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The Bosses had to fire her so as to have her, since they can't have her as a subordinate and also a lover.. Just saying

Na wa oo, I just feel for their anus esp that youngest among them, because na him go dey at the receiving end...

Chai, when babe full everywhere for Benin

I will just keep imagining..

Cheating get levels I must say.. While some people will be looking for their palms and laps to write potential answers, some others are going over the board with high tech setup for the same purpose..

I for say they tried, but unfortunately, they were caught.

Hmmm, all this post just for a new logo...


We don change new logo, make una see the logo. Simple. We no need long explanation.

That's why I have decided to marry a missionary, so we can be praying together in missionary styles..

Lemme start by commenting on the good road, who ever built that road try wella. But we dey talk say fuel no dey the country, the little wey dey come dey burn..

eyeview:
If okorocha comes up unopposed,I will just ask you your party's logo and vote there,I don't even need to know who you are cos I know that whoever you are,you will do better than him

hahaha, my brother, you're very wicked..

Congrats Rastaman, Jah bless

jmoore:
Real madrid to win by 5-0. Sell your Papa land and stake all the proceeds from it.

tell them that you no see me..

Ok sir, please predict the correct score of the next Real Madrid match.. Lemme do justice to it, since you're good at predicting events.

Haha, even without Buhari, your failure will break the Guinness book of Record.

In fact, I stand a better chance than Okorocha in the presidential elections, because at least my kins men will vote for me..

HurtgenForest:
Give us her moniker then..

you want a thread about me to make front-page, that a nairalander was killed in his sleep, abi?

Its as real as it can get..

Op, na your plate I like sef.

Pls send me your address lemme come and eat tomato stew, for the past 3weeks now, nobody have ever fry tomato around my area..

HurtgenForest:
I don't believe this story.

you're right, I don't believe it either, but you can ask the girl in question, she's a nairalander..

Hmmm, I guess some group want to get some 5hours of fame, cause that's all they could get..

Even though Fayose's mouth runs like it has diarrhoea, but for every nonsense he speaks, there is some sense somewhere..

Freiden:
Ayam highly disappointed.... Took my time to read each and every comment from the 1st page to the last page hoping to read from a lady, narrating how she was caught in the act....unfortunately, none was brave enough to do so.


I hope for a world where ladies would be as proud as men when it comes to sexual activities.

A world where 'let's go fork' will sound like 'Let's go play football'.

dream on brother, dream on. I share your dream though, but we both know, it aint happening, at least not in Nigeria.

Creativity at its best..
This is not a days job oo

They must have done it before or will do it later, there's no smoke without fire..

Congrats to them..

I don't even know what to call this.

Eeya, they will think that you're gay and your anus needs to be padded..


Heavy flow indeed..lol

Hope she's qualified to be called an entrepreneur?

I see..

Even though men came out from a vagina , they don't seem to resist the sight of it and its centrifugal effect. Explain and state why. 100mks

Its a pity
RIP

Zane2point4:
Back in those days wen men wia boys, back in 3rd yr in futo, how do I start my own testament,
Well I was dating dis lovely and sexy looking girl back den but as nature wil hv it I arranged one sharp busty girl online (now married) she gave me a tough time though even visited as a normal friend and before she came visiting she gave me a serious warning not to act funny , I jux played along and begged her to come.
On that faithful day my main gf was on double lectures and she had my spare key of which I hv forgotten I gave her, when the side babe cameto my house we jux talked and joked and I decided to give my doubting mind the benefit of trial, I touched the babe she responded like a someone who electric jux shocked na dia I laugh for my mind kum kno say the babe na real nympho, we got busy I unzipped everything she had and was sucking dat pretty round firm stuffs and unknowingly to me my babe is done with her lectures and hv bn calling buh due to d grls moan I never heard my nonsense nokia N90 fon ring, so using the spare key I gave to her she opened the door and lo and behold I felt like I was in the movie that it wasnt happening, and I luved the grl, so she jux threw the key at me and hurriedly left, so I jux wana finish my runs afterall oil wey spill don spill naa, na so I dey tell dey side babe say na my ex wey dey worry my life say make she no worry make we continue, I even kneeel down, but to my suprise my main babe hvnt gone far she was jux outside waiting for me to kum and beg her, she jux went round through the window and saw me kneeling down begging the babe, she jux looked at me and said ur a 'big fool' and left, I no fit shout my lodge mates den laugh me tire, even d side babe stood up and left too, na there I kum know say a bird at hand is worth more dan millions in the bush.

hahaha, your story is very pathetic, you lost at both end, but I understand why you knelt down to beg, its not good to leave your second standing at attention under hot sun, when the heat is much..

Qualer:
ayam a talented muskcian!!

and you even replaced him on the dance floor too.

You bad guh

[quote author=Qualer post=45525352][/quote]lol, why are you using your jazz to spoil another man's blues

BlueEyeBalls:
Had to share this cause I can NEVER forget!

I was just invited by a neighbor who happens to be a best friend to my sister, we been crushing on each other though since she parked into the new place, when I got there things were just normal until we couldn't pretend anymore... It just got so intense that we even forgot to lock the door. Busy grinding each other till my sis bursted in on us right on her bed (probably she has checked me on My apartment and couldn't find me).

I Felt embarrassed, covered my face while sweating,
I just told her am sorry, while she just said it's nothing.. . Why am I apologising Then she told her friend (my neighbor) so u even have eyes for my brother... Lol I just left them there and left UNSATISFIED!

it's even more weird if its a family member that caught you.. Hope you guys later finished what you both started?

This is serious oo..

The story for make more sense if she had skipped the part of the anointing oil and prayer, why did the anointing delay for a day or two before forcing the confession..

And who are the two people that always appear before the guy sef

That's creativity, but also financial crime, because he's no different from some yahoo guys who disguise as a woman to defraud some gullible males.. Hence he should be taken to the EFCC for proper prosecution..

I for say..

Cos I be done dey plan with my guys to start our own agitation and then look forward for amnesty