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Horniness is the bane of man.

FalseProphet1:
Konji seems to be dealing with almost all the men on this planet simultaneously. Just yesterday when I was prophesying in my spiritual center, a new member came and sat in front.

She was fair, tall and extremely beautiful, she wore a mini skirt and didn't wear any panties, she just sat carelessly and flung her legs apart, and I saw everything from the altar where I was standing, her orange pússy was fresh and properly shaved, I was just sweating and looking at it. All the visions I had for the service vanished. And I didn't know when I shouted pússy on the altar. My congregation looked at me in shock and I immediately corrected myself by saying I meant pushing, we must push the devil.

Men are really going through a lot.

This torture must stop.

Justice for men.

This I have seen.

Mad man 😂😂😂

Mhizzard:
don't make use of the word 'rich' but financially okay

Yeah bro. Once she sees a guy with a car ( when you don’t have one) o ti lor!

mariahAngel:
Happy weekend people. ✨✨✨
It's a beautiful ☀️ Saturday morning, so try to give yourself a good breakfast.

So, if you could have any of these for breakfast, which would you prefer?

Picture credit: Instagram

B looks more balanced. *soaks garri*

True o. Even dating a broke guy na risk. You know ladies can’t do without a man’s money. So the richer the better. It’s what it is.

Clitocurrency 🏃

To avoid seeing his away games 🏃

Or

To avoid losing her to guys with cash 🏃

Roboto11:
Na egusi keep you for Naija?

I like your style.

Make him dey whine him village people there

Enters Nairaland.
Leaves Nairaland.

lilvicky68:
As that bar man dey give you debt, to stop go hard you

I dey the place now sef . Na to comot the area

I’m glad to know that it isn’t spiritual. Because I do it a lot. I’m just a bad spender and my business is seasonal ( although I’ve been refusing to admit it).

smartr:
Just paid my bar man the last 11k that I owe him. I’m done with alcohol. It has become too expensive. Gaining weight too and becoming too “konjified” for my liking.

Please everyone should share their alcohol struggles here and how they’re trying to combat it.

Owing my bar man 20k. I must quit this alcohol.
Day 0

CoronaVirusPro:
Ordained by Copeland? 😈👿😈

Who believes that dude is a pastor?

Mere looking into dude’s eye, you could tell he has close relationship with the devil.

Funny man. I almost spilled my drink 😂😂