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Ha!

Even before reading the post, I knew it must have happened up North. But this won't change anything, instead it will give them more reason not to do anything..

Who violence don epp?

VickyRotex:
Sarcasm!

you caught it

Police is your friend.

They were looking out for them, they could get infected from eating outside, especially from some of these Mai suya that don't wash their plates properly..

Isn't that what friends are for, looking out for each other.

Just tell her you want to Bleep her already

Blood of Obadiah!!

I will like to see the picture of Minister for Agriculture..

Since that of Water is like this, the one in charge of planting and cultivation of plants like Marijuana will be more interesting

Na so so forum and conference dey dey attend since inception of this administration, when will we start seeing and feeling the effect of the forums and conference?

Na wao,

The existing once are not working to full capacity and they're planning on building another, isn't that another means to siphon money and start a project that will included in the budget for the next 20years.

PureWays:
Really?
Okay then.

I've been caught once by a sister's friend. She got pissed at me, maybe b'cos I looked so innocent then, she didn't expect such from me, not sure though.

or maybe she's angry that you doing to another what she's craving for... Not sure either

Hmm, even though I'm not a thief or terrorist, seeing pics like this will make me wanna try, because I know I won't be caught..

But thank God I'm civil

lordoseji:
nah, i've never beem caught, but some of my foolish friends sometimes peep through the window...

lol, I guess you're the only wiseman in the midst of your foolish friends..

Hmmm, this Freeze of a guy really needs to freeze his twitter account and some part of his brain..

He's really competing with Gov Fayose and Sen Bruce.

Boko haram up north, Niger Delta Avengers down South, Fulani herdsmen in the centre and IPOD youths making noise in the east...


But we'll survive

They re no different from boko haram or the fulani herdsmen..

They all kill without a conscience..

PunkyV:
No, I've never been caught having sex because I'm very private about that sort of thing.

However, I've heard a friend of mine & her BF having sex. We were all in the same bed! Me & her shared a place at the time & there was only one bed in the tiny room. The sound, everything, was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. With every movement they made, I felt nauseous. Yuck!

I'm a very private person too, but you never know when these type of things happen, I was very unfortunate that day. But I'm more careful now

unapapadeycraze:
Sinister smile what happened after the whole scenario? Have you attained the legal age then? Finish the story.

I freshly came out of secondary sch then, a seminary sch at that..

The lectures that followed is out of this world. I was literally shown HIV and AIDS.

A previous thread asked if you've ever experience a sex scene, and it got me thinking, it either you've seen someone or you've been seen, though in my own case caught.



We started from the sitting room, her panties and bra was left at the sitting room while I carried her to my room. We were savaging each other when my mum unlocked the door with her own key, came into the house and saw panties, bra and cloths littered in the sitting room,(my boxer was also there). I was on top of her when she walk into my room. I was like "Mum, it's not what you think". My mum was with our undies so we were there both naked, starring at her like we've seen a ghost. She was like we should continue naa, I was like "we don do finish". She asked about the condom and I said "we forgot". She just shook her head, smiled, threw our cloths to us and left us in self pity..

I went shopping last weekend at shoprite too
Kinibigdeal

Hmmm, he wants to smell himself to death..

Hmmm, if God is your only witness, then you have no witness.

He'll also witness how you'll rot away in jail if found guilty..

He'll still cut a deal, return part of the money and WALK..

It still boils down to the ratio of cement to sand while mixing concrete and the quality of the foundation esp in a waterlogged state like Lagos..

All talk and no work makes this government a ......


Help me fill in the gap.

AVM Alfa is a philanthropist, who helped many people even when he's not a politician. Thank God he won at last, I just pray that politics won't change him..

And like someone pointed out, Aidoko is a cow.

One day, some of the things we're using now will be termed old and archaic..

Imagine how the guy with the oldest sunglasses or pants will be feeling then, like fly. Not knowing that the best is yet to come.

This life sef!

This man seems to always meet and help accident victims...

danot1030:
yea you are right, he would rather allowed everyone have his way so that the corruption can continue. Jonathan is fitting to lead mumu like you, ode. How did come about smartsyn for a moniker, please change to either mumusyn or odesyn.

you've make an excellent point, but it would've been better if you didn't have to insult me at the process. Your opinion don't have to be in-line with mine

GEJ met same problem as much as Buhari did, the only difference is that he didn't take the nation hostage because of it..

Seyi wants to use Tiwa to make herself more popular..

He should just tell us that he want to change wardrobe..

I bet we won't hear of this ever again..

Unless he's a pawn to be sacrificed for a bigger king..

timilehing:
Long Story......... But no one in particular taught me how to

that's cool, but what was your most difficult challenge? Mine was steadying the steering wheels..

I learnt through the hard way.

When I was in school, that was my 2nd year, I was living with an Uncle and he has many cars, and two of them was at our disposal. His two sons, my age mates can all drive, but I can't, I have never drive before in my life.

One morning as I was washing one of the cars, I never knew that you must not step on the throttle before the car moves, I just start the car, engage the gear and remove my leg from the crunch, the car jumped and hit the car in front. That was my first experience with a car.

Weeks later, one of the sons asked me to drive, we're on the highway, he told me what to do and was like I got it. From gear 1, I jumped to gear 4 while I was dancing with the steering, I nearly caused an accident.

That was how I managed to learn, after many attempts.

How did you learn how to drive, did you went to a driving school?