₦airaland Forum

Asin day and night shifts like in a normal job!
Ok, continue..

Hmmm

At least that counts for something, Some states have never commercialise any venture in Nigeria before.

Some Abians, be of good cheer and kidnap Akpabio, to buttress his point.

Please what chapter of the book of Lamentation is he lamenting from...?

Pension wey una don collect in advance when una dey seat una still dey lament for..

Anyway this is Karma, as una no pay pensioners as Governor, welcome to the club.

Hmmm, some men shaa

But if a man like me approach them for a job, they'll swear with Sango and Amadioha that there's no opening and will get back at me till eternity.

Look at them begging a lady to come and take a job..

G19?

Must they give them names?

And what da heck does the G stands for?

G19 leaders, meeting to locate the G--spot after pulling the G-strings in other to get a G-result.. I see

Is that why this girl yawns whenever I yawn in the office.. I see

I will yawn again today to be sure..

Cool

Even if you're positive op, don't worry, it no big deal, everybody must not be negative..


Beside, don't people always pray to have positive outcomes in life..

Executive position is like when you're the husband celebrating your 10th year anniversary, while Entry level is like when you're the new boyfriend..

They want to discuss the masquerade job, and bring out a blueprint on how to go about it..

Buhari will also be travelling to Haiti or Barbados to sign a memorandum on how they will import masquerade clothing and train our teeming youths on how to dress them, and organise carnivals like them..

This is what Jonathan didn't do through out his tenure, he never think outside the box.

This is CHANGE.

They should not forget to discuss about the cane oo, because masquerades go well with long cane.

Yar'Adua, the only hausa man I have ever voted for...

What if guys have to drill holes in ladies before you can do the deed, I imagined. And your tool will be wearing off the more you drill the holes?


The result is that many girls will have patches all around their body, because they will be covering the holes claiming they've not been drilled before ,and most men will have no dick because their dicks must have wear off due to too much drillings..

You don't threaten to resign, just as you don't threaten to commit suicide, you just do it..

The fun is in the surprise..

We all know that the 2016 budget is still dancing from the president to the NASS, but that not withstanding, the presidency has been running its operations smoothly like the budget has been passed and implemented..

Are they still using the money from the 2015 budget or they're using the 2016 bugdet in advance?

I just read that a State banquet have been organized for the visiting Biya, we know these things don't come cheap.

Those in the know should please throw more light on this and enlighten me.

They are also good in bed, because they're skinny, you can turn them to 90 degrees, 45 degrees, carry them up, hang them in the wall, spread their legs to almost 180 degrees,and in the heat of things, you can easier locate which hole is which and when they're on top of you, they ride you like a matador riding an agressive bull...

Even with pictures, idontbelieve some..

Whether anonymous or not, my own is let her keep writing, she's one of the few writers that I always antecepate reading their next work, its like an addiction.

Proudlyngwa:
Akantbelieveit

even with the picture?

IamLEGEND1:
you see,the guy & girl are nakéd...the guy has mounted the girl....drilling in and out in a to & fro motion or up and down, depending on the séx position.
bear in mind,they are copulating without protection, so they decide to practice coitús interuptus.
So,the guy keeps going at it until he orgàsms. see now the picture is depicting how the outside and a bit of the inside of the girl's vagína looks like after the guy has ejacúlated. with him not being able to fully pull his penís out in time to ejacúlate outside the vagína.....

if you still don't understand this vivid illustration from the Legend, then you need some practicals.

When ever I hear a girl fought, the first picture I have is cloth torn, breast swinging freely in the air. So my dear, tell us when you really fight..

So you told the man to 'open it'.. And he opened it and you enter baa?


I see..

It's my fault, i did same when i was a kid, karma at work...

Omg, why did I read this, I'll now always have this dirty thoughts whenever I eat out. But wetin man go do naa.


My thought be like" Egbon Smart, if you want to eat good food at home, go and marry"

Ever been in the midst of guys,especially your 'homies' and there are green bottles in front of you guys acting as catalyst ? The conversation sometimes ends with how they did that babe. How sweet she was and so on ..

This is like a norm among guys, we always like to talk about our sexual escapades, how loud she sings and her moves.

I was with some friends yesterday and one of us couldn't stop talking,even when it started getting boring, some were hailing him as the champion of Capua and when I asked him if he must talk about it,he said"what's the fun if you don't talk about it"

Don't know if it's so with girls, but why do most guys kiss and tell?

Wahala dey oo

Anybody that will want to sell his bloc should contact me ASAP, ie if you'll sell 1million spread over a period of 10years..

It could be her disgruntled ex for all I care..

This guy should let Iceprince enjoy his punnani in peace please..

Hmmm

Another jobless attention seeking self acclaimed stylist looking for job..

Hmmm

She prolly did that for some publicity, and she sure got what she wanted. Like I didn't know her before, but now I know.

Like PDP, like APC

They are always in disarray..

Faleke is pulling any Olamide on them.

Rivers State Govt like hosting people and party.

Na to carry myself go make them host me too..


But Wike please don't use #83million like your predecessor

This was when $1=#1, when agriculture was our major export, when teaching was the highest occupation...