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Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by smartr: 11:08pm On Aug 18, 2023
managed to quit PMO since the 1st of august. how do i quit alcohol?? konji comes when i’m drunk
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Mother Dolapo Jane Balogun Is Dead by smartr: 9:25pm On Aug 18, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Mega blowing loading for him this year...
mahd man grin grin cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by smartr: 8:40am On Jul 22, 2023
Frustrations of life lead to depression. Depression leads to alcoholism. Alcoholism leads to porn. Porn leads to masturbation.
PoliticsRe: “I Don’t Want To Be Disturbed With Any Probe”, Buhari Tells Tinubu In London by smartr: 10:28pm On Jun 27, 2023
Mannabbqgrillz helinues Shey this is your darling daddy? May you Buhari supporters die miserably. F**ls.
RomanceRe: *Types Of Spirits That Delay Your Marriages* by smartr: 6:44am On Jun 26, 2023
clockwisereport:
1) spirit of "I go become dangote before I settle down"
I go build house, get 100 million for account, get like 3 cars( 1 for work, 1 for church, 1 for flirting) before I consider marriage

2) spirit of "marriage dey favour women"

3) spirit of "what are you bringing to the table"

4) spirit of "banging body, yellow skin, big brezz, fine face and not fat nor short"

5) spirit of " my mother said I must marry from my village"

6) spirit of "Tejiri is not my spec"
7) spirit of "make i do bachelorhood small"

cool spirit of " man no dey old for marriage"

9) spirit of "just make the money, cleanliness no matter". I no go take care for myself. She go fall for my rotten teeth once I flash am money

10) spirit of "Make i finish my 3rd masters and 2nd PhD"

11) spirit of "marriage na scam"

12) spirit of " 1 must marry a university graduate and a career woman". I can never marry a HND holder, NCE holder or even a secondary school graduate.

13) I must marry a pharmacist so as to convert my medicine shop to pharmacist shop
I’m guilty of 5 here

FamilyRe: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by smartr: 9:42pm On Jun 25, 2023
Nwaotu10:
Wait, until you're 34?
Joker!! grin
Wahala for who dey listen to woman.
FamilyRe: At Age 29 to 30 What First Marriage Or Education? by smartr: 9:38pm On Jun 25, 2023
Marry and use school money for a business!! Anything that makes you dependent on anyone, avoid it! Get back into tailoring and patch your life up from there.. School can wait. You can’t be thinking of a 9-5 job are you? More importantly, pray hard for God to make the journey of life easier.
RomanceRe: How Do I Know My Fianceé's Ring Size Without Her Notice by smartr: 10:25pm On Jun 23, 2023
Icrave4u:
You came to disturb our peace here because of ring, hope the person who needs this ring trully love you. Shine your eyes!
No mind am
RomanceRe: How Do I Know My Fianceé's Ring Size Without Her Notice by smartr: 10:24pm On Jun 23, 2023
Highways:
This one want to surprise her with an engagement/wedding ring.... I hope she don't end up slapping him....
Person wey dem Dey stroke. Mugu Dey reason ring size.
TravelRe: Jay Bloom Turned Down Seats On Titan Voyage by smartr: 10:20pm On Jun 23, 2023
JeffreyJunior:
Some people call it luck, I call it smart decision.
Oga na luck
TravelRe: Jay Bloom Turned Down Seats On Titan Voyage by smartr: 10:20pm On Jun 23, 2023
Germi9:
Steal her old ring if she wears one and use it to buy the engagement ring
Steal her ring and place it on a paper ,use a pen to mark the inner circle
When she’s sleeping ,get a rope and gently tie it around her finger and get the measurement
Lord of the rings undecided
TravelRe: Jay Bloom Turned Down Seats On Titan Voyage by smartr: 10:17pm On Jun 23, 2023
Righteousness2:
Live this PRIVILEGE life in the Conciousness of your Eternity.
Live with Eternity in view.
There is no other way to PREPARE for ETERNITY than to have a Genuie relationship with JESUS CHRIST

Genuine, not genuie. Mor*n.
CrimeRe: Ogun Prophet Beheads Lover After Sex, Buries Body In Church Premises (Graphic) by smartr: 6:59am On Jun 23, 2023
Benjaniblinks:
The suspects, Olusola Akindele, 42, and Ayodele Bamiduro, 42,............. Na dem dem.

CrimeRe: Gbenga Fajuyi, Police Inspector Impregnates His 13-Year-Old Daughter, Kills Baby by smartr: 6:10am On Jun 23, 2023
adecz:
Afnj❗️❗️

RomanceRe: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by smartr: 9:04pm On Oct 25, 2022
haywhizzz:
Are you serious about this?
Thinking of taking my girl to Marie stopes, any idea how much that costs?
Yeah seriously. Don't know about marie stopes.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Beauty Tukura Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With Stunning Photos by smartr: 8:28pm On Oct 21, 2022
Damn.. how much for a night with this bad gyal cry
RomanceRe: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by smartr:
Foodqueen:
Abortion thread activated
Abortion is a sin. God forgive us all.
RomanceRe: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by smartr:
slimjay0001:
Please where can I get it in Lagos??
Abortion is a sin. God forgive us all.
RomanceRe: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by smartr:
Abortion is a sin. God forgive us all.
RomanceRe: Price Of Abortions Medicine Mifeprex And Cytotec by smartr: 9:39pm On Sep 15, 2022
Misoprostol Is 7500 .
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by smartr: 8:23pm On Sep 09, 2022
BABANGBALI:
most Nigerians girls are so fokn frigid on bed
Just to lie down and collect preek den bill someone anyhow grin . The dating game is rigged against most guys.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by smartr: 8:22pm On Sep 09, 2022
MyExpression:
All the chasing plus the sex, are all part of the getting-to-know-you process.

Don't get carried away.

He left coz he probably thinks you're not whom he had pictured you to be.
The only way to find out was by getting close.

Forever is a very long time to be unhappy.

He left early coz he doesn't want you to start catching deep feelings.
The earlier, the better...no need to waste your time.
You get it bro. You can meet a girl who seems decent and independent only to find out that you're the one to actually pay some of her bills cause she ain't got shishi. These girls can package eh!
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by smartr: 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2022
BABANGBALI:
body odour, mouth odour, dirty and stinking pussy, lack of adventures in bed, lack of ringtones, screaming, yelling, biting and then the discovery of an unexpected very big borehole
As in eh. Na the lack of adventure in bed dey vex me pass

RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by smartr: 8:01pm On Sep 09, 2022
VVVOLTS:
Can you die for him/ her? If he/she is sick on the bed and they said that he/she needs someone to carry sacrifice to be well CAN YOU CARRY IT?

Let's not be deceiving ourselves saying "I love you, you are the love of my life" and all those lies.

Even Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack)and Kate Winslet (Rose) in Titanic is just a movie, though some said it's a true life story.

Love is more than words of mouth, my OGA, it's years and years of living together and tolerating each other.

If you no get money, (when you are broke) will he/she stay?
If you get accident(not you, God forbid) will he/she stay?
If you have incurable disease(not you God forbid) will he/she stay?


They say I talk too much?
Lemme be quiet nowadays


#itiswell!
Love no really exist my brother. Babe wey I Dey date, Na for knacks, billing don come. I go hear am cry
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by smartr: 8:00pm On Sep 09, 2022
Chioma4eva:
But people still get married every Saturday. Do you mean it's just artificial and love is missing probably replaced by money?
No be who go foot your bills you dey find?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by smartr: 11:38am On Jan 30, 2022
CaptainZubi:
I just wasted 3k on this useless Nadal. Chei e pain me die.
Game never finish na ..
PoliticsRe: Promise Nnanyereugo Joins House Of Representatives Race (Photos) by smartr: 12:22am On Jan 30, 2022
post=109790870:
No be to dey snap and pose for pictures upandan o.

Let them see your manifestos and your plans for them, that's d kokol
Which one has your darling Bubu fulfilled?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by smartr: 5:47pm On Jan 29, 2022
Vitex on fire grin. issokay.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by smartr: 12:53pm On Jan 29, 2022
Miracood2:
I no fancy this your method at all oo.

Risking 30k for 6.6k
E dey happen
Christianity EtcRe: She Came To Winepress 2022 With Crutches & Left Without Crutches - Pastor Bolaji by smartr: 12:29am On Jan 29, 2022
Brainlight:
WHA IF SOMEONE GOES THERE WITH ... EMPTY POCKET,? ,.... ASKING FOR A FRIEND!!

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by smartr: 12:21am On Jan 29, 2022
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by smartr: 9:06pm On Jan 28, 2022
Osas187:
No I'm not happy because I would have played it ov2.5. Someone had said it here before that we should always play the opposite tips of boringdraw
Which kain diss be this

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