I commit suicide.
Your story is indeed a cautionary tale for me. Diabetes runs in my dad’s family and yet I’ve been taking lots of energy drinks over the years.
HealthRe: World Diabetes Day : Access To Diabetes Care by smartr: 9:50am On Nov 14, 2023
warlord24:
Am type 2 diabetic.

Guy it's not easy..

And m just 33

Drugs expensive
You cnt eat everyting..

Suicide? Tink of it every week!

How am still bouncing sef.. I dnt know.. cus am tired!
Damn bro. Sorry to hear. At what age were you diagnosed. How was your lifestyle when you were younger?

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